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Married men spend too much time looking at WiFi, and not enough time looking in to their wife's eyes
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No. Why is it putting rocks in there. How did the water get taller
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There's something really beautiful about these garments. Can't quite put my finger on what. Maybe it's the timelessness
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@Tom_C_Hall
@colinmort
(replying to a guy walking across a tightrope over the Grand canyon"
You can walk across basically anything if you have legs
The problem is if you slip by mistake and end up off of the tightrope by accident.
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Doing this wirh a piece of poop
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Im in the middle of nowhere off trail and found this. Scared the shit out of me when i first saw it. Not sure wjat it is or why its here and i wish it werent.
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@LewisGloverMMA
incredibly brave of paddy to say exactly what dana wants to hear right in front of him. some people may accuse him of being a "boot licker" or a "brown noser", but this is pure scouse pride and class
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No, warden, I can't "pause it", it's an online game. I'll come out to the yard when I'm done
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@monsterxxhunter
Would you say the crow is more evil for damaging the water, or more benevolent for helping it escape?
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a woman had a relationship with a pædo? sounds like my damn ex wife! LOL
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@DaveEckels
@DempMcgee
I'm tired of paying for roads that don't run within a hundred miles of me. I'm never going to use them. Why should my taxes go to them
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Some dude pissing just said "Ahh shit this feels good good good!" and started a walking-fart that began at the urinal and ended at the sink.
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@T38238728
i know it's not actually "taller" but it seems to be getting bigger, or more of it
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@getfiscal
The illustrator doesnt even seem to know what a basement is. Not sure id trust them to tell me about tunnels.
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@TidalTyrant
@JustinWhang
why did you reply just repeat what i said. what were your motivations
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When I was like 19 my already tall girlfriend wanted to wear heels when we went out and I berated her with a hypothetical where I had boots that made me 5" shorter and did a bit where I walked around squatting down saying "wow these boots make me look good".I wouldn't do that now
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I guess this is the type of shit you can get banned for now that the website is a billionaires plaything.
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@NielsKnk
@tyoiujhgffvhpo
sure dude, but you could have posted any one of a billion different photos if you only want us to focus on represented universal ideals. The specifically invoked "popularity and success" they represent requires a familiarity with American culture to glean.
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@DIsolationist
@chiweethegod
@jokesdepartment
Yes. It is illegal to remove concrete or asphalt in order to plant a tree.
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@ahsango
@Barrelelapierna
@lthomasnews
I think he should at least get contacted by the police. Then they can stop contacting him
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Helium fail.
A) it's not finite. It continues to form in the earth from radioactive decay of other elements
B) balloons account for 7% of helium usage
C) it's true helium reserves are depleting. specifically because reserves are no longer necessary. It's so easy to get.
You ever think about how Helium is finite, we won't ever get any more of it; it's essential for the operation of MRI machines, and we use it to fill party balloons
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@ASMRxism
@bloodberry_tart
I would never critically examine my view of the world. Please
@don
’t suggest such a thing to me.
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Chuck E Cheese went bankrupt after every west coast location tried and failed to sue me for sitting my bare ass on the wack a mole machine and going "Oh no. Uh oh. Oh no" while it fucked me.
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(Really really stupid pathetic loser voice) the part of military spending i have a problem with is making seals game
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If you cant get your heels down then just dont squat. Find a different way chill out. I don’t want to see this tippytoe crap.
Ben Schwartz recreates Billy Crystal’s look from ‘WHEN HARRY MET SALLY…’
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Me, from my house that has a roller coaster in it: why doesnt everybody just stay at home
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@ImpostorLord
@GotPickup
Anymore? Like people used to do it all the time but recently stopped? What changed?
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@amazingmap
at current sea levels or at an approximation of what sea levels would be if the antarctic ice melted ?
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@BidensFacelift
@TonyyStoney
@6KUYO
There's twelve replies to this. One is you and the other eleven said nothing negative about it. You're inventing an argument to have.
