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Voted “Twitter’s Top Troll” 2021,2022,2023. You’re here because I hurt your feelings. Gump from the Jump. #RollTide

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Joined December 2023
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This version doesn’t have playoff mode.
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The EA College Football cover has been released
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@DakotaJamesCox Well the problem is Madden was someone who helped in the development of the game itself and was hands on, not just a good coach. I’m a bama fan and I think it’s dumb af to name it Saban, just put him on the cover.
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@SSN_Alabama @USATODAY Nick didn’t even know he was retiring at that point
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@DakotaJamesCox Could but I highly doubt he has as much desire or care for a video game as Madden did
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@CoachHughFreeze Not bad for an escort
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@BarstoolAlabama @WarEaglePastor Went to church looking for Alabama players and not Jesus? Oof
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@Hayesfawcett3 How do you make Saban look older than he is? Damn
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Auburn claims they’ve signed the best wr class ever. They ain’t ranked as high as Smitty, Ruggs and Jeudy (97.66 avg). Lyin ass fans
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@SeminOLDschool Respect 🫡
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@VaquitaDawg Jason Kelce plays at 275-285 non issue
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@Only1LG Boy look like Iverson hit him with a crossover with them eyes all crossed up. Surprised he didn’t see this coming tbh
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Taking out that shitty cover
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NCAA Football is Almost Back
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What’s the first thing you are doing in the new NCAAF?
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@Alabama_FN If hiring the coach who’s line just won the Joe Moore award isn’t enough to keep a player then wtf will? Money?
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@austinsrandolph Emmanuel Henderson is faster, Law is the fastest and Milroe is also faster than bond.
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@Jaberuski How funny would it be if the clock expired when she started shuffling her feet?🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@CFBLive247_ I feel like we already saw this defense get ate up by Bryce
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This is why Saban left. NIL and the portal has ruined the game. What we’ve learned so far is that kids aren’t loyal to schools, tampering is real and college football doesn’t exist. Just wait until your coach leaves if you’re a fan of another team.
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Hey Auburn, Dueces.✌️ #RollTide
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@Parlay_J0E Marino 1$ LT 1$ Witten 1$ Moss 4$ Megatron 4$ Julio 3$ DHop 1$
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@NickyPerkss How cool is it that the University prepares their students for life after graduating Auburn? Some say homelessness is a problem, for some it’s a choice.
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Tennessee fans already shaking with fear of Coach DeBoer. Will they ever not exhibit beta behavior? Probably not, sadly.
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Rumor has it DeBoer will step down at Alabama to accept the WR coaching position at the. university of Georgia.
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@jontweetssports @HamDawg115 @dannykanell You don’t judge a safety by one on one match ups. For someone who played football he’s not showing that he knows ball very well
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Alabama just had the greatest run in the HISTORY of CFB and other teams think their trolls hurt us? 😂 Bro you can’t touch us.
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@RiduFly @TideOnTop_ Careful we might take those third stringers and beat you in the SECCG with em….
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So that’s when I asked her, “You’re 18 right?”
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Tennessee fans leaving Neyland after DeBoer and Bama start the next 17 years of dominance.
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@DontrellChillis No man has made a bigger impact in the game of CFB on the field and off
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How much you love them trees? FAFO
@E2C_Network
E2C Network: The Auburn Experience
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Saban statue and an Auburn jersey… Do you dare us? 😉 #WarEagle
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@kyleshitts Still more concerned about what Alabama is doing. Someone is scared
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@rainy_steve @AttyBlackbeard No hate. But it’s “couldn’t care”
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Ask yourself this… In your lifetime, have you watched your team win 7 national championships? Have 4 Heisman winners? Beat your rival 15 years in a row? If not.. keep it moving. You ain’t got nothing to say to me. #BAMA #RollTide
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@ViS0rB2B @SOL65years @finebaum You’re smarter than to think just because you beat a team the last time you played that you would automatically win the next game.
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@VolsFanNumber1 lol legal counsel 😂
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Tennessee fans are more worried about Alabama than us fans. Bless them
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📉📉📉📉
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Former Auburn QB Robby Ashford is expected to transfer to South Carolina, sources tell @BCrawford247 and me for @247Sports . Former four-star recruit who was Auburn’s starting QB in 2022. Began his college career at Oregon. ( @mikegittens 1st).
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A lot of people commenting on bama losing players, still have to live with the fact that bama still has better talent and y’all had the same coach for a while now. #portalispoppin
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@BarstoolAlabama
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“You’ll never hear an Auburn man/woman chant “F*ck Bama”! The creed is too important to us! We are a classy family!” GTFOH with your holier than thou shit i’m seeing on Elon’s app.
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😂 No 24 TE is just happy to be on this list 😂😂😂
@Hayesfawcett3
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Ohio State’s 2024 Transfer Class 😳: -Caleb Downs (No. 1 Overall Player) -Quinshon Judkins (No. 1 RB) -Will Howard (No. 16 Overall Player, No. 6 QB) -Seth McLaughlin (No. 6 IOL) -Will Kacmarek (No. 24 TE) The Buckeyes also bring in the No. 1 Recruit in ‘24 in Jeremiah Smith, as
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@AllAubarn If it was an underage girl auburn fans would be like
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@maklelan @Kleinerman30045 Keep doing what you do Dan. As one who can speak for the majority of your followers, we thank you for shedding light and bringing truth to misguided information that has been so freely spread without ever being questioned or challenged.
