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Agency revenue projections are 400k monthly by December.
~70% profit margin
& 16 hour days
This doesn't come without sacrificing my mental health.
I deal with depression/nihilism, anhedonia, ADHD, negative dialogue.
happiness is a facade when you're bound to your mission
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majority of the 'entrepreneurs' you see ballin' out on twitter are losers
They manage to convince unsuspecting business owners to pay a 5k set-up fee, promising worldly results
They then take that 5k set-up fee and spend it clubbing/dining, posting it on twitter to gain clout
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disappeared for 120+ days :)
Lotta fools on twitter all day - u know their business is failing.
avoided all woofing, str8 working
😌😌😌
Agency revenue projections are 400k monthly by December.
~70% profit margin
& 16 hour days
This doesn't come without sacrificing my mental health.
I deal with depression/nihilism, anhedonia, ADHD, negative dialogue.
happiness is a facade when you're bound to your mission
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Crazy, I went autistic schizo mode into agency & sales during the pandemic and now i'm driving supercars around Europe while my classmates are making 70k a year with miserable mediocre wagie lives.
do they even remember 10% of the calculus they spent hrs studying for?
😂😂😂
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@TellYourSonThis
there's also the issue western chicks have high body count and high divorce rates.
So even if your a top tier man by your mid thirties, the only available option is to date younger inexperienced women.
Otherwise you'll squander your sanity & wealth on masculine corporate bimbo.
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It takes 12 months to get 3 killer case studies at enterprise level.
Start with small businesses first (< 99 employees) get 2 case studies
Transition to medium size businesses, utilizing your prior case studies, repeat
then go into Enterprise: 500+ employees: 3 case studies
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Business is war.
I have hired outreach teams specifically to target similar niche agencies (competitors) to steal their clients.
Reality is many of their clients are unhappy with their current results/communication.
Several agencies have went bankrupt because of me.
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Three Enterprise Case Studies
30 Aged Linkedin Accounts
30 Residential Proxies in Ghost Browser
30 Expandi Subscriptions
5 inbox managers (or 80 hr weeks solo)
Dialed In Masterclass Presentation
All sending Event/Group Invites daily
Congrats on the 200k+ months bro
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Nothing wrong learning how to improve a skill, how to build an efficient biz, new biz idea etc.
But u need to start despite you not knowing shit, or not knowing all the 'connecting pieces'
Allow yourself to fail, BUT rebound from this failure quickly.
this is called momentum
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I'm the byproduct of banging out 100-250 cold/warm calls daily for my agency.
If u run an offer I highly suggest you do this, too many fools relying on cold emails only.
Grow some balls G, dial some executives.
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From a Single Mother on Welfare To Filthy Rich.
What’s Your Excuse for Being Poor/Average Exactly?
In the Last 30 Days Alone, I Surpassed $280,000 Profit.
I Guarantee You Had a Better Upbringing Than Me.
More Resources Than Me.
Yet I Still Surpassed You.
F*ckin' Loser
🤭😂
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@LegacyFuel4Ever
Marriage is only worth it if you raise high quality children.
Seen far too many middle class couples (low 7 figure net worth) raise kids that end up pushing carts for 20$ an hour.
Yet the kid from poverty with zero handouts ends up in an ivy league and a corporate lawyer.
lol
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opened twitter first time in 5 months and its all shitcoins ..
Bunch of ph
@ggots
who can't maintain a business model for longer than 6 months.
Who'd rather lose 6 figs on rugs rather than invest in excellent case studies.
Beyond 500k a month rn
bringing back 2020 money twit
disappeared for 120+ days :)
Lotta fools on twitter all day - u know their business is failing.
avoided all woofing, str8 working
😌😌😌
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If you want sales experience without the fulfillment
then white label an agencies service or team up with a freelancer and do full sales cycle AE
You can outsource leadgen with inbox managers
direct experience will trump high ticket sales programs - with an exception of a few
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Anon Pepe Ran The Numbers 🥂
Yet you're going to waste another weekend woofing with losers & chillin' with hometown hog.
400 emails
20 appointments
35% close rate
LTV: 25k+
Run the numbers 🥂💰
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The stereotypical Leadgen agency model is so overplayed.
Don't get me wrong it works, but you'll be ahead of the game if you learn how to book enterprise clients and charge 3k+ per meeting instead of $250
Hint: It's in growing clients' Facebook/LI groups, not cold email lol.
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Don't let anyone meme you into believing starting a agency is risky
Especially a service based one
I can think of 10+ niches that all cost less than $1000 total startup cost.
U just have to show up daily & build a few case studies
but most want instant dopamine
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@LegacyFuel4Ever
u can also get a few friends to start their own anon delaware LLC
make them list you as an employee (so it shows up on background checks)
then put whatever u want on your resume and have your friends gas you up when they reference check
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400 emails
20 appointments
35% close rate
LTV: 25k+
Run the numbers 🥂💰
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Instead of cold calling blindly, do warm calls.
