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"Iโm an ex-spy... I donโt pretend to be anything more than that." ~ Carrie
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Rais
@HHichilema
kwenye mvua wakati wa kufunga mafunzo ya makomandoo wa Zambia. This man is from entirely another planet ๐
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Thank you my Kenyan brothers and sisters as you had more trust in me than most of my fellow Tanzanians. I don't blame them, nonetheless. For past 5+ years Magufuli had successfully tried and managed to portray anyone who stood for the truth as "working for imperialists." Asanteni
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India: Hindu event calling for genocide of Muslims sparks outrage
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#BreakingNews
: Rais
@SuluhuSamia
amezuia matumizi yeyote yasiyo ya lazima na matumizi yote yapate kibali chake
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#BreakingNews
: Mkurugenzi wa Mamlaka ya Bandari aliyesimamishwa kazi jana, Injinia Kakoko amepekuliwa nyumbani kwake leo na Polisi+TAKUKURU na kukutwa na begi kubwa lenye pesa dola za kimarekani 1,625,800
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#Jasusi
is informed kwamba Mchungaji mmoja maarufu was involved in an attempt against Bashite's life. The plot is even thicker kwamba wahusika wanataka wawaangushie jumba bovu watu wasiohusika ili iwe
(a) cover kwa wahusika halisi (b) kisingizio cha kuwabana waliosingiziwa
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Tunapoadhimisha
#SimbaDay2022
ni wakati mwafaka wa kuenzi mchango usiomithilika wa mkuu
@moodewji
ambaye - kubali au kataa - ametutoa kimasomaso wana
@SimbaSCTanzania
na kutufikisha hapa tulipo leo. Salute๐ซก back to you mkuu Mo!
#NguvuMoja
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.
@SimbaSCTanzania
asanteni kwa zawadi bora kabisa kuuaga mwaka 2022 na kuukaribisha mwaka 2023.
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Kila analofanya
@zittokabwe
kwa
@ChademaTz
ni baya. Ni mwanasiasa anayeongoza kwa idadi ya kumtembelea
@freemanmbowetz
gerezani, lakini bado anatukanwa. Leo anamsihi Mama
@SuluhuSamia
asaidie Mbowe kuachiwa, anaitwa mpiga dili. Lini "mnaowasujudia" wamemtembelea Mbowe gerezani?
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Dada ameuliza swali la kijasiri kuhusu kamati iliyoundwa na Mama
@SuluhuSamia
kuchunguza ubadhirifu wa fedha, lakini haijatoa ripoti hadi leo. This lady knows her job. Makofi kwake tafadhali
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#BreakingNews
: Tanzanian President President John Magufuli has passed away at 5.30pm (EAT) at Mzena Hospital in Dar es Salaam. However, the Vice President hasn't been informed.
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Dear
@venusnyota
I just wanted to let you know that "unaupiga mwingi sana" kwenye taarifa zote kuhusiana na majukumu yako as mkurungezi wa mawasiliano ya Rais Mama
@SuluhuSamia
. Yaani hadi raha kusoma taarifa hizo. HONGERA SANA
NB: Kindly retweet kumpongeza Bi Zuhura Yunus
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Asiyefurahishwa na hotuba ya Mama
@SuluhuSamia
leo basi huyo ni MCHAWI. Ofkoz matendo hukidhi haja maridhawa kuliko maneno, na ni muhimu kwa kauli za Mama Samia kutafsiriwa kwa vitendo lakini let's not pretend hizi kauli za leo sio big step towards +255 we deserve. Mama piga kazi
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"Kuachwa na mwanamke aliyekuzidi umri ni kama mtoto kuachishwa kunyonya..." ๐ ๐ ๐
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.
@moodewji
ni alikuwa mchezaji wetu wa 12 leo uwanjani, na japo hizi bao mbili muhimu ni kwa kila mwana-
@SimbaSCTanzania
, he deserves more than asante. Ajengewe sanamu pale Msimbazi. Asante sana mkuu Mo ๐
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Kama namuona Bashite alivyopaniki. Kuna funzo muhimu katika huu msala wa baba yake: ukipanda chuki utavuna chuki. Inasikitisha kuona mtu anaumwa halafu watu kibao wanaombea aondoke tu.
