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Freelancer Writer | UK expat living in Dubai | Instagram: @krysia_jm & @thehouseinthe_desert

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@KrysiaJ
Krysia McKechnie
9 months
@clhubes First baby, we did everything by the book, super strict. Second baby, “ah he’s fine, he’s been licking the floor all day anyway”
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Sharing a bit of good news in an otherwise shockingly awful year. After more procedures than I can remember and more money than I want to think about, finally, finally Casper has a sibling on the way.
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4 years
Maxim William arrived on Monday morning. The end of an incredibly long, hard journey. We’re so so delighted and relieved he’s finally here 🥰.
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
4 months too late and I’m still angry at the useless UK government for such a bloody farce with travel but we made it home and my mum got to meet her grandson ☺️☺️
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Krysia McKechnie
5 years
Supermarkets in the UK vs Supermarkets in the UAE.
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Very rough day today. My son had surgery on his herniated belly button and leaving him unconscious in the operating theatre was pretty much the hardest thing I’ve ever done. Massive thanks to everyone at @KCH_UAE who looked after him so well today.
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Two arseholes parked way, way too close to my car on both sides in MOE today. Nothing I could with a 6 mth pregnancy bump. An incredibly kind man can to my aid and managed to somehow squeeze himself in and reverse the car out bless him. What a gent.
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Krysia McKechnie
5 years
Got the boy an astronaut outfit this week. He’s absolutely delighted with it.
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Happy 50th National Day UAE 🥰🇦🇪
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
In case you’re wondering what level of ‘Dubai’ I’m at, husband has automated our garage doors so now I don’t have to leave the sofa when the @MyCafu man arrives.
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
My son’s school has just confirmed KHDA have approved their plan to have all children back to school full time and honestly, I want to dance naked in the street I’m so relieved. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Finally made it on holiday and had a fabulous Mothers Day!
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
4 today! Decided he’s old enough to move out now so bought him a house 😂
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Went to Hatta this weekend. Absolutely glorious to be out of the city and do something different. 🥰☺️
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Today was pretty hardcore tbh. I’d forgotten what travelling with a baby is like - add in the covid complications and nearly not making our connecting flight in Athens and it was just 🤯🤯🤯. Anyway, finally made it!
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
@heeelize But very unfair on those who don’t want to listen to your music don’t you think? I wouldn’t want to. And then not only are you inflicting your music on people, when someone dares to ask you to turn it off you retaliate by making things worse for everyone. How nice.
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Finally made it home after two years! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Had an absolute blast yesterday!! So lucky to have such wonderful family & friends. Also, thanks so much Twitter friends, really appreciated all the birthday love 😍🥂
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
I’d be more interested in the Mars mission if it wasn’t now as complicated to fly to my home country as it is to go to another planet.
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
The weather was awesome this morning. I was first one in the pool for a swim
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Krysia McKechnie
6 months
I stand corrected, this weather is mental!! Our garden is now 2 inches under water and water is coming down the walls which we’ve never seen before 😱
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Hi all, looking for a web designer who’s got great experience with Squarespace. Anyone know someone who fits the bill??
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Wild Baby’s first Christmas.
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
We’re winning UAE folks! No more 40’s on the forecast 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Dubai kids when it rains.
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Krysia McKechnie
8 years
He might look cute but I suspect we've been sent the devil in disguise. Beyond tired 😴 #newparents
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
@claireindubai People who send you their IBAN number in a picture and not a copy/paste format 😂
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
I might be over the rain but Wild Toddler loves a puddle jumping session.
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Krysia McKechnie
6 years
When is Dubai going to ban smoking indoors?! 😡 Fed up of stinking when I leave somewhere
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Got caught in the rain 😂🙈
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Went to Bab Al Shams for the night. Still a lovely hotel, even after all these years 😁
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Husband turned 50 today. Big birthday!
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Krysia McKechnie
5 years
Never fails to amaze me how many parents in Dubai take their nannies to kids birthday parties. Can you really not even be arsed to look after your own child for two hours at the weekend?
