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@DALiii_Danger
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Vosloorus, South Africa
Joined August 2011
I've waited my whole life for this moment and it's finally here. Ke Nako Ya Ma Nigga, is out.now! 🙏🏿.
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Clothes for the Breadwinners 🙏🏿.
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Drake thought going against a person who claims to have met God in form of a phara at a petrol station in South Africa was a good idea?.
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My little brother was scouted to play rugby in Ireland, with total costs amounting to R70K. I reached out to my community for help, and they generously assisted in raising part of the funds. I’m forever grateful to everyone who donated, truly, it takes a village 🙏🏿❤️
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You guys called me a mad man 🤷🏿♂️
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How I’m going to sleep tonight knowing that Kendrick might drop another diss
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Tsekeleke is a title, sort of like Black Panther. When one dies, di strength of di Tsekeleke is given to another 🙏🏿.
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“Ngathi S'sebenziza Umuthi”.
Which producer has the best tagline?. DJ Mustard: Mustard on the beat, h*e. London: We got London on da track. Metro Boomin: If Young Metro don’t trust you, I’m gon’ shoot you. Tay Keith: Tay Keith, f*ck these n*ggas up!. Quay Global: Cook that sh*t up, Quay!. Add your faves.
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These broers are the original Google Maps 🙏🏿
How did we ever survive before Google maps?.
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I’ve never driven with it on coz even as leaner I never took Ls 🙏🏿.
How long did you driver with you "L sign"? I think I want to keep mine for a year or two.
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You can tell that this guy yiOuttie egrand. He loves his girl and he loves his job. Abantu bane kwaal nje.
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Mzansi Magic should make an I Blew It spin-off show called I Grew It where they show us people who received money and changed their lives.
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Someone said, “You’re not scared of trying, you’re just scared of people seeing you try.” . And it made me think 😭.
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Shoutout to Vladimir for the vaccine, I appreciate the work that he Putin 🙏🏿.
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You look like Ushoda Nge Mali Yamalobolo on the first frame 😭.
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AKA was the realest hey? He’d randomly wake up at 4am on a Sunday morning and choose violence 😭.
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18. A pic you wanna recreate so bad.
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The job is not done but I’m proud of the progress so far. Tomorrow we try again 🙏🏿
6. Show us a picture of you at the beginning of the year and now.
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Need to pitch a show to Moja Love called Utshontshe Ingoma Yam where people confront artists and producers who stole their songs and beats.
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I wake up ready for conversation. I was silent during my sleep and now I must wake up and be more silent? Never.
People who don't defrost scare me. You just woke up and you're yapping already?! Tjo.😭.
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Having a favourite loadshedding time slot means that we’re normalising it. Let’s not do that pls.
What is your favorite Loadshedding time slot❓️.
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You’re a loser for this bro. You could’ve ignored the post and carried on with your day but you chose to hate on another man’s effort? I hate people that think they know better because they’d rather belittle and ridicule others.
That’s really thoughtful but your man used a free template from Square Space, but if I was your man I would code the entire website from scratch with cool animations & more exciting fonts than Helvitica I’m just saying
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If Ster-Kineko is serious they’d partner with influencers to host movie nights . Imagine a Wasabi Wednesdays where movies are half price and we get to watch his movie of the week with him in the cinema. George goes to the cinema a lot, how dope would it be if he brought us along?.
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Your email is the one in your bio right? My lawyer will be in contact with you soon 🙏🏿.
I know Dali secretly dusts a pie every month.
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Add the Corona Fish guy and you’ve got the Holy Trinity 🫱🏾🫲🏿.
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Call time would be 8am and they’d offer us tequila shots before shooting. I was always drunk by 9am 😭😭😭😭😭.
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In SA, when one event happens it causes a ripple effect of repeated events.
A married couple from Tshwane have been arrested after the husband, reported to have died in a house fire last year, was caught driving a stolen car. Now the police are working to establish who was buried in his place.
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I doubt there’s anyone else that could have played Dwight Schrute
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iphuza face is really lethal bethuna. One of the people we were hanging out today woke up ubuso bedumbile and said they just needed a cold shower to freshen up. The shock on our faces when they came out the shower looking EXACTLY like they went in? Like bubuso bakhe forever? 😭.
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I can’t even afford to be a child.
Can you afford to be a parent?.
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South Africans did it first 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦.
REPORT: "Subway surfing" is becoming a growing trend among teenagers who will "surf" and run on top of moving trains. The trend is common in New York City where teens risk their lives just for some views online. One Manhattan mother is suing Meta, TT and the MTA after her son
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My sister what if he’s a Surgeon?.
