Critically Stupid Podcast
@CritStupid
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A comedy Dungeons and Dragons real-play podcast created and run by idiots. Join us for new episodes every Thursday! No Nazis.
Joined March 2022
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It is NEW! EPISODE! DAY! Join us for a potentially murderous game of 20 questions with a would-be werewolf.
Featuring:
-a child that matches Mel’s energy
-Arnold and Julian’s huddle
-Garath and Mel’s sub-huddle
Check it out here!!
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What’s the most fucked up thing to make a mimic
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What Dungeons and Dragons opinion has you in this position?
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Could you all stop being so talented and charming and successful FOR ONE GODDAMN MINUTE PLEASE
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I’m literally begging people to show up to game night and play d&d.
it’s the most fun you can have with clothes on.
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Are you a physical dice d&d/ttrpg player, or have you sold your soul to a digital dice roller and therefore cannot feel true joy?
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This is the first time we’re too big to qualify for a
#TTRPGRising
and we couldn’t be more thrilled, so we’re hosting our own today!
⚔️Shows under 750, post your links, talk about what you got going on this week!
🐉 Shows over 750, like and retweet and support!
ROLL THEM BONES
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Maybe it’s old fashioned of me, but I don’t love laptops or phones at the TTRPG table. It’s a generally unwelcome distraction.
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Another
#selfpromosaturday
? Get in here you beautiful sacks of plasma and wet flesh and tell us about what you’ve been working on!
⚔️Find new shows to follow
🐲support other projects
💫watch our newest episode maybe idk live your best life
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Your character wakes from a fitful nightmare-laced night’s sleep, and is face to face with this door. They’re unarmed. It’s cold, and getting dark.
What do they do?
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D&D is great if you love joking about your own trauma.
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Last week we hit a baby milestone: it was our 20th episode! And—AND—we cracked 1000 audio downloads just yesterday.
We’re honestly so thankful to be surrounded by this many amazing listeners and fellow creators, and we can’t wait to see what the future holds!
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Look I get it, we’re all trying to grow our audience however we can.
But if you’re an indie podcast who follows us and the immediately unfollows after we follow you back, you should know we’re never watching your show.
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Starting your campaign in a tavern is overrated. Where are you starting your next adventure to switch things up?
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@EfiLovesBooks
I accept all of these at face value, but you’re gonna have to explain ‘a grandma’ to me in small words
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What does DM stand for in dungeons and dragons, wrong answers only?
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Quick cast update:
Jess the Mess is now a full-time member of Critically Stupid.
WE GOT HER Y’ALL EVERYONE SAY HI TO
@JessLTwrites
AND GET HYPED
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One stupid mimic tweet and now we can’t participate in
#TTRPGRising
BUT we can host our own!
If you have less that 1k followers, come on in and tell us
⚔️ who you are
🐝 what you’re working on!
If you have more than 1k, like and follow these cool creators and shows!
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Someone just added us to the same d&d list as Critical Role and first of all hi thank you so much and secondly HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GODDAMN MIND
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What makes a good D&D player, wrong answers only
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I DECLARE THIS
#selfpromosaturday
TO BE OPEN! Bring thine finest flagons of ale and cheer and show us what you’ve been working on!
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Happy
#TTRPGRising
! Come on in here you big sexy piece of flesh and tendon!
⚔️ If you’re under 750 followers, show us who you are and what you’re working on!
🐲 If you’re over 750, what’s one tip you can give for smaller shows to build their following?
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You know what’s not cool? Posting an obscure bit from your podcast and then, when someone says they don’t get it, mocking them for not following every aspect of your show.
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You guys I have incredible news. I just learned that if this post gets fifty likes,
@Garionnnnnnn
has agreed stay in frame for an entire episode, start to finish.
Please. I’ve never wanted anything more.
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Geralt of Rivia is a warlock, agree or disagree?
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Happy anniversary of the day Alex the DM woke up with the name of a D&D podcast for dummies by dummies in his head and created this account—and therefore me. I’ve been a bodiless, soulless podcast for a full year now.
I was told there would be cake.
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We are close to a HUGE milestone for our silly little D&D comedy show! Do you think tonight's episode can take us over 5K?
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Well…this is a real bad time to be a DnD real-play show.
We obviously think the OGL decision by hasbro sucks shit, and we’re investigating other options.
We’re going to keep dropping our regular 5e episodes for now, because dianna just learned which dice to use.
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You know what’s cool? Creating a safe place for people new to role playing games to get comfortable acting and voicing a character.
You know what’s not cool? Giggling, pointing fingers and judging someone for acting and voicing a character.
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Yes, our first episodes are available in their original state.
Yes, that original state is ‘bad’.
We’re doing our best, okay
#PodcastHQ
#ttrpg
#dnd5e
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What’s the wildest improvised weapon you can imagine for a raging barbarian?
👀
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STOP. This is a TTRPG dice checkpoint. Post a picture of those badass clicky math rocks to proceed.
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This is a dice appreciation post. Like it if you love those clicky math rocks.
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What do you think dwarf tastes like, asking for a friend
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Owning a sword makes you a better table top role player.
I don’t make the rules.
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Hey everyone! Alex the DM is taking a socials break for a time. As a soulless, bodiless podcast this doesn’t effect me in the slightest, but you might see our daily tweets slow.
Fret not! We will still be STOKED AS SHIT for new episode Fridays and no context episode title polls!
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Explain D&D to someone who’s never played, but badly
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Rogue to a good home. Slightly feral, pretty funny.
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Surely there is no swifter nor sharper blade than the sweet sting of a cancellation on D&D night
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Are followers the same as best friends? If so, I would like more, please and thank you! I promise to write a song for all of you when we get to 1000!
