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@Chaperian
Derek
2 months
Super excited to finally announce this! Don’t know why it took me so long, but I’m finally doing NFL content with a M-F show through the entire NFL season. If you could subscribe to the channel I would GREATLY appreciate it! Ep. 1 is live Monday & starts PREDICTION WEEK!!
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Get back to the NFL talk you miss watching. Listen to The Alt every weekday during the NFL season 😎 ->
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@Chaperian
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5 years
@JaMorant Ja, I love you, but wrong stance here. Iguodala didn’t ask to be traded to a Memphis team that isn’t about to sniff a title this year or next year. He’s like 36, and is too old to waste his last bit of ability to contend on a team that won’t gain anything from it.
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6 years
@kaypero If you were born from 2000-2002 you really had almost the same experience as those with a 199X birthday.
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3 years
@Commanders True. Now it’s “get a better name” or “go back to no name”
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3 years
@barbzxbarbie @TheBryceShow When I grew up, almost none of the kids with wealthier parents rode the bus, poor kids did.
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2 years
@michaelcorvoNBA That’s just the thing. It’s ALWAYS been about what’s best for him! Not the team! It’s best for HIM bc he’s in the spotlight, bc the whole world doesn’t know that the league has no value for him & that the team he plays for doesn’t want him. It’s not good for the Lakers at all.
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7 years
@GSlailati @keybladexxx @leztherapper ... breastfed for 4 years? So like until you enroll for kindergarten???
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3 years
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@Chaperian
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2 years
I don’t know what’s going on with Hamlin in this Bengals-Bills game but I’m horrified
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2 years
@MikeHirsch3 @OutsiderSports I like him a lot, he’s a great person. Just super cringey and unaware is all.
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3 years
@ICT_Dvorak @WorldWideWob Post the garbage free throws Jokic got when he wasn’t in the act of shooting to bring it within 2.
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3 years
@CountryMusicReb @TheHoopCentral LeBron over MJ is not the hot take you’re pretending it is my man haha.
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3 years
@AEWonTNT This meme doesn’t mean what you think it means my man
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3 years
@TalkinBaseball_ I’m not sure why more pitchers don’t do this. I’ve always wondered that.
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@Chaperian
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11 months
@CFBHome Whole team & fanbase ran their mouths saying that the only reason Minter & co beat them the last 2 years was because of cheating, and waving bye at them is too much? Give me a break.
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4 years
@veinhype @TheHoopCentral Bro how did that season even happen
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3 years
@Commanders Thank you for shredding away my lifelong affinity for this team. This decision could not have been more tonedeaf, not to mention ignorant to the state of the world. Very few wanted a military theme and if you guys had actually listened to your fans you’d have known that.
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@Chaperian
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3 years
@ejletourneau3 @MarkJennings55 Might wanna go through with whatever plan that is
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3 years
@Cincinneumeyer @ExtendMcLaurin I don’t even know that that’s true honestly 🤣
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4 years
@bansky Let me tell you the story of Batman vs Superman
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6 years
@Redskins Joke of a franchise!
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3 years
@aammbbrroossee @GiannisForThree @TheHoopCentral Dude made a whole documentary to brag on himself when someone else had a nice comeback in the Finals and people swear he was so modest. Wild.
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@Chaperian
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10 months
Marshall has the chance to do the funniest thing ever to Ohio State next year @BarstoolMU @BarstoolMizzou @BarstoolUofM
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@Chaperian
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3 years
@LanceStorm Most botched storyline in wrestling history. Should’ve been a softball.
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5 years
@BrandonMH1 @Cut4 @espn A straight line with no height.
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3 years
@Just_D0IN_It @jasmine_sc_ @raegldn Research papers in college are supposed to require academic databases, peer-reviewed articles, etc. If you were just googling stuff for college research papers then your professors were screwing up and your school’s a academic accreditation should be questioned.
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1 year
@ThePettiestLA They were literally being called the best 8-seed ever. Not by me, not by Lakers fans— by the media
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3 years
@TheHoopCentral @detnewsRodBeard “In 2003, the Cleveland Cavaliers passed on LeBron James in preference of Darko Milicic after then head coach Paul Silas was impressed that Milicic made his bed every morning.” I’m obviously extrapolating but it opens the door for something like this.
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3 years
@didyouknowgamin I’m all seriousness, here’s a few: Spectrobes (1 & 2) Scribblenauts Phantom Hourglass Spirit Tracks Bowser’s Inside Story New Super Mario Bros. Mario Kart DS Kirby Super Star Ultra
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2 years
@_rodeothealbum @hermskiii Nah bro why you playin as OJ 😐
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@Chaperian
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6 years
@RealCandaceO Yo someone apologized and someone accepted an apology on Twitter in 2018.
