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Olympian, commentator. Into #Sportsbiz , speaking straight and thinking differently. My views.
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Bruce watching Winx is the best thing you’ll see today. Never seen him so anxious. It was special.
#7CommGames
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Melbourne Syndrome
It’s when you get given a privilege, such as being able to go 10km from home, talk to 5 people in a park, go outside for 4 hours and you view it as a privilege and thank the person who allowed you to do it.
Cooked.
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Victoria as a state is cooked.
It’s done.
It’s broken.
Parents can’t see their kids in hospital.
Families can’t see each other in their homes.
Businesses can’t operate.
We have to wear masks in the fresh air even when no one is within 500m.
And we have 2 cases a day.
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The normally mild mannered folk of Glen Iris aren’t happy.
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Dishonest to the end.
Dan Andrews, who went to the election saying he’d go the full term, jumps ship.
Damage he leaves will take decades to repair.
He’ll only be missed by his band of sycophants who believed his lies and looked the other way every day.
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Huge if true…
On Wednesday we can take our masks off, to drink coffee, at a playground, whilst watching kids.
Massive.
Thank you Dear Leader.
Cooked.
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What a disgrace Serena Williams. Playing every card under the sun to excuse her appalling behaviour. Naomi Osaka deserves her moment in the sun and Williams stole it. The best player won.
#USOpen
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Thank you, and goodbye.
Thanks for watching & all the messages.
Bruce the best.
@tamsynlewis
#TamsynTales
superb.
@JaseRicho
brilliant & Josh making us look so clever one of hundreds behind the scenes.
But most of all, thank you to our
@AUSOlympicTeam
.
#7Olympics
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A reminder of today’s public health advice.
If you leave home = you will end up in hospital.
Enjoy your Sunday.
Cooked.
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Enjoy our world record lockdown day with this reminder of our failure… because as we are reminded often… this is our fault. Enjoy your business being closed and kids kept from school and prepare for another lecture. This precious thing….
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Imagine going to work today and having to deal with what the
@VictoriaPolice
officers had to deal with in Bourke Street. And then having to deal with the memories of it. Hats off to you and thank you.
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I’m totally sick and tired of hearing Dan Andrews tell us to “stay the course”.
"The only option".. "is to do this properly."
We did.
You let us down.
Stop lecturing us.
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The ‘I stand with Dan’ crew once again now vigorously cheering for a NSW demise. They love lockdowns, business being closed and kids kept from school. Once again, I’ll be cheering for continued NSW success. Nothing to do with politics. Just freedom.
#GoNSW
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Having run out of people to blame, there will be no daily Covid press conference today.
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Only a total egomaniac would choose to make an announcement at lunchtime on Father’s Day. All about him.
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Such a shame the South Australian Olympians aren’t AFL players. All would be ok then.
We have lost the plot as a nation.
The AOC says the South Australian Government's decision to ignore expert medical advice and the decision of National Cabinet by imposing a 28 day period for returning Australian Olympians poses a significant mental health risk for those athletes.
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I’m all for support for sport.
But this is gobsmacking.
Premier
@DanielAndrewsMP
announcing a $15M partnership with Netball Australia with Victoria branding on their team kit and the 2023 grand final in Victoria. It happens to be the exact same amount Gina Rhinehart controversially withdrew in sponsorship ..
@abcmelbourne
#springst
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Never ceases to amaze me how insular the AFL world is. This report makes the standard operating procedure for any athlete who competes internationally sound like a world first. Those in international sport do this week in, week out. They aren’t flying to the moon.
Playing an AFL game in China isn’t as simple as getting on a plane. St Kilda’s planning began in November to find the right flights and accommodation, the best places to eat and how many snacks to take, via
@LaurenHeraldSun
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One big upside.
Melbourne will smash the world record for world’s most broken and lockdown City.
And it’s unlikely to be broken.
It’s ours.
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3 cases.
57,000 tests.
@VictorianCHO
must be stood down from his job for spreading fear.
Open the state and get our kids back to school.
Reported yesterday: 3 new local cases and no new cases acquired overseas.
- 23,921 vaccine doses were administered
- 57,519 test results were received
More later:
#COVID19Vic
#COVID19VicData
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Out of an abundance of caution, Daniel Andrews should step aside until all the matters in front of him are resolved. IBAC, WorkSafe, etc.
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Cooked.
Dan and Brett built a very precious thing.
Here it is…. The thing they’ve delivered.
Two years of failure in one picture.
