Phillip McCracken
@CrotchGobblinz
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Vegan, Scientologist. Joeseph Biden is mentally coherent obviously. I only hire female Uber drivers. they/their/was
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@Sarcasmcat24
You forgot prayers to our lord and savior Dr. Fauci before the meal. You also forgot to mention that all guests must say “I recognize my white privilege and am constantly consumed by guilt,” before every bite you take.
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@jordanbpeterson
Yeah and pissed all of us “frat” boys off, who do you think are the people predominately drinking bud light? Men, likely aged 19-40 who are not woke
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@BarryOnHere
It’s because he isn’t playing against Best Buy retailers like lebron was back in the day
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@julybabe720
@cliff_ohio
I can’t control being bald but I’m jacked because I am. You fatties can control being fat but you just decide to be fat because fat dudes with full heads of hair still can’t get attractive women
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@BarryOnHere
Are we talkin a 5v5 that is a fundamentally sound team or a team that dunks, does crazy plays, and talks trash?
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@Nadal_istheGOAT
@BleacherReport
If I wanted to watch some dudes run around not scoring for three hours I’d just go to the bar with my friends
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@julybabe720
I’m not low value because I’m in shape, the only thing you fatsos know about low value is the increasing cost of McDonald’s meals
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@Nipslip_nd_shii
@HighValueMail
@timecaptales
@historyinmemes
Ah well it was okay except the dementors came bi-weekly which really made it depressing
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@kensiebb
@DailyLoud
@itscelinasmith
I’d stick my dick down the garbage disposal instead of banging you, so I pick the other one
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@PredsNHL
Heh, supporting the alphabet community when your mascot is the Predators is pretty priceless lmao
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@julybabe720
You likey hate men because you were screwed over by one and now you are an insane woke liberal bisexual who has to take shitloads of meds. I’d rather be low value than be that
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@eduleal
@jordanbpeterson
Nope because gender surgeries are mutilation, if people are above 18 they should do whatever but below? Fuck no
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@droppedcall365
@MattWalshBlog
You “pray” for those babies? Interesting. You come off as devout wokeist who worships fauci. also you actually like biden so you have to be mentally impaired, meaning that everything you say is irrelevant.
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@DSM00019
@EmmanuelAcho
If you played or even knew football you know that is one of the best and hardest plays to make
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@MonicaLewinsky
@chrislhayes
Monica, the only topic you are qualified to discuss is the geographical anatomy of bill Clinton’s Peter. Go away now.
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@krassenstein
@Andyd19812501
John Lennon died because a looney got convinced to kill him after reading catcher. Catcher is not bannable by any means. However books showing third graders how to be gay and suck dick will do a lot more damage.
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@JimmyBucketzzzz
@3YearLetterman
@MrBeast
Timmy, you cannot speak on this matter until you have coached a 12 year old football team to a city championship.
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@michaeljknowles
I would say that I am likely the best defender of transgenderism. As a mediocre male athlete, I want to win the Olympics because I identify as a gold medalist. So, I am going to play women’s sports! Because I’m a woman!
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@JTVJuice
@kirawontmiss
@_sam7k
Fr she saw him merk younglings and still thought he had good in him😂
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@johnhawkinsrwn
@RepCori
Us white people are responsible for this happening. We literally are responsible for everything wrong with the human race and the animal kingdom and shit
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@MicahhParsons11
I competed in sumo wrestling against Lizzo. Needless to say I was so humiliated by my utter and horrific defeat I quit the sport. I stood no chance.
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@refinedmess
@MattWalshBlog
He likely makes a hell of a lot of money more than you buffoon muffin
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@peta
How about instead of using replacements, I just eat normal eggs which would taste better!
