In The Bleak Midwinter
@ChampionPrezzi
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I'm going to pin this tweet for a while. Very instructive.
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Tomorrow's COVID 19 update will hit differently. My father will be a part of the new death numbers. A 70 year old male from St. Mary/St Ann.
Sleep in peace Sergeant! You fought well.
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I remember when the farmer yute post a video on here with a room full a crab, by the next 2 days the man dem tief out every single one. Jamaica is a place where it better you hide your success than try to be an inspiration to others.
Ceejay Cunningham, the 2022 prime minister’s youth awardee for agriculture was shot and killed in Davyton, Manchester.
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Again, I am running PCRs and every minute them positive.
The virus is spreading. Tek heed. Me siddung up whole night last night. Work a kill. Me. Tan a unnuh yard.
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Unnuh waa use unnuh vehicles as weapons of mass destruction and then come stick up the nation bout ticket amnesty... Gwope inna the jeep. And if yuh vex, unfollow me.
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It is confirmed. My father has passed away from complications arising from infection with the SARS-COV-2. Given my field of work, I am no stranger to death. But this is different. I thank all of you (most of who I dont even know lol) for your support.
Selah.
#RIPSouljie
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Grace Kennedy a buy out the whole a Scotia to ratid lol
THAT'S RICH
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Me nuh waa see Anju Holness. Me alright. Me see enough of him last year when him did a warn the whole a unnuh seh if you do not abide by the protocols we will reach a breaking point. Well see we yah. The point bruk. And unnuh still nah hear.
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This year has been hell for me. Now one of my closest friends is missing. This cannot be happening.
Me head a hurt me.
If you know the whereabouts of Renieze Fletcher, please call the nearest police station.
This is not a joke.
Me head a hurt me.
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WARNING: There is a bizarre mystery illness going around. SOB, nausea, sore throat, muscle&joint pain, headache. COVID negative. Doesn't seem to be Dengue either.
Be safe. Observe sanitation protocols. Drink water.
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I just spent 20k to clear 14 packages from a courier.
Anybody want a wife to borrow?
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@MidIslandCynic
@AndrewHolnessJM
I can smell the downright ignorance oozing from this comment.
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My 70 year old father tested positive for COVID 19 last week Teusday. He was admitted to St. Ann's Bay Regional Wednesday afternoon. My mom has just received a call that she needs to come to the hospital right away.
Selah.
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Unskilled young people, LISTEN UP!!! The government is LITERALLY PAYING YOU to go enroll in HEART. GO AND GET A SKILL!
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Every year I have to tell you all the same thing.
Black Americans are not your friends. They don't even think you are black.
Black Americans are the white people of black people.
They see you as competition, not companions.
It always comes out. Be polite, and keep it moving
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I am currently doing a course in Supervisory Management and let me tell unnuh something... Position annuh sitn fi unnuh run dung
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@IbKonteh
When one goes about spreading propaganda, any response short of violence or libel is fair game. You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.
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Broadcasting Commission really bad up Cliff because he said pussyfooting on air? Come on man. That's a well known and widely used adjective/noun. Unnuh too woke now, thats pathetic
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Lol, people are dragging Elaine and Asafa like a Christmas sleigh, and while I will not join them, I won't oppose it.
Unnuh fi learn fi use words and communicate things properly. Certain words have certain meanings. Read books and use dictionaries.
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I do not understand this obsession that some people have with getting AH/GOJ to "take responsibility" for the current situation. Back in May/June, busines&entertainment people were foaming @ the mouth demanding an "ease up" due to diving revenue
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I have 13 East Indian mangoes.
7 are green
5 are orange
One is half green and half orange.
2 people sit down to nyam the mango dem.
1 person eats ONLY fully green mangoes
1 person eats ONLY fully orange mangoes.
WHO AGO NYAM MORE MANGO?
That person win the LGE Monday.
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In one country, a landslide victory with NO OPPOSITION is testament to good work done.
We applaud this.
In another country, a landslide victory with a fraction of an opposition is a testament to vote buying, voter suppression, and a threat to democracy.
Ah yes, I see it now.
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Jamaica has 5 layers of financial protection against hurricanes. IIRC, one of them may even be applicable to an earthquake.
4 of the 5 layers were triggered by Beryl, and because the 5th one was not triggered, people are saying Nigel must resign for this mistake 😭
Unnuh great
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I asked Alexa "Is the Prime Minister of Jamaica corrupt?"
She proceeded to tell me that Holness IS facing scrutiny by local anti-corruption agencies, for contracts that were issued neary 2 decades ago. She details the sequence of events as well.
