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5 months
My book Trans Sam: The Leather Jacket is available on amazon. The ebook is $2.99, paperback is $7.99, hardcover is $14.99 You can also read if for free with kindle unlimited. Hashtags #LGBTQ #superhero #Trans #Gay #fatasy #dungeonsanddragons My website-
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@LilithLovett One punch can kill someone, if she hit her head wrong she could have died. He belongs in jail, it's sad that some people would think otherwise.
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@insultsrare The people who post stuff like this generally are just upset they can't get any doughnuts.
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@TheRightCant 1. Obviously insanely racist. 2. I've never seen the movie, did the guy actually think people deserved free cotton?
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@OliLondonTV Oli, is your obsession with her because of jealousy?
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I don't know, but it's groundbreaking technology.
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@kyry5 People have done way more shameful things in that room.
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@fuckyouiquit There needs to be criminal charges for stuff like this.
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@ASo1omons Kind of cringe post.
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@yaf I'm trans. I wrote a book with a main character who is a trans woman and I think about trans related things less than a large percentage of people on the right.
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@_sn_n If someone considers buying this they should be taxed more.
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@TheFigen_ Why is someone videotaping her?
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@DreamLeaf5 I could see Libs of TikTok saying the woman is trans woman, dishonestly to further the predator narrative.
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@nypost Businesses love self-checkouts because they can employee less people and save money. But sure let's always concentrate on the small percentage of people who steal and not the companies that are price gouging or ones not paying their workers a living wage.
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@olivesagan My best friend works at Walmart. Most celebrities would be crying within a couple days if she tried to actually work there.
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@poepilled Hot Pocket
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@BernieSanders Use the word "ceasefire", not just a pause to mass slaughter. An end to the mass slaughter. Do it now, don't wait for the amount of corpses of children and babies to become high enough to push you to do the right thing. Call for a ceasefire now.
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@BadMedicalTakes I know I shouldn't take the tweet seriously, but... HRT changes how people's bodies smell. If someone is passing due to HRT, there's no chance smell would give them away.
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@ShitpostGate Both answers are correct. The intent of the person who made it doesn't dictate what it is necessarily. Since there's not an extra line to make it objectively a 9 or 6 both answers are correct.
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@Pinko69420 The baby's first words better be condemnation of Hamas...
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@JeremyWard33 Wasn't clear in initial tweet. A lot of people will find the concept of being too poor to have a job as ridiculous. They'd be wrong. Not only the cost of transportation to job hunt There's clothes for the interview and if you get the job it has to pay enough for gas and living.
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@majorityfm I'm always telling people to use pronouns. And I even think we should teach them in schools.
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@terminallyOL I think there was actually a black samurai, I remember seeing something about it.
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@TheRightCant "The Swedish Doom Goblins" was the name of my band in high school.
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@SWCulture 4 In it's original version.
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@CocoaFox023 I almost never even get this mad about things that are important.
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@sahilkapur Hoping his body double calls for a ceasefire.
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@Rainmaker1973 Weird country to have a "Statue of Unity" They have a caste system.
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@theserfstv Tim Pool did a lot of research for this 😆
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@BasedPota18 It's kind of flattering.
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@buitengebieden It was his first time on the news and they laughed at him...smh.
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@PicturesFoIder The media thinks poor people don't know about starving. There's such a disconnect between the wealthy and regular people.
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@fvzzii @_counterpoints_ It was probably sooner, but I remember them driving a car through a satellite.
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@JohnFetterman You're not calling for a ceasefire. I'm disappointed in you and disgusted. You don't care, but I'm unfollowing you. I thought you were a better person.
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@Rainmaker1973 10 the others are wrong.
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@MAstronomers 26, the other two are wrong.
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@krystalball If you believe Russia without a mountain of evidence you shouldn't cover news about the war.
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@image_origins I'm a writer. This is basically true.
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@PinkNews The original pride flag covers everybody.
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@MAstronomers 26, the other two are wrong.
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@SenSanders USE THE WORD CEASEFIRE!!!
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@EpikEpikson1 Goku fights to win, but he also fights to be stronger, to protect those he cares about and to be the best he can be.
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@ask_aubry Seems like a fun guy 🙂
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@RickyDoggin He's also a powerful ninja, who hacked into the CIA and NSA simultaneously while writing his college dissertation.
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@RonFilipkowski I'm glad he has the charisma of a bowl of rotten oatmeal.
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@esjesjesj Wouldn't he not wear the beanie if he didn't want to be recognized? Dishonesty is not Tim Cool.
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@Rainmaker1973 If I used the chained one I'd hurt end up hurting myself.
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@HumansNoContext I respect the fact he's wearing a helmet.
