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Y ppl follow then unfollow??guh suck unnu madda man 🙄🙄
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Nike calling up Shacarri fi find out if she already cashed that cheque
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Who came up with this dumb ass way to open snacks?? 😡
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Why ppl a talk bout the guy embarrassing…isn’t this the point of a party?? To have fun?? And clearly he’s having a blast!!
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Funny this woman has lived here for over 10 years and still has her Cuban accent, yet Jamaicans start twang as dem touch JFK 🤣
Lol her accent have me smiling. She a try eno. She a try
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Full a tat tho…Jamaican HR managers woulda dash whe u resume if dem guh pon sm and see this pic 🤣
Digicel Group has announced Marcelo Cataldo as its new Group Chief Executive, effective May 1. Originally from Paraguay, Cataldo has diverse international experience having worked across Latin America, the US and Europe, Digicel says.
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My dad asked my nephew who is 5 to watch his baby cousin who is one for a few minutes...my nephew said he doesn't have any time for no pickney 🥴
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Tourist dem a get d full Jamaican experience, tourist board couldn’t do it better 🤣
THIS IS SOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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And tek unnu lunch time and stop nyam a unnu desk
Use all your PTO and sick time because that job does not care about you.
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As a Jamaican I can confirm that absolutely none of us are saying this 😒
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Police stopped the taxi I was in and emptied it…turns out the driver has 48 outstanding tickets and no liscense 😭😭😭
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Guysss....I was so hungry me stop a kfc....order me food and say me aguh order a cookie....me a put in me order and I was like and can I have m a cocky please.....me waah d grung swallow me 😩😩😩😩
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$165k per month to be a receptionist??? Me aguh look a work a petrojam
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The men who killed Toshina and Soraya had regular day jobs, the woman that killed Danielle worked at a dental office and the man that raped and killed Kanice was a mechanic that went to work right after dumping her body like nothing happened…unnu realize say nuff a we probably
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I love how Jamaicans are starting to really get into pet ownership…saw a guy walking his mongrel last night…mongrel inna leash enuh!!! She looks very well taken care of loool
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Why ppl acting like 40k for groceries is far fetched?? Please point me to where unnu shop cause clearly me a do somn wrong
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Ppl dem inna Trench Town a celebrate dem Brazil win and u have some annoying ppl in the comments and quotes a talk bout unemployment this and unemployment that how unnu miserable suh?? What unnu have gainst enjoyment?? Or is it annoying just annoying when lower class and poor ppl
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No me need a car…fan dung a taxi a while ago and de man push out him head and say a baaaaay and drive off 🤦🏿♀️
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So was walking to hwt, and this guy that was walking behind me caught up to me and asked if I needed company to go to hwt, I said no thanks and d bwoy speed up and walk lef me pon d lonely rd me hate man issi 😭
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I’m seeing this trend with back to school assistance that is annoying…why is assisting a child contingent on them being a straight A student? Why are we saying average students aren’t deserving? Hell maybe if that average student got help with all for example all their books
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As inconvenienced as I am I can’t support the taxi men in this…govt nuh fi budge
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Was giving my niece a bath and she wanted to sing ‘ring a Rosie’ so I was there singing and got to the part that said ‘ashes in the water ashes in the sea’…didn’t remember the line after that so I just said ‘shizzle my nizzle d girls a dead ova me’ I couldn’t stop the song ok 🙈
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Went in a taxi a while ago…when I get on the driver was like ‘Welcome aboard’ and he said thank you passengers when he collected the fares…me nuh used to dem manners deh enuh it was nice
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My dad is sick and my anti vax mom just said to me that she is sorry that she didn’t make dad take the vaccine…he took it behind her back tho I just told her lol
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My ex used to always be like ‘oooh I love your natural style, that’s what attracted me to you’…ppl unnu waah see who him gimme bun wid 🤣🤣🤣 ladies, be urself and don’t make yourself over to please these men ok?
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A lot of Christians are Christians because they fear hell, not because they love God
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Maybe Jah Cure was lying when he said prison anuh bed a rose, cause he sure was in a hurry to go back there
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@IlseBenavides3
@sevenwonderzz_
Exactly what I was thinking…other ppl would have turned out to be surgeons or medical examiners…he chose psycho murder
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Ok I am quitting my job and moving to Dubai to open an ice company…those ppl use lots of ice
#RHODubai
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Hold on…. ‘UWI is considering expulsion’ so Matthew wasn’t expelled with immediate effect?? This boy beat and torture this girl within an inch of her life, and UWI is ‘considering’ expulsion fix it Jesus!!!
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Showed daddy this just now, he going on a tirade talking bout how our days nuh mek nuh sense and the only good thing we have these days a we phones 🤣
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Deceive who?? U think we a guh dung a town fi designer??? Lmaooooooooooooo Foh
Law enforcement officials from the Counter Terrorism and Organised Crime Investigations Branch (CTOC) seized approximately $100 million of counterfeit goods at a business establishment on Barry Street in downtown Kingston on Wednesday.
