Cranky Hank, Disser of Politicians
@CrankyHankJ
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Redeemed smartass. Crankier tweets: @SurelyNotHank .
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@jake_gotta
@SoquelCreek
A lot of military vets who are medically retired probably fall into that circle.
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@newvangelicals
"You can be Christian and worship Baal. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
"You can be Christian and deny Christ. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
"You can be Christian and be a serial rapist. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
Same stupid reasoning.
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@julie_kelly2
Did you or did you not make the contributions that
@KyleSeraphin
found on the FEC web site?
I'd appreciate a direct yes-or-no response.
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@fema
People. Without. Power. Can't. Go. Online.
Get out of the way, you malicious chucklefucks.
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@GinPhillips17
@Greg_Alexson
Stick to writing books about relationships and emotions and all the rest of comically stereotypical female obsessions.
You are woefully ill-equipped to argue about law, American history, human nature, firearms, and the competent use of logic & moral reasoning.
You are
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@ZaidJilani
Would it bother you at all if it turned out these Haitians were catching their neighbors' dogs and cats … and then eating them?
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Hey, Trump World. You need votes from DeSantis supporters, otherwise you're going to get crushed like a grape on the highway.
Rein in your asshole grifters (like
@VishBurra
&
@JackPosobiec
) if you want reinforcements.
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@GinPhillips17
Because
#2A
says you can't, and even if you ignore
#2A
, because millions of Americans will refuse to comply.
Get used to disappointment.
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@AmaliaTodorov
@upstatefederlst
Executing those who deserve it is a hallmark of civilized society. Countries that don't execute murderers or traitors are run by effeminate degenerates.
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@johnkonrad
Hey hey hey.
Coasties don't deserve to be punished with excess useless admirals. We already have too many of our own!
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@fema
Do you authoritarian morons understand how intensely America hates you right now, and how this bullshit makes it worse?!
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@alviolany
@iamyesyouareno
"He dindu nuffin rong. He a good keed. He jus tryna get his lyfe tagetha. U a rayciss."
– The Aforementioned Scholar's Family
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@wematt86
@arghavan_salles
"I’ll never understand why someone cares about someone else killing a child. I don’t care what the reason someone does it is, because it’s none of my business and does not affect me in anyway."
–
@wematt86
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@MatuClouds
Yes, UBI comes from the magical money fairy who lives under my porch, and distributes wads of cash to all the good little communist children every May Day. And inflation will never happen because the magical money fairy said so.
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@goddeketal
They're public figures. Defamation is extremely difficult to prove. Release the facts.
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@RubiconCrosser1
@GlomarResponder
@novaramedia
Haiti is poor, backward, violent, and twisted because of its people. Polishing a turd is pointless. Best to flush it.
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@G_CarlinsGhost
@gunpolicy
Are you sure that's what "well regulated militia" meant back in the 18th Century?
Hint: that isn't what it meant.
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@rparloff
If you don't want a trial to be turned against you in election season, then don't kick off a political persecution of your opposing candidate via lawfare.
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@Trump4thew1n24
@conservmillen
Has it occurred to you that the manifold disasters unfolding on us might be expressions of divine judgment … for our mass murder of unborn children?
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@echo_arrowhead
@GlomarResponder
So you won't mind if we forcibly deposit you in Haiti, then, since every place is just like every other place. We'll erect that electrified fence around ourselves, and you can enjoy being culturally enriched by the vibrant non-American world.
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@julie_kelly2
@apes2damoon
@JaneDoeCitizen
Bullshit deflection, Julie.
You are a public figure, like it or not. We aren't. You stepped into the spotlight (which has consequences). We didn't.
So did you make the donations to numerous Democrats that
@KyleSeraphin
pointed out, or did you not? If you keep dodging and
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I find it darkly funny that
@SteveDeaceShow
is rightly warning Team MAGA that they're on the road to defeat.
The MAGA Cult leaders are determined to grift and not to win. Deace endorsed the cult leader, and now he's frustrated that Trump continues to be Trumpy.
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@johnburk39
Respectfully, the Bible hammers home the central point that humankind is not good. That fact is a key part of its core message.
We are each born in sin. We sin constantly. We are inherent rebels. Only Christ can change that.
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@TomPMarshall
@MorgothsReview
You haven't emigrated to sub-Saharan Africa or to Pakistan.
Can you explain why?
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@MrAndyNgo
If that was my neighborhood, an improvised sniper team would begin standing rotating shifts for overwatch at night. Next crew to try would be ended summarily.
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@HouseJudiciary
@POTUS
It's amazing how the number of reported murders in Los Angeles & New Orleans dropped to zero last year. Let's hear your explanation for that.