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Halafu "Oh Mo this, Mo that." Tungefika hapa bila
@moodewji
? Ofkoz pongezi kwa wachezaji na kocha lakini itakuwa ukosefu wa shukrani tusipotambua mchango binafsi wa Mo. Haya mko wapi wale wa "utaratibu/mkataba haujazingatiwa"? Mkuu Mo piga kazi, tunaojielewa tunakusapoti
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Kwa vile tu Mama
@SuluhuSamia
hakuteua chaguo lako kuwa Makamu wa Rais does not mean hafai kuwa Rais. Mimi nampa Mama Samia clean sheet of paper kabla sijamhukumu, akiboronga nitamkosoa (kama anavyochelewa kuvaa barakoa) na akifanya vema nitampongeza. Give Mama yetu a chance!
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Dear Mama
@SuluhuSamia
, nakusalimu kwa jina la JMT. Kazi iendelee. Asante kwa kuturejeshea matumaini tunaokuamini. As I have repeatedly said, kufanikiwa kwako ni kwetu sote. Wito wangu kwako ni kumuagiza Dkt Feleshi afute kesi ya Mh
@freemanmbowetz
. Itasaidia kujenga umoja wetu๐
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Siku nikipata wasaa nitaeleza kwa kirefu kuhusu kikosi cha ulinzi wa viongozi cha Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa kinachofahamika kwa jina la PSU, ikiwa ni pamoja na jinsi gani miongoni mwao wanapatikana "walinzi wa karibu zaidi" na kiongozi husika. Itakuwa true story, si ubuyu.
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"Kadri watu wanavyopiga kelele ndio kadri "bipolar" yake inavyoongezeka. Unajua huyu mtu ana fragile ego, anapenda kusifiwa tu. Akikosolewa anafura kama chatu. Trust me, hizi kelele dhidi yake zikiendelea utaskia siku moja kaanguka pwaaa... au kajiuzulu..."
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#BreakingNews
: Bwana Kakoko jana alikuwa amehamisha Shs 48 Bilioni kutoka BOT kupeleka NMB kwenye akauti ya matumizi kwa kisingizio kuwa awalipe Wachina kumbe ni kwa ajili ya Siasa za kupata Makamu wa Rais na Makamu mkt wa CCM. lakini pesa zote zimerudishwa BOT.
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#KwaMaslahiMapana
: Ingependeza endapo Bwana Nyalandu angeamua kumuunga mkono
#TunduLissu
ili zoezi la kumng'oa
@MagufuliJP
lianze mara moja. Ingependeza pia Bwana Membe nae atangaze kumuunga mkono Lissu.
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Hizi taarifa kuwa Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa "imemuweka mateka" Mama
@SuluhuSamia
zinanitatiza mno. Nashawishika kuamini japo kiduchu kwa sababu Mama Samia nimjuae mie sio wa kumuweka Mbowe mahabusu ya wafungwa wa kunyongwa let alone kumbambikia ugaidi. Naskia VPN tena! ๐๐๐
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Moja ya athari hatari za utawala wa
@MagufuliJP
is taking symbiotic relationship btw CCM na Kitengo to whole new level ambapo sasa baadhi ya maafisa wa Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa wamekuwa makada kamili CCM as was case ya huyu Bwana Ephraim Ngenzi (tulikuwa intake moja, UDSM too)
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You guys have a really cool President.
President Uhuru Kenyatta cuts his speech at Magufuli's funeral mass in respect of Adhan that happened as he talked.
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Dear
@TunduALissu
,
@godbless_lema
na
@ngurumo
kuna jasusi wa TISS anaitwa ZANGIRA yupo hapa UK. Ndo tegemeo lao nchi za Magharibi. Kuna kazi amepewa na DGIS Diwani Athuman dhidi yenu. Kuweni makini. Naweza kuwapatia picha mkihitaji. Ngurumo waweza kuthibitisha thru your sources.
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Jinsi Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa ilivyopata "maafisa tarajiwa" zama hizo kabla ya "ajira za kujuana" hazijaanza. Maelezo zaidi kwenye comments
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Mbichi au mbivu kuhusu Bashite itafahamika Jumatatu maana ndio siku anatakiwa kurudi kazini.
