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Sarcasm, dark humor, and some opinions. You can try and decide which is which. Recovering crayon eater.
Kansas, USA
Joined January 2022
RT @LaNativePatriot: Washington State wants to TRIPLE the Property tax from 1% to 3% TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION Nothing they’ve don…
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@LouisvilleGun The washing machine. All the new gear you just issued thrown on the deck and kicked around. For the next 12 weeks you won’t have the correct sizes.
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Federal employees are complaining that they might have to use their sick leave to take care of their sick kids instead of pretending to work via telework.
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@libbyemmons If this was real, how shitty are his friends if they would sleep with her? My friends and I are all in committed relationships. So I’m confused on a couple of levels.
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Government employees returning to the Bolling building in KCMO have requested they bring back a lotto machine to the lobby. They had a lotto machine of some kind in a federal building.
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@TrashSocrates It is weird. My memories are in almost a third person view. I see myself there more than I see from my point of view when I was there.
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@tmac622 @pnwguerrilla If by 5 years old you haven’t been able to tach your child not to blindly run into traffic you failed as a father
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RT @Oilfield_Rando: If the only thing keeping your country from a sixfold increase in HIV is massive USAID funding, maybe you need to go ba…
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@midwestern_ope And when someone tells you how long it takes, you attempt to beat that time. “3 hours! I can make it 2.5 hours.”
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@pnwguerrilla I believe Washington state has a law where police vehicles must be marked in order to enforce traffic laws. Here in Kansas we don’t, they have black vehicles with black or dark gray decals. I saw an F-150 with no decals making traffic stops.
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