Chris D. Odero
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@johnnjenga
Mahatma Gandhi? Same Gandhi who described black Africans as “savage,” “raw” and living a life of “indolence and nakedness,” and he campaigned relentlessly to prove to the British rulers that the Indian community in South Africa was superior to native black Africans...
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@tonibraxton
People read words with the circumstances, attitude and feelings of the reader and not the writer.
Two words: start saving.
To a prudent calm mind: good financial advice rt
To disturbed the world owes me: why is
@tonibraxton
not doing for free?
To a humorous Toni Fan: why not?
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@DMweteeli
The unseen hand of parents is often behind loss and malfunctioning of noisy and water toys. The parent is guilty unless proven innocent.
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If there ever was a time when the diesel in the boat must never run out....
Hippo Point Kisumu
#DalaExpress
#tembeakenya
#magicalkenya
Atwoli Alai Carrefour
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Away from matters Chebukati, IEBC, William, Sudi, Caroline Mutoko, Expressway and Rest in Peace,
Research indicates that 70% of morning traffic and lateness to work is caused by:
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That some of us have smooth buttocks and functional scrotum is in itself a miracle. That is all I have to say.
This game is not for everyone 😂😂😂landing gear needed🤣🤣😅🤣🤣🤣
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Only vagrant ignorant boys with no fathers, uncles and grandfathers would laugh at an old man's involuntary passing of urine. Any man with a prostate and a bladder is at risk of urinary incontinence as they age.
H.E. Salva Kiir requires medical attention and not ridicule.
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@arnoldbush
Even the fish looks stressed. It can't believe the level of disrespect. Chapati?
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@MillicentOmanga
@Lupita_Nyongo
Had Lupita been appointed in less than 5 minutes the following words would have been used:-
Dynasties
Hustlers
BBI
Raila
Anyang'
True or False?
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@TeyaKevin
True. She just didn't like him. Is it even a Kenyan home if there is no (Nakumatt or Lyon's Maid) ice-cream, butter, yoghurt, biscuit or sweets container keeping githeri or nyama in the fridge. Kenyans are very environmental conscious with plastic containers: Re-use, Recycle etc
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@Osama_otero
@mebs018
There is a saying in my hamlet, that if a man disagrees with his wife in the middle of the night,were she to storm out and spend the night, she is not to seek refuge in the husband's best friend's hut, no matter how near. For by morning, the two men shall no longer be friends.
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@kiptugulit01
@hudumaManda
Exactly. The road conforms to and sometimes forms population settlement patterns. A road, just like a railway, is more than tarmac , steel and concrete on murram. It is a social, military and political tool.
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Everybody: let sleeping dogs lie.
This dude: but this is not a dog!
Everybody: ok, go ahead then..
Amber Ray
#Syokimau
Meru James Orengo Nairobi
#MainaAndKingangi
#BBIAppeal
#MadreeNiUmbwakni
#JacobZuma
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I can't be the only one who thinks that that cooking stick movement in marriage ceremonies is symbolic and related to the actual consummation of the marriage.
#amerix
Manchester United
Gideon Moi
#JSCinterviews
George Derek
William Ouko
In Burkina Faso, brides showcase their cooking skills to the groom's family during their wedding period.
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@AlinurMohamed_
I disagree. Somalis in Kenya should be treated equally as any other Kenyan community. Equality. Not specially. Not more favourably. Neither discrimated. They are part of the diverse Kenyan Nation. They did not introduce diversity.
Equality. Nothing more. Nothing less.
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As President Uhuru Kenyatta and PM Raila Odinga listen to CS Owalo reading President William Ruto's message at Magoha's Funeral, we must recognize that Magoha must have lived a well moderated lifestyle. No woman has come forth with a child fighting to be included in the Program
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If this cat was in Karen, Nairobi they'd say what a smart cat.
If this cat was in Kengeleni, Mombasa, what would they say?