How?
Cold SMS blast to your niche -> Offer exclusive Facebook Group Roundtable (lowers guard) -> Interested Reply: add to warm call sequence after FB group join.
Will do detailed thread l8r
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It's funny people are offering paid agency accelerators with below 10mil revenue agencies.
Their agency wouldn't even qualify for Young Presidents' Organization and would get laughed out the room.
It's the money twitter equivalent of a virgin offering PUA advice.
😂😂😂
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Deal Secured 🤝
Flying Back Home
currently heading on a flight to hong kong.
Securing a 175k partnership
up to 1m total contingent on revenue goals
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the unsuspecting business owner doesn't get a return on his investment either, by the way.
cats aren't what they seem to be
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You have zero excuse as a man not to succeed.
I grew up in poverty.
I remember riding the bus 6 hours total daily to a shitty community college
I then somehow made it into a top university ranked
#1
Then the pandemic came, and I scaled an agency to 50k+
What's your excuse?
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📍HONG KONG
ur gonna witness the quickest sub 5 mil run up on money twit.
And I'm going to drop all the heat for free
(ps: left-handed cars are gay af bro)
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currently heading on a flight to hong kong.
Securing a 175k partnership
up to 1m total contingent on revenue goals
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Dropping a few Greyhat/Blackhat agency strategies soon.
💎$💎$💎$
Anon Pepe going to drop more heat than your fav guru puts out in 3 years in order to sell you a shitty accelerator/infoproduct.
💎💰💎💰💎💰
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Tip: Try using "Sent from my Iphone" on the bottom of your cold emails.
Makes it seem less automated.
Throw in a personalized first line too.
Lowers barriers as the recipient thinks your manually typing these emails out on your phone.
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Agency operations boil down to 80% sales and 20% fulfillment.
Starting out you SHOULD meet the following KPI's
- 100 cold calls daily
- 1200 cold emails daily
- 4 sales calls weekly
Ideally, fulfillment should be outsourced.
Focus on feeding your sales pipeline.
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@HenryPlantagen1
It's not really hard.
Most suburban home owners are blue/white collar workers putting in 40+ hours a week.
By definition, this is an average (mediocre) outcome at best.
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@coltybrah
get married to that 5
befriend balding middle management
drive a mid financed audi
count vacation pay
American dream
I'd rather die
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@TellYourSonThis
The general rule of thumb is having a father increases the odds of that child's success.
Yet, the fat guy had Arnold as a father.
I also know many guys with successful fathers that are considered losers by every metric.
There's too much nuance that determines someones outcome.
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Future threads:
- Greyhat: grow a facebook\LI group to 1k members in under 30 days
-How to nurture enterprise grade clients using roundtables/masterclasses.
-How to send 1k+ facebook messages daily
-1$ Gsuite inboxes
-Greyhat: Apollo Leads at 80% off
-Automate loom outreach
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@thedulab
smart idea but ~120k yr post tax for 80 hours of a week will cost you misery and loss of spirit that most never fully recover from.
Add in corporate culture and lifestyle inflation and any dreams you previously had are dead in the water.
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When starting a new agency, I recommend white labeling another agencies services or partnering with a reliable freelancer
This way, you can leverage their case studies
You're going to outsource labor past 10k+ rev
Focus on outreach and gain closing experience
solo = burnout
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Easiest low-tier agency would be a social media content agency.
Use a tool like social studio (one hour fulfillment per client).
Bang out cold calls to local businesses.
Show up to their offices with donuts.
Host in person events at business chambers.
Enjoy 1k days.
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Decided first lines were too expensive, and with any significant outbound volume, you can easily spend over a few thousand per campaign at 0.20 cents per contact.
I coded a first-line tool using OpenAI gpt-3.
Now I spend ~75x less per first line.
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@thedulab
self-actualization guy needs to recognize that majority of people won't produce anything of substantial value to humanity beyond mere economic subsistence.
you either accept this reality or fall into the dark depths of existential nihilism
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@KATATHEGREAT
It increases serotonin which has lots of negative effects like increased neuroticism, lack of attention, etc. Increased serotonin is bad (despite what mainstream media will tell you)
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@SaaSWiz
seems like more and more entrepreneurs come from a trust fund rather than actual business acumen.
There's also a leadgen agency owner on here who claims to make 50k+ a month but then I see them posting their 'grandfather' that's worth 8 figures.
lmao
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@coltybrah
because naturally they want to be having children themselves.
Same occurrence when they get dogs.
In reality they just want children, not an actual dog or cat.
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@ellobosalvaje
Know of a multimillion wealthy family but their descendants have zero children and they're all in their late fifties.
