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@CertainlyNotLiz

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SB Advocate, nerdy about the gov, Human-Centered Everything. Probably reading. Hot takes are my own, nothing is an endorsement. I'm just yelling into the void.

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@Davinci23638919 Weird how they let these guys keep their masks
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@PageSix This headline is irresponsible journalism
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@fox12oregon Their name was Nex.
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@ElijahSchaffer Naked racism from a white dude whose eyebrows touch each other. No one is surprised.
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@OldRowOfficial They have literally no clue what they are counter protesting
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@stephen_richer @aubrey_savela @TPAction_ It's rare to see someone murdered twice in the same day
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@NYPDDaughtry So you found a textbook in an academic building?
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@ImWatson91 Awww you memed yourself
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@DallasTexasTV But we can’t have healthcare 🤦‍♀️
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@thedailybeast Her birth family…? That feels like a weird distinction
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@highbrow_nobrow @HeartlandSignal Let me make sure I understand Child exploring/questioning the construct of gender = innocent child in need of protection requiring legislation But 10-year-old child experiencing horrific trauma with an option to prevent compounding trauma = woman Really?
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@RyanWaltersSupt Would you care to comment on the high school student recently killed? How were you protecting them?
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@wdwpro1 Why were they looking at the genitals of a face character at a character dinner? That makes no sense?
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@TelegraphRoyals Celia seems to think she has the right to decide what Royals (who aren't on the payroll) name their kids though? That seems odd.
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@MichaelRapaport Hey so alternatively, you could not take pictures of strangers to post on the internet, it’s weird
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@FredDiBiase247 Fred, that is an unripe avocado. It's not fake.
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@abierkhatib With her baby 🤦‍♀️
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@ChiTownSam723 @JewishLives23 Hi you get the difference between working as an actor and working as the President of the US, right?
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@jfdeux It’s beautiful. It’s also the only non Disney hotel that has breakfast with Mickey
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@WallStreetApes I have great news for you about the venn diagram of people convicted of 34 felonies yesterday and people who have been directly accused, by victims, of paying Epstein to have sex with young girls.
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@KevOnStage Outside of a smutty novel? Absolutely not. That’s a one way ticket to patching drywall at best. No thank you.
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@Alexa_Curtis That’s a lot of word salad for: I stole my way into a half marathon because I felt like it
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@ChiTownSam723 @JewishLives23 Not my fault you made a terrible point 🤷‍♀️
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@jasondeandc Everything is chemicals
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@RepSteel How do you reconcile this with your sponsorship of the Life at Conception Act?
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@Thembisile_Q Heyyyy, so there’s a reason these signs are in the ladies room and not just posted everywhere in the bar.
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@illicitbuteraa So not Ticketmaster and their surge pricing model, fees, and markups? But the Eras tour?
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@JoshuaPHilll Concerning
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@kirawontmiss You ratio’s the president by proving that you 200k other people don’