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Lied on my resume guys, and I got the Job, will be reporting on Monday and I'm on YouTube learn excel 😭😂... Fake it till you make it
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I got a Job on Thursday 10hrs, they told me I'll start on Monday, 6 hours later they fired me.. 😪
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What do you guys do,when you are feeling empty, tired,exhausted and depressed. ? Feeling heavy and it's weighing you down badly 😢,?
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For example you accidentally find two warthogs and domesticate them and they double in number and you start eating them, is it a crime ?
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Naine Day one I will graduate 🎓 even at 50 years old, I will graduate.
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Naiwe wine Hande Mutozi Chikala.
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This nigga came by the office on Saturday to say hi to me, and today ati hommie killed himself 😭💔💔💔💔
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Hepatitis B,HSV,HIV,HPV and Syphilis looking on.
Until you find a man worthy to earn your exclusivity, date other people and let the best man win.
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Load Shedding has me Listening to ZNBC RADIO 1, ilyashi lyapano isonde. Ati this Guy in Ndola somewhere somewhere stole a motorbike and it turned into a Dog and dragged him back where he got it from 😆 🤣 😂 I can't.
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I'm a huge fan of Hip Hop especially BARS.. no matter what I'll spot bars...bro said..
Writing Essays / Riding Eses on the web like Latin Porn. This bar is hard..
@Makanjila_23
I don’t do twitter back and forths boy, I RAP, here’s the attention you wanted, keen on seeing what essay, gif, emojis or “lol” you’re gonna respond with in an attempt save face.
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Quote this post with a picture of you standing next to the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE ❤️❤️
NB: Not for singles or cheating partners.
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Some Random caller on the Sun FM breakfast show earlier this morning confidently said the Government should put up at aleats 500 Boreholes to pump water into Lake Kariba and that's how we will end load shedding lol 😆 😀 👍 😄 👏 GENIUS
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Funny story at my gym yesterday.. this female loads 140KG on a Leg Press machine and pushed.. after she left All the Men went over the machine and pushed 150kgs. Everybody felt intimidated 😅.
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😪😪
who’s a pornstar that you would wife up when they are retired?… i’ll go first, Pinky.
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MTN knows I'm a Charity Case so they give me these offers. 😭😭
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Like learn to construct sentences. Like learn comprehension. Like like like LIKE what Bih Like what
My type is;
when I am with a man I want to be submissive, I wanna be like led, I want him to guide me, I don’t wanna be like the woman calling the shots, I want like downtime, like let me be like, submissive you know like just chilling, like I want like a man man.
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If Frodo and Sam can go all the way to Mordor to destroy a Ring, You can keep trash in your pocket until you find a Bin... please keep the environment clean.
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Dear Gents, kindly treat your ladies with uttermost Respect and love.. if you don't have serious and pure intentions for them,leave them alone.
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The Guy that fired me after 3 hours just called me saying there's project I need to work on, he asked where we can meet up and talk and I told me to come at my office.. Lol he's shocked I have an office 😂.. A Kembo like me.
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Let's try this.. shall we.
"I'd like to apologise to everyone on Zed X for misleading the masses and most importantly that innocent man I had provoked,its shameful and that's not the person I am,my previous video and caption was not intended on misleading people."
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I'm Lamba/Bemba by tribe, I honestly don't expect someone to understand Lamba therefore I use either English, nyanja Bemba because they are official languages of Zambia, so I expect someone to understand if not all them then one. That's just logic. LOZI really want relevance.
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Some information I have on this Ndola based Lady twerp, very incriminating.. Will post that shit one day and log out. Useless
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Months and months ago, during the Zambia V Ivory Coast game at Levy mwanawasa stadium this Guy asked me to take pictures of him, said its his first time in Ndola and he came all the way from Lusaka to sale those tuma Michopos. His name is John.
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The day I buy a car will be the saddest day somehow because Bus Drama is mad..
Bus stops.
Conductor - "Alo madam uleya?"
Madam - "ileya kwisa"
Conductor - " madam bus iloleshye kwisa."
Driver and I - 😂😂😭😭
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I went ku RTSA this morning to book for Test drives bluh bluh bluh, and while I was in the waiting line I saw my ex with her boyfriend, awkward they sat across the line I was in, fast forward I left and was driving Toyota Ganda and a car pulled up and offered me a ride,
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REPRESENTING THE REPUBLIC OF KOPALA.. swizzy Ni Swizzy ......
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Love to see women uplifting each other 🤩🤩
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Happy Retirement Yalelo ❤
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@MuchinduChishi2
Why were you thinking about marriage at 8? I was playing poly station at 8 😭
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Me this morning: Dad aren't you going to wish me a Happy birthday?