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@johnnjenga
That everyone has a past sounds a passive-aggressive attempt to criminalise inquisitive study of history and is not carte blanche to whitewash (pun!), sanitize history and canonize Gandhi. Instead point us to works, speeches, actions and books that show he stopped being racist
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Away from matters Linda Ogutu, Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you Fel from BarOng'er Kachuodho District Education Board Sekondaari Sikuul with a presentation titled: The Earth is Hard, The Impossible Kweschon. Welcome
@_fels1
do you remember the time? This thing started early.
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@LilKoima
Where most eulogies are a pedantic linear transcript of the life of the departed, Jano's, in her own words, is a moving tale of love, resilience, entrepreneurship and awareness of Aplastic Anaemia.
May she rest in peace and may her Family, Friends and Relatives be comforted. 😭
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@DoreenNasaasira
I know that this is a moot hypothetical question for discussion purposes but the original sin appears to be employment of a minor contrary to Employment Act, keeping a minor from education c to Education Act, abuse of a minor c to Children's Act and then Sexual Offenses ag Minor
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@Lupita_Nyongo
@TheAcademy
@Prada
@DeBeers
@NickBarose
@vernonfrancois
@deborahlippmann
@RSCapellan
The Lupita Look. A new meme for staying close to the action. In Kenya, also called, wololo yaye moment.
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In the matter of Aoko versus Osiany, there is a proverb in my hamlet: He who whispers a greeting to the Market Madwoman at night, should not be suprised if she loudly updates the entire market at noon on market day.
To which our Lord added that whatever is done in darkness...
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That which is loved, must be protected.
That which protects, must be loved.
Balance of Life.
#Wimbledon
#4chan
#daterush
#Ukraine
#RussiaUkraineWar
#KEMSA
#Rooney
#Tottenham
#Joho
#Luos
#ChuckNorris
#KenyattaUniversity
#SriLanka
#Namibia
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@denis_aunga
Before I learnt that WANAMGAMBO were militia, I wondered why people of KAMAGAMBO in South Nyanza were disturbing people everywhere
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Seen on a Nairobi street. Does Kenya have a policy on Hitler, Israel, anti-Semitism and the support of the Allied Forces in the World Wars?
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@KenyaRailways_
CellPhones killing social skills. In the pre-cell phone days, the man in red trousers would have had such details of the lady in blue blazer as church, schools and college attended, work, p.o. box, landline, estate, fav movies/colour/food by the time the train reached Nanyuki....
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I have seen the debate on whether
@C_NyaKundiH
was right or wrong to break the news of the helicopter crash. While many may have divergent opinions on this it is clear that we are not in 1944 and the information age, internet and social media is upon us. We either change or die
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Around Independence, it was common to name children after African Presidents:
Kaunda. Kwame. Lumumba. Obote. Nyerere. Kenyatta
This is no more.
Is it that African Leaders no longer measure up as role models?
#BetterTogether
#ugandanlivesmatter
#FreeBobwine
#FridayThoughts
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Just minding my business with a cold one after work when Oguttu jaNyatiti decides that the next piece is dedicated to yours truly. Promotion of our culture and heritage is our business. Violin yes but time too for the African lyre. Nyatiti. Ni hayo tu
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@CaxstonePKigata
The Late Hon Michuki's wife once apologized for the hole in his socks. Weta's wife owes the Nation a similar apologies. How can a Senator, Former Foreign Minister and UDA Co-Principal leave the house dressed as a sugarcane cutter going to buy airtime at the village market centre?
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@Alskoin
I think there is a version where she sang Nairobi, Mombasa, Naikuru....I heard that the Late H.E. Daniel T. Arap Moi had invited them for Tenth Nyayo Celebrations, 1988 or sumn and that was a commemorative edition....either that or we have been hearing our own things all along
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@TheNjoroge
When Polycarp Igathe's uncle says 'Let me see what I can do'....the uncle really sees. Eyes wide open.