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#MATAGA
script imebadilika. From "haumwi" to "hajafa" to "hajafa tarehe 12.03.2021" to "hajafa kwa Korona" to now "analiliwa sana kwa sababu alipendwa." Mlikuwa hamjazaliwa 1999 wakati wa msiba wa Nyerere. Na kama kweli alipendwa sana, kwanini mhangaike kutuaminisha?
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Nitamke tu kuwa mie na Wakili Msomi Kibatala tunatoka sehemu moja: Ifakara aka Ifoza. Ukoo wa akina Kibatala ni maarufu sana hapo Ifakara. Hopefully siku moja nita-link up nae... au labda ndo atakuwa wakili wangu katika mother of all cases in Tz... jasusi vs TISS ๐
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When I broke the news re: Magufuli's demise, my sole intention was to inform the public. Not to deceive anyone. Not to compete with anyone. Not to confuse anyone. Not to convince anyone. The burden of proof, for those of you doubting the news, rests on you: prove me wrong.
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Wananchi aka Shikamoo Jazz Band aka Fainali Uzeeni ๐
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Dear Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa, uzembe wenu unatufanya "wastaafu" tuingie kazini. Kuna NGO moja, makao makuu yapo Dar ila ina branches Shinyanga na Kigoma. Inaingiza raia kutoka nchi moja jirani kupitia sekta ya afya. Wana watu wao Uhamiaji na NIDA wanawasaidia. Acheni kulala ๐ก
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Mnajifanya mnaipigania Tanzania lakini mnapinga wanaoitangaza Tanzania? Tatizo si
@diamondplatnumz
kuwa ni kada wa CCM, kwani hiyo ni haki yake kikatiba. Tatizo ni CHUKI. Genge linalompinga Chibu kuhusu BET ndo hilohilo linalimtusi Mama
@SuluhuSamia
kila kukicha. Stop hating ๐ก
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Kama kila kitu kitakwenda kilivyopangwa, basi kesho tutamjua Makamu mpya wa Rais. Inshallah. Napigia mstari "kama kila kitu kitakwenda kilivyopangwa."
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Haya ndo mambo mashabiki wa
@SimbaSCTanzania
tunayataka. Asante sana semaji kwa kuupiga mwingi ๐๐๐
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Mkuu, samahani kama nitakukwaza kwa kutoafikiana lakini ukweli ni kwamba tusingefika hapa tulipo bila mchango wako usiomithilika. Natambua kuwa wewe si mpenda makuu wala majisifu lakini kila mwana
@SimbaSCTanzania
atakuwa anatambua mchango wako. Asante sana
#NguvuMoja
Simba imefika hapa ilipo si kwa ajili ya Mo, ila kwa ajili ya Mashabiki. Simba haiwezi kufanikiwa bila MASHABIKI. Tukutane Mkapa jumapili saa 4 usiku!
#nguvumoja
@SimbaSCTanzania
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Miongoni mwa walioshiriki kutengeneza kesi feki ya ugaidi dhidi ya Mheshimiwa
@freemanmbowetz
ni huyo AG aliyetolewa madarakani ambaye kilichomsaidia kupata wadhifa huo ni "ndio mzee" kwa Mwendazake. Yeye na kitengo walimpa fake info Mama
@SuluhuSamia
japo nae alipaswa awashtukie
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Kwa Bashite,uchapakazi ni muhimu kuliko elimu.Kwa watumishi 9,000+ waliotimuliwa serikalini,vyeti ni muhimu kuliko uchapakazi cc
@MagufuliJP
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#BreakingNews
: Rais
@SuluhuSamia
amechukua hatua KALI. Account ya matumizi ya TPA HQ IMEZUIWA. Sasa hivi hakuna matumizi yoyote yanayofanywa.
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Kitengo kimeajiri ndugu, jamaa na marafiki from private sector recently. Wamepewa crash course, hawana clue abt jukumu muhimu walilopewa, wanalipwa maradufu ya wazoefu walowakuta kazini. Most ni Lake Zoners. Athari za mzaha huu hazitoonekana leo/kesho but SHALL be seen in future
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Mbowe:
1. Tunadai kuitishwa upya kwa uchaguzi mkuu
2.Tunahitaji kuvunjwa kwa NEC na ZEC
3.Tunalaani vitendo vya vyombo vya dola
4.Tunalaani mauaji ya watu zaidi ya 20
Tunatoa wito kwa wanachama wetu kushiriki maandamano yasiyo na kikomo kuanzia Novemba 2
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"Russiaโs invasion of its neighbour has focused the worldโs attention on the struggles of Ukraine and its people. Despite this, a similarly brutal conflict in the Ethiopian region of Tigray has failed to attract almost any attention at all."
