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@jordann773
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By the time they get out of traffic it’s gon be the preseason.
The city of LA is all lit up to celebrate the Rams huge win tonight
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Her: Go hangout out with you dumb ass friends 😒. Me with my dumb ass friends:
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I told shawty I was gon fly her out to the islands now Doge tweaking 🤦🏾♂️.
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You FT after awhile of no contact and she answers with “What you want?” with the camera blacked out
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You just found out they hoop together?.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂why is this city so small 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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I haven’t had Five Guys (the burger joint founded by Jerry Murrell & Janie Murrell in Arlington, VA in 1986) in months.
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You must be new here.
how is Von Miller playing when he’s wanted for Domestic Violence wtf 😭.
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Y’all be telling fine women that they should do porn like that’s not weird as shit.
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I love our people but what I won’t do is lie.
Black people tacos might be better than Mexican tacos.
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Hear me out
What’s the coldest jacket ever?.
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Yo BM out here apologizing to other niggas for having a baby by you 🥴.
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I get around some bad bitches and start talking like Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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-When a bad bitch follows back.
Us men are the problem and need to stfu when women are speaking because 10/10 they be right. We don’t deserve women we’re trash af.
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We’re living in 2018 while this guy is living in 1974
Students are taking their Physics Midterm exam today. I said no cell phones, not even for music since they could be used to cheat. This student brought in a record player and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now.
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It’s a dark skin league.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander tonight:.43 PTS - 6 REB - 9 AST. De'Aaron Fox tonight:.41 PTS - 3 REB - 7 AST. Battle between elite point guards. 🔥🔥
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?.
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I got my first gun and started sleeping with all of my doors unlocked just wishing a nigga would.
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Pronouns in bio is normally a dead giveaway that person is annoying as shit.
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Women out here drinking beer, doing parlays, rolling backwoods and calling you bro. My brothers, the recipes are long gone.
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CB is the toughest position in the NFL because even HOF CBs are one play away from looking like bench warmers.
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Absent father.
TikTok son or Twitter daughter??.
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A lot of y’all wouldn’t really support Malcolm X but that’s for another time.
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Well Nǐ hǎo then.
Shorty fuckin on the first go is always a red flag.
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The first time I did a drill my people had to pull the car over to stop me from hyperventilating.
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men’s nails, grow quicker than women, our eyelashes are better, our skin is less volatile maybe we supposed to be the bad bitches.
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Nigga called Kevin Samuel’s show and said how do I motivate myself he said “where is your father?”💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️.
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None of my “nerd” habits stopped me from making friends or meeting someone.
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Me & my patna had picked up some hoes and dis nigga started 70 in a residential neighborhood & shooting his gun. Like gang, take me home.
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“Men don’t like natural bodies” gon be the new “women don’t like nice guys” isn’t it?.
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Video games ain’t doing it for me anymore so I’m about to jump off the porch at 25.
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Never mind I get it now.
Niggas be 22 talking about they don’t make good women anymore.
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Did this nigga really pay attention to anything Malcolm X said lmao.
We all need to continue to use our platform. This last election won’t change anything if we don’t keep working. #Blackvotersuppression.
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These new women are too gangsta for me. Why are you blasting EST Gee and rolling backwoods??.
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