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I mean even if the babe is jobless (which isn’t even a crime because she’s a girl), you as a guy, why are you also not having anywhere to go to for 4 days.
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@Ikhuoria__
Make una dey keep all these una family problems to unaself sometimes. For every 1 of your uncle's type of wive, there's a million virtuous women out there. Whose fault is it that he didn't carry eyes to market.
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@Hayomide_1
Folic acid. Please take it once every day for the next 9 months. Congratulations iya beji 🎉
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@ronaldnzimora
You think they don’t know? There’s hardly a way you’ll be married to a fraudster and you won’t know.
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@monsieur_avril
@joeydozie
I hope he sees this and actually takes it up, false rape accusation is devilish.
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@Emmy82504554
@CaptainArinze
Dey put am for pocket. You fit waka reach where them dey share something.
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@prospectmelv
Uber is bare minimum, your mates are sending their drivers, bringing dressing and arranging for welcome flowers. You better buy a truck of laterite and mould your own woman.
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@lionofjada
I’m kuku currently doing same
@EAPA4Hire
it’s always a problem drawing contract and advocating for the prospective employees right. I think a lot of people believe household workers are slaves and shouldn’t have any right.
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We can’t say we want progress and not be willing to bend a little. I remember when fashola started cleaning up Oshodi and demolishing areas. Everybody was complaining, now BRT buses are sweet to us. If Okada must go for Lagos to be semi-sane, let it go
#OkadaBan
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The devil starts to rob you first by filling ur heart wt fear, then u get worried cos U cannot see the finished work from ur present state.
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@bigstunnnnna
That’s their level of exposure, if you feel it’s beneath you you can sow into their life by expanding their mind beyond liquid soap or appreciating their input, taking their advice but applying it at your level. A jar of morning fresh is 950 naira
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@AfricWomenPower
lol, I run a lifestyle management agency
@EAPA4Hire
and we recruit and place household staff. If I start to say all the things I’ve seen or heard, your mouth will not close for days.
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There r more rich men in Lagos than poor men. One particular estate in Lagos is filled wt Igbo single guys in their 30s/40s. Two luxury cars, mopol on special occasion, live in girlfriends, & house keeper.
The problem is that Twitter people thinks the world revolves around them.
Can't believe someone broke Twitter by saying her boyfriend put a chef and driver at her disposal. I mean, this is Lagos. Isn't that fairly normal?
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A girl can be jobless. So many women are born and raised to be home makers, traditional wives. I’ve forgotten that things fly over you dumdees head a lot cos you stay triggered.
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@adeoriwrites
It’s fiction naa. Person handle na xxxxwrites. Na why them dey always gbe una pamo be this. Small sob story una don dey touched
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Some people's problem is that fraudsters shouldn't put themselves in public eye.
How about not doing fraud at all?
#InvictusObi
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@Belbeyond
Lol, he was using juju on one abroad based girl like that and using her as picker.
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@AffiSupaStar
Everything isn't about Trump and seriously in this context, Bubu deserves to be kicked off the app permanently.
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@GummiPie
This should be on a billboard with a full course for unlearning.
Dear woman, your life is meaningful even if you don’t dedicate it to service.
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I think cuppy fixed her ‘mental health’ and I absolutely love it for her
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Fertility test is currently cheap. Let them start from somewhere.
Once DNA tests become cheaper in Nigeria, millions of wives will be on the streets.
3 in 10 men are raising other men's children.
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@debornair99
A lot of people marry for the wrong reasons and choose a partner using the wrong metrics. a lot of people are selfish; they can’t put in work to make things work. a lot of people are childish; in love with the butterflies only.
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@LordEmee1
Stress kills! I hope people start choosing to prioritize their health and well-being more than money or being providers.
May she Rest In Peace and may the family she has left find comfort
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@SamuelOtigba
I doubt that Nigerians are involved in this organ trafficking business, especially someone like that akpan guy.
There's certain sophistication that's needed to harvest and preserve the organ.
But in case of rituals, any kind of cutting & transportation will do
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@cchukudebelu
onyekuzi with the Badomether. please fraud is fraud and especially worse it is done by someone who was hiding under the front of a young struggling self made entrepreneur.
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@LRNROSE
They start treating the boys like their husbands, with more respect that they’ve earned or even deserve. It’s nasty
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@akinalabi
There are different types of herpes. This one is common and not deadly in anyway. The tweet is mostly fear mongering without adequate explanation.
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@folasanwo
@afalli
Quality rest encourages productivity; improved focus and mental clarity. May eye-service not kill Nigerians
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@Morris_Monye
One reason why I hate estates. One place banned their residents from digging their own borehole. Where’s the agency naa, you might as well just be a tenant.