All that money but not a single child within the family to inherit it.
Sad
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Market Research 101 for your agency:
You can scrape the clutch database using octoparse, done this a few times myself.
The companies review page shows their clients pain points, average deal size, job title, average employee count, etc.
All of it can be scraped into a csv.
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🎵 Ain't no love at the top, just a lonely nigga
🎵 Ain't no love at the bottom either
Funny when ur broke u cant sit at the table.
Yet when ur filthy 💵💵 (500k+) monthly u also can't relate -- predators wanting a piece of your offer/biz model.
Paradox...
Anon is best
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Create Telegram Group chat? Incl sauce and ppl who want to network
(based folks only)
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I'm a crossdresser
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If your introverted, I suggest doing 2 years in a sales role.
You'll learn how to read people, how to strike up conversation, how to deal with rejection, how to read lies/BS, how to dress.
These transfer into every aspect of your life.
& Beautiful women will find u interesting
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@coltybrah
whole identity is eating 9 meals a day and posting photos of food like a woman.
cat would get smoked by any old time warrior who marched 800km and hasn't ate a meal in 14 days
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Owning a business comes with devastating depressions, periods of high mania, bankruptcy risk, etc.
You're on a constant rollercoaster facing the verge of mental insanity.
Has nothing to do with health optimization.
I call it being alive.
Huberman types worse off in longrun.
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@DejaRu22
If the man has genuine intention, and is not some weirdo, then any epithet applied is from jealous older women.
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@LegacyFuel4Ever
its even worse when u have kids with the uglier one
cursed your kids with subpar looks because u were down bad
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@DejaRu22
considering my alcoholic neighbour croaked 4 days ago from his liver rupturing, I'm gonna have to disagree lmao.
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@DejaRu22
It's the psychological trauma they carry for their remaining lives.
Many women do not account for this lifelong trauma.
And slowly realize the my body my choice narrative is a lie
There is zero empowerment in taking a life.
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@coltybrah
if ur going to marry a foreign broad make sure the family is heavy religious
concept of divorce is taboo for them and they get disowned by their family if they do it
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@DejaRu22
Most people would pick a mechanical watch over a battery powered watch.
Same mindset should apply for cars
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I knew university wasn’t for me when I made more than the president and my tenured professors.
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@DejaRu22
In studying brahmacharya, a special nerve develops after 12 years of celibacy that gives a man photographic memory and creative genius, hence why Nikola abstained.
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🚨🚨 ATTN: Middle age executives. 🚨🚨
You're actually replying to my Indian inbox manager, not a hot blonde babe.
Sorry your marriage sucks.
😂😂
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Most agency owners quit too early.
But I ask you, what other option is available?
You have a daily amount of outreach quota required to fill your sales pipeline.
And you'll hit low six figures within 6-12 months.
But most importantly? You gain freedom.
I can work anywhere
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Terrible advice.
Humility is for losers. A slave trait.
Only one person is betting on yourself, which is you.
Full throttle.
🤘
Not everyone is the main character. Really believe that most of people’s heartbreak and disappointment comes from the fact that everyone has been sold the “main character” dream. Even your average dude looks at himself like he’s supposed to be “that guy.” But the truth is, not
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most ppl throughout humanity were slaves or poor farmer peasants.
Now that they can't legally force you into lower status, they will do everything to sterilize & domesticate you through matrix systems they have created.
Debt
Quantitative easing
Taxes
Laws
Mass entertainment
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@TellYourSonThis
Actually, now that I think about it, I think the lifestyle that comes with having wealth negatively impacts the kid's outcome. There's too much psychological comfort that comes with large amounts of wealth, nullifying any ounce of ambition.
Why try when your family is rich
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@DejaRu22
He froze his milk because he didn't want those disgusting house mates drinking it.
If ur openly LGBT, then he already knows where your mouth goes.
Why would anyone want to share germs with that?
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@StraightLineAd
Better to read one book and strictly implement the advice from that book.
Otherwise, you risk information overload and avoid the most crucial aspect of running a business -- filling and maintaining a consistent sales pipeline.
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Thank me later when your agencies ICP and painpoints are dialled in.
Honestly… You could turn this into a service and charge agencies 10k+ for this
Even better, you can do this for your own clients (if leadgen) to automatically generate painpaints for their outreach campaigns
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When a prospect lashes out, it has nothing to do with you contacting them. Negative replies (insults) is a reflection of the prospects frustration. Likely something bad is happening in their personal life, and they need an outlet.
Ignore and move on.
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@bitcoin_intern
@LegacyFuel4Ever
I can only speak of my own experience
I'm in ivy league from straight poverty + I own a successful business
but i realize i'm a statistical outlier
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@DejaRu22
Modern warfare has also become cucked
the invention of modern weaponry like guns and bombs take the skill out of warfare.