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Nobody:
Any Kalenjin Brother/Sister: chamge Chris
Me:
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@mmnjug
Unedited savagery from
@johnnjenga
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But he answered her question very correctly. Be careful how and what you ask and pray for.
There is a fellow who asked for a big vehicle and many girls. Prayer answered alright. He is now a school bus driver in a girls' school.
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@ElsaAngel19
@Fred70464441
My friends and I from Kenya going to East Africa to get a year's supply of Arimis...
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@SamNato
The little lunch eaten as you make lunch is called 'for holding yourself together as you wait'. .....ya kujishikilia ukisubiri
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If you stop having valuables, thieves will stop robbing you.
MK Theorem.
If you stop attending political rallies, politicians will stop coming ~ CS Mutahi Kagwe.
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@charlenebouza
Just because one is seeking a job it does not mean there is nothing else happening in their lives: could be at bedside of a dying parent, attending to a birth of his/her child, dentist drilling one's teeth etc. Perhaps this is a good sign of bad/toxic employer?
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Asset Assessment?
Wishing Guardian Angel, 31 and Esther Musila 51, all the joys, happiness and love that a good marriage should bring.
Age ain't nothing but a number...
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The Grandson of the the great Chief Musa Nyandusi ( the first Kisii to own a vehicle) and son of the PC, Head of Civil Service & Secretary to the Cabinet, Simeon Nyachae ......has become a Hustler?
Dynasty-Hustler Narrative is still on?
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Listening to Mama Iddah Odinga's and Raph Tuju's eulogy at Prof George Magoha's Funeral reminds me all Luos are almost cousins. There is always a grandfather or grandmother who is related to that other great grand cousin.
The gene pool requires we now marry outside. Do you agree?
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Away from matters Gallagher, Alai, Spiderman, Amina Mohammed, Firyal and Omunyala,
#WorldAthleticsChampionships
Kenya and Ethiopia Athletic rivalry means that a winning performance requires a pat in the back:
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@Oh_Oh_Shiro
Could we kindly ask your Mum to allow the recording from 0:25 onwards to be played at campaign rallies. When campaign guys go sijui stadiums, bullet train ninini....your Mum be like aaaaa anadaganyaaaaa
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@AnneMbugua16
Eeiish. pole sana.
Yaani with all those optical shops he didn't see a future worth living for?
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Other than Vera Sidika's pregnancy and Mark Otieno's Olympics tickets all else trending in Kenya is either sad or scandalous or controversial...from Bridget Achieng' to DJ Evolve, Babu Owino, Mukhisa Kituyi, Mwenda Mbijiwe, Kisumu, IG....Kenyans which way?
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@DCI_Kenya
What is the nexus between Abdullahi Abdi Mohamed, Wafula Chebukati, Marjan Hussein, M/S Smartmatic International B.V., IEBC, the 3 Venezuelans, Tharaka Nithi, Kenya Kwanza, Azimio? (Jointly or severally)
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The numbing pain when you talk to and touch the face of your unconscious Mum in hospital. All her reply is a flicker of eyebrows.
You set all pride and ego aside and go out with a begging bowl. To do, with help, for Mama the best you can
Please help me care for my sick Mum.
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@HMalumu
There is a lot I like in this picture and the message. The sincerity and the genuineness.
Merry Christmas Henry and Family. God bless you all.
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@Makiadi_
@MuliFrank
I hope you did not say the next words in the song "kobina ngai na respect '
Because it says 'dance with me respectfully as I am a married woman"
Are you married?
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@EstherKazungu
Now there are only 98 vacancies for intercessors left.
I hope you and i get posted to the same county so that we push.
Push: pray until something happens.
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There was a teacher of English in my hamlet who pronounced CERTAIN as SATAN with mouth wide open. When I asked him if he meant the Devil or Sah-tn, he loudly retorted that had he meant the Devil he would certainly have said Saitan. That's when I knew we were in trouble.
