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Advocate of the High Court•||•KOT LOYA• ||•Abdullahi & Ass||•Senior Bachelor||• LL. B Hons(KSU)||•LL. M... Certified MemeLord•
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Be it known that on 6/6/23 is appended my signature on the roll of advocates.
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I remember the day former president Uhuru visited a mental hospital and asked the patients "mnajua mimi ni nani?" one of them shouted "hatukujui kwani wewe ni nani?" Uhuru answered "mimi ni president wa kenya Uhuru kenyatta" but one of them started laughing loudly and said...
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RULES FOR DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE.
1. Never take photos with her.
2. If you call and she hangs up never call her again, the hubby is around.
3. Don't text her love messages.
4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her hubby is out of the country.
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"huyu mnaona hapa hata ako hali mbaya kutuliko si mnaona ameletwa mpaka na polisi!"😄😄😄😄
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Which Bus company do you like using for your commuter services.
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1. ENA coach
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"usijali Uhuru ata wewe utapona tu,hata huyu rafiki yangu hapa alikua anajiita Nelson Mandela lakini saa hii amepona amekumbuka anaitwa Bonface Githinji" and Uhuru was shocked bt he was amused by one of them who stood up and shook his hand looking at his fellow patients and said
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The look from delegates after a man said "excuse me" instead of "wee umbwa toka nipite"
#MensConference2023
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Wacha ni assemble evidence pole pole tu, uyu lazima atatuambia mbona anamislead the members of the public in line with Sec. 13 of Advocates Act.
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This is why some of us check up on you often.
Not because we want to own you.
Not that we want to ask for money.
Not that we can't live without you.
Not that we have nothing important to do...
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8. Don't call her mali yangu ni mkopo
9. If you lack buruwein and you find yourself at her place, lower the trouser nusu mlingoti... In case kiumane.
10. Last but not least , never date someone's wife cos later there is price to pay.
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Kuna day tulimove in na dame yangu nikiwa second year since my bed ilkuwa kapienga tuka plan niuze nibuy mattress biggy na yeye a buy kitanda, vyombo zangu sufuria na all whatever tuka agree naweza ziuza scrap metal juu alikuwa ametoka na Arabian porcelain...
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This got me crying 😭😭 , so touching
Dedicated to Pwani University
Mama, Am coming back home
It's not End of Semester,
We did not riot,
Neither is it End Year,
But,
Mama am coming home.
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When you finally give your life to Christ .
But your skills still hunting you 😂😂😂😂 😂
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My Grandpa and his friend pinning location ya sherehe in 1938.😂😂
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Whatever you do in this country buana, don't be poor. While Sisi tunalalamikia uchumi, mtu amejishikia a 45M shilling machine.
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Eiish! Someone's wife tried to follow us to the conference and we didn't take that lightly.
#MensConference2023
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I bought this perfume from Githurai last night on my way back from work and I don't know how to open it. Any assistance please!
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Fabrizio Romano has confirmed that tomorrow 6th June 2023, I will be admitted to the bar.
We have agreed on personal terms with the judiciary and LSK, the contract is expected to be signed anytime tomorrow.
HERE WE GO.
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This Chambers of Engineers that was not shaken by the earthquake, ingekuwa Kanisa tungetii walai.
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A KMTC student spotted bargaining to buy a lorry na wewe uko hapa tu.😂
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A lady will join Twitter in just 6month
Boom 200k followers
When I have been on 150 followers since 2016😪
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I used to hear that money was printed by prisoners serving life sentences alafu wanaprint wakiwa uchi ndio wasiibe, ama zilikuwa story za jaba?
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This is the only graduation gown from a college where you are assured of your salary the following month, in Kenya. Zero tarmacking.Congratulations graduates.
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Advice from kalenjin Men.
1. When your wife complains about your mother ,tell her that you will solve the issue. The next day wake up in the morning go to your mother's house, hug your mother embrace her and give her 5k for her shopping and leave her happy...
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“TRIBES WITH THE MOST UNFAITHFUL WIVES IN THE KENYA”
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10. Turkana
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What does it mean, when a girl looks straight into your eye and does this ?
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Uko semen retention day 2 unaingia twitter unapata mtu ame tweet "watoto wameshalala thread"
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This promo almost turned me into a chokoraa mapipa.😂😂
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Beautiful tweeps.
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She's a doctor by profession and a gamer by callin.
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