DAD: wait ni lelo kanshi I thought its December or something 😅 Thanks DAD thanks
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Put it in rice..
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Imagine being pretty af but being the Face of HUNGER MANAGEMENT AND STARVATION UNIT. (HMASU)..
If I send you this just know that I slept with hunger the whole night until 15hrs the following day.
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It sucks to know you're surrounded by the most loving and kind people but yet just feel soo alone and there's no one to talk to because in their eyes you're a strong fella. Draining
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She's definitely right..
Also English is the Official language, followed by Bemba and Nyanja being the most widely spoken.. so if your fellow don't understand Lozi use one of the freaking Official languages ffs 🙄 it's not rocket science.
Lozis are selfish human beings, you will walk into a room of lozi speaking people and the won't GAF that you don't know their language. There i said it
Come beat me shaaaaaaaa
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As I was leaving the gym yesterday evening, I met the guy that fired me after 3 hours and his boss, The Boss asked him why I was not part of the brand ambassadors working on Zambia Sugar and Unilever, nigga just went mute.. Let's see how this works out.
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The worst Presidents in Zambia were all from PF.. can't tell me otherwise.
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You post your mother on your status they make her a Sticker. 😒
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Calling people Abusers because they asked for context is mad. Imagine being called a Terrorist for asking why Israel bombed Gaza. 💣 muleikalafye
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Dear Gym bros, what is the best Chest workout? Especially upper chest workout?.
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What would've happened if Zambia gained Independence in 1990?
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If you're going to be a Hater ,at least be creative about it,recycling shade ( say something that's not been said before) and no agenda at all just trying to have a "I'm savage" moment on X, that's pretty sad but anyway it's importantto seek relevance.. lol lady dumb dumb.
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Dear Lord, lift me like you have lifted Sancho in the last 5 months.. from Training alone and with u18 to the biggest stage of them all.. Remove me from toxic places and elevate me to near Heights AMEN 🙏
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Annie Marie was right. Some people act single even when they are in love.
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Wait you're only doing this for "Legal Purposes?" Jesus Christ, you're worse than Hitler..
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The same way some people treated Yo-Maps is exactly how some ladies here are doing to
@DominicMboo_
they needed a Reason to Crucify him and they saw an opportunity and pouched on it. He articulated very well.
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Also that $120 he gave you at crossroad hotel, he sent me and my friend to go and get the bills from his wife at home. Decent money to
Some information I have on this Ndola based Lady twerp, very incriminating.. Will post that shit one day and log out. Useless
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Y celeb's influence is massive on the Copperbelt...whole stadium singing ka Dance ka mulolo 😭👏👏
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Why is the Ministry of Agriculture stealing Brighton's chicken 🐔? Conspiracy theory 🤔
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Ati niggas that ask women for football jerseys are equivalent to girls that post asking for things on their statuses...
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If you are in Ndola and want to workout together, hmu. 💪 Stay fit and healthy
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Reality check : He is not your lesser or sugar daddy, he is your client and you are a Prostitute.
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What do yall do when your favourite Character in a series dies aaini.?
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Bemba,Nyanja,Lozi,Lunda,luvale, kaonde,lala,ushi,Namwanga,Tumbuka. we are all connected somehow.. 🙏love and peace ✌ ❤.. ONE ZAMBIA ONE NATION
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Jesus Christ, aren't you the Guy that said one should invest in a Toyota Vitz over Land ? Why would anyone listen to you ? You're a Dunderhead.
Mining has never been the major contributor to GDP in Zambia. Mopani mines has been closed for close to 4 years now and we never felt the impact except people in kitwe. The economy of Zambia depends on service industry and the mining only provides foreign currency.
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Shows my actual actual complexion lol 😆 😂
23. Which is your " go to" picture when someone says send me a pic of you?
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That is warm up for This .
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Had a good stint at Arsenal, definitely a Chelsea and Barca Legend
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Show me YOUR Header.
Show me YOUR Header, here's Mine. I'll start.
Don't be shy
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🕯️🕯️To go and see a Baddie in a dump truck (Tipper)
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Muchi and miss Forever is the real definition of Aura for Aura
You can’t convince me otherwise, these 2 be in the GC telling each other which direction to move.
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Today on Bus Chronicles :
7 am a lady is passing holding a chicken (seen like she had just bought it), she was in mini dress, bus driver gets his head out.
Bus driver: sister mwabomba bwino aini mwashita nakayendela (chicken) ..
Entire bus: 😂😂😂😂
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Don't get too attached to people because, even your own shadow leaves you when it's Dark.
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