Clodagh Dunne
@ClodaghSnarks
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Snark about the things you cannot change, change the things you can. I don’t sweat pronouns. Just let me know yours. Time Magazine’s Person of the Year 2006.
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Another absolute winner for the like-deprived
Permission granted for anyone who wants to steal and use this.
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@WeirdMedieval
I don’t have the credit for this cheat sheet but it gives a good display of the kinds of colours you can have.
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@OlgaNYC1211
@nycsouthpaw
The BBC had an incredible interview with a young Russian woman in Ukraine. She’s been hiding underground from the shelling. She’s been telling her mother in Russia about it.
Her mother doesn’t believe her.
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@OneNerdyOpinion
It’s hysterical to me that you tweeted “Um, found a kitten, help!” and the Internet response was “Congrats, new cat dad!” and you were ADAMANT that you COULD NOT keep the kitten. And now just look at you. 😂 What can I say? Congrats, new cat dad!
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@shittybonmots
@ClaraJeffery
Heh. Didn’t she end up with some guy behind her in the queue to see Deadpool who just would not stop explaining to her who Deadpool was? I remember her tweeting about it years ago 😂 At least that guy got to stay anonymous.
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@nareteVymrA
@BBCBreakfast
@MarcusRashford
Supporting his ex wife and family as much as he could. He stays close with Marcus and acts as his agent now.
Thankfully Robert Rashford didn‘t just abandon his son and refuse to acknowledge him like Johnson has done numerous times.
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@SamCoatesSky
I’m sorry, hang on, am I reading this right? They took the animals but not the staff?! They took the ANIMALS but not the STAFF?!
THEY TOOK THE BLOODY CATS AND DOGS BUT LEFT THE *PEOPLE* BEHIND?!?
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@TechnicallyRon
I’d sign that David Attenborough one. And I’ll admit I’m a bit curious about the jump one…
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@Andrew69925731
@SamCoatesSky
He left. His staff. He dragged them all the way to the airport. He had them caring for his cats and dogs. And he left his staff. They watched him load his cats and dogs on board. They watched him leave them behind.
This is sick. I genuinely feel ill.
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@Channel4News
Computer programming was invented by Ada Lovelace. The technology for WiFi was invented by Hedy Lamarr. The clear glass used on device screens was invented by Katherine Blodgett.
You used three technologies invented by women just to look at this tweet.
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@wolvsi
@clappdon2
No, Michigan had more votes than Minnesota had voters. But whatever brain trust put in the affidavit didn‘t notice that MI and MN aren’t the same state.
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@BBCNews
I am shocked, simply shocked, that the Met Police response is to give women yet more instructions on yet more things we have to do to attempt to keep ourselves safe.
Not. Good. Enough. What changes are the Met making to ensure this never happens again?
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@Username_T_
@Arron_banks
@carolecadwalla
@DamianCollins
🎵 What a difference a day makes... twenty four little hours... 🎵
Leave campaigner Arron Banks referred to National Crime Agency after investigation into Brexit campaign funding
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@mrjamesob
@MitchBenn
Are they STILL whining about that pair? I can’t even fathom why. They got what they wanted. They hounded the girl and her husband out of the country. I doubt anyone from any sort of ethnic background will so much as look at the royal family for a generation. Why keep banging on?
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@magelica151515
I’ve noticed there’s a coordinated campaign to get them removed from the website. They’re obviously livid that it shatters the illusion that they’re in disgrace.
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@CarmenGranddau1
It’s not suspicious. He locked himself in his dad’s shed with a gun right after he’d had lunch with them. I suppose he was hoping his parents would call the police when they couldn’t find him, but his dad spotted that he’d locked the door and broke it open himself. The poor man.
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@BBCNews
What incredible courage to be able to comfort a crowd of strangers when struggling through the first hours of his own grief. I doubt I’d be able to do it.
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@PaulDen02069524
@darakass
@corybarlog
The same reason the ages are. It’s one of the risk factors. Minorities are more likely to die of this thing.
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@Spiritvale
@MarlaMHughes
@jason_koebler
Let’s not forget the police haven’t provided a shred of proof that the door didn’t lock. Or that the shooter used that exact door to enter the school.
