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Cranky Old Guy

@Cranky_Old_Guy

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Pre cancelled for your convenience!- "Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts.”—Richard Feynman- Pronouns: Lord/Master.- Immune to Iocane powder.

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@Cranky_Old_Guy
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6 years
They said smile, things could always get worse, so I smiled, and it turned out they were right!.Things got worse.
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2 years
@AdrianAssman Show what a caring, sensitive guy you are and offer her a slice.
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@elonmusk @stevenmackeyman So much for your supposed commitment to free speech.
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1 year
@freemonotheist Ukraine got attacked. Palestine started the fight.
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@Iambakshi "Australia has a history of cheating". Players banned for corruption:. India: 4.Australia: 0.
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@Cranky_Old_Guy
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5 years
@kHoshgeldin__ @JeremyMcLellan Yeah, but that would miss the joke.
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@Cranky_Old_Guy
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@riktheozfrog Someone calls in sick. Employer can't call around to ask if anyone wants to work the shift. Business goes short staffed (loss of productivity/profits), employees missing out on potential overtime. @AustralianLabor and @unionsaustralia . Screwing workers over. Again.
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@Cranky_Old_Guy
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@JackPosobiec First time a BMW has ever signalled when changing lanes.
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@thunderxstorm07 @CloudxRaven So you're keeping sex. but no women.
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2 years
@gwrwycb57d @AdrianAssman Nah, they're not meant to drink when pregnant. Do her a favor and drink it all to remove any temptation.
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@Cranky_Old_Guy
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2 years
@9NewsPerth @lourennie9 Bombshell?. It's what the people you've been slandering ad 'conspiracy theorists' and 'anti-vaxxers' have been saying all along. None so blind as those who watch a media that wont see.
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@Cranky_Old_Guy
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4 years
@jenbo1 Ahh yes, that famous progressive tolerance that only runs one way.
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@Iambakshi Clear deflection, out. The (Bangladeshi) umpire made the call, informed by all the information available, the technology being just one part of that. As for you.
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@abcnews "here's everything you need to know". From @abcnews the most unreliable 'news' source in the country. LOL.
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@TGAgovau TGA is one of the LEAST reliable sources of information out there. You calling something 'misinformation' is practically an endorsement.
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@AdamBandt You think that's terrifying?. You should try going to a shopping center in Melbourne. But of course, that would take you out of your echo chamber and lead to the risk of talking to normal Australians. ( and THAT you're really terrified of ).
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@MehreenFaruqi Liar. Greens in Victoria supported the police shooting peaceful protesters.
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@SusanKeckler @chelseahandler Yes, that whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing just has to go. .
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@Ausproperty95 With math that bad, you must be a lefty. Do you work for Blackout Bowen?.
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@JaneCaro The excesses of the left are bringing about the inevitable reaction.
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2 years
@Sophiemcneill @hrw A good start. I hope the rest of them, and their co-conspirators get treated similarly.
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@DjokerNole Totally fair and reasonable. Like most legacy media, @Channel9 are scum most of the time, but particularly now.
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@FoxCricket His crime was making more runs than Khawaja. Can't make the NSW boys club look bad.
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@Tony_Burke You mean, the antisemitism that your government has been encouraging and excusing?. Nobody believes your empty words, because we've all seen your actions.
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@KatyKray73 Do you think she landed a UN job without support from the ALP government?.
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@jgrogan222 Aboriginal tool. So a stick or a rock.
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@Mon4Kooyong and who pays for it?. Every other Australian.
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@stationmum101 Let him make all he wants. But until he's paid the taxpayer back, in full, he doesn't get to keep any of it.
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@TonyHWindsor The world would look kindly on Australia for voting NO and rejecting racism.
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@LilyDAmbrosioMP Labor has been in power for 22 of the past 26 years. Electricity is a state responsibility. If the power system is failing, that is because Labor has failed. Again.
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@DanielAndrewsMP A sell off started by Joan Kirner who sold 51% of Loy Yang B. This (and the Kennett sales) were necessary to pay off the massive Cain/Kirner debts. How will we pay off the, far larger, Andrews debts?.
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@7NewsPerth @geofparry7 No, the dispute was over who got paid to conduct another 'tradition' that only got invented when they realised they could make money off it.