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Been getting some requests for an updated everyday carry so here it is
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-loose change
-maga hat (obviously)
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@angryshrub
@DonGmoneyJ
me and the guy I've locked in a cage and an poking with a sharp stick are both behaving poorly. We both have bad attitudes. I'm brave enough to admit that
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They sell tampons for 25¢ in women's bathrooms because women love shopping so much.
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@ForeverRanger91
@TheVEALCHOP
@fallenleo
Why is everyone asking how he broke his arm when the dude just said he got attacked with a 2x4
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@lotus__point
@midwestenjoyer1
It's getting soooo difficult to eat poop. They keep flushing the toilets and locking the stalls
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gargoyles deserve more respect and a "seat at the table" during Halloween
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@inkydinkystyle
Doubt it. Youve probably seen one on a cereal box or kids menu or something.
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Getting pussy
Name something that seemed overwhelmingly scary to you as a kid that turned out not to be relevant to your adulthood.
Mine was the Bermuda Triangle.
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Around age twelve my friend held a weeks long grudge against me because I typed I'm a noob on his RuneScape account and he said "word travels fast on there". There was no one on the minimal but he insisted someone had just run by
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@luthienari
The (mean) is a comparative statement judged against the other hamsters in the same poor conditions.
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Wow! it just goes to show: the merits and quality of your work have no real bearing on its success -- it is almost entirely up to the "powers at be" what becomes popular. amazing!
‘Squid Game’ creator Hwang Dong-hyuk wrote the show in 2009 but was rejected by studios for 10 years.
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i would like to personally disavow this rat. normally it is my stance that all rats are good. which is why im so saddened to have to do this,.
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@1917baybee
@MegosMenace
@poisonjr
Wow! we solved it.
It looks like by doing the exact opposite of what you angrily ranted about we can make people with vulva devices happy AND protect the environment.
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@LyzaMontague
@umbyrella
True. Maybe he was just providing support for the cops that were beating people.
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[Me, at various points during sex] how's my tempo? Is my tempo still good? Don't be afraid to tell me if I need to adjust my tempo.
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no matter what type of video youre watching on youtube someone is in the comments telling the channel creator that theyre going through a rough patch and this series is helping them out
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BattleBots are so deadly. What if I encountered one. It would destroy me.
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just found out mongolian wrestling is done in cowboy boots, crop tops and underwear
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@ManyATrueNerd
will having poor internet connection effect the whole game, or just play interactions? someone might be able to answer this without playing, that'd be appreciated. my internet sucks.
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Open carrying in Starbucks knocking all the CDs and individually wrapped bake goods off the counter with the 30 round extended mag jutting out of my Glock as I turn around
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when i give my rats an apple instead of sharing the apple and all eating one third of it like a socialist would, they waste their energy dragging it around the cage trying to hide it from the other rats like a capitalist. this is distressing to me. how can i make my rats more soc
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look. i come on this website to make stupid jokes like everyone else. but when you make a stupid joke i don't particularly like, i think we can all agree a line has been crossed.
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Okay so apparently these white male farmers were feeding cows the brains of other dead cows? but these queens were NOT having it. girls said nope! and came up with something called "mad cow", basically the bad bitch disease, and you know we stan those farmer tears
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My penis and asshole consist of a single one sided non-orientable surface, much like this:
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The JAV Titles account is the most hilarious, obscene, unsexy critique of over the top disgusting indulgent porn you can find, and there's still horny monetherfu kers in the comments talmbout "I know what I'm looking up when I get home😋"
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Dudes will be watching horror movies with their ten year old daughters. How about you stop watching hell raiser and start trying to help raise her 🤔💯
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@BogglesTheStoic
@Culture_Crit
I'm not sure. It's pretty self explanatory.
maybe a simple example: I am walking in the woods and find a blackberry bush. blackberries are delicious and nutritious and worth having. yet it required no patience or consistency for me to happen across them and eat some.
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