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Early wedding anniversary celebration! Husband taken the day off and we’re spending it at the glorious @parkhyattdubai - by ourselves 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
McDs have released the recipe for their breakfasts online. Husband made the sausage & egg McMuffin this morning and it was epic. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Dear @KHDA , please, please, please, for the love of everything in this world, please open the schools in September. I can’t do anymore of this. On behalf of all parents in the UAE, we are losing our minds. #openuaeschools
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
Absolutely delighted that so many people don’t want to come to Dubai. We’re so full at the moment I don’t know how we can fit anymore in. Some of the comments are just wild.
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David Roberts
1 year
I randomly had a 10-hour layover in Dubai once & took a tour & it was one of the creepiest, most unsettling places I've ever been. Like the scene in the apocalypse movie just before the apocalypse. Pre-post-apocalyptic. This video captures the vibe well.
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Happy UAE National Day! This boy loves Dubai, will tell anyone who asks that he comes from the UAE and loves to spot the flag when we’re out and about 🇦🇪.
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
First born is 5 today. ☺️🥳
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
One very excited boy in our house!
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
If you want to know how badly the kitchen project is going, just have a watch 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Oh jeez, the 6 year old has just come downstairs having cut half his hair off 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️. What a start to 2023!!!
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
The sun’s rays off this new building in JLT this morning are pretty cool.
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
This crazy boy’s birthday today. He’s sick so it was a bit subdued but that makes a change from the 100mph that is our usual day.
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Finally made it @TaineMcLean !!
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
Another reason to marry a Scotsman, your sons get to wear the most amazing outfits!
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Someone in Marina Mall is wearing a crochet, completely see through outfit, with only u/w underneath 😳😳 I find it offensive, let alone anyone with more traditional views. Security now throwing her out.
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Jesus. So I complained about the bank on twitter because they are useless and then sales guy has just called my husband to ask why I complained!!!! 🤯🤯🤯
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Starting the child’s film education.
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Husbands birthday today. Got him the perfect card
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Krysia McKechnie
5 months
Delighted HSBC sent an SMS last night to tell me I’d accumulated 1 fil in interest. In case anyone was wondering how the finances are going 😂.
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Last day of nursery before Christmas and we went on the bike this morning ☺️🎅🏼🎅🏼
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
@rhea_mathew @Telegraph This article is a disgrace. How are we still having to put up with such nonsense?
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Beautiful sky this morning
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Feel like this is a half decent effort for our first try with our own dough! Massive thanks to @danielmarcevans for the help, advice, support and hectoring prior to this which forced me to do it 😂😂. Am now a convert to making my own!
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Just had a MacDonalds for lunch and I’m not even hungover. Loved it.
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
@AnyaM8_ @Mr_John_Oxley @TfL Yep, I have literally no idea where the stations are now as the names change so often 🙈
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Krysia McKechnie
10 months
Ahhh my boy just made the swim squad 🥰
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
Cannot believe the amount of chat & newsprint that’s been devoted to this emergency alert in the UK. The first ones in the UAE were a bit startling but we didn’t bang on about them for ever. Just crack on UK, you’ve got bigger issues.
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Weirdly I’ve had the most amazing start to my 40th in semi lockdown. Husband has made an amazing effort and my best friend has put together the most incredible video of msges from everyone who can’t be here. Crying buckets!
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Last night of my 30’s. In bed before 10, that’s how things roll at this age 😏.
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
@carbdiem My mum worked two jobs to send me. Was a single parent and worked in a bar at night to pay my fees. Not everyone was well off.
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Thankfully we’re home now and he’s sleeping. Kids being in hospital is awful for parents.
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Number 1, styling it out.
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Taken the plunge and booked 10 days in Greece. Absolute farce that we have to do this but I have to get home so not much else to do be done.
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
Went to brunch, lots of boys without socks and a girl crying in the toilets. Standard.
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Had a really great couple of days at @JumeirahZS . The service was really good which I honestly don’t say about many Dubai hotels. It’s an incredibly well run hotel and they’re doing super well with the safety aspects.