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@ChrisRGun She is a Clinton, so it's no surprise she has difficulty with that concept.
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4 years
@StevenJMiles Classy. You're from the self proclaimed 'compassionate' side of politics, aren't you?.
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@ERICSORENSEN @elonmusk @Tesla @UAW @chevrolet "I believe in science". Sums it up really. Science isn't a belief system. It's not a religion. It's MEANT to be questioned.
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@RealJamesWoods As an Australian. Thanks Bruce, but no thanks.
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@SamCucchiara9 @TimSmithMP @ACurrentAffair9 Considering the time most of them spend in the gutter, most journalists could use a good wash.
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@goodfoodgal Mine are in my bio. Lord/Master. If they don't use them, they're clearly bigots.
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@AdamInHTownTX @TheEconomist Where you'll be used as slave labour until they decide you'll be a good organ donor.
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@MichaelJStern1 If Biden had stood down (or announced he wasn't seeking reelection) with enough time for them to run a proper primary, Harris wouldn't have been the candidate.
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@TheEconomist Nothing gets past you. .
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@JaneCaro Except 'renewables' don't protect wildlife. They kill it. We should go with the cleaner, safer alternative. Nuclear.
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@DanielAndrewsMP You didn't care about bodily consent when you mandated people to take experimental drugs.
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@JaneCaro Actually, you might be right. The way the swamp fought back, fixing the 2020 election in order to ensure Biden won and then weaponised the legal system to persecute those who opposed them brought what remains of Democracy to it's knees. How would they react to losing again?.
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@DanielAndrewsMP Yeah, violence is only allowed by your political thugs at @VictoriaPolice when dealing with people who don't support you.
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@cathywilcox1 @smh @theage What about the thousands of other houses, and businesses that that plant will provide clean, reliable, power to?.
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@washingtonpost If Media want's to keep freedom of the press, they need to find a way to stop people lying to the public and calling it freedom of the press.
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@mcemilylennon @peta PETA is one of the best long running satires around. Like most good satires, it pretends to be serious, but when you look at it reasonably, it's clear that there is no way it can be.
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@stevenmackeyman @elonmusk For now, but Elon is silencing those who oppose him.
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3 years
@DanielAndrewsMP As your roadmap showed, you're never going to open up.
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@sallyrugg She should be sacked. She took an oath.
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@HarmlessYardDog Actually, the were given a state some time back. Not a US state admittedly, but the country of Liberia was established by the US for slaves who wanted to 'return home'. IIRC the trip was funded and the state received financial backing from the US government. Few took the option.
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@maanow It's more important to be politically correct than to get the right answer. - MAA.
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@PaulBongiorno Disgusting to see the lunatic left melting down over a JOKE at a dinner where humour is encouraged.
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@MovieBuffChick1 @ASadHedonist @rickygervais @theasiangoddess It's something racist people accuse white people of.
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@CHSommers Daughter of a Child Psychiatrist. Probably not the greatest reference for mum or dad here.
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@Aaronsmith333 So. meeting Billionaires is bad?
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@PaulBongiorno Yeah, imagine being proud of our country and it's freedoms. Not something we'd ever find with you.
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@DanielAndrewsMP Can we take it this is a resignation announcement?.
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@OrwellNGoode Why wasn't she charged with attempted rape?. Seems like a pretty clear case.
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@osherfeldman 131-4?. There are 151 in the HoR, so I'd hope the 16 who were missing had good reason. So who was missing and why?.
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@LuckyMcGee Shows women aren't worth changing for.
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@RNicholasBurns @JoeBiden So the warhawks have decided who is more likely to wage war. .
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@DanielAndrewsMP How many people has your lockdown killed?. When will it reach the point that your lockdown will have caused more deaths than Covid will?.
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@DurganLarc @AdamNMayer Another dumb fuck who doesn't know that a brand name doesn't always reflect the product.
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@meanwhileinau If you don't like it, drive through it.
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2 years
@PhillipAdams_1 So who cares about merit, so long as it serves your petty personal goals?. Should be the motto of the left.
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@FoxNews Easy solution. Appoint Lake to lead a federal investigation into election integrity with full investigation/prosecutorial powers.
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@PhillipAdams_1 and yet, here you are, once again trying to defend your blatant racism and bigotry.