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@Sunshin27001268
Nah the tabloids are just in a panic because the militaries of three countries are honouring Harry and it’s ruining their little fantasy that actually he’s so tooootally on the cusp of being booted out of the Invictus Foundation. It’s all terribly silly.
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@jdw117
@imacelebrity
@antanddec
And he didn’t deny it, pled guilty and was given the largest fine for a motoring offence in UK history.
Compare and contrast with your Prime Minister waddling about like he’s above the law and every conservative gutlessly agreeing.
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@tconnellyRTE
Tony! Are you telling us that Johnson’s alternative arrangements couldn’t have worked because he didn’t leave enough time for it, had no concept of the scale of the work involved, and the results would have been unfair to the majority anyway?! Say it ain’t so!
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@BBCBreaking
Right, but... they’re quoting US officials. The same US officials who swear Soleimani was totally about to kill loads of Americans in a planned attack, but get really fuzzy when you ask them for evidence.
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@BBCWorld
Her name was Halyna Hutchins. She was a cinematographer. She’d worked on a lot of short films as well as features. She was filming at Birr Castle in Ireland just last year. I always meant to look up what for but never got around to it.
She was 42 years old.
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@PasteIpunk
@Mikel_Jollett
@joncoopertweets
A member of the armed forces had his weapon on him in El Paso. He was only able to carry as many children to safety as he could while twenty people died.
Armed police and armed soldiers can’t stop these massacres. They can barely manage to stop them being even worse.
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@praddenkeefe
I feel like everyone has been skipping past the “they had pipe bombs, zip ties, a gallows, maps and a plan to murder Pence along with numerous other people and only failed because Trump was too lazy to keep his promise to walk them into the chamber“ part really quickly.
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@JanetMackay16
@IanDunt
Do you have headphones? Here’s the clip if you do! Or play it to entertain the rest of the queue 😂
ABSOLUTE SCENES at the start of
#PMQs
Speaker Lindsay Hoyle angrily screaming SHUT UP! SHUT UP, then expelling MPs from the chamber!
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@BudoJM
@jaketapper
Because they decide to save the cash they were going to use on running attack ads to spend it on something else when their opponent ends up being the greatest attack ad on himself there could possibly be?
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@DeItaone
@BethRigby
Can't wait to see the size of THAT table. Zelenskyy will probably end up needing binoculars and a megaphone.
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@BBCNews
That’s exactly what Meghan and Harry said though. It couldn’t have been a legal wedding. They said it was them and the Archbishop. No witnesses. Just the three of them. They just wanted to say their vows and pledge their love together in private.
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@cambridgepower
Except they didn’t deceive the public. They provided both the original and the handy shortform composite, with the explanation of where it came from and the original image for direct comparison. So you have both.
Where’s the original Mother’s Day photo? The undoctored version?
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@BBCWorld
That's weird. I could have sworn he said all the hype about it was just a hoax to make him look bad.
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@PasteIpunk
@Mikel_Jollett
@joncoopertweets
The police stopped the Dayton shooter in under a minute. That didn’t stop him slaughtering ten people and injuring dozens more.
The police stopped the Gilroy shooter in under a minute. That didn’t stop him slaughtering three people and injuring dozens more.
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@MattGertz
The fact that he wore THAT around his neck while engaging in a baseless smear campaign against a man who served with honor and distinction. It's astonishing just how far America has fallen in such a short time.
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@lorrainemking
I mean they seemed really happy, the crowds cheered for them, they got a procession in St. Paul’s, they got to visit his family in private, and their kids got to see their great grandmother without being paraded to the world’s press. I’d call that a win.
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@VernBurgundy
@BBCWorld
Because she’s Time’s person of the year and he’s some corrupt politician with anger management issues who wanted to be Time’s person of the year but is getting impeached instead.