Before, if you defeated a jacked 6'4 warrior 1v1 with a sword, it took skill and you received praise.
Now it takes the single pull of a trigger - boring
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Making SaaS with a product market fit is a good idea if your experienced in sales.
My friends SaaS:
charges 80$ month/user
ICP: crunchbase --> cold email --> blast autodialer
home service
cleared 250k on his 1 hour lunch breaks cold calling.
Would've made 1m+ full time.
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@TellYourSonThis
almost fell for the BA meme.
At the time I was 2 years deep into political science and history degree, but realized the job prospects were useless.
After a bottle of Irish, I decided to go into economics with mathematics minor instead.
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@pikeypilled
Peaters looking at this and justifying their early age diabetes and rotten teeth rn
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@HolderOftheFire
Even if the video is older, I suspect he faked his death.
Perhaps he used some local homeless person (many look like him) as his double.
Its only logical option, considering he had several intelligence agencies stalking & threatening him.
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Easiest way to spot a fraud money twit guru is to evaluate their twitter content.
Is their content at least 80% actionable advice?
Or is it predominantly lifestyle/platitudes?
Is their content vacuous/vague? or is it specific?
Majority of money twit is fraudulent.
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Wonder what happened to agency space players circa 2020-2021.
Did they all go broke?
Where's the amex platinum bro?
Back to the wage cage.
LOL
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@DejaRu22
98% Of Men And 100% Of Women, Will Accept
The Dominant Ideology Of The Society They Are Born Into Without Question
They want to silence anything that goes against the overton window and changes this statistic.
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@DejaRu22
"information volunteers"
more like narrative reinforcers
whose job is to reinforce the overton window perpetuated by elites
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I'll tweet some real fire agency gems soon my beloved 14 followers haha
❤️❤️
💎💎
Financial Independence isn't that hard
Just takes discipline
And the ability to handle constant rejection :)
Don't let any insecurities get to your head -- its all a game
See u soon
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@TellYourSonThis
To find a longterm partner while low-status, its usually your high school/college sweetheart (low bodycount) or a women who you'll find from religious circles.
The religious women will invest into you, but they have values and generally won't do anything until marriage.
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TBH you can just hire a cheap dev if you don't know how to code it yourself.
But the basics of the script goes like this:
Parse a URL's metatag or <P> content.
Then send that data to openai API
Store response into CSV
Repeat
Resourcefulness trumps all.
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@brutedeforce
They're man children. Always will be.
But they moved on from tonka trucks and mommy's chicken fingers to useless textbook facts and soy lattes.
They might win Jeopardy in organic chemistry.
but will never experience organic chemistry with the beautiful women called life.
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@callicrates_
he's based.
all you have to do is look at the average person, and realize their opinion doesn't matter.
fat
colour hair
broke
hate their life
liberal
their opinion literally doesn't matter
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Semi-unethical method: When contacting middle aged executives, try using an attractive blonde girl to send out the looms.
It increases the response rate upwards of 40-50%
Worth it if you really want that high ticket account
😂😂
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Working as an account executive is great to gain sales experience.
But running your own pipeline is better.
If I set a quarterly 450k sales quota, I get to keep 80% of that.
For a SaaS company, you're lucky to keep 20% of that commission.
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@thedulab
I remember when i was broke eating corn beef before it all clicked in
but i always had full faith
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As a result you can now use GPT3.5/4 with advanced PROMPTS based on ALL your niche’s review data to answer advanced questions that you cannot find on Google or public websites.
IF your smart (can use google) u already know how to do this and make 500IQ advanced prompts.
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If you're approaching your final touch point for a prospect, and they haven't replied to your cold calls or email sequence, send them a loom video.
This works well, and will often save you from a dead prospect.
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@TellYourSonThis
Better off not engaging in a public argument, as the general crowd will enjoy narcissistic banter over logical explanation. Explaining your logical premises will only ruin your frame in the eyes of an emotional driven crowd, making you appear as the loser in the argument.
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@ellobosalvaje
They got finessed by corporations into thinking working 60+ hours a week for balding middle management is better than raising their own children in a beautiful home.
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@dynamis_dr
nah...
remote work is a status symbol
only 1/15 people are able to keep their remote work after the pandemic
Enjoy ur watercooler & stacy drama & balding middle management.
I'll keep chilling in my flip flops in the sun while this beautiful waiter makes my cappuccino
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@Mr_VRIL_MAXXED
Honestly don't consider 80%+ of ppl (Jabbies) to be my fellow neighbour/citizen anymore.
If I accidentally hit them with a car, I wouldn't feel anything as they spent the last two years ostracizing, demonizing me, and trying to destroy my career for a relatively harmless virus.
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