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"Hard times will always reveal true friends."
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Asante Afande CDF kwa uzalendo wako. Asante zaidi kwa Commander in Chief Afande Mama
@SuluhuSamia
. Mwenyezi Mungu azidi kuwalinda nyote ๐
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Vyanzo vyangu vinaniambia kuwa kwa nyakati tofauti Musiba na Bashite wameonekana Uhamiaji wakishughulikia hati zao za kusafiria. Guys, huu ni uchaguzi ambao Waingereza wanasema "yours to lose," yaani kama kwenye soka ni nyie na nyavu, golikipa kenda marikiti. Mshindwe nyie ๐
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"Shushushu: Afisa Usalama wa Taifa ni Mtu wa Aina Gani? Na Anafanya Nini?" Kitabu hiki sasa chapatikana Amazon pekee
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Hongera Mama
@SuluhuSamia
kwa ujasiri huu, maana ungeweza kabisa "kufunika kombe mwanaharamu apite," lakini umefanya kilicho sahihi. Kwa tunaojua kuwa fast-tracked vetting is prone to errors, kosa kama hilo lililotokea si la kushangaza. La muhimu umerekebisha kadhia husika ๐
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Naandaa
#breakingnews
kuhusu undani wa hizo audio zinazosambaa. Nimefanikiwa kupata CHANZO na SABABU. Dah! Nimechoka kwa kweli!
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#Jasusi
ameunganisha clips tatu za hotuba ya Mheshimiwa
@freemanmbowetz
hapo jana. Mpende au mchukie lakini Mheshimiwa Mbowe ni mzalendo ambaye amewapigania Watanzania kwa nguvu zake zote, ila tu Watanzania wenyewe wengi wao ndo watu wa ovyo tena wasio na shukrani. Historia
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Wahafidhina within Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa wamemueleza Mama
@SuluhuSamia
kuwa
@freemanmbowetz
AKIFUNGWA, KISHA MAMA AKAMPA MSAMAHA itamuongezea her political capital. Dear Mama Samia hao majahili hawakutakii mema. Mateso dhidi ya mtu asie na hatia hayawezi kuwa mtaji wa kisiasa
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Russian President Vladimir Putinย plunges into icy Lake Seliger at a male monastery 5ยฝ hours northwest of Moscow, during the Orthodox celebration of Epiphany.
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Ila nchi yetu ina uhaba wa wazalendo. Hadi muda huu hakuna mwanasheria japo mmoja aliyeamua "kujilipua" kwa kutamka "enyi mlioitwa tishio kwa usalama wa taifa, najitolea kuwawakilisha dhidi ya Musiba." I guess
#Lissu
would have "bought" this case had he not been in hospital.
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Dah nimembaini "super pandikizi," and I'm virtually dead. Ndugu zangu wa upinzani kazi mnayo kwa kweli. Time and again, nawasisitiza muimarishe vitengo vya intelijensia kwenye vyama vyenu. Hayo mapandikizi ni kansa inayowatafuna kimyakimya ๐
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Naambiwa kuna mwongozo umetolewa kwamba "vifo vya watu maarufu" visitangazwe, kwa sababu "vinaichafua serikali ya
@MagufuliJP
" ambayo "imefanikiwa kudhibiti korona" kwa "KUPUUZA vifo vya walalahoi." Naambiwa kuwa "vigogo kadhaa wamevuta" lakini taarifa za vifo vyao zimedhibitiwa
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Nimejiskia uchungu kwa kweli. Pole sana dada. Good news is, Mola wako bado yupo nawe...and that's all that matters!
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Zaidi ya 50% ya Ma-DC, RAS na DAS ni maafisa wa Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa. Hawa walipewa nyadhifa hizo na Magufuli kwa sababu maalum. Mama
@SuluhuSamia
anapaswa kuwarejesha kitengoni. Benki Kuu nako, hali ni hiyohiyo. Na inachochea dharau na ufisadi. Mumfikishie ujumbe Mama yetu.