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@iamJimalo
@BBCWorld
I mean call me crazy but I do think the fact it’s being released by the guy with a long history of poisoning his enemies with nerve agents should also be something of a factor
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@Independent
Heh. It’s even funnier given she’s only at the Queen’s private family viewing thing. Apparently a glimpse through a window was all they needed. 😂
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@BBCWorld
I mean I'm not a fan of hers anyway (and watching her do some "finishing touches" as though she was remotely involved is just laughable) but... that's really tacky, isn't it? It's not just me, is it? It looks like a department store or something.
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@LarryBoorstein
@AP
It was a stunt. They had absolutely no business flying in there unannounced. You have a vanishingly small window of time to get as many people out as possible. Wandering in with your chartered private flight and swanning off again without so much as a heads up is reprehensible.
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@KullySamrah
@BBCNews
Imagine having to work at Wetherspoon to earn a crust and then having to put up with that crap.
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@people
I’m not sure what’s funnier; that it took him mere hours to drop the original with digital receipts when Kensington Palace have steadfastly refused to drop their original for three days, or that the original unedited picture actually looks even better.
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@michael_muscato
@oneunderscore__
I hadn’t bothered to, but I am so totally blocking him. 😂I’m pretty sure people will screengrab his meltdowns anyway. We should all block him and see how long it takes for him to go crazy and remove the block feature or something.
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@susan_bagheri
@SamCoatesSky
US rules don’t apply to UK immigration or to a private chartered flight. And considering the US has evacuated over 50,000 Afghans with no US visas whatsoever I find it a little difficult to believe they’re suddenly getting to pick and choose who goes anywhere else.
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@AP
Fine, let’s say it’s the body and blood of Christ. The spoon isn’t either of those things. Are you really so selfish as to demand your God perform TWO miracles every time you go to Church just because you won’t listen to the people he created warning you it’s a bad idea?!
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@maggi_morgan
@RonFilipkowski
@GregAbbott_TX
@DanPatrickTX
@SenTedCruz
@JohnCornyn
@BetoORourke
The police hustled Beto out of that room 82 minutes quicker than they bothered to save a kid.
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@Workersunite2
@MariaLaGuera742
@el_snoop
@jbouie
My all time favorite example of mansplaining was the guy explaining who Deadpool was to the woman in front of him in the queue to see the movie, despite her repeated attempts to tell him that she already knew.
She was Gail Simone.
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@LiquidSwordSTL
@MsRabbitttt
No, he pointed out that he fired a warning shot at the floor. And since the men in plain clothes who were breaking down Taylor’s door without bothering to identify themselves were expecting Taylor to be home alone, they panicked and riddled her apartment with bullets.
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@BrixCity17
@euronews
He is a British man by the name of Kyle Clifford. He was Louise’s ex boyfriend. And like oh so many bitter, needy, entitled little men who love to act tough but are terrified of their own shadows, he couldn’t handle rejection and slaughtered three women out of spite.
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@BBCNews
So a statue of a guy who bought and sold Black people like cattle gets chucked in a canal and the ”retaliation” is to desecrate the grave of some random enslaved Black man?
Way to prove why that statue should never have been put up in the first place.
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@VAFramer
@michael_muscato
@oneunderscore__
How can you be one of the richest men on the planet and still be THAT insecure?!? 😂😂😂 It’s just insane!
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@rothschildmd
It’s absolutely disgusting that Alex Jones is still screwing up people’s lives. And ending them.
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@MattGertz
Harry will go. It’s his granddad.
Meghan won’t go. She’s too far along. She’ll relax at home.
I’m far, far more interested in if Andrew will be allowed to go, and who will be willing to be seen in public with him.
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@BBCNews
LOL! They thought this was her? I’m starting to think her supporters hate her more than anyone else.
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@bradheath
It’s not so puzzling when you realize they don’t want anyone to know how many pages they’re cutting from the edited version.
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@PhoenixWildish
@AVindman
@Tsihanouskaya
They’re in a grip of a dictator who is basically propped up by Putin‘s regime. The people there came very close to ousting him just a few years ago, but Russia helped them put down the rebellion.
Once word spreads Putin has his own rebellion to deal with, things get interesting.
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@TechnicallyRon
H&M: “Everything we do is subjected to ridiculous levels of intrusive scrutiny from the British tabloid press.”
