🇺🇸I’m serious you guys🇺🇸
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I won’t take it personally if you don’t. I wish I knew how to teach you how to care about people you don’t know. But if you’re a ding dong, imma call you one.
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On Project 2025 and why Abortion will be impossible to be left as a “states issue”
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Well that’s because you didn’t wile your ass with your mask, silly goose.
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@catturd2
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