cookingwong
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now I sell spacebooms and hypersonic armor. maybe MasterChef, bb/acc, angel checks. I'm probably thinking about it
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@samswoora
lesson here is to get so far without stimulants, then discover stimulants.
Imagine having a turbo without an engine
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@AlecStapp
Kind of insane how often this turns to be the case. Makes me think that US just has better prospecting tech than everyone else??
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@Andercot
I didn’t like this because it included terminal velocities for ballistic missiles, not cruise missiles like they’re illustrated
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Her: we’re not compatible
Me:
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Life is a cooking journey I'll be on forever. Thank you for support everyone! 😊😊😊
If I stop cooking, I'll go hungry! Stick around 🍭
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Guys what did I tell you
First, we sell the fireworks show.
then, we sell the global cooling effect
then, we sell the real estate
then, we sell the upturned rare earth metals
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reading the bible all the way through.
all 5 of my chinese aunties told me to, and I heard a story of a medieval zen buddhist master who, after reading it for 3 days straight, held it up and said "this is what ive been talking about this entire time"
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Give me a restaurant in SF and I’ll eat there and write thorough review
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Big boi caught big fish!
Eat with ginger, scallions, and soysauce
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The fact that my phone autocorrects “yeah np” to “yeah no” has caused 3 divorces, 2 gang wars, 11 failed hostage negotiations, and $54 billion loss in GDP
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#2
perfect lunch food! Sausage rolls cut with garlic cabbage. How should I store these?
Thanks
@foodwishes
.com!
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Hell yeah, it grows!
Got a special delivery from
@cracklebeef
. Top tier snack. High protein, no mess, healthy. Meets all the requirements.
This jerky is, dare I say, cracked.
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Homes will be once again designed for servants. People will realize there is not enough to do in their houses to gainfully employ their robots, and will resort to 16th century labor intensive cuisine to convert robo time into marginal qualia. Expect daily peeled grapes.
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what if i rent a commercial test kitchen and invite cookingtwitter to do a month long culinary hacker house
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friends dont let friends not hit their protein targets
Guys
@cracklebeef
might legitimately be the best jerky I’ve ever had, I’m not just boosting it bc my friend makes it
It’s like eating potato chips but they have a TON of protein
My house has gone through nearly five bags in the past 24 hours 😂
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I’ve got 6 miles to walk, 13 hrs of sci fi audio book, and 100% sun protection.
You are outgunned, out classed.
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Hydrogen is such a stupid idea there has to be a secret reason they’re working on it
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there were 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 enough oysters... until this weekend
Join us this Saturday in eating hundreds of oysters and finally getting all the selenium your body needs! (link below)
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One of the lessons of DC is to completely dry your hands in the bathroom - you never know when you’re going to shake another hand
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someone mentioned dirty martinis with oysters instead of olives
and I cant stop thinking about it
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Impossible burger: future of fast food? Not yet. Problems with texture, cohesion, and uncanny valley between veggies & rotmeat 😬😬
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What if Spotify was a dating app? What if Oura was a dating app? What if McMaster Carr was a dating app?
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I want to put 4 nuclear reactors on a robot warship fill it to the brim with point defense and just make it tank damage.
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Ey throwing space defense cash money mixer this Thursday in NYC
Partiful below
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Good ones
there were 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 enough oysters... until this weekend
Join us this Saturday in eating hundreds of oysters and finally getting all the selenium your body needs! (link below)
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trying so hard not to throw an all you can eat oyster event
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Sugar makes food sweet, capsacin makes it spicy, but what, exactly, makes it Chinese?
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Project
#1
for perfect lunch food: onigiri! Fill it with anything, but I did salmon salad. Hard to reheat though. B-
#customizeable
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new project: The Future Cookbook - speculative culinary science fiction with recipes of foods we'll be eating in 100 years
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Below the threshold of detection, enormous powers know exactly what they are doing
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sick beats and Crackle Beef go hand in hand
A cool thing happened this weekend
@marcrebillet
thank you, I hope I helped you hit your protein targets
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Yeah I have generational wealth (grandmas fried rice recipe)
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really offended that my tribes dont use me as a genetic bargaining token to build political alliances with other tribes
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It’s working
New psychotech just dropped - setting ur phone screen as ur 3 y/o self and showing ur inner critic every time it flares up “this is who you’re bullying when you’re being mean to me”
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Crazy to me that people do not fill their homes and lives with music.
Such an easy and OP way to share beauty, emotionally level set, and attune yourself to the moment
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Help! Trying to design the perfect lunch food, good storage life, delicious hot or cold, eat with hands for minimal clean up? What u think?#
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an appropriate counter argument: mochi
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theres a line item in the defense budget covering all the anime subscriptions for our boys in uniform
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How many oysters would you eat in a single sitting? (They’re free and good)
A dozen 🦪
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2-3 dozen 🦪🦪
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4-6 dozen 🦪🦪🦪
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7-10 dozen 🦪🦪🦪🦪
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My dumbest tribalism: I’m absolutely furious that the Atlantic is growing and my Pacific is NOT
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Masterchef->Master angler
43" northern Pike 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
#eaglesnest
#manatoba
#edible
#BeerBods
#not4sushi
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expect world powers to cover up humans killed by autonomous weapons the same way they hid nuclear submarine accidents
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Hiring an intern/shadow to follow me around and do stuff. Agentic high schoolers and college kids. Will pay in min wage, great banter, and experience in what not to do.
Send me reccs
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My first thoughts: every word is a double entendre, shares a similarity with children's stories in this way, and is as profound as them. lindy effects on style and content. similarities between stories for children and stories for an infant civilization?
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Me trying to count Claude and GPT as 150 employees on my DoD proposal
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Below the threshold of detection, enormous powers know exactly what they are doing
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yall need to be much more comfortable challenging scientific consensus and much less comfortable challenging engineering consensus
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