Chris 🐾
@Chris_CPH
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London gay. Short, dog lover, fast walker, cyclist, can’t whistle. Emergency planning & disaster management expert. NHS, ambo. Renovating a narrowboat
London, England
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13yo me: *must act straight*
Also 13yo me on the right:
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Some are born a peacock, some have to work a little harder to achieve their peacockness. I love this 🦜
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My local laundrette opened specifically so I could get my washing done - it’s my only day off in two weeks. There are some lovely people out there .
Merry Christmas
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Hey. Just your friendly medic, here to remind you that nothing ‘accidentally’ slips in to your butt.
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Questions:
1) Does Donald realise that’s not Melania?
2) Do the American media realise that’s not Melania?
3) Is Melania dead?
#FakeMelania
President Trump, First Lady Melania Trump land in West Palm Beach, Florida.
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@collin_loper
My dad did the same kind of stuff with me, which got worse when he found out I was gay in my late teens. We don’t speak now, haven’t for over 25 years. Think about that, maybe 🤷🏻♂️
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If you’ve commented on this, sorry I’m not currently responding, for my sanity & phone battery I had to muted it. Just one final note from me:
~ Be true to yourself, be who you want to be, fly high and soar, and remember you’re beautiful ~
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I just stuffed and cooked a little bird on my little boat, on my little wood burner. Who needs an oven!
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@Nigel_Farage
Umm, Nigel didn’t you say you'd "pick up a rifle" if brexit wasn't delivered, even after knowing that an MP was shot in the last campaign!?
#SplashTheFash
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We have thunderstorms tonight. That means I need a cuddle buddy pls
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Hi. My name is Christopher. Chris for short. Christ for medium.
Aka camp Chris 🏕️
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I’m 44. This is what I’ve learnt:
Listen as your day unfolds. Challenge what the future holds. Try and keep your head up to the sky. Lovers, they may cause you tears. Go ahead, release your fears. Stand up and be counted
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@ChrisETeigen
@CirqueduDurve
I bloody love her. Every time she gives him the eyes then starts laughing at him I can’t control myself
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Things I’ve gone without this holy weekend:
- eating an Easter egg
- having my arse eaten
I’m about to rectify one of these 🐰
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Here to save lives? Or just flirt with the hot boys? You decide
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Sunday morning routine: watching joggers on the towpath. Perfect eyeline 👀 🏃♂️
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So quick question Twitter... would any of you mind if I introduced you to 3 month old Teddy, potentially my first regular doggy daycare client?
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A hairy chested man with a beard and big arms could save me right now
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@ParrotOfTheDay
@CandiceMajewski
Thanks for the explanation. I was going with a metaphor for life, individuality, love and happiness
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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Just like this little Lovebird, we can all be whomever we want to be. Our challenge is to accept people for who they are. We should all be able to love who we want, live how we want, with pride, and without fear x
#LoveIsLove
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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Still relevant
- mum, dad, i’m gay.
- sweetheart, we couldn’t give two shits. just promise us you’ll never be a tory...
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45 in October
How old will you be soon?
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Just gonna say it. Boys, *sometimes* it’s more attractive to keep your pants on. Some of us like a little mystery, plus pants are hot
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I’m tired of being poor and single. I want to be rich and single
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“You’ve been a bit quiet this year!”
I’ve been a bit busy babe
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I’m 42, have a mortgage, expensive bedding and a good skincare routine. No I won’t add you on Snapchat
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When Princess Diana died I was an innocent 17yo. In the early hours while she was mutilated in Paris I was being destroyed in Yorkshire by two hot daddies.
I’m sure there’s symbolism in that message somewhere
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Them: are you a texter or a facetimer?
Me: I’m a do not disturber
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Happy international jockstrap day. I don’t actually know if this is genuine or not, but it’s a good reason to share your arty pics right?
*close ‘friends’ only pic*
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I bloody love that Prince George is going to be doing ballet, it’s so endearing. Boys dance, and it makes them no less of a man. Really nothing to be laughed at
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#BoysDanceToo
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If you wander past my boat and see me naked it’s your fault for looking in - I don’t close my blinds
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Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they’re planning on shitting themselves everyday? 🤷🏻♂️
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You know those cooling mats for dogs. Yeah I need one of them pls
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I’m nothing more than a stubborn, horny, hungry, sexy, sleepy, assertive, confident, friendly individual
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So this morning I started working with
@stjohnambulance
, the UKs leading first aid and ambulance charity, to provide their national command team specialist advise whilst they prepare to support the NHS response to
#COVID
ー19
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