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@msolurin Wait, was it live? Could she have redone it? And if it was live, why would you do something important like that live?
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@JasonOverstreet Say what you want about Cenk, but he's a good person. He's completely right on this and this is 100% genuine.
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@RightWingCope I can't imagine being so boring that this 'news' was important to me.
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@SenFettermanPA This makes me sad.
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@1Objectivist @Pinko69420 My best friend works at Walmart, the only thing that causes any significant wage increases is Unions. Walmart consistently has been having record profits. Theft has zero affect on wages for Walmart.
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@hemantmehta I was a Christian most of my life, the only time I feel any shame about it is when I see 'Christians' being hateful.
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@Earth_Updates That's a crappy place to play chess.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 U.S. healthcare system.
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@mischiefanimals That looks like me at my friend Steve's pool party.
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@exceleducations 13 The middle two are wrong.
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@albert12798 Because there'd be a 100% chance of doing it. Matt Stonie-
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@cenkuygur Dude, I'd literally bet my life that you're not winning the primary. I'm a disabled chick who's younger than 35 and we have the same chance of winning.
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@EverythingOOC @_counterpoints_ Couldn't just give him a senzu bean...SMH....
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@stone_toss You'd be surprised at how much skill it takes to be a good photographer.
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@brixwe Why are conservatives cancelling the NFL? Are they triggered because someone used pronouns or something?
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@LordAslanThe2nd Very rarely does someone dislike Christianity because of Jesus.
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@Ashy_slashee Donald Trump
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@exceleducations 6 The others are wrong.
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@TateNews_ Oh Tater Tot, You generally have to pay women just to be by you.
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@js_thrill He's bored and trying to do something to stay sane. He could just fit through the bars.
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@NoContextHumans They all wanted to get the new iphone.
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@TheWapplehouse Or a test of endurance that involved donating food and giving a family almost half a million dollars. I'm on the left, left of Bernie Sanders on some stuff. We shouldn't pick Jimmy as a rich person to hate. He seems cool and helps people.
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@SaeedDiCaprio @the_nerd_skull I wonder if they asked the safe if it condemned Hamas?
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@EuphoriTori A family telling their kid they can't be trans instead of giving them a gift during Christmas. The cruelty is the point. Conservative humor is terrible.
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@NoContextHumans Most of the time you see what you expect to see.
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@boople__snoot @ezhanyan I want to be your friend.
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@mask_bastard I'm going to be really sad when Gamestop goes away, maybe even more than when all of the Family Videos closed.
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@BasedPota18 The real question is, when did Krillin become powerful enough to beat Superman?
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@MAstronomers The answer is 3 The others are wrong.
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@TheRightCant I'm assuming it's Something Something Trans People.
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@PopCulture2000s She says "Nice Tobey" and he has to do it again.
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@ConspiracyBull1 That part in book four when Harry killed massive amounts of muggles because some death eaters who also kill the same muggles killed different muggles.
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@DzintraSullivan Yes. "Groundhog Day"
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@ask_aubry Made me smile 🙂
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@TheDailyShow I heard someone use the word mother. My friends & I descended on them with righteous fury saying "No one can use the forbidden words!" They were defiant, even saying father. We withdrew our lefty samurai swords, poised for a most vicious battle. Then we called upon George Soros
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@FilmThePoliceLA Holy Cow, CNN not attacking the peaceful protesters...feels weird.
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@Timcast People are still talking about this? If you're still upset about this ad, you don't get to call anybody else a Snowflake.
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@MatthewCoast Not take advice from X
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@BylineTimes @OwenJones84 @Otto_English So it didn't happen, that's not surprising. If someone actually wanted to be called a cat, I'd just call them a cat and move on with my life.
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@Emilio2763 You're probably a virgin who's lashing out, because of a lifetime of rejection and deep seeded sexual insecurities. Be better.
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@GCBiphobia Then they put a wedge between the L and G, then we all end up in the same camps.
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@HumansNoContext "I already got a vasectomy." When you never got a vasectomy.
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@RizzyOT Nah, they can all stay.
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@Mlickles Did the guy at least get superpowers?
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@KatyMontgomerie I don't get the comic. What do the birds represent?
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@TheOnion They've done worse.
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@JoshuaPHilll It's guys like that that cause me to rarely feel shame from my being a Christian in the past. It only happens when there's a "Christian" being the exact opposite of that guy.
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@cenkuygur I'm responding to the most important part of his tweet. Pluto is a dwarf planet.
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@Spriter99880 It's crazy all the times NATO invaded Russia.
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@strike_dr Unions.
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@ask_aubry A charitable way of looking at it- He could be saying he needs another person to help him eat the food.
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