BREAKING NEWS:
Per
@JeffPassan
: Livvy Dunne was “no where to be found” by Pirates security to escort her out of the stadium. It has been confirmed she was found in room 312 at the Hyatt Place in Pittsburgh.
Oddly enough, the person staying in that room was Pete Crow-Armstrong.
It’s 2027.
Caleb Williams just won a Super Bowl.
Connor Bedard and the Hawks are contenders.
Cam Smith and Matt Shaw have both led the Cubs to another division title.
The Bulls young core led by Matas is fun to watch.
Life is good.
This app is insane.
Christopher Morel does not even come close to Isaac Parades.
I’m sorry your feelings are hurt that Morel got traded. But guess what? We have a playable 3B now. Go figure.
@JesseRogersESPN
So we’re firing the clubhouse coach that taught PCA how to steal but not the guy who makes the craziest sends from third and costs us games? Fucking ridiculous.
Time for the annual tweet:
Brewers first round exits:
2019 - Hader and Grisham blow it to Nats
2020 - Dodgers happened
2021 - Hader meatball to Freddy
2023 - choked to D-backs
2024 - “best closer in baseball” gets taken yard by a literal fatass
Congrats Brewers! Fuck you!
Time for the annual tweet:
#Cubs
Postseason Schedule:
Mon - No game
Tue - No game
Wed - No game
Thr- No Game
Fri - No game
Sat - No game
Sun - No game
Enjoy watching the brewers in the postseason for the 6th time in 7 years ass clown cubs fans!
#YouHaveToSeeIt
Just totally pathetic from Kyle Hendricks today.
I wouldn’t let him go back out. The offense has worked very hard against a great pitcher and Hendricks has ruined their work.
Hayden Wesneski lost this game in 1 inning. Completely unacceptable. Fucking pathetic. All the momentum in the world and you shit the bed. I don’t care we’ve won 5 in a row, this is bullshit.
@ChiefCub
What’s your idea of “same roster”? I think a lot of this team should remain the way it is. Add a big bat, add another starter, get a closer, and we’re set. That’s only 3 roster spots changed, and is very similar to previous years.
Brewers fans for a whole 5 months:
“Craig Counsell this and that”
“Fuck Craig”
“Cubs bullpen is terrible”
“230 million dollar payroll”
“Cubs are awful”
Brewers fans when they get trolled by Cubs twitter:
“Little brother”
“Have some shame”
“Where are the Cubs”
What a joke.
I’m still taking the stance that the Cubs were under performers and a lot of worse-case scenarios occurred this year.
No, that’s not an excuse. But let’s be real, if a team had 25 blown saves and a collective team slump for 2 months they wouldn’t even sniff a .500 record.
Things that have gone wrong for the Cubs:
- Alzolay regression
-Neris regression
-22 blown saves
-Bellinger regression
-Injuries to Little and Almonte
-Nico’s down year
-Worst offensive team for 2 months
-Steele injury
-Hendricks regression
-catchers being unplayable for months
GENERATIONAL TALENT!
Former Cub reliever Jose Cuas is doing some SERIOUS damage in the PSL.(Postal Service League)
He’s averaging 36.3 PPD (packages per day) AND he’s boasting a league leading 8.74 second TTP (time to porch)! WOW.
We’re witnessing greatness before our eyes.
The Cubs haven’t had an off day in 2 weeks, so this is much deserved.
But with how this team is starting to pull itself out of the ground offensively, I kinda wish they didn’t have today off.
Cubs players underperform*
Cubs Twitter: Fire Jed and Craig
Are we really that insane? Last time I checked Jed Hoyer and Craig Counsell have 0 at bats and 0 innings pitched.
Hold the players accountable for this years performance. They’re the ones that play the game.
The things that pissed me off the most this year? Divisional play.
7-6 vs Pirates
6-7 vs Cardinals
5-8 vs Brewers
5-8 vs Reds
That’s 23-29.
We are the biggest market in this division by a longshot. This is absolutely pathetic and unacceptable.
@DOM_Frederic
Are you fucking stupid? Ross had a better performing team and managed that team into a collapse. Counsell dealt with a 2 month team wide slump and 25 blown saves and still managed to match it.
If Craig managed last year, Cubs would’ve won fucking 90 games