The damage is irreparable.
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We need a study of Ann-Marie Vaz and Rhoda-Moy Crawford to be done and recorded in political history.
These women came out of literally nowhere and have totally monopolized their constituencies, and frankly speaking I dont see how the PNP is gonna get them back, ever
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@Rookie_Chi
@Nonamesareleft2
There is no need to get pissy, it was a simple question. I've never heard of it before, and I am from the Caribbean.
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Listening to Rhoda in parliament and on NNN, you have to wonder just what the hell Bunting was doing in the constituency all this time? ?!
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@ecjamaica
I have 13 East Indian mangoes.
7 are green
5 are orange
One is half green and half orange.
2 people sit down to nyam the mango dem.
1 person eats ONLY fully green mangoes
1 person eats ONLY fully orange mangoes.
WHO AGO NYAM MORE MANGO?
That person won the LGE Monday.
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People seem to be enraged that Holness isnt losing popular support on the ground lmao. Is that something for you to vomit about? The man enter a JLP constituency and is greeted by applause, what him must do? Mek the grung swallow him? Unnuh need fi grow up 😂
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People talking about cute
The boy is a genius!
1. Realized he can carry 2 at once
2. Realized he had to turn sideways to enter the doorway, UNPROMPTED
3. Tried to put up one while holding another, failed, put down the other and tried again, success. UNPROMPTED
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On this date last year, my father's heart stopped for 6 minutes due to complications from COVID. He lost consciousness and did not regain it.
Waking up to the news now that my mother's sister died this morning.
Sad day.
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Advancing the argument that JUTC is not a national benefit simply because YOU don't benefit from it personally (since you live in the country) is one of the most hair brained, vacuous takes I have ever seen on this app. So if something doesn't benefit YOU, to hell with it, right?
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The JLP is not without flaws, but I am warning the Jamcian people. Do not make good the enemy of perfect. You flirt with the PNP to your own detriment. I notice some of unnuh who should know better going along with some foolishness. A word to the wise is sufficient.
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@melesaworld
@herdiorx
This is not for ANYBODY. If MOE officials got a resume this jumbled and wordy they would reject it
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Me a drive my car, man jump out inna road, thump me inna my face. Drag me outta car, tek weh my yute, buss him throat like deadyard rammy. And me nah give police my phone? Ee? A wah suh? Nobody nuh waa see your OnlyFans page, a the WhatsApp, Telegram, and cell site dat jcf want.
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Nuff a unuh full a degree like thermometer and still dunce like bat. Be easy, though. Not my place to correct a soul.
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Man dem. When you are choosing a wife, a little advice. Big batty and flat belly is cool and all that... Trust me, I am the LAST person to criticise big batty cuz... Well, if you know, you know lol.
But make sure that woman is INDUSTRIOUS. Make sure she has a good work ethic.
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So we gonna vote out Anju and his band of merry men because "they took 300%", and put in Mark and his band of merry men so they can get... *checks notes* the same 300%? Power to the people, I guess.
✊🏾
We await the General Election. Nigel and Andrew shall pay for what they did to the Public Sector workers.
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The next person who seh poverty cause crime I am going to give them one almighty box
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Is the news reporting what Sen Crawford said correctly? The man seh GOJ fi increase GCT 2 help fund education? So what is the EDU tax on my payslip for?
Them not even win the election yet but them a plan fi tax people again. These people have no plans for Jamaica. Just taxation.
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See, when we speak about the nexus between music (specifically dancehall, but it can be rap, hip hop or drill music) and criminality, people start vomiting. They start throwing around words like "badmind" and "blaming" and "scapegoat" lol. Well, see the case study yah
Gang warfare originating in Salt Spring, St James, is believed to have crossed borders and created mayhem in Lauderhill, Florida, with law enforcers there determined to clamp down on the crime syndicates.
Read more:
#GLNRToday
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My parents have been married for 40 years. My mother is 65. This cannot be easy.
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So while I was in the lab running hundreds of PCRs, wearing layers of PPE and swabbing hundreds of tourists in the all inclusives on the north coast, here we have a SENIOR journalist from
@JamaicaGleaner
spewing antivaxx & encouraging people to disobey the DRMA. I neeed answers.
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Watch me!! Me just finish a level 3, and me soon start pree out something else. Free education nah miss me. Over the next 2 years, all who nuh have some level of certification (barring extraordinary circumstances) a lazy them lazy and nuh want nuh work!
Watch me doing a course at HEART next semester.
