@UncleBlazer I've been feeling really loose butthole lately, where could I get one of those bear coats?

@timheidecker Tate Dillow

@azizansari ask em if they'll ever go back to "Awesometown" or make another sketch series of their own.

@marcthemayer my penis extended far beyond the night sky, but that was before the fish oil, now my penis is black

@marcthemayer it works

@michaelianblack shaaaaaaaaame about the hockey guy who died

I like my tacos like I like my @michaelianblack 's, wet, and full of sloppy meat. #mibfortacobell

@marcthemayer she's barking at your dried semen, it's just everywhere

@marcthemayer It's only good when it's not flooded

@thomaslennon that funny or die sketch was amazing, great job man!

@marcthemayer ok you get an ipad and i'll take it, and i'll get a kindle and give it to you

@marcthemayer ill buy your kindle off you if you're getting an ipad

@danieltosh you make me feel like a natural woman

@funnyordie when is the terry's debuting on hbo?

@timheidecker you should have been wearing your d-pants!

@timheidecker oh my god i can't waiiiiit

@ericwareheim what is your opinion on neon knome? if you haven't watched, I recommend doing so. please help to get it on the air

@RedHourBen how is the Ben Stillhur collab working?