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@Grand_handsomer
Tossup.
Lynda Carter or Erin Gray
If I had to choose, probably Lynda - I'm a blue-eyed brunette superfan.
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@OrwellNGoode
I love hummingbird moths.
They're awesome, but you only see them in the deep desert when it's hot, and I mean HOT.
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@wayotworld
Totally staged, but she's excellent.
There are very few women in the world with actual comedic talent - and she's got it.
The timing, the facial expressions, the delivery...
NICE!
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@InternetH0F
The standards just keep getting more and more ridiculous.
Soon, a guy is gonna have to be 7' tall with a 12" peen just to get a damn date with a land whale.
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@RealEmirHan
My answer will never change, no matter how many times you guys put this question up...
Jennifer Connelly.
The only 11/10 ever to walk the Earth.
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@AltHistCody
So, National Socialism, according to you, is "far right"? 😄🤦♂️
How can an ideology that wants the government to control all business and production AND socialize everything (healthcare, food, housing, etc.) be "far right"?
Makes no sense.
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@columnthirteen
When you're 12, and you grew up watching Star Trek, and you see this in the theater...
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@GarbageHuman23
I have a counterproposal.
Why don't you just withdraw your cultural enrichment forever? Really teach us a lesson. We'd REALLY be screwed, then, right?
We'd be forever wondering what could have been if you hadn't taken your wonderful culture away from us.
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@Oilfield_Rando
Engineer at a big tech company, here.
They SUCK.
You can't get them to actually do any work.
It's like they're trying to scam us into paying them to sit around and do nothing.
It's like pulling teeth trying to get them to fix one simple issue. Takes weeks, sometimes.
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@PrettyCantRap
I've had 3 in the past week - a lot more than usual. Generally have one or two a year.
I think that's an indicator of one of the little vibrating hairs that give you hearing dies a horrible, screaming death. 😄
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@Rothmus
She doesn't even approach mid.
Maybe if she shaved and didn't try to look like Ice Cube.
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@miles_commodore
I have never known whites to be offended by anything until liberal white women came along, and I think they're just offended on others' behalf.
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@MomsPostingLs
Men are really good at assessing risk.
The juice is no longer worth the squeeze.
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@TorterFrorter
@GoodReddit
The "It Follows" monster walks after you at 3 MPH.
It never stops, but it's SLOW.
I'd be out of range of that thing within a couple of hours, and I have a 36 gallon tank. I can drive a LONG way on that.
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@iamyesyouareno
Murdered 3 people in cold blood, will end up getting a couple years in the pokey for manslaughter.
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@lporiginalg
Once I realized this was a simulation, I also realized that I believed in God.
This is absolutely true.
I think scientists that base their whole existence on being atheists are using it as an excuse to somewhat give in to the obvious "Intelligent Design" of the Universe.
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@Variety
I can't wait for you ALL to just fail completely and go away.
"George" Herbert.
Indeed.
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@iamyesyouareno
They're desperate to keep racism alive.
Victims are the real winners nowadays.
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@RockNRoLL_85
I say this almost every day, but...
Dogs, Pigs, and Sheep from Animals are their BEST songs.
The best songs by anyone ever.
They're never, ever played on the radio.
Nobody ever mentions them outside of saying Animals is a great album.
Yeah, I'm an Animals evangelist.
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@ElizabethGChang
@JesseKellyDC
Shouldn't you be doing your husband's laundry or something? Sheesh.
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@Propaganda69829
@ramzpaul
If you can hire an engineer that looks good on paper for $20 an hour, it's great for the bottom line. Bean counters love that.
But then you have to face the consequences of "on paper". A lot of those resumes are totally fake. Big tech companies are figuring this out, finally.
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@WomensCaucusNYC
@JulieMenin
@CarmenForNYC
"Women's caucus".
I could just imagine how y'all voted.
This is the world that you created.
Liberal women are causing this.
Deal with it.
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@Fr33Radicalz
@wayotworld
When a 5'9" dude talks back to her and she feels threatened, it's over for the poor guy.
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@lporiginalg
Yup, this has nothing to do with the way men are treated by women in today's society.
Once again, women have no accountability in this situation.