The Prime Minister said up to level 4 will be free.
I want to learn cosmetology soooo bad!
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@oh_dit
@Rookie_Chi
@Nonamesareleft2
You think information just floats around in the atmosphere and gets absorbed into people's brains by osmosis?
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I'll give you a practical example. Budget debate opens Tuesday. There will be speeches all week for the next 1.5 weeks. These r national issues that will affect EVERYONE. Kartel appeal verdict will be handed down Thursday. Look which matter garners more attention, and from whom.
@rhodenjax
I agree that most young people have no idea of the past.
I will however say that we (older folks) have have a poor job of archiving and sharing the past with the younger generations.
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The thing get serious now to baxide
Controversial member of Parliament Everald Warmington has declared that he withdrew his resignation as a member of the party’s leadership to block the People’s National Party from regaining state power in the upcoming general election.
Read more:
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If a one thing me blame Andrew Holness for is the fact that he continues to waste faith in Jamaican people. To quote oomf, "I wonder what was going through dictator Andrew's head when he decided to listen to unnuh"
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It is always fascinating to look at the metrics on posts like these. Over 5k views, yet a little over 4.9k people looked at this and said, "cho, whatever...not important."
Suppose something had happened and the tweet was an "excuse" as to why the bus them delay? Full engagement!
#JUTCUpdate
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Today, we offloaded 100 new CNG buses for
@jutcltd
, fulfilling our promise to improve public transport.
This is the largest investment in vehicles for the public transport system made without any loans.
With this shipment, we’ve procured a total of 170 buses
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This is an excerpt taken from the FLA training manual. These are the 5 basic rules of firearm safety. For those of you vomitting about Chang's statement, please read Rule 3. And note that these are UNIVERSAL RULES, not cooked up by Chang himself. This is universal best practice.
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Collected the keys yesterday evening ✌🏿
Hard work, good government policy and a discipline makes anything possible.
Give thanks to the Most High 🙌🏾
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People who suddenly want to hear fro Holness, what exactly unnuh want him seh to unnuh? The same thing him been a seh from last year? Stop bundle up? Wash u hands? Wear the mask? What? What is it unnuh want?
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"Is road works the only thing this government can do?"
Yea, OK lol.
Waiting for the negativity crowd to say pap smear cyah nyam 💀
NHF Expands Cancer Screening Support!
Starting June 10, 2024, the National Health Fund (NHF) is enhancing its support for early cancer detection.
What's New?
All Jamaican women aged 21 and over will receive
✅a JMD$1,300 subsidy for each Pap smear, promoting early detection
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And inquired what the matter was. The patient told her, among other things, (and I quote)
"Me nuh want nuh big cocky man juk me!"
Unnuh can explain this to me?! Somebody??
@Andi_O
@solotallboy85
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Rohan James is a known political activist ennuh. We literally have pictures of the man in party paraphernalia. The man called in sick and then went on a campaign trail. This is DOCUMENTED. And people see Bunting rushing to his defense and think this is organic. Are you slow?
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Sir P deh pon this like white pon rice tomorrow morning
BREAKING: Nationwide News understands that the reputed leader of the Dog Paw Gang, Christopher 'Dog Paw' Linton, has been killed. Sources say Paw was cut down by the Police in Elletson Flats a short while ago.
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If I've said this once, I've said it a thousand times.
BLACK AMERICANS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.
AVOID THEM. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THEM. DO NOT SYMPATHIZE WITH THEM. THEY ARE THE WHITE PEOPLE OF BLACK PEOPLE. THEY ARE THE ENEMY.
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@DRealNikkiM
@darius_roberti
HEYYYYY TEK DUNG THIS OR GO A FARM STORE TEUSDAY GO BUY A LASS
Yuh mad??
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Nonsense. People must be made to understand that if you have an illegal firearm, refuse to surrender the weapon, and choose to engage the JCF in a shootout, there is a good chance they will be "not alive" after the encounter.
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My father was the shortest giant I ever knew. For 26 years he carried me with arms, his pockets, and his mind.
On March 29th I carried him on my shoulders.
And from now on, I will harry him in my heart.
All hail the king.
🤞🏾
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It's quite bizarre that we seem ready to assign the blame to everybody else except people who insist on breaching DRMA, going about maskless, and spreading propaganda of all sorts. Quite bizarre. Rules do not break themselves, PEOPLE break them.
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One by one the teachers in Jamaica must tek up them handbag and go home. Mek them parents and civil society come inna the class come teach dem pickney yah. Every child can learn, every child MUST learn.