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@micomfestival He built the festival and you kicked him to the curb. Don't try and pretend you care now.
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@MarkBaileyMP Unless it's a vaccine. Or men coming into their change rooms. What is a woman?.
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@AdamBandt No call for Hamas to ceasefire, and release the Hostages? No comment on Syria?. The @greens don't care when tgey can't blame the jews.
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@realRick_AUS Seems that @Richmond_FC can acknowledge *some* religious holidays.
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@ShoebridgeMLC @nswpolice Maybe they're trying to protect and serve the vast majority of the people rather than a mob of crazies?.
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@depressionnote As someone who has or does suffer several of those. Bugger off. My joking about them is the best coping mechanism I have.
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@marquelawyers Faruqi v Hanson - Australia lost.
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@CxuAsx @DoctorKarl @triplej @ShackelWill Not because he disagreed. He blocked him because Will correctly pointed out how Dr Karl was wrong in his claim. A decent scientist would acknowledge that and issue a retraction. An ideologue however just presses on and silences opposing views.
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@9NewsAUS @eddy_meyer In other words, he realises it's going to fail because he went it solo for political gain, and is now desperately trying to salvage his legacy project as it blows up in his face.
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@RoadknightThe It is absolutely the colonialists fault. Without whitey, there would be no cars, no roads, and thus no road deaths. Yet another example of how white people are killing indigenous Australians.
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@Brettoshank So if I want to protest something, I should be able to do it whenever, however, and where ever I like?. I look forward to support when I paint Uluru white in support of climate change.
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@JacintaAllanMP None of which would be necessary if you just enforced existing laws.
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@mjrowland68 @abc730 @KerryOBrien @abcnews "Red" Kerry follows latest lefty trend for division and hate. Is *anyone* surprised?.
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@TheCensoredRock @IgnoramusSteve And as for the pole. tanks have been crushing poles for 80 years now. .
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@WSJ @WSJ enforces an ideological purity test on giving money to children's cancer charity. #WSJKillsKids.
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@RichardListon57 @ellymelly @IanBatchelor11 If people can't follow basic laws, like not killing people, then they shouldn't be allowed in the country.
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@Sophiemcneill @abcnews Hamas started it.Hamas can finish it.Hamas chooses not to. It's only fair that they be held responsible.
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@rachelrwithers BY "the highest in the country" you mean 'most out of step with the country'.
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@TammyIsBlueInNC @616Art @dog_rates @VioletTriple9 Indeed. The most frustrating part of all this for Casper is probably that he's stuck inside with the humans while he recovers rather than out with 'his' sheep.
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@AlboMP So where is the recognition and consultation on the process?. Defunding and censoring the No campaign. Hiding the details. Not passing the legislation first. Show the Australian people some respect for a change.
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@theprojecttv @normanswan Aussies are being urged to get COVID-19 booster shots as Pharmaceutical company profits decline.
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@healthgovau After all your lies about Covid, why would we trust you on anything?.
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@Influxpress So a parody of a journalist is more willing to talk to both sides of debate that the 'real' reporters?.I think we know where the real joke lies.
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@Enlight50269439 China doesn't like it when countries work together to resist their bullying.
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@FredPawle If Australia started making cars again you'd be getting a tiny, basic, coupe for about $200K (after the 300K government subsidy) that would spend more time in the mechanic's garage than in yours. and a lot of Union bosses will be even richer.
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@zalisteggall @abcnews You mean they let someone speak who isn't bought and paid for by the renewables billionaires, and instead presented verifiable facts?. How dare they!.
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@deemadigan Yeah, but your 'small business' is an ALP PR unit, so you're not exactly unbiased.
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@SabraLane Didn't you get the memo?. Albo's in charge now. and these things are only problem under liberal governments. Nor are floods, bushfires, or really anything that would interrupt his holidays.
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@zalisteggall @V2FoodOfficial If it's plant based, it's not meat. If the product was similarly desirable, they wouldn't be appropriating words like 'meat' to hide what their product really is.
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@AdamBandt If your goal was environmental rather than ideological, you'd be backing nuclear power. The cleanest energy source available.
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@andrewbogut At work I chat often with a couple of ex senior coppers. They're quite clear that there is one major reason for the shortage of police. "being used as an army against the people". Talk to them more and it boils down to how much people hate cops now because of what they did.
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