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In my head this proposed social media bill is enough for Nigerians to have blocked 3MB and some other major locations across the country.
But then I remembered that few days ago story broke of a woman that was burnt alive over elections and nothing 'really' happened.
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Same point I’m standing on, you don’t need to have formal education to be able to rule and rule well. If Portable has a better vision and plan for the country he can perform better than Obi. Btw, what did obi really do in anambra?
Governance is complicated. As of today, Portable and Peter Obi are not possessed of the same education and know-how to run a country. Can’t even believe I just had to say this. This is not about status in life. Everybody has their strong suits. Why is this so hard to understand?
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@SurvMykeall
@oku_yungx
Exactly. If them like make them insult you, there’s a solid element of truth in this and only Gof knows if it’s true in this old man’s case.
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@senisulyman
@asemota
Where would they put it? A lot of people are already burdened by their baggage (emotional or physical). buses are packed tight and there’s hardly space to sit, offices are not as comfortable or clutter friendly as you think (most people don’t even have an office.
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@iamDo2dtun
@iamdbanj
Rest!!! Your wife use her mouth talk say you no good. You forced her to have an abortion and refused upkeep for your children. Agbaya dey post popcorn emoji. Who you epp here
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@Updateboyx
I'm sorry but this girl is not 10 years sha. Maybe them no know when them born am
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@aushamaki
There’s no easy access to buying bags of nuts, bolts, screws and pins so they obtain whatever they can here and there to make their own stash. It’s intentional but they do it so carelessly.
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The feminism to lesbianism funnel is so real.
I really can’t believe Ozzyetomi divorced that man.
That man let her keep her last name, was “strong in his masculinity” (well so she said), was a feminists wet dream, cooked, cleaned, with Ozzy repeatedly telling stories that made him look like a wimp. Only to divorce him?
Damn.
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"Young people need to understand that it's a marathon, you need to be relentless to unseat an already entrenched system."
#BbcGlobalQuestions
#ObyEzekwelisi
#NotToYoungToRun
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@aniquecrystal
Adding glamour and beauty especially when dealing with oneself is very essential
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@thewhitney
He is a criminal forget. He collected my money for a photo shoot (when he used to pretend on Twitter to be a photographer) he didn’t take any single picture, maybe there wasn’t any battery in the camera sef. Till date only the bts pics I was wise enough to take I had.
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And if you’re a girl/woman. Nobody is saying don’t work. Work o ( me too I work sometimes) but you can very well get away with not having to work at all.
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So many Nigerian boys have no idea of what it takes to be men & it’s totally understandable because they are growing in the age where men can easily turn into ‘trans gendering’ and other of its kind to avoid responsibility.
A man must work but a woman can get away without workin
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Come under this tweet and see poor men fighting themselves instead of focusing on increasing their income.
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@SolBrah
They raise very emotionally regulated kids. They do not shout at or beat their children
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@p8stie
Coke or crack is one hell of a great product. It’s hard to come up with something that sells itself such
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@PenTitan
When fathers are abandoning their wives, leaving them to raise their boy children alone, what to you expect? When fathers think the only thing worth contributing in their childrens life is money, what do you expect? The family and community keeps failing if not…
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@SirLeoBDasilva
@Laurasboxx
It does! The white or Chinese people that have discovered it will use it for themselves, sell to the elites before it gets to the rest.
That's why we need to be self sufficient and improve all aspects of ourselves. Even if its our local herbal medicine.
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If she listens to you, nobody will tell her. Turnover is where the money is. If 20 people buy that banana bread 2 times a week at 4500 and her profit is 1500… it is better than pricing at 8k and profit of 1000 naira with only about 5 sales per week.
I say this with love- If as a Nigerian you don’t know how to price your time into your products, inflation and exchange rates will keep you in penury.
How many 4,500 bread sold per day will pay your rent?
Spend extra 200Naira on pretty packaging and up your price to 8,000 pls
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@Olumuyiwa__
"their vagina" you said it yourself, now check again who really is exhibiting this trait of unparalleled idiocy?
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It's not easy for someone to come out of nowhere (without corrupt money and previous political background) and desire to be president of a country like Nigeria. It's either pure passion or madness
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@Olumuyiwa__
The ban isn’t total and speaking as someone who uses Okada a lot; they don’t do as much good as people assume they do. I really hope they let them go permanently. Lagosians also need to get some steps in
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If there'll be salvation from Nigeria, it will not come from Lagos.
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@tinugrills
My dear I’m a plastic surgery consultant.
