I just asked my sister to say “the limit does not exist” during her math competition tomorrow and she responded “That’s a calculus answer. I’m presenting differential equations. I don’t do limits; I deal with partial derivatives”. Lol ok my bad.
I remember when I was a kid my mom used to say to me “I’m not going to praise you for doing what you are supposed to do” and I feel like that is super relevant at the moment.
Leaving Indiana with a a shiny new mile PR and so grateful! 4:21😁 Thanks
@domscottrunSA
for perfect pacing.
@dani_jonesss
@emmajcoburn
and I all dipped under the 4:24 mark! Feels great to seize each chance we get to run fast❤️
I cant wait to go to a restaurant and look at the menu for 20 min blankly & when the waitress asks if everyone is ready I’ll be quiet and then someone will start to order and I’ll panic as they work around the table and then when it’s my turn I’ll just pick whatever bc Im nervous
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Happy with a 1:59 to start the outdoor season 😁 Second time under that 2 minute barrier and a great little reminder of that race burn. Time for some 1500s! I like those better.
McGraw Hill probably just sitting at the grocery store rn writing math question.... Betty buys 45 gallons of milk and 76 rolls of toilet paper what’s the square root of pasta
Loved the days when i didn’t wanna do something and my mom would be like “blame me” and I’d just say “my mom says i can’t” and there were no further questions
When I was in high school I realized the last 4 digits of my cell phone number spell FAST and I thought then that was probably one of the coolest things about me and I was right.
Bored? Take a hot bath. Tired and sore? Take a hot bath. Feeling anxious? Hot bath. Wanting to avoid responsibilities/group dinners/all other potential commitments? You got it, hot bath.
OMG at the family i just witnessed in Santa Barbara airport. Little girl holding banana peel “dad which bin does this go in if there’s no compost?” Brother chimes in “recycle!” Dad reacts “no, landfill” little girl cries “oh! I hate landfill” CAN WE ALL BE MORE LIKE HER!?
Capped off indoor season with a 4th place finish at USATF indoor champs. Happy to get through some mental barriers early in the season and end on a high note. ✌🏽 indoor.
#TeamBoss
Thanks to everyone who came to cheer us on at
@NBIndoorGP
you guys make this meet one of my favorites every year! Next up for
#TeamBoss
is
@MillroseGames
in 2 weeks! 😊❤️ (📸: Foon Fu)
Anybody suggesting the Marathon Trials be re-run, just stop. There are 6 athletes who actually have so much to celebrate during this tough time, please don’t crap on their parade.
#2cents
"I feel confident because I pretty much just halfway soloed a 4-flat" -
@CoryMcGeeRuns
after running a season's best of 4:01.45 at the Florence Diamond League 1500m.
#FlorenceDL
Great night for Team Boss in Memphis. So happy with a new personal best of 4:04.1 and an Olympic standard! Thanks to
@domscottrunSA
@emmajcoburn
and
@JoeBosshard
for the teamwork and race plan execution. Couldn’t do it without this crew 🙌🏼❤️
Hate when a guy asks me why I am in flagstaff for a month and i don’t feel like explaining my unusual life so i say im part of a traveling circus and avoid further questions then the next day while watching the local news i see “Cory’s kid circus” is in town.. this is horrendous.
Just remembered the time i had a drunk lady sitting behind me on a flight kick me under the seat repeatedly and her stiletto flew off and slid forward and i hid it bc she was the actual worst then i changed seats and watched her panic from afar. Hah i love traveling.
Super embarrassing when the flight attendant repeatedly says she has a “male wallet” at the front of the plane and your like yeah that’s mine and then she’s like “Cory McGee” and I feel embarrassed and then she laughs at me and says “you also have a male name.” Thanks lady.
Thank you
@usatf
staff and medical for making the last two weeks the most special of my life. Thank you for making the athletes life so easy and helping us every step! 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸
For all you Gator football fans who are feeling down maybe just tune in to what Parker Valby of
@GatorsTF
is up to. She’s really putting the Gator Nation on her back rn 🐊
@UF
@FloridaGators
My roommates car was in a hit and run and I did some investigating went to the Boston PD and now I’m stalking this Mike guy on Facebook I won’t stop. Mike, you should have left a note.
You ever get really hungry and eat in a rush then mix weird stuff like acorn squash and a spoon of PB then some leftover Thai and maybe finish with a handful of blueberries
Imagine being in an elevator alone and being named Cory Mcgee and a stranger stepping on and looking you square in the eyes and saying “I used to be named Cory McGee” because that happened to me and I freaked out.
Love to the gulf coast and those in the path of Ida. It hurts my heart this storm will make landfall on the anniversary of Katrina. Be safe, be smart, help your neighbor ❤️
I just remembered the time I spilled chocolate milk on my moms laptop then my friend suggested we should blow dry it and we melted the keys that was so stressful
Devastating situation happening in Boulder county today. If you need to register as an evacuee or search someone in the area, use this link. Unless you have been evacuated or are in danger, limit traffic and stay home!!!
Trying to offer advice to my little sister but I’ve never had to deal with balancing track season and being nominated for a traveling math competition team. Halp.
One time i tried to be cool at a hipster coffee shop and let the barista make whatever she wanted and she mixed ginger beer with espresso and it was one of the worst experiences of my life when i tried it
🗣️ “I ran 4:01 like 10 different ways so I know I’m ready to do it… Reality is I’m just a little tired at this point, so this 4:01 felt harder than a few of the ones earlier in the year.”
It’s just a matter of time until
@CoryMcGeeRuns
cracks 4 minutes! 💪
Full interview 🎥
Solid song choice by the elderly man beside me on this flight. Garth Brooks, “friends in low places”. I know this bc he thinks he’s playing music through his headphones *but in reality* his phone is just at max volume through the speaker....
Today was a really cool day bc a bunch of FBI agents were at the track and one tried to recruit me to be join the Bureau and I was like woah my dad actually does work in mysterious ways
You guys ever buy yourself a present online and include gift wrapping just for that extra-special feeling? Write yourself a haiku poem on the card, perhaps? No, ok just wondering