#AFLGF
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Who’d want to be in South Australia Dan Andrews?
Almost everyone. That’s who.
You should be ashamed at what you’ve done to Victoria and Victorians.
#AFLPORTCATS
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According to reports, of the 391 travellers spot checked in Victoria yesterday, 99 were not at home. 1/4 of all who have been allowed back in the country. Unless it was for medical treatment, they should be named in a daily, publicly available list.
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The science today is saying new lockdowns rules will be severe. No sunrise, sunset, coffee, almost all work & exercise. Because we need to be tougher than anywhere else to chase the 🍩. Tough. Really tough. All based on the science. And all our fault of course.
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Staggering tweet this from the Premier’s team no matter what you think of the demise of the NSW Premier.
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We’ve moved a little higher up the pastry shelf from 🍩 to the
2K Day slice.
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What a throw...
What a reaction.
The last round wonder from Down Under 🇦🇺
@thatjavelingirl
wins javelin gold with 66.56m!
📰:
#WorldAthleticsChamps
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Today in Melbourne… for the first time in 18 months golf might actually be unsafe.
#melbourneweather
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AFLM marking the passing of Her Majesty at finals but AFLW not commemorating the passing of one of the most significant women in history is more than odd. Indigenous round or not. Both can and should occur.
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Lovely day for golf…..
Unfortunately it’s not safe until 11.59pm on Tuesday….
But we are in lockdown curfew until 5am Wednesday.
Then golf is safe.
COVID knows when, and when not, to strike. It’s clever.
Cooked.
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Staggering to think that Stephenson plays for Collingwood this week after contrived suspension despite betting on his own games allowed him back for finals. But Greene will miss after doing less than last week when he got a fine, so won’t play. AFL at its absolute peak.
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How good is polling data.
Breaking
Big news
Victoria will scrap quarantine requirements for international arrivals.
(Double dosed and test neg here of course)
Arrivals will not have to quarantine at home or in a hotel
Likely to happen same day it happens in NSW - Nov 1
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Caulfield Grammar... over to you.
Support the cheat or your role model former student.
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Three cheers to you Peter Norman. 50 years ago today. An Australian record that still stands. A moment never forgotten.
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While politicians bicker with each other for cheap headlines, diversions and buck passing, we are locked up, businesses are closed, kids kept away from school and sport and we have no plan on when that’s ending. That’s not leadership. From any of them.
Cooked.
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#IStandWithDan
crew desperately cheering for a big NSW outbreak show how cooked we’ve become in Victoria.
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Wages of people making decisions on lockdowns ⬆️
Wages of people impacted by those decisions ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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The fact schools have been forced to send end of term emails to parents stating they have no idea what the plan is for next term is outrageous.
All so the Premier can have his ‘look at me’, ‘here are your freedoms’ moment on Sunday.
Never been less about politics of course.
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I’d be very happy if Dan Andrews just stuck to removing level crossings.
That’s it.
Once it’s done he can retire knowing that was an excellent thing to do. We can even name them after him.
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Let’s hope the cowardly
@PRGuy17
is unmasked.
A bully and a coward who is nothing more than a gutless keyboard pounder who ‘bravely’ throws stones behind a mask.
They deserve to be unmasked and then consigned to the bin.
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Fear mongering continues.
They love lockdowns and keeping businesses shut while they get paid.
And they love demonising those who want their business open and kids at school.
That’s their playbook.
New vaccine-resistant variant and no ability to enforce any health orders? No thanks. Next week is Parliament's last sitting this year. Crucial that we pass pandemic laws before State of Emergency runs out. Other Xbenchers need to stump up.
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Crash a bus = 5 years and three months
Defile and sexually abuse young children = 6 years
What is going on?
#PellSentencing
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Shocked.
Science and data shut businesses, kept kids from school and university, closed playgrounds, required people to wear masked outside when walking by themselves at 6am, shut golf courses and also declared Sunday’s outside and sunsets dangerous.
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When you haven’t won a game in 18 months and are on the bottom of the ladder with the worst captain / coach combo in the league who simply resort to yelling at their players… this is how you spin your mediocrity.
ANYONE who thinks Victoria's record run of lockdowns is an angle of attack has clearly never had to fight hard for anything. Victorians are absolutely not ashamed of their fight against covid. They're proud of saving lives and never backing down from doing so.
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Thanks to Victorians we now have more freedoms.