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7 years
@DeLaBreezus @daysafterodeo I have full confidence in saying that I'm easily cooler than Katy Perry and that says a lot
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7 years
@theAlanLy @blakegriffin32 You mean continuing the trend of mediocrity and disappointing their fans?
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3 years
@IainJones23 @trnrtips To this day I still feel that the 2 most fun times I had in Pokémon Go were when the game first came out & you needed everything you saw, and when almost all of Gen 2 dropped at once & I got that feeling again. The drip feeding that started with Gen 3 has taken a lot of fun away
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@Chaperian
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11 months
@FOX19Joe Well, he declined to catch the game-winner, so I’m not surprised.
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5 years
@Ballislife @FirstTake Let me just first say that I disagree with the stance of Harden not being All-NBA first team. But what he says about taking those 5 over Harden is absolutely correct, even though Twitter would like you to believe Harden’s better than Curry
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2 years
@AlldrittOwen Long video, but if you’ve never seen it it’s riveting. Definitely worth watching, completely changed my perspective on police cooperation.
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3 years
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1 year
@BrewerSooner @ESPNStatsInfo God forbid we enjoy 3 weeks of fun baseball after 25 years of misery, better shut it down ASAP!
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8 years
MY FIRST SHINY EVER! EVER AND IVE BEATEN EVERY SET OF GAMES! @PokeCardAddict @TheNinjaInvic @steelscizor
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@Chaperian
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7 years
@KM_TheKing @mattbleary @SCOTNESS @SportsCenter And liberals don't care when people kneel but hated when Kim Davis did. People are hypocrites, it's just a fact of life
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7 years
@Hvzeee @champagne1mami_ @JeremyElanaya @kodykpelham11 @verysuccable @RealRyteSplashy HMU with that venmo or a PayPal or something because reading this made me feel like someone shot my dog
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6 years
@ChaseHughesNBCS @dcsportsbog My theory is that he's lying
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2 years
@smokeylaroyjr @MySportsUpdate Bingo, only a guilty person does this LOL.
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2 years
@biglucca80 @NBAMemes It is a factually correct graphic but is horribly misleading. Basically a litmus test for if I could take your basketball opinions seriously or not.
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6 years
@DrakeGomezTX @billboard "Football, foo-foo-football *clap clap clap* weekends with the football."
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2 years
@TheRealZach3 @DrewLeague @ItsKingsBruh @KingJames & people to this day blame him for the Cavs not beating the Magic
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@Chaperian
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6 years
@BoBlackwell77 @SummYunggGuyy @ClayTravis @espn Just say you don't like black people and move on please. No need to pretend otherwise. "LeBron doesn't want ESPN to cover college football" is a new one. Sorry that the best basketball player in the world transcends strictly sports culture.
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11 months
This is the easiest decision to mute somebody that I’ve ever seen.
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Final answer
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@Chaperian
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4 years
@EtueNick @tayoshi2 You could make a 10 minute highlight reel of LeBron no-calls since 2018, much less his whole career. Whistle is rarely in his team’s favor over the course of an entire game in my experience watching him, especially since he came to the Lakers.
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1 year
@ArashMarkazi Couldn’t he threaten to sit out next season “retired” then come back to play with Bronny the next year? I don’t anticipate it, just a thought. I imagine he’s just leveraging it to get the FO to go all-in next year.
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2 years
@avbanig @MasterTes Michigan had 100k+ against Colorado State today. I know UCLA’s no blue blood, but that’s a pitiful looking stadium.
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1 year
@kendallbaker Has to do with the entire structure of baseball being broken. No Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers, or Braves= 80% of the sports fans being unhappy. God forbid small teams that don’t have $200M payrolls make it in.
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6 years
@ImDavidSisneros @MattAbb0tt @DJRivera24 @TMZ If they hear this from Barnes, see this, and still wanna believe something that was never thought until yesterday- they're a lost cause.
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6 years
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1 year
@ownedbytenpenny @TheDunkCentral My favorite players went from the 12th seed to a WCF birth after he left last year. So, nah, he’s not right.
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4 years
@quintabrunson And they didn’t start counting their 2.2M mail-in ballots until polls closed.
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2 years
@KerrionteFair @michaelcorvoNBA Russ was the wrong player they put on the team my man. He can go pull those shenanigans in Charlotte or Indiana.
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6 years
@DesmondHoward @goodyear You told them... right?
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7 years
@Fake_JoeMarble @aleroi @nicolinaroyale @AP @KTLA We sure the pedestrian isn't at fault though? Hate to be that guy since he or she died from the accident, but it's very possible
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4 years
@CurrysGoat @ClutchPointsApp Good job discrediting any of your other basketball opinions with that one
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3 years
@hmfaigen The two teams in the playoffs that most need it, we happen to be playing each other, and we don’t get it. Okay, league
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4 years
@EvilJoeyVotto A 4 pitch walk with bases loaded is inexcusable in the majors.