British Tabloid Press: “LIARS AND CHARLATANS HERE’S OUR FIFTEEN PAGE FORENSIC ANALYSIS OF EVERY FRAME OF STOCK FOOTAGE USED IN NETFLIX’S TRAILER TO PROVE IT!!!”
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@RobRob1965
@CraigJCG
You’re too gutless to get a vaccine to stop you catching and spreading a disease that’s killed over four million people worldwide, but you expect us to believe you’d totally stand up and fight if your home was invaded?
Rob, you surrendered months ago. Don’t pretend you didn’t.
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@KayCurtin1
@tconnellyRTE
Especially from someone in a confidence and supply agreement with the political wing of the UVF
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@AP
Awww! Lilibet! The pet name is great grandfather and grandfather had for his grandmother! With his mother's name as her middle name! That's so cute!
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ByLine Times: Prince Harry uncovered evidence that a senior courtier was paid £4,000 for stories about him and his family by Dan Wootton, who published those stories in The Sun.
When Harry made this legal record, his security was cut off to try to force him back to the UK.
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@pelliott1954
@IanDunt
Always. You didn’t see him at COP? He was so high security had to help him stumble up the steps to the leaders’ photo op, he was rambling on at a mile a minute, and then he crashed out sitting next to David freaking Attenborough.
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@AP
Man that puncher is toast. There will be an army of nerds using all of their tech savvy to track him down.
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@BrennanElsz2026
@KaiseratCB
They’re begging/threatening the princesses into doing it too.
The simple truth is nobody wants the job. Beatrice and Eugenie have thriving careers, their own patronages, and were viciously bullied by tabloids, and Louise knows all about what the tabloids put her mother through.
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@ms_oz23
@Curly_Stephh
Are you genuinely throwing a hissy fit because they bought their own tickets to a concert and stayed in the background without any fuss instead of making you pay for a special VIP experience like you had to foot the bill for when they were “working” royals?! 😂
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@TheRespondent
@BBCWorld
...he said, referring to the latest movie in a franchise that kicked off with a movie in 1977 which featured a space cowboy, a space yeti, a space monk and a space farmboy with a fancy space sword who exchanged a passionate kiss with his sister the space princess.
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@AvidGardener8
I’m sorry I thought last week he was so fabulously wealthy that you were shrieking about him constantly taking private jets everywhere from the Caribbean to Las Vegas. But now SUDDENLY this week he’s actually so broke he wants to subject himself to your miserable whining again?
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@GBNEWS
Lemme guess: Angie is still salty that Charles and Camilla had a camera crew trailing after them for an entire year to make a fly on the wall documentary that nobody bothered to watch?
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@royal_suitor
Oh! Glad you enjoyed it! Everyone is more than welcome to save it and share it and make up their own versions, no credit required. I myself am wondering about adding a square about olive branches 😂
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@BBCNews
There is no such thing as cancel culture. There is people finding out that someone they looked up to is actually vile and deciding they don't particularly admire them anymore.
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@BBCNews
Gym owner fined three times for ignoring Covid-19 restrictions vows to keep considering his money more important than the lives of a bunch of people he hasn’t met.
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@GBNEWS
Has Georgia Arianna aka the grifty “Lady C” ever apologised for slandering the Queen, Prince Philip, the Queen Mother and numerous other royals in those trashy little books of hers? Or is she still pretending that never happened and she’s totally best pals with palace staff?
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@Femi_Sorry
@Sapphireblues3
No but seriously though am I missing something here? How was it fine for these couples to hold hands at the same time in the same place but not okay for that couple to do it?
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@Christo00793254
@marceelias
Yes, they went with their stunning act of defiance on the very day it becomes pointless. It’s adorable really.
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@DailyMirror
Any particular reason why the other maths graduate is relegated to sweetheart? Because the maths graduate whose qualification you actually mentioned can’t have been that sweet on her, since he stabbed her to death. I think he flunked out of sweethearting.
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@Nigel_Farage
What are you talking about? The OECD deal? That’s not the EU. That’s a global effort to end tax havens and bring in tax harmonisation across over 130 countries and regions. Aren’t you one of them?!
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