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Sakata la almasi iliyokamatwa eapoti: nyaraka zaonyesha kuwa Serikali sio tu iliridhia bali pia ilishiriki
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Tufike mahala tuambiane ukweli:
@MagufuliJP
anaipeleka Tanzania kusikostahili. And that is too bad. But what's even worse ni kwamba asilimia kubwa ya Watanzania wanasubiri miujiza, kwamba siku moja huyu bwana atabadilika. He won't. Worse is yet to come (God forbid)
#MarkThisTweet
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Siku CCM ikondoka madaraka ndo utakuwa mwisho wa bongofleva na bongo muvi
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Last night I attended
@daddyhope
's Twitterspace. I learned a lot from him. He's exceedingly passionate about his change in Zim. All I could tell my Zim brothers & sisters is you are truly lucky having Hopewell. In Swahili, we call such a person "mtu na nusu" (a man and a half).
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"Usizungukwe na wasaidizi wanaotamani wadhifa wako."
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Pengine ni mabadiliko kutokana na nyakati, lakini miaka ya nyuma, kitengo kiliwekeza vya kutosha katika kumwandaa afisa mtarajiwa. Siku ya kwanza mafunzoni ilikuwa ni kama "siku kutoka kuzimu" (a day from hell). Pata fleva kidogo hapo chini kwenye comments
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Mama
@SuluhuSamia
yu bukheri wa afya, na panapo majaliwa atafanya mabadiliko ya baraza lake la mawaziri shortly
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So what happened to "VP wetu" Emmanuel Nchimbi? ๐
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#UshauriWaBure
: Dear
@ChademaTz
nadhani umati uliojitokeza leo kumpokea
#TunduLissu
licha ya vitisho vya
@tanpol
umewarahisishia kazi ya kuteua mgombea urais kwa tiketi ya chama chenu. Mkimkata mmeua chama.
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Chagua jibu sahihi
Bashite ni sawa na
(a) mtoto wa rais
(b) makamu wa rais+waziri mkuu+mkuu wa usalama wa taifa
(c) mkuu wa wakuu wa mikoa
(d) rais
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Haiingii akilini: Ben Saanane+Azory hawajulikani walipo, Lissu kamiminiwa risasi kadhaa, na majuzi viongozi wawili wa CDM wameuawa kinyama...kisha mbwa mmoja anabweka "hawa watu 10 ndo tishio la usalama Tz." Nani alomtuma mbwa huyu? Yani sie hatari zaidi ya
#WatuWasiojulikana
?
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"I don't wish anyone dead but I've read some obituaries with great satisfaction."
- Mark Twain
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Kigogo mmoja mstaafu jeshini aliletwa kwenye matibabu hapa Uingereza, ni poti wake Magufuli na malipo yalifanywa na serikali. Pia ndugu wa huyo mjeshi alipoumwa alipelekwa India akatibiwa na gharama za serikali.
Hakuna cha kubana matumizi wala nini. Sema anakula na "mapoti" wake
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Shughuli ya uwekaji mashada bila kuhusisha japo kiongozi mmoja wa Upinzani sio ishara nzuri
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Kamishna Awadhi ana ndoto za kuwa IGP. Alifarakana na Sirro kabla ya kuwa IGP akitarajia homeboy wake Mangu angemwachia kiti hicho. Alitamani ardhi ipasuke nafasi ilipokwenda kwa Sirro. Hii operesheni ya juzi vs Chadema ni jitihada zake binafsi kum-impress Bimkubwa kuhusu u-IGP
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Mjifunze kudai haki zenu. Mkilishwa matango pori mumkalie kooni mhusika na kumuuliza "ulituaminisha hivi, kulikoni"? Itasaidia kuzuwia "kulishwa matango pori" zaidi ๐
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This trio should be very worried:
๐Doto James (Magufuli's nephew, Paymaster General)
๐Paul Makonda (Magufuli's adopted son, ex- Dar City governor)
๐Heri James (Magufuli's nephew, Ruling party CCM's youth Wing chairman).
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Baadaye leo nitahojiwa na kipindi cha Newsday cha BBC World Service kuhusu hali ya kisiasa nchini Tanzania. Kipindi husika kitarushwa kesho alfajiri kwa mida ya hapa UK.
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