Or any other, for that matter.
🙄
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@somethingrand77
Pink Floyd wins this hands down.
With Syd, they weren't very good. Let's face it.
With Dave, they became the best band in the history of music.
Iron Maiden is my second pick.
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@TorterFrorter
@GoodReddit
No, that's not how it works.
Watch the movie. Or watch the Film Theory vid on how to defeat it.
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@nftsofiawhite
@historyinmemes
You need to work on your Engrish if you want to be a proper Chinese propagandist.
It no very good!
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@DarkLyra2000
@Aramati6
We loved that one. We embraced it.
We aren't offended by anything except maybe murdering babies and puppies. You can't win this argument.
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@whatgives1313
It's obvious with what Brandon said earlier about the counting taking days and all the propaganda saying the same everywhere.
The fix is in.
Or they're certainly trying to make it look like the fix is in...
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@LibertyCappy
We're all fat and happy.
We have unlimited everything, even the poorest among us are doing very well and get plenty of free shit.
We're entertained 24/7.
Bread and Circuses is really a thing, and it works very well.
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@1PardonMyFrench
@LisaMarieBoothe
Dude most definitely does not look anything like a lady.
Steven Tyler, on the other hand...
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@TruthJustis4USA
@JackPosobiec
You mean like those guys that got decades in prison for walking around in the Capitol building?
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@HollyBriden
@MollyRaePatric3
LOL
Nice find.
Amazing how Dems can just buy votes with OUR MONEY.
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@jtimsuggs
People say all the Disney movies suck - and they're mostly right.
However, Rogue One is the best SW movie of ALL of them, IMO, including the OT.
On top of that, Andor is the best SW ANYTHING.
Disney stuff sucks, but we also got RO and Andor out of them.
🤷♂️
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@WaltzingMtilda
Kids and dogs started getting it and questions were being asked.
They don't like questions.
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@AnonDogAcct
@ramzpaul
Interesting!
Never even thought along these lines.
Last girl that dragged me to bed told me she had herpes (thank God she told me) before we actually slept together.
Got it from her divorce lawyer who sleeps with all of his clients and gives them all herpes.
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@TheCensoredRock
Another "accommodating stuntman" moment.
He didn't DO ANYTHING other than let her do whatever she wanted.
Probably pretended to pass out, too.
🤦♂️
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@_VishwajitPatil
@PicturesFoIder
Nitrogen "poisoning" is probably the easiest way to go there is.
You just go to sleep and never wake up.
Nitrogen makes up something like 80% of what you're breathing right now, so your body doesn't even notice if you're breathing 100% nitrogen - then poof - you're done.
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@therealmissjo
@stillgray
"Emotional security" with random tall dudes on Tinder.
"Emotional security" with Chad and Tyrone, who just got out of prison.
"Emotional security" with the rockstar that inited her backstage.
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@Hamsterpilled_
Women defending this crap - why are you like this? I mean, I understand that you can't do the accountability thing, but Jesus...
🙄
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@Rothmus
"Literally like"
"Like literally"
"Literally [anything]"
Ok, just get rid of "literally" and I'd be very, VERY happy.
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@ATRightMovies
Rebecca Ferguson.
I just found out she was Swedish. I really, REALLY thought she was Irish. I could swear I heard her speaking with an Irish accent at some point...
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@mlbnflnbaepl
@closecalls7
They move at about walking speed. It just looked blindingly fast on video.
Still, size for size, faster than any human or cheetah.
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@latinxbidong
@ramzpaul
You HAVE to do it like that. Everything they don't like is "racist". It's nice that the word has lost all meaning.
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@OrwellNGoode
Heat.
Humidity.
Bugs.
Yardwork.
God's blowdryer hitting me full force when I'm riding my motorcycle.
Allergies.
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@twotinymice
A man has let you into our club.
Do not waste this opportunity.
Do not take it lightly.
Most of all, do not abuse it.
We gatekeep for a reason.
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@HellRaz0r1776
I don't see how this is illegal.
I'm sure they could make something up AND make it stick, though, given the corrupt court system.
Just watch - this guy will end up doing hard time for terrorism or insurrection or some shit.
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