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@JakeSherman
@bresreports
@JakeSullivan46
In a contest between the 4th Amendment and Jake Sherman's bootlicking pleas for the national security über-state, I'm gonna go with the 4th Amendment.
I hope Garland has the decency to give you a reach-around before he's finished with you.
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@adamelmahrek
@CraftsmanBob
You'll keep delaying and hemming and hawing forever, lest you be cornered and have to admit your bias in favor of Hamas and against Israel.
We all see it. You aren't fooling anybody.
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@SteveDeaceShow
How exactly do you think you're going to influence him? He already has your vote and your endorsement. He will ignore you and humiliate you.
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@SteveDeaceShow
It's shorthand for "Reformed Theology." There's a lot more to it than the TULIP acronym, too.
And yes, I do agree with it.
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@RMConservative
MAGA cultists don't have any core beliefs or ideology. They have an idol named Donald, and they support whatever he supports today.
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@SecretaryPete
Ukraine and Israel swim in fountains of US taxpayers' money that you pour out eagerly.
But you disloyal, ungrateful cretins have to be dragged kicking and screaming into helping your fellow Americans when a hurricane hits.
You are servants of Satan.
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@JennaEllisEsq
Reevaluate your worldview if you're a Christian and find yourself defending the Satanic Temple's idol.
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@ScobieSr
@poorlemming
@s2_underground
You are an enemy to your own neighbors, you boot licking Stasi informant.
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@michelleblack71
@Snakeeater36
I look forward to meeting him one day. God bless you & yours, ma'am.
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@SteveDeaceShow
Why should we trust an unprincipled politician who just spent months shitting on us, and now flip-flop-flips back to making nice promises before an election?
He's less faithful to pro-lifers than he is to his wives.
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@jrjoplin
Nonsensical concepts:
• square circle
• vegan tiger
• honest liar
• married bachelor
• elderly infant
• male mother
• woman pastor
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@kennydoc87
@cedriclnx
@DrKarenPinder
An explanation of First Amendment law would be wasted on you, troll. I'd have better luck explaining arithmetic to a banana slug.
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@PolitiBunny
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, & Explosives" should be the name of a convenience megamart, not a federal agency.
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@Beats_by_Blue
@Ragland1836
Y'all chased them out. You brought the foreign goons in. Now you want help? Pound sand, kiddo. Solve your own problems.
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@SenSherrodBrown
Oh, stuff it, you liar. Nobody's as blatant a political opportunist as you are.
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@BuckTurgids0n
@PopartistsNyc
@richardrahl1086
@BoulwareH2
@kevinpost
@cigarsandlegs
@RBPundit
Trying to explain plain English to
@PopartistsNyc
is like trying to explain differential calculus to a banana slug.
Just salt him and move on.
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This, right here, is how you jam a fat thumb in the communist eye. When the communist demands you stop doing X, you double down.
Local, local, local. Strengthen your state, county, and town. Make it unbearable for the communist. Drive him out.
Texas National Guard putting more razor wire at the border like the federal government placed around the White House. People protect what they value.
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@ADFLegal
Better yet: punish the vexatious litigant, "Autumn" Scardina, and bankrupt him via punitive damages. You must make a terrifying example of Scardina to deter the next creep who plans to follow in his footsteps.
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@Babble365
If you're trying to drive votes away from Trump, that's an effective way to accomplish it.
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@megbasham
@TGC
@realDailyWire
@zach_d_jewell
You keep being proven right. No wonder they hate you.
I hope his sack of 30 pieces of silver goes a long way in his neighborhood.
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@Halifaxidocious
@K12ssdb
@davidfrum
Every country needs to be armed, because human nature is the same everywhere.
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@Brushbeater
Guess what I just ordered? Gonna leave a spicy review on each one before returning them at Amazon's expense.
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I hear
@MegaphonixMusic
is upset. Cheer up, tovarisch. Your excess property has merely been appropriated by the collective. It's just socialism!
The guy who originally mixed this is having a meltdown because “it’s not Pro-Trump!” And he “is literally a socialist!”
(Receipts in the comments.)
Well. It’s our song now, comrade.
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@NancyAFrench
You want me to take a "principled stand" against a flip floppy pro-abort by voting for … a rabid pro-abort.
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@TheKeester
@hulon_karin
@JerichoXVI
@HispanHombre
Ohio typically will.
The situation you describe is a forcible illegal entry by multiple perps who had no right to be in the residence. In Ohio, a homeowner who kills such intruders enjoys the presumption of justified self defense.
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