Make no mistake, this is solely due to polling data as the Sutton & Andrews science that kept kids from school & businesses shut would still have us in lockdown. They loved it. Victorians didn’t and now we’re free.
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Science and data.
Construction sites open.
Golf courses closed.
Let us play.
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We just have to accept that golf isn’t safe.
Dan says so.
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Remember…..
Based on what?
🍩
A reminder of today’s public health advice.
If you leave home = you will end up in hospital.
Enjoy your Sunday.
Cooked.
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StKilda are going to win the flag for the firstly time in everyone’s life who is under 54 and it will be held in QLD in front of no one and we won’t be allowed to leave our house to celebrate in the streets.
#AFLSaintsSwans
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Hello.
@PRGuy17
gives an insight directly into the office of the Premier. This is what they actually think.
We were going into a short, sharp, 7 day lockdown. But 7 weeks in they think they are ahead of schedule.
Cooked.
@DanielAndrewsMP
Restrictions easing about a week earlier than schedule. Well done everyone who rolled up their sleeve or is about to, this is a brilliant victory 🏆
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Perhaps they spent the $1.3B on
@PRGuy17
and the 100’s of staff in the social media team to keep us safe….
Sadly…. Social media staff and posts from DanBots don’t stop the virus…
Heading towards a new record…. Once they figure out how to count the numbers.
Have any of the nutters carrying on like broken records about the 4000 ICU beds actually stopped to think about whether we need that kind of massive investment now most of us will be vaccinated by the time this peaks? Imagine getting 4000 new beds up only for all to sit empty?
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230 days.
Protecting this precious thing we’ve built.
Bow to the Chairman and enjoy your “new freedoms” everyone.
Cooked.
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A decade ago today Kerryn McCann passed away. Always remembered as a great teammate by all who had that honour.
#RIPKerryn
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I’ve always found the best days of Melbourne’s short sharp 7 day circuit breakers are days 29-50.
Beyond Cooked.
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Twitter today confirmed
@PRGuy17
is nothing more than an abusive bully & online troll. The cowardly bully hid behind his account until forced to unmask. Jeremy Maluta is a troll & bully who’ll go to any lengths to further his own position. Shameful.
I await your public apology.
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Any announcement of a Melbourne lockdown must surely come with resignations. When you choose to protect your base first over your entire constituency, and it fails, there’s no choice but to step aside. Decisions were made and the consequences have been catastrophic.
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Dan Andrews created a ‘pandemic of the fearful’. His supporters are scared to leave home. He is ‘keeping them safe’ by shutting the state, closing businesses & schools. Now he’s letting it rip to save his own job. And the ‘I stand with Dan’ crew are beside themselves with fear.
Reported yesterday: 1,838 new local cases and 0 cases acquired overseas.
- 38,977 vaccines administered
- 73,501 test results received
- Sadly, 7 people with COVID-19 have died
More later:
#COVID19Vic
#COVID19VicData
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Just imagine for a moment if Essendon had taken a deal and then won the 2016 flag with Hird as coach. That's what Cronulla just did.
#NRLGF
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Surely in this ‘roadmap’ kids, community sport & small business are at top of the list. Anything & everything that can be open ASAP, should be. And the advice of the Covid zero chasing Sutton & Burnet just that. Their opinion. Not the sole decider. It’s time for some leadership.
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Not letting people know what time the government will make crucial announcements about our lives just goes to show how arrogant they are.
Zero to do with finalising the roadmap.
100% to do with control.
Sums them up.
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Sutton’s legacy.
But hey… he got to tweet about how he achieved zero cases.
More and more of a failure as every day passes.
Victoria is facing a generation of lost kids, who are “languishing” after Covid, struggling to study, frightened of the future and scared of the world. How do we help them?
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Dan Andrews very effectively used Brett Sutton as a shield.
Until he became an anchor, so he’s quickly cut him loose.
Surprising given we’ve been told politics doesn’t work against the virus.
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DanBots very busy tonight.
Seems it’s everyone else’s fault the
#AFLGF
isn’t in Melbourne.
And we pay for their work too.
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Anonymous
@PRGuy17
slams editorial without a byline…. Which he/she well knows is how editorials are done….
This is peak State media now.
Wheels falling off this guy/girls caboose.
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Feel desperately sorry for the police.
Dan Andrews won’t be seen in public before the election and these officers have to bravely face the wrath on his behalf.
Cooked.
Protesters break through the police line, an officer gets assaulted and trampled by demonstrators, people are screaming and covered in capsicum spray
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Any excuse….
Bruce….
