Blake Anderson
@UncleBlazer
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if trump wins don't think of it as a 2nd presidency, think of it as the United States of America's Attitude Era
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I get really triggered when Donald Trump keeps saying "the enemy within" because that's what my boss called me when I worked at Baskin Robbins
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if you filled a humidifier with BuzzBallz what would happen🤔
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call me new-fashioned but I think fans should be able to pull the ball out of outfielders glove to give their team a homerun but I also think the outfield wall should be a jurassic park electric fence
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scum of the earth halloween decoration thieves I hope the Chucky you stole off my lawn comes to life at night and 🔪🔪🔪's you
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RT @LordSpew: Meet PELVISHEAD (played by Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer )!!! My @adultswim Smalls webseries "BODYHEAD" is premiering on Adult…
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Lol he doesn’t even want to! Truly means nothing to him. He has no pride or integrity. Dude shouldn’t own a sports team FJF
Mark my words. John Fisher’s A’s will NEVER hoist a World Series trophy. If they do I’ll run a lap around Lake Merritt wearing nothing but Gap jorts.
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