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Her:sk and loud
Reporter:was there weed in the room?
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“I cleaned your bum bum” “I changed your pampers” ogaaaa who send you? If you show me werey you go see crazy cos I no send you change pampers
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She replies with “LoL” and you are cracking your head thinking of how to keep the conversation alive,you are a bloody simp!👍🏾FIX UP!
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Shey you go still get content?
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Lemon way life give me make I use make lemonade,I don use am do pink lips
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Mum:Go and wash the fish I bought
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“I don’t like posting my pictures,I’m camera shy”….shut up werey,you no fine accept it👍🏾
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People with one eye believing in love at first sight like they had the opportunity to take a second look lol…
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I don’t even text this mf that often and Snapchat be saying she my “BFF❤️”……must be ment
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Sapa nice defense👍🏾I lie for my papa say I wan buy textbooks,dem con say textbook na compulsory(10 marks)🤧🤧
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These days nobody status dey reach 24hrs..once the person way you post for see am,DELETE!!.....even birthday post 💀
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Me: My bro is in jail for something he didn’t do
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Me:He didn’t run when others were
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You take holy communion finish,you dey find toothpick,you dey do cheers🥂with blood of Jesus …comrade are you mad or something?
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Your excellency sir,I’m a Nigerian and my twitter still dey work....see my tweet
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All these Snapchat girls and craving celebrity life....we add each other as friends,you go unfriend me so I���ll be a subscriber to your account Lmao.....you go die ni,low budget Mia khalifa
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I steal your tweet,still get more interaction and engagement pass you way get tweet....Abeg who is the real owner now?😂
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When you are at a job Interview and they pull up your Twitter account
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Cos she hear virgin this werey think say I dey talk about her…..I’m referring to your hair werey
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All of you doing Alpha male with that agent of satan called shola y’all are going to hell cos there is only one ALPHA AND OMEGA 🛐☦️choose the right alpha
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My friend screwed a pregnant bitch and told us he had a threesome💀💀
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Mercy was verified with 97.3k followers....the icon has more than that figure,and verified on ig,and thriller....jack verify this dude....👀💡💡💡
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The urge to lick my lips when I see people kissing on Tv or in real life 🙂
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I just be on this app,no content,no business tweet,no motivational tweet,no funny tweet….just going about retweeting ass and boobs and doing “I follow back”…..sigh
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I never fit afford azul for real life but my keyboard be chilling with it 🍶🍶🍶…..
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I post iPhone screenshot for my status,you come check my last tweet if na twitter for iPhone or still android ….nice one👍🏾
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If the relationship or friendship scatter,na you cos am....me no get wahala
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