If you’ve decided to get cosmetic surgery, liposuction, bbl, breast augmentation. Come to me, let me walk you through picking the best surgeon for your procedure
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@TheCosmeticLane
The belly button and the fibrosis says Lipo all right. Celebrities can afford quality aftercare, I wonder they never bother
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@Buff_Desastre
@afalli
We are way out of time
But still infatuated
Hearts out of line
Yet our souls still pine
For each other
Under the tree was where we last breathed
Hands in hands that day Ill fated
Together in life
Together in death
That's the way true love ends
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@Postsubman
Uprooting and replanting is hard work, but you're not a tree. Stop behaving mumuishly. Use your salary, stay in a cheap motel for a few weeks while you look for an apartment, even if it's 1room.
The next thing she'll do is poison you, you better run.
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@MrOdanz
I sha knew those ones were fraud, from the excel spreadsheet... At least if you wanted to prove you gave out funds transfer receipt or bank statements would make more sense than excel spreadsheet, but...
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@SirDavidBent
Is tonto dike not a human being, even trump had a reality show before he became a president. Tonto can be a deputy governor. 61 years we’ve gotten it wrong doing what’s normal, let’s try something else
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@Papi_waga
Yahoo, cocaine pushing and even rituals. Anything men can do, soji ladies are doing even more.
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@Letter_to_Jack
It was 2018, he was a child then, now he's mature and he knows better. This is the cancel culture our president has asked us to stop.
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@corrouchies
Exactly! Cos women do all that work, healing our traumas, being intentional about love and life and yet still have to deal with a man who is still in the dark ages. We deserve better
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@yoruba_dev
Check this out
Your well-being is my priority.
A healthy balance is possible when you sum up all the little nice things.
Feeling burnt out? Take a clue from this infographic and find out how wholesome rest has been missing from your routine.
#HolisticHealth
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#MassageInLagos
#MassageTherapy
#Relaxation
#Stress
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@Ethereal_ilo
@lolashoneyin
oloshi abi oloshi because of greed you people sold the country to people that bought it for free.
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@TosinOlugbenga
He wasn’t born with the 1.5 million naira job here in Nigeria. He is starting somewhere in the uk. This just feel like you see people that are struggling and you assume you’re smarter than they are.
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Won some November money courtesy of the good Dr here. Thanks sir for the quiz, thanks to all my people that voted.
Thanks to God almighty for helping me win cos sapa almost stole my g string this month 😭
The quiz has ended an interesting duel. Lets stick with answers provided within 30mins. I also have many salient answers from people who wont need d money.
Except they opt out, we'd have to pick a winner by vote between
@kunleeko
@ilyasomeiza
@Chukulee_
@iam_Fuja
Over to y'all!
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@Olumuyiwa__
If he becomes a husband / father in future, he needs to be responsible; pay rent for family & fees for kids. Where is he going to get that muscles if he hasn't built it. That's why children of very wealthy parents depend of their folks up till old age.
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@A_Jaden_
I see some people here wondering what the conversation about money should be. IMO it's vetting to see if you have the same values about money, not really figures. Do they prioritize saving, any long term financial goals, what their views on investing is, bag or college for kids?
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@DrOlusesan
They said you are a kidnapper and I've seen the tweets where you mocked protesters, why are you now suddenly offering help?
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It’s the fact that this guy could have been bluffing, but that babe no get any substance to call him out weak me. 😭😭😭
Okay nnewi bezos, we've heard you
If you can show me that you have 5 million naira sitting dock or you have an investment worth 5 million, I'll send you 1 million naira to your account by the end of today, if you transfer the money recently, we'd check your account statement
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Entrepreneurs always worry about not having enough money, when they do very little of the very thing that solves the problem of not having money -
which is making sales.
How do you make sales?
By talking about your products/services to as many people
as possible!
@ronaldnzimora
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@yahiluo
@OritsesanT
@Jollz
E easy to talk o, it’s so natural to your kind that you wouldn’t even know you’re doing it
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@TheCharlesIsidi
Holandais wrapper!!! Those are the ones with good second hand value. Very expensive too. Chai!!! God bless her soul.
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@g_diets_
Cravings are a way of telling you what nutrient/vitamin and mineral your body is currently lacking
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Please this is a total lie! She’s a sweet person. I’ve met her a number of times, when she was a vixen and recently. You people lie a lot on this app
All of you stanning Venita are making me laugh cos on a normal day if she see you outside she go look you like say you dey smell like shit.
She go first use eyes rate you.
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@EmotionsDoctor
@aproko_doctor
@Omojuwa
Suppress it, ignore it and it finally goes away.
It's better than forming unhealthy connections that would eventually rot you from within.
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