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A rub shoulders with savage killers every day and deven know?? Scary af when u siddung and think bout it…me fraid a ppl yf
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Look here, me aguh want Nigel Clarke and d rest a dem fi stop lying to the country. if the economy is so great and everything is so peachy, why d road dem naah fix?? Why hospitals naave no equipment? Why teachers get paid late every month?? Where is the money? Look here unnu tell
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Can u believe that there are ppl still without electricity?? This is very concerning
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Me waiting on mummy to open that bottle of wine I got her for Mother’s Day so me can get some
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So…they not gonna remove the lady from knutsford Blvd?? Just see some ppl a run from her a while ago 😭😭😭
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@jaevionn
They kinda resemble still..this is why men, need to stop getting women pregnant all over the place, and women if u get pregnant for a man and he runs off please give the child the man’s last name so these things can be avoided
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Heard on the radio that today is peace day…yall remember when peace day was a big deal? I’d have to wear blue to school and school would finish half day to have peace concert and Perky parrot would come perform for us kids? Remember the PALS activity books we used to get?
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I know St.E has a special place in our hearts as Jamaicans, but I feel like the other badly affected parishes like Clarendon and Manchester aren’t getting the same energy fr
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That mother that committed suicide and killed her daughter…my heart goes out, hey Jamaica rough yf and ppl a guh through it enuh! Nuff a we a guh through everyday and all we doing is coping…a lot of us are not ok! We just a cope!!! Some ppl just can’t cope anymore😔
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D amount a ppl that migrated to Canada and a plan to come back home…saw some ppl I grew up with who migrated to Canada…they working on coming back home…a suh it rough ova deh??
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This whole thing with Kevin Smith really opened my eyes the the psyche of most Jamaicans and why the country is the way it is. Give out couple pounds of rice and mackerel, pay couple school fee and the people will follow blindly that strategy been working for politicians for ages
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Look what I found in the supermarket…love the creativity of Jamaican snack companies, dem pickney yah fi stop nyam Doritos
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Matthew beat the girl till she wet herself in addition to branding her and posted it on his status and ppl really out yah a defend him?? Unnu serious???
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No da taxi yah feel like a Knutsford express…dude was like pleasant good morning all fares please…manners and Wi-Fi?? Ok I like it 🤣🤣
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Went to a cookshop near me and got pink rice…everybody is so creative! A Rameish cause this yah now enuh 🤦🏿♀️
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Ur man have a baby pon u and ur first thought a fi kill the woman and her baby and guh prison instead a lick him inna him head wid a shoes?? That a we problem we love man too much!!!
Leoda Bradshaw, the US Navy petty officer to be tried for capital murder in the deaths of the 10-month-old daughter of veteran politician Phillip Paulwell and the child's mother, one day after learning of the existence of the child, hopped on a plane destined for Jamaica "with
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Coworker went to the supermarket to get bread…not a bread pon d shelf, one thing bout Jamaicans we aguh find any excuse fi buy bread 🤦🏿♀️
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@prettyl61747689
@TotallyAHeart
@jsuismerve
@wubada1
@Lailthinial
@mevin2cool
@corals15
@DisastrousEnby
@full_hearts
Jesus 🤦🏿♀️ what’s wrong with these ppl?? Stop buying into this started from the bottom narrative!!! More than half the successful ppl you see today had some kind of advantage 🙄🙄🙄
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I think that as working ppl we have become too comfortable with having a job and being pretty much unable to survive at the end of the month…we have become comfortable with living hand to mouth, that’s why ppl are confused as to what a liveable wage is
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So…..ppl just drive around w machetes in their car?????
Allegedly happened on South camp road this morning
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@HRashiel
@Shari_Teja
So my friendship is nothing to you? My friendship nuh good enough?? Ur only pretending to care about me just to get into my pants?? That nuh sound fuck up to u??
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Affairs of the heart by Jnr Gong is in my love song playlist…one of the best live songs I’ve ever heard…should I make a reggae love songs playlist?? 🤔
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Sad how our society coddles and protects men when they do wrong …an 8 year old gets raped and murdered, and ppl either blame the parents for being careless or for allowing her to wear eyeshadow, her picture is all over the papers, yet we don’t know what the man looks like cause
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Went to
@slbja
today to close my loan, paid the money, got my little receipt that said final payment feeling all good…. Only for a couple hours later to receive a phone call saying my closing balance was incorrect and I need to pay 40k more… tf?? Me inna shambles rn 😡
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The most disturbing thing about Queen Ifrica’s video is the fact that Derrick Morgan was a dead beat dad that abandoned his daughter and did nothing for her all her life then decided to rape her within the first day of meeting her…talk about insult to fucking injury mighty God!
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Dear Twitter,
When having beefs it is universal knowledge that ones family is off limits...please adhere to this as going so low sucks the entertainment value out of exchanges for scroll and giggle twitter and we do not appreciate it.