But annuh every teacher fi teach some a dem pickney yah, thats for damn sure
A security guard at the Kemps Hill High School in Clarendon had to come to the aid of a senior teacher who got into a fight with a student.
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About 2 years ago, the PM said that Jamaica is being transformed right before our very eyes, we just don't recognize it yet. Within a couple years, if the infrastructure projects keep pace, this country will be almost unrecognizable. The Builder is working.
Transportation mogul Oliver Townsend says residents of St Thomas can now look forward to luxury passenger and courier transportation services via his Knutsford Express bus services come January 2025.
Read more:
#GLNRToday
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The Opposition Leader is schizophrenic in his speech. Like 2 or 3 people live inna him head and him can't decide who must talk at any given time.
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That we see manifesting. It cannot be that J'cans say we want X, GOJ says you can have X but make sure you do Y, but J'cans do Z and now there is this everlasting upheaval wondering how did we get here. It boggles the mind.
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Been a long day. Gonna turn in early. Thank you guys again for the support... I dont even know y'all but the outpouring of support is staggering. If it's one thing about tragedy, it will unite strangers, foes and friends.
#SIPSouljie
#DaddyOneBoy
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Too many of you fail to realize that your favorite entertainers are not artistes. They are thugs, who surround themselves with other criminals, and then they sing about the lifestyle of moral degeneracy that they practice, and you all eat it up like hot patty.
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Right now the whole Jamaica must see and know that Mark Golding is as fraudulent as a 9 dollar bill, and just as useless. Him and him people dem seh 1.5 a trick, impossible, will wreck the economy... 7 years later him a seh gi wi 3mil! Anju: We ago do sumn... Mark: NO! LIE! HOW?!
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@JordizzleJ
Long time me a wonder this ennuh. But true me nuh come from town and everybody who live outside a town a eadiat, me just wul' it
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Norman Scott would have us believe that crime in Spanish Town started going down 15 years ago 😂
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Healthcare staff go though some things in this country issi. Patient come a lab today. Me send the man fi pay for the tests. Him come back. Me seh have a seat sir, I am going to take some blood. Him start cuss, seh him think it was a "scan" the doctor ordered, not "injection" 1/?
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I wish we would pay attention when Nigel speaks about where we are coming from in terms of financial ruin. My under 30s peers NEED to understand this. When you see the government making certain steps, and NOT making certain steps, it is to protect the country for collapsing!
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People, you all NEED to stop picking fights with the JCF. It will not end well for you. If you have a weapon in your hand and police seh drop it, drop it. If police seh put on your mask, put on your mask. If police signal you to stop, stop.
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GOJ said here, have some freedom, but these are the protocols we need you to enact. Those protocols it seems were disregarded. That plus the baseline level of resistance and indiscipline regarding DRMA is the foundation for this super-massive explosion in cases and deaths
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If you spend more time poking around trying to find fault with the police yesterday instead of realizing that there are brazen gunmen who will not hesitate to shoot at law enforcement in a crowd, then YOU are what is wrong with Jamaica. Yes, I went there.
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Which part me coulda get an offer for 3x my current salary and me decline that?
A coulda NASA offer me the work, me resign inna my lunch time and tell them me can start 2 o clock.
Decline wah? Mussi mad
So I had a friend/former co-worker who worked for a company owned by foreign people but operationally run by Jamaicans. My friend came to this company straight out of college as a bright spark. The company hired him in a Junior role to start him off so his pay grade was low.
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And Hugh Graham is the next jackass. Big old tuff back man a talk bout COVID lockdowns trigger runaway crime rate, as if Jamaica nuh have a runaway murder rate since early 2000s. Where were you in 05 and 06? But a Adam you a try group up with? BIG DUNCE YOU BE!!! BIG AND DUNCE
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Anyway, gwaan do unnuh thing still. My father died from COVID in February, my mom is now fully vaccinated, my wife is waiting on her second shot in couple weeks time, and I've recovered from COVID. So unnuh must know wah unnuh deh pon. God go with unnuh, cuz me nah go. Selah.
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Me sorry Twitter dont have the search profile option like FB because me GUARANTEE seh the same group of unnuh weh a talk bout where is Anju, last year when the man a tall himself blue in the face unnuh seh it was a PR camera trick and call the man dictator and blah blah blah
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Why is it that when a person like Andrew Holness or Robert Morgan DARES to respond with a stinging retort or refuses to be buried by an avalanche of verbal abuse and propaganda, and choses to fight back against calumny and vitriol, they, the original victim, are demonized?
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