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@julybabe720
@terrijoehoe
No I’m saying she was right with the judgemental part. And the woman in the picture is fat who you kidding her bmi is likely higher than your IQ
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@BryanEatsLibs
@whoLetthDogsOut
@AnnLesbyPhD
Dammit😂 I’m dying laughing rn😂 Bryan, I can almost guarantee one of those brain-dead morons has tried this at one point hahaha
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@mei_mei14
@rothforIdaho
Hello you jackass, I’m from that school in idaho. They died from a knife and a crazy person. Kindly go piss off.
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@Kthinker961
@CorinnaKopf
I have found the man who gives these hoes so much money in only fans
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@DelusionPosting
Looks like she had either fetal alcohol syndrome or her parents were also siblings..
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@BorrachinhaMMA
Not knowing if these are dudes or chicks makes me scared to get drunk at the bar and accidentally gay myself
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@obj
Odell, my guy, give the boys a good run. You were meant to be a star, literally and figuratively. Dallas is your place, and you know it g.
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@Bijanaise
@the_HogDragger
@jeffanderson4
@TimLajoie3
@benshapiro
Hi Bijan, you would have a leg up, you are correct. However you do not seem that intelligent, so you would likely not be able to become a billionaire.
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@Alex__UTD
@kirawontmiss
Drink that entire thing and you still 10x more healthy than eating all that shit
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@unlearn16tweet
@RealCandaceO
@EBONY
Gosh if I had to live a day in your shoes I’d probably go batshit insane, like you seem to be
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@DammJohannez
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Coach doesn’t let his players ride to school on a bus. They have to walk. And along the way they praise coach for being a genius.
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@IndycarpenterSR
@ClaireFosterPHD
@jordanbpeterson
@elonmusk
Being homeless is a dog whistle for hating people who live in San Francisco.
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@terrijoehoe
@julybabe720
Fine, you ladies wear shitloads of makeup, when you may not need to do so, and then clown us men for wearing hats because we goin bald and then call us judgemental
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@RealCandaceO
@mei_mei14
@rothforIdaho
Thank you. This means a lot, especially coming from you. I’ve been a huge fan of yours for a few years. You give me hope about our future even though recently it has been pretty bleak in this country.
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@moreofmariah
My type is not a stupid bitch posting BBL pics for retarded men that can’t get bitches
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@BarryOnHere
Not going to lie. I was a straight man. Now I’m not. Thanks Barry, you made me gay. I hope you are happy because I’m not.
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@wftcommies
@nytimes
No it did not. I bet you wanted it to, as to use to ur political agenda you sick person.
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@KAndersonAkron
@LeftCoastWords
That’s fuckin funny right there😂 I hate white liberals so much
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@BarryOnHere
Fuckin bullshit, I had to tell my profs my great grandma died like 50 times in the past year
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@Chris_Becker2
@FoxNews
It would not have even been invaded if trump was still in office😂 Adam and eves grandpa however is just super weak on the world stage
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@OnlineEducator5
@PhillipCMcGuire
@MattWalshBlog
@MyocarditisMan
Yes because I have enormous man tits and sometimes I get kicked out of Victoria’s Secret for trying on triple d bras
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@stupid2211
@deucesnudes
@SaycheeseDGTL
The government services in San Fran are so good too! They really are on top of their shit there
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@The_moral_mason
@jakeshieldsajj
Bacterial organisms.. years of evolution. That’s their rhetoric, and it makes sense up until human evolution where they cannot produce skeletal evidence of stage evolution from the chimp. Surprising because they apparently can find all sorts of fish fossils
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@KingCarol43
@jimbocream
@JoJoFromJerz
Wow nothing gets past you carol! I’d imagine you are an incredibly fun person with a great sense of humor!
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@AldoButtazzoni
@prageru
Hopefully our future consists of everywhere becoming like Portland or San Francisco! Both are high quality cities that advocate for a superior sense of moral and ethical standards! True freedom consists of shooting heroin and pooping in public!
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@mgaitan_214
@DrGuru_
Nah booker is on the team too with ayton and cp3 and couldn’t beat jokic 😂😂 kd is a fraud
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