Yours Truly
Scroll and giggle twitter
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I try to tell Jamaican youth all the time enuh…do not deliberately do something or make a decision that is going to make your life harder cause trust me…Jamaica is hard as it is!! Don’t add to the hardship…stay in school and do ur best, don’t get pregnant/breed nobody before
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Hearing that the young lady in the ill fitting bathing suit is autistic…where are her parents, guardian or someone to monitor her? Didn’t see anyone around her…Outfit aside what about her safety?? Hope there were no incidents
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Where is the science that says these concoctions increase male virility?? Jamaican men and dem damn aphrodisiacs 🤦🏿♀️
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The madness on our roads will not stop until the govt provides reliable means of public transportation for its citizens and regulate public transportation how it should be…when we nuh reach a work cause we can’t pick and chose transportation unnu aguh carry we guh miss?
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Here in my taxi in Spanish town and I just made an observation…when a Jamaican owned this gas station, taxi man dem couldn’t park in deh or they would be threatened with a wrecker…Chinese bought this gas station, built a lil plaza and turned it into a taxi stand…customers
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Ppl always talk about having multiple streams of income, but they don’t talk about the time you have to invest to get this extra stream of income…do we really have to work 16+ hours a day to live?? 🙄
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Me say, stop a one flag man fi buy one jersey yessideh. A man came up asking for a Tunisian flag and d man say we nuh deal wid dat ova yah suh a only hot side tings me sell 😭😭🤣
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This is one of the events I enjoy watching when it’s Olympics time
Not sure what’s more impressive: the dive or Zach Cooper holding his handstand this long! 😲
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@peacock
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#DivingTrials24
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But on a serious note though, call centres paying people $350 an hour when bread a fi 4 bills???
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So my 17 year old niece who is contemplating taking the vaccine is a devoted Christian...my mom is here telling her that if she takes it, she is not going to be one of God’s chosen and my niece is really upset and conflicted...Jesus the manipulation kmt
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Unnu nuh waah vaccine, Unnu nuh waah wear mask, but unnu waah outside outside me tired a unnu
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To that woman that Matthew abused…I just want you to know that you did nothing to deserve this, there is nothing about you that made this happen to you…he is nothing but a monster and he’s going to get his
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Why would you be calling someone about work after work hours?? Some a unnu nuh grow good enuh
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Me get a rass lesson inna office politics this week…I cannot stress this enough…communicate via email only on work related matters…don’t put yourself in a position where a he said she said situation can occur…unnu listen to me please and thanks
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Everybody who talks about Jamaica’s productivity problem talks about low skilled workers, lack of certification and what not but we don’t talk about the role poor management and absolutely trash leadership plays in our problem 🙄
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U remember when u were little and u used to just go home and get dinner??? Ppl wha me aguh eat?? Feeding myself has got to be one of the most annoying parts of my adulthood
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Unnu a hate pon mothers when a mothers invent cheese patty
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Stomach issues and she feels bad because ppl keep commenting on her weight loss…moral of the story: STOP COMMENTING ON PPL’S WEIGHT! A significant change in someone’s weight could indicate an illness! She says she is scheduled for an endoscopy, I hope she does it soon so she
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Same ppl dem pon me tl a talk bout Matthew shouldn’t be expelled from UWI because he is entitled to due process are the same ppl that are saying those Denham town high school boys in that video should be in jail not school I KID YOU NOT!!
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@OmphaZwonaka
@ChatWithChauke
Not just rich ppl, we regular folks turn our noses up at the poor too
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I wish men would understand that not keeping it in their pants can have dire consequences!!! Unnu naah learn??????
Nationwide News understands a woman who shares a child with Member of Parliament for East Kingston and Port Royal, Phillip Paulwell, has been picked up in connection with the disappearance of Paulwell’s 10-month-old daughter and her mother.
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I hate the fact that ppl keep suggesting a new school for the child…why does the victim have to move?? Why not get rid of the bully?? We reward bad behaviour and punish and inconvenience victims, we don’t know what justice means Kmft
A parent is alleging that school administrators of Calabar High School have done nothing to protect his son, who is consistently being bullied and beaten by his schoolmates.
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She really gonna make her child have a record for $600JMD??
#StarNews
: A mother took her 18-year-old daughter to court for stealing a steel tin pan containing $600 worth of coins from her. The daughter, Kitara Manning, pleaded guilty to simple larceny in the Kingston and St Andrew Parish Court on Thursday.
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Overheard 2 men talking and d man aguh say as soon as a girl has her period she can have sex, but a society a fight it out….i was shocked!! When me tell unnu say we have a problem enuh man!!!
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Anyone who screenshots and shares private conversations is trash
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Went to my hairdresser today, haven’t seen her since my last appointment about 3 months ago…she is noticeably thinner than the last time I saw her, but I know not to comment on ppl’s weight…so she is washing my hair and we talking and she telling me that she has developed
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And the government taking 25% of my pay, 25% everytime me mek a phone call, 15% everytime I buy something yet d d pickney dem a lef school and can’t read, road full a crater, and hospital naave no equipment, government workers a live hand to mouth,
What the employees at NWC did should be considered an act of terrorism. End of story.
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