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6 years
@Reagan_Atwood @madiiisondavis At iced coffee and only iced coffee. Otherwise ding dong your opinion is wrong
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4 years
@hadimoe1301 @ALLICONICSPORTS @KingJames @KDTrey5 Good thing there are percentages up there genius
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2 years
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8 years
@BleacherReport that's because every guard takes threes, whereas only centers who aren't terrible at threes take them 👏
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3 years
@cjsports314 @LAKERFANATICS Ive long said that an All-Lakers team beats an All-other 29 teams team for a while. I don’t even think there’s a real argument against it. Having LeBron come hasn’t hurt that argument either 😂😅
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2 years
@FOX19Joe I really don’t see why his perception is cocky to so many people. His fashion sense may come off as cocky, but really all the stuff he says is average for an athlete.
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8 years
@BleacherReport they just combined their old logo with the Coyotes logo
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8 years
@Pokemon yay, after everyone stopped playing
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2 years
@SeiyaPegasus99 @DallasTexasTV Man. They’re both in the wrong so much in this video, but you absolutely can not put your hands on someone w/the “safety” of someone in between you and then act like the other person is who all the blame is on.
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3 years
@br_betting @FDSportsbook Dude didn’t even include starters for every team lolll
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7 years
@jamjar9000 @therealec3 You know what that means
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3 years
@JoeMerrick @Neckbearded @TheMeownster @SerebiiNet Your attention to detail is astonishing. Never ceases to amaze me.
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1 year
@Free7hrows @GoldenKnightGFX Find me one foul called on Golden State that wasn’t a foul (hint: you can’t)
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1 year
@WorldWideWob It’s the original logo/wordmark from when we moved to LA. Still not a great jersey regardless.
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3 years
@KyuubiKev @TheAlanShane @TheHoopCentral Kobe was 17 and got drafted to the team that had the best player in the world, cry about it. Didn’t stop him from showing up.
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8 years
@ESPNNFL take it. Take it, sit on the bench for millions and enjoy life
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3 years
@DemontimeFN @LightshowLogan @ThatGuyAlexRing @CaucasianJames You really sat here and googled a bunch of numbers just because a joke went over your head TWICE
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4 years
@_whogonestopmee Why would somebody in that situation be looking at the camera 😂
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8 years
Love my Pokemon GO plus!! So glad I got my hands on one! @PokeCardAddict @SteelScizor @_PokemonCards_
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1 year
@j_izeah Against a lineup with 4 All-Stars? Including the 2nd and 3rd best player in the world, and another who was top 10-12? How is that a knock on him as an individual 🤨🤨 Also, didn’t realize Clippers fans knew that the Finals was since your team’s never been there.
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2 years
@KerrionteFair @michaelcorvoNBA Hold up, I didn’t realize you’re a Russ stan. I get you now, this is not something we’re ever going to be able to have a reasonable conversation about.
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2 years
@NFL @EliManning Peyton’s a 2-time Super Bowl champ too you know?😂
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3 years
@justabigfatdub @davemeltzerWON Why? Everyone has acknowledged that Raw went down because of MNF.
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2 years
@KerrionteFair @michaelcorvoNBA How is anything from 9 years ago relevant to the Russell Westbrook-Lakers situation? Mind you, went twice in 9 years and have still won a title in that timespan which Russ has done… oh yeah, never.
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4 years
@VandyFootball She’s a kicker calm down. No I couldn’t be a kicker but how many times are we going to do this? It really does not matter, let me see a girl make it as a linebacker or safety and then we can act like a barrier has been broken.
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3 years
@deetrippy12 I absolutely can not understand why people act like the bubble made that ring mean less. Teams literally had nothing distracting them, just basketball, eating, sleeping, and the team that was by far the best team all year ended up winning.
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3 years
@Lxkiey @BleacherReport Huh? That’s incorrect to my knowledge. Are we going out of our way to include players who were barely on a team? Like, are we pretending Shaq counts as a Celtic?
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2 years
@sportslogosnet New Jazz unis are the worst NBA uniforms I’ve ever seen. New Cavs jerseys aren’t great but they’re not terrible. So I guess the Cavs.
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@Chaperian
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6 years
@stlcty03 @devine_33 @stephenasmith @steelers These comments aren't contradictory though
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@Chaperian
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3 years
@DylanMckneely @Lxkiey @MBarber41 @BleacherReport Yes? He should count as a Cavs, Heat, Lakers player. Just like Wilt should count as a Warrior, Laker, 76er. Shaq would be fair to count with the Magic, Lakers, Heat, but nothing further IMO despite semi-notable success in PHX. We should be able to use common sense w/this.
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@sadqueer4life I have never once seen someone put fake balls on a truck and not get made fun of for it
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