Being Bruce.
Doubt I’ll ever capture a better video.
#logies
#logies2022
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Best wishes with this one
@PRGuy17
.
Hard to blame anyone else for this.
WorkSafe has charged the Victorian Department of Health with 58 breaches of the Occupational Health and Safety Act in relation to Victoria's initial hotel quarantine program.
@abcmelbourne
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Goodbye.
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Really looking forward to today’s lecture.
Finger pointing.
Blame anyone they can.
And trot out all the well rehearsed lines that resonate with the scared and fearful.
Get your bingo cards ready.
#ChaseTheDonut
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If you had one question at last night’s debate what would it have been?
Mine…
Premier… here’s your chance to finally be honest with Victorians. Who signed off on the decision to employ private security for the hotel quarantine program?
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Enjoy our collective success on this milestone day.
We’ve crushed Covid 5 times.
Victoria 5
Covid 0
Ok, game 6 is still going. But we shut down playground on the wing & will win again.
Then we can prepare for game 7.
One lockdown at a time.
#melbournelockdown
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🍩 chasers are going to be in a tough spot when it’s announced we can’t beat the virus and have to ‘live with it’.
We know you think that means ‘let it rip’ because ‘there’s no other way’. That’s what we’ve all been told. Endlessly.
Suddenly. That won’t be true anymore.
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I guess no surprise that when we have 450 cases the architects of our collective demise wouldn’t front up to explain why its all gone wrong and why their daily hectoring and lectures haven’t worked.
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Bye, bye
@PRGuy17
.
Anonymous cowards on social media are nothing but that… cowards.
Let’s see if you have the courage to post under your real name.
New laws force social media giants to unmask trolls
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Victoria well on track to break world record for lockdowns.
We should be so proud.
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I have no idea what day it is…. But I know that Christmas lasts for only three more days….
#7Olympics
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I stand with Dan crew like
@prguy
spinning todays numbers like a success and continuing to bleat about NSW is almost the peak of this whole past 20 months. Here’s a fact. No one is winning.
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Have we ever been more poorly served by our leaders? Everywhere.
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All those who have relentlessly abused me and others like
@andrewbogut
and
@DHughesy
can now focus on the Premier… who has today forecast there might be another way. Go figure.
🍩 chasers are going to be in a tough spot when it’s announced we can’t beat the virus and have to ‘live with it’.
We know you think that means ‘let it rip’ because ‘there’s no other way’. That’s what we’ve all been told. Endlessly.
Suddenly. That won’t be true anymore.
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Seems like the AFL will play. With shortened quarters because apparently the virus takes the first 16mins plus time on of each quarter off. Players are lucky the virus works that way.
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Things
@CAComms
should say at noon.
A - Reprehensible behaviour
B - Blatant cheating
C - Apologise to all Australians
D - Forfeit test
E - Stand down captain and leadership team pending hearing that will determine their future
F - Announce new interim captain and vice captain
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Wow.
Voting behind closed doors and before polling day.
Free kinder. Government-owned renewable energy. Making V/Line fares fair.
If you value it, vote for it.
And that's exactly what we're doing.
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Brett Sutton thought he could beat Covid.
Chased zero at all cost, shut business, locked people in homes & kept kids from school and then celebrated his personal victory.
Chasing donuts has proven to be the greatest health policy failure in history.
That’s his legacy.
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Day 227 of this precious thing we’ve built.
How fortunate we are.
Keeping us safe.
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Andrews bingo today.
There’s no other choice
Follow public health advice
Overwhelm our hospitals
Protesting won’t beat the virus.
Thousands will die
Covid normal
We all want this to be over
Any mention of Christmas…. There will be lots of them.
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For the next 3 hours
@SBS
is showing a train travelling across Australia. No music, no voice over, an occasional graphic with some info, and that’s it.
#SlowSummer
. Genius.
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What a proud day it will be.
And Weimar… collecting his full pay and bonuses… urges everyone to hang in…. Only 4 or 5 weeks more of your business being closed.
Melbourne to hit dire pandemic milestone
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Often go past this skate park when walking the woofa. And did this morning once again which reminded me of this pic.
‘Science’ said it wasn’t safe so concrete bollards stopped local kids getting exercise.
Still staggers me that playgrounds were closed as Victoria chased 🍩.
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The moments crackpot premiers have been trying to stop for months.
Cooked.
If this isn’t the best thing I’ve seen all week. Memphis is reunited with his mother.
@9NewsQueensland
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