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@StandardKenya
The account is his, the money is not. This is like slaughtering and eating your neighbour's goat or chicken that strayed into & within your compound and your best defence is that the compound in which the goat/chicken was slaughtered (without consent of your neighbour) is yours😂
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@c_omondi4
@scherargei
@WilliamsRuto
@GeneralNeva
You have brought a bazooka to a knife fight. Ati short man syndrome?
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@Muluvi
I heard it was a 'vitz' sized motor vehicle and it became 'airborne' on a straight stretch of the Expressway broke through the 'mahindi choma mesh' fence and onto the Mombasa-bound 'free' road. Hope everyone came out of the ordeal safely. The speed that thrills....
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@phannybelle
Let the dead remain dead. Until Christ returns to resurrect the dead and judge the living and the dead.
For now, Rest in peace.
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In Ghana, people are oft buried in coffins shaped after professions or most liked activity of the deceased person. A fisherman in fish shaped coffin, pilot in an aeroplane shaped coffin. I am struggling about the fellow in this vid.
#Bettykyalo
#Edgar_Obare
#Ronaldo
crate okari
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@bonifacemwangi
Landlord not superwealthy idler hating tenants. Some are retirees/widows investing in th extensions, plot10, flats, apartments, tin-walled hovels and have no other source of livelihood. No rent, no food. What should be pushed for is a Safety Net Fund as by
@DavidNdii
.
#Covid_19
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@CSakwah
A Tale well told...
A yarn well spinned...
Suspense well threaded...
Language well suctioned..
Alcohol with names of people from the Bible. (Beware of alcohol with two names). ...and the part about Sakwa being broke but good elsewhere..
I would to read one of the finished books
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@MinchaBrian
That was a very pharmaceutical meet up. She drugged a pharmacist.
Every man has his taste though. Alcohol does not help much though.
As
@Arara_goa
would tell you, darkness and alcohol really helps the ladies not so gifted in beauty.
How many beers did you drink?
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@WilsonKOT
Police Abstract.
Then head into CBD to buy another used laptop stolen from someone else.
And the cycle continues...
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@johnnjenga
@MikeSonko
Mike uliza swali lingine....hili naona John ametuchezea game chafu..
Hii imeenda
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@CharlesLMadowo
You are in good company. I heard of a Siaya bred Gent who on his date's requesting for a serviette, assumed such a French sounding word was dessert. So he told the waiter bring two of serviettes cold. Much after the serviettes were brought, he was like are you still cooking them?
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@iWateba
Kenyans jenga for retirement or future lower income . So future maintenance/replacement cost a factor. In new design, window requires ballistic grade 27 mm glass with solar control film incl fittings costing approx 40K psqm; the archaic Onyango-welded window costs 2k psqm
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@Nyadish
@DCI_Kenya
Nyadida they did not include single men of Kondele, Obunga and Nyalenda.
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@Bae__Sabrina
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
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@_fels1
😂...
@MigunaMiguna
said he never reached Maranda. That he was expelled, I think, at Komulo Intermediate for stoning a teacher...
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@NelsonHavi
😂😂😂😂😂😂...a man touching Simba with bare hands will soon be sorrowful.
A summary of Simba - Osoro bout in presence of Deputy President William Ruto and Former Prime Minister Raila Odinga.
What is the latest on Mike Sonko?
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@ahmednasirlaw
@Safaricom_Care
To put the 1997 KES 5,000/- airtime in perspective, the minimum monthly wage for Government workers was about KES7,500/-. Having a cellphone then was for the créme-del a creme. If you said then that street hawkers would have phone or sell airtime, no one would have believed.