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@JustMemesMore @247Sports @GoVols247 @vo_ldemort Thanks for looking out for the integrity of the sport. We need more…..memes. Way to bring awareness big guy!
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@Rivals @YahooSports But I thought Bama always paid players. Wouldn’t that give him a “jump” on the NIL scene? Maybe, just maybe let’s think a 72 year old might want to do something other than work all the time.
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@TideInTejas Yeah it was time for him to leave. He saw players get more demanding and probably didn’t want any part in it. It’s lost the enamor it once had since the skill of recruiting is being replaced by donors ability to pay
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@rainy_steve “Measuring”
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@MonteLive Yeah he was part of the class and played there. If you watched football or followed the sport you would know he was arrested while he was in the nfl, after being drafted in the first round
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@WOWNowThatsMe Auburn not seeing that Alabama is giving this man, who’s a huge Alabama fan, an opportunity to live out a dream that’s probably been his since he was a kid. That speaks volumes about who you guys are.
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@MonteLive Get a clue? I had to explain it to you 🤣
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@Austin_Vols Does the B in your name stand for Bama? Cause you love tweeting about Bama
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@senor_crappy Once again Alabama is breaking records. Be jealous
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@AuburnEinstein Doesn’t change the fact we still signed a better wr class.
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Alabama on Auburns head all week
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@SportsGuyLance With all your talent it’s a shame that it’s only limited to this app. You should have a much larger audience
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“It’s in the game” but our players opted out. It’s the little things
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It’s In The Game
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@BigOrangePunch @UgFB4e One letter makes the difference between petting a duck or a dick. Small things matter
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@BMLLERGOAT @AllAubarn He’s just trying to get that $4.57 from twitter interactions
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@nolesjrfan @BamaBoy_5 @_bigbam_ Na this mfer arguing. Kicking and screaming because his team ain’t in the playoffs. Boo fucking hoo old timer
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At least we can say nobody gonna know what we look like week one. A whole new Bama.
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@JPScottIV @groovysmuthy That’s you 🤡🫵
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Bring them in
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Washington four-star freshman offensive lineman Landen Hatchett has entered the transfer portal, @chris_hummer and I have learned for @247sports . Was the Huskies’ 2023 winner of their most outstanding freshman award.
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And the only way they could have done it was by cheating. Damn shame too *
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Michigan broke Alabama. Alabama was the heart and soul of the SEC for so many years. Michigan broke the SEC.
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@officiallly13 One of my favorite players too. It ain’t like you ain’t wanted or gonna be used in this offense.
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@Rivals Your daddy has a better chance to leave you for Alabama. Chill
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We might need a Muhhammad
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Twin towers
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@AlabamaNati0n Sheriff from the Ozarks
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@NickyPerkss I hope he’s doing good and when he gets out he finds a life that brings him happiness
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@cfb_georgia @Gump2Hard @SquidwardsWrld @SHANKK50 Oh no sir! According to my calculations (and yours) Murray is a lot better.
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@Ri_S_OB You think UAB would merge to make a complete team or would they then hit the portal too?
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Decaying dynasty?
@On3sports
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REPORT: Tennessee is under NCAA investigation for potential NIL violations across several sports, per @ByPatForde .
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@AlafrigginBama @PeteThamel What he did at UNC is impressive. OC for Trubisky (2nd overall pick) and developed Jonathan Cooper (7th overall pick)
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@SullenSerf A murder was covered up by Alabama? Weird
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The excuse that he wins with the goats players won’t exist. #RollTide
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Kalen DeBoer on @finebaum about roster change and turnover: "I'm really not alarmed at all"
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@BigOrangeHeupel You’re better than this. You don’t want that association, might cause you to lose that respectable credibility you almost have
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@CFB_Pat Saban didn’t take over a program like Georgia either but go ahead… I guess.
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@JustMemesMore So does this mean I can quit my job?
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Fellow Gumps Whether we win or lose, we can say we witnessed the greatest run in CFB history, and this was just the beginning. What a ride we’ve had 😎 looking forward to this new era. #RollTide
@kyronsamuels
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this is still a top 5 performance i’ve ever seen in college football. rushed 246 yards & this legendary drive to cap off a ranked victory. mark ingram is a CFB hall of famer.
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@Blount_8 @aaronleicht No they can’t handle that either
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@BrodySmoot @RodRoss22 Be crazy if Polk hopped on board
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@BarstoolAlabama Give him a break, after all he did just find out I was his father.
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This version doesn’t have playoff mode.
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@TDAlabamaMag Tyler Booker and Jalen Milroe
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@GBOVFL22 Tennessee fans said Milton was winning the heisman
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@VernFunquist That’s what they’ll tell themselves to save face from getting their puppy dog asses kicked by a guy who was thinking about riding around in his Ferrari and chilling at his beach house
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@CoachHughFreeze How are you on social media and the Alabama Sex offenders registry Danny?
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