A gent that says “Let’s operate” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
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Psyfo your real name doesn’t Sidwell with me.
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Please we don’t need this. Imagine the chaos a R500 note will cause in taxis every morning 😭.
Reserve Bank on R500 note and R10 coin for South Africa
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R690 to Cape Town? The Mother City might just see me this December 🙏🏿.
From 6 December 2023, Shosholoza Meyl will resume the Joburg to Durban & Cape Town long-distance train services. The services were suspended in 2021 due to operational & network infrastructure challenges. Jozi to Cape Town: R430 Economy Class (Sitter) & R690 (Sleeper). Jozi to
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Excuse me brother, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please delete this. This is my brother who was hit by a Gautrain and this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know or have seen him but I need you to delete this 🙏🏿.
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Nothing about this challenge is random. The name of this song is Koko which represents knocking. I’m knocking at unconventional places because so many doors have been close on me that I decided to create my own doors.
Doing challenges in random places is gonna get old real soon.
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My friends gave me my birthday present today 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺💖 Thank you so much Bangani 💯 @Okay_Wasabi @SashaLanga @JuniorNeuvo @No_low23
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This is still the coldest picture I’ve ever taken in my life 🥶
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Me and Wasabi have a stokvel where we buy each other kotas for the month. When it’s his month, he calls me every time he feels like buying a kota and I e-wallet him R50 and he send me a picture of him eating it 🙏🏿.
I’ve heard that they are stokvels for wigs and champagne😂😂😂😂 there’s another one I heard of where you buy home stuff like fridges etc when it’s your turn. What other stokvels do you know of?.
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I really don’t like this trend of scaring kids with that TikTok filter. I don’t find it funny.
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This brother looks like Prince Kaybee and Okay Wasabi at the same time 😭.
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The summer is too far 🙏🏿
Dali danger's summer look:.
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Samthing Soweto gave male piano vocalists the formula 🙏🏿🔥.
December belonged to Samthing Soweto at some point 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🏽
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IG needs to make an option to go live to your close friends only.
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Someone needs to make a transparent beanie so that we can keep warm and still be able to show off our fresh cuts in winter.
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Don’t know. A-raya 🤷🏿♂️.
How was Ayra?.
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show me a picture of you from across the table looking pretty.
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From a dream to reality - I've waited my whole life for this moment and it's finally here. To that 6-year-old boy who heard 'Pantsula 4 Life' and was inspired to chase his dream, this one's for you. My debut album, 'Ke Nako Ya Ma Nigga' drops on June 2nd 🙏🏿
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My Name Is Dali Danger The Most Dangerous Man In The World And Here Is My #MTVBaseVJSearch Online Audition 🤟🏿. Please Help Me Get Into The Next Round By Retweeting This Tweet 🙏🏿 . Tag @VJSearch And Let Them Know That You Want To See Danger Do The Things!! 😬. Thank You 💞
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I am many things. A liar is not one of them 🤞🏿
I’m really feeling this hairstyle hey.
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Let’s do Nobhemer this month. Put down the cigarettes, vapes, hubblies, weed and Ntash 🙏🏿.
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Just came here to tell you guys that I’m 8 months sober today 🥺💖.
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Need to buy a pair so I can also Feet In 🙏🏿.
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This airtime used to last a whole month.
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A year ago at this exact time I had my last cigarette. Today I celebrate one year without cigarettes 🙏🏿💖
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I can’t believe we used to have power 24/7 365. We used to be a country.
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Are you guys hearing these ideas????? Wow 👏🏿.
How does an atchar business become successful? @Okay_Wasabi and #DaliDanger, give their ultimate ideas💡 for this business.🤭
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My brother Sibu lost his mom last week and he needs our help. Please watch this video and help out where you can ❤️.
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Cassper helped commercialise Piano.Focalistic used to make Hip.hop .Costa was one of the first artists to take Piano outside .25K has a Barcadi/Piano song.Maglera, Touchline, Loki, BigStar Johnson, Yanga, Kwesta, K.O, AKA, Flow Jones and Sliqe have rapped on the logdrum.
no ways central cee jumped on the yanos before south african rappers, and he floating 😭😭🔥🔥.
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“Ntwana why njalo mang’blomme nawe ng’galela umogodu?” 😭😭😭😭.
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If you’re out in the streets, please make sure that umamakho uyazi ukuthi ula ngaphandle ubhema intsango.
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I remember the day I recorded iMali I was dead broke and Dalitso’s birthday was coming up. I didn’t have a plan so I decided to text George and ask him to borrow me money, he came through for me with no hesitation and that really brought tears to my eyes.
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