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@BravinYuri
Tewa ilitoka wapi? Bado ni Natalie Wanjiru? kuna gang that will now go for & against with new vigour. Esp now that Edgar Obare is Onyango
Have you ever sent Mpesa to a dude/dudette you thought you knew like Petty Skash and Mpesa insist Petronila Shitakhalanga will receive 528
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@RobertAlai
You implement immediately so as to reap the benefit of the action....if you had given 3 days, there would have been traffic to Kisumu, Kisii, Kitale, Kapsabet, Kigumo, Kitui etc with increased rural
#coronaviruske
infections over
#EasterHolidays
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@NjeriBt
It might come as a fitting but apt surprise to you that Oguda is Dholuo for 'touch caressingly or lovingly' so the Dholuo translation of your tweet would be :
"Oguda ogudo aguda chuny Njeri manoma".
Touched your heart ( or whatever part of anatomy you most prefer)
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@_fels1
Mine would be the Book of Jonah. I would like to see the scene where he explains to Mrs Jonah, on return, why he was uncontactable during the trip to Nineveh.
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@kipmurkomen
In
@RobertAlai
vs
@kipmurkomen
could we have ENTIRE UNSORTED Excel spreadsheet of awardees with amounts (Alai List) and not list of both (un)successful applicants (Murkomen List). The two don't seem to give the same lists (see diff cell numbers, alphabetical sorting & amounts)
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@News_In__Brief
@the_law_himself
@iTv001
@B_HeCK_NGOs
@Views09
@dEo_nN
@yencomgh
@fyne_fii
@fixondennis
@estonia_borga
This benefits the water point owner by protecting his/her revenue from the water attendant. The women and children who have to carry loads of water to the homestead are as they were. Possible to piping treated clean water to the homesteads?
Africa 50-60 yrs after 'Independence'
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@susankihika
The craziness of Twitter!
A whole County Governor and now known Unknown Chief engaging in school-yard level 'Yo-Mama' type of insults!
Polygamy should not trigger anyone. A short 80 years ago, no self-respecting African had one wife.
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@waluwande
@hudumaManda
The road links population centres to the road network. The traffic catchment (people) who live on/visit the longer lower loop need to be accessed by the road. The geometric design of a road is not a simple seeking, as much as possible, the connecting of A to B as the bird flies.
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@MigunaMiguna
@RailaOdinga
So
@johnnjenga
here is, in the words of Miguna, Raila Odinga arriving for one of the two African music festivals? Rhumba was it? Or kwasa kwasa?
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When you go for a function and you don't want to lose your person in the crowds ...
Sunday Twitter Prof wheelbarrow Ruto
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@DCI_Kenya
I am not going to lie...
DCI had me in the first half....
Alas, kumbe ni pishori legit!
Nice one!!
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@LauraKaindi
@jaykaukauna
Couples sleeping on the same bed in the same room is a fairly new (1900s) concept both in Europe and Africa. The African husband has his hut (duol in my hamlet) and each wife with her own hut. Egerton Castle has separate bedrooms for wifey and hubby. Go ahead, do it!
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@NelsonHavi
If Luos are protecting Ohuru by NOT demonstrating, they have not prevented the other 40+ tribes including The Luhyas from holding Ohuru to account and or participation in Maandamano. Or is holding the Govt to account and demonstration the exclusive province of the Luo?
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@johnnjenga
Can I 'beat' the picture with my phone while in traffic? I could use the money...
Here are samples...I rono if dpi qualifies
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@_iamsandraa_
Iiiiiiiiinfaaaaaaact... The 'a' gets longer if from Lakeside and when alcohol consumed exceeds 8-10 litres.
Infact, Infaaaact is used in both Luo and English conversations interchangeably
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@_fels1
Patrick David Shaw.....some know him as Administrator under Geoffrey Griffin (Starehe BC), some as Kenya Police Reservist and others as Manager at Mitchell Park Showground (now Jamhuri Showground)....a man of many parts
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STORM A BUILDING. In Kenyan politico-lingo, how much energy, force at what speed and how much control of a bldg qualifies one to have stormed a bldg? The DPL stormed his own party building? Can you storm your house unless control was lost.
Luos. Susan Kihika Tuju Ndii Kipchoge
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What do you call this device in your language?
In Luo, Eastern Africa: feyaa or fentileh
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