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Easter Sunday going well in this house!
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
Made it to Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 😍
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Krysia McKechnie
5 years
Got dressed up for dinner tonight and it was so worth it. Felt so good to make an effort!
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Krysia McKechnie
11 months
I don’t think I have ever been so disgusted with a human being before. How is asking for a ceasefire a ‘hate March’? You are vile Suella, absolutely vile.
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Suella Braverman MP
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I agree with the Prime Minister. It is entirely unacceptable to desecrate Armistice Day with a hate march through London. If it goes ahead there is an obvious risk of serious public disorder, violence and damage as well as giving offence to millions of decent British people. 1/2
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Never thought I’d see the day that I’d be eating lunch outside in Dubai in August 😳😳. Weirdly it’s not that bad with the breeze from the sea and sitting in wet swimmers
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Told our son he might need glasses as he keeps saying he’s got a headache. Found him watching TV like this
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Rare rainbow in Dubai ☺️
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
Update, he did not in fact forget, so now I have two eggs. Still winning 😂
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
Husband has once again forgotten to buy me an Easter egg. I knew he would so I bought my own 2 weeks ago. Going to wait until late Saturday night to ask if he’s remembered.
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Waking up to all the earthquake tweets but wondering how the hell everyone was awake in the middle of the night to feel them?? You young kids with your late night hangouts 😂
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Just dropped number 2 off for his first day at nursery. My heart 😢😔
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Ready for kick off here!
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Spending a couple of days at @JumeirahZS . Such a stunning hotel entrance.
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Krysia McKechnie
5 years
My husband is also working from home this week. Not sure our marriage will survive this 😳😳
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
I so feel for the Queen. Awful to lose a spouse at any stage but after 73 years, it must be incredibly hard to say goodbye.
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
Guys, here’s an idea. How about we all stop blaming each other for the new curfew and understand that this is absolutely crap for everyone. Let’s cut each other some slack today shall we?
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Krysia McKechnie
6 months
Kids loving a Tuk Tuk ride!
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Krysia McKechnie
6 months
How we’re coping with remote learning here 🙄🙈
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Krysia McKechnie
6 months
Absolutely typical. Back to blue skies and sunshine as we didn’t have hell unleashed on us yesterday!
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Krysia McKechnie
5 years
Family workout in the garden this morning. Using @thebodycoach
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Heading out to brunch for the first time in 18 months. Could be interesting 🤨
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
Greece ❤️
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
@heeelize But why was your boyfriend playing his music out loud?!
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Krysia McKechnie
4 years
I think the point people need to remember is that no one is forcing you to go out. So if you’re still worried and think this is too soon to ease restrictions just stay home as before. Me personally, I’m over the moon I can go outside again.
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Krysia McKechnie
5 years
Anyone else find themselves eating dinner at ridiculously early times? Today we all sat down at 5:30pm 😳😳
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
The water feature at @expo2020dubai is absolutely brilliant. Worth a visit just for that.
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Bike ride at the beach today. Such gorgeous weather although I could have done without Wild Baby shouting at me the whole way along 🙈
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Home after a good but exhausting holiday! Wild baby totally lived up to his name 🤪
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
Brilliant weekend at Hilton Ras Al Khaimah. Thanks an absolute million to @Kingofardagh for making it so special 🥰. Happy coincidence that we bumped into @janethejourno and @PDClifford as well!
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Krysia McKechnie
8 months
Absolutely delighted with himself for winning his first trophy at football camp this week 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻. So proud ☺️
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Krysia McKechnie
2 years
Shared today by @Tappers23 . Every establishment in Dubai needs this sign! Well done @MontgomerieDxb !
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
Number 1, at @expo2020dubai for the final time and just finding it all soooo passé 😂😂.
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Krysia McKechnie
3 years
A week today I’ll be on a plane. I’ve missed travelling so very much, I just can’t wait to see somewhere other than Dubai. Even though travelling with a baby is a pain I’m still mega excited 😊
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Krysia McKechnie
1 year
Dinner with this view last night 😍
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