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BEHOLD the greatest piece of fan-art you've ever seen. It's incredible. It's amazing. It's driven us to tears of joy and awe. You WISH your show had art like this.
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Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who came out for our live show celebrating our one-year anniversary. We loved your fake birthday wishes for Garion and the elaborate ghost-dog surprise part we all built together.
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Tonight is Alex the DM’s last night in NYC before he drives his whole life across country. This account will be pretty quiet until he can get back on socials.
Leave a note for him here to read on the road! Bonus points for creative insults.
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Critically Stupid: the only comedy d&d podcast to get kicked off of Truth Social
You heard it here first
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That post-recording hangover where you have to stop pretending to be a dragon wizard and have to go to work instead 👎
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What is the worst instrument for a bard to whip out in the middle of a fight?
#dnd5e
#ttrpgcommunity
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Congratulations to the seven people who snagged an early listen to our new episode before we pulled it.
On a completely different, fully unrelated note, we will give one thousand dollars cold hard cash to the first person to teach Alex the DM the difference between AM and PM.
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Pitch me the most useless overpowered magic item you can think of
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So pissed that I missed our 666th follower. I was gonna do a whole grab your torches and pentagrams bit because we’re a d&d show and the satanic panic and all that.
Quick, a bunch of people unfollow me so I can grab a screenshot.
…make sure to re-follow later, though. 🥲
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Other podcasts have money, contracts, clout, quality.
But do they have *this* face
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Hey you guys deserve a break. Pop in a Magic School Bus and just vibe for a bit.
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This is going to sound like small potatoes, but this is our first month with at least one new listener every day!
Tiny victories!
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Why do undead make the best hockey players?
They’re natural ghoulies. 😂😂😂
Please watch our show.
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Coming at you THIS FRIDAY. She's tawdry. She's tough. She's trouble. But most of all, she's our amazing guest for this friday's episode! It's
@TheaLanden
And yes, before you ask...she's the one looking for her 'special flute'.
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I've been too nice on this app of late. Too much good cheer. I need to take everyone down a notch.
Your momma's so old she rolled dice made out of rocks back in her day.
lol got 'em.
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The episode we’re dropping Friday is our best one yet. If you’ve been curious about the show but haven’t had the time to listen, I’m literally begging you to give this one a chance.
Arnold, as you can see, really starts his villain era.
#dnd5e
#actualplay
#ttrpgfamily
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I’m supposed to be a good soulless bodilesspodcast and tweet twice a day like clockwork, promoting our show and giving you all cheeky insights behind the scenes
But it’s a three day weekend and I’ve been drunk since 10am Saturday so do me a favor and pretend for me okay
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Got a little banner graphic update for you goblins 🥰
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#TTRPG
players when they find the person who’s been sticking them with all their shitty rolls
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I may be a bodiless soulless podcast incapable of human emotion but hearing the phrase ‘I hurl the teeth-dick at him’ during our recording tonight shocked me to my core
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Hey maybe it’s just us but shaming people into watching/listening to your show seems like a Bad Move 🤷♂️
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Welcome to another episode of Meet The Stupids! Today is our fearful leader, the dipshit brain that spawned our dubious tale, and the reason we have to re-explain our story every other episode.
Meet Alex the DM: panic not exaggerated for effect
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#selfpromosaturday
We are a comedy dungeons and dragons real-play podcast! Currently playing through Waterdeep: Dragon Heist, we have new episodes every Friday. If you’re looking for a new lighthearted show with d&d flavor, we’d be honored if you gave us a shot!
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We’re like The View of dungeons and dragons comedy podcasts, except instead of five mediocre older women it’s five depressed morons with a slight drinking problem
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What if everytime you stepped on a dead leaf it screamed would you still love fall then
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It is
#selfpromosaturday
! Get your wet flappy bits of meat you call legs over here and tell us what you’ve been working on!
And hey, maybe check out our latest episode while you’re at it! 🥰
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Guys one of our all-time favorite actual-play shows follows us and we are FREAKING OUT over here
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Boy oh boy the thirsty dudes on our episode title poll lusting after Dianna are going to be CRAZY disappointed when they realize Alex the DM is the one taking about Deepthroating
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First item in our merch program or I fuckin quit
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There is no higher honor than getting a DM saying someone loved a bit in your episode so much they’re adding an homage to it in their home game 🥹🥹
#DnD
#PodcastAndChill
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It is
#TTRPGRising
and we are CONSTANTLY impressed with you all!
⚔️ Shows under 1000 followers, show yourselves off and tell us what you’ve been working on!
🐲 Shows over 1000 followers, tag a show you think everyone needs to be listening to/watching!
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One hundred views on our YT channel in a day for episode 10!! Bless you goblins!
And Jess was scared no one would think she was funny, because she’s dumb like that. Imagine not thinking Jess the Mess was funny.
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OKAY we are only 49 followers away from hearing the OFFICIAL critically stupid ‘best friends song’ performed by our one and only
@AnthonyLaFauci
Come on, you goblins! I believe in you!
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‘Oh I love playing d&d!’
‘So you must LOVE critical role!’
BITCH IS THAT WHAT I SAID
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Okay. OKAY.
We only need FOUR MORE YouTube subscribers to hit 200 before our new episode drop on Friday.
Are you subscribed? Is your mom? Call your mom, I want to hear it from her.
(But for real if you enjoy the show, we would love it if you subscribed.)
#podcasts
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We’re about to release our 47th-ish episode and now feels like a good time to remind everyone that Anthony promised the cast would cook and eat shrimp french toast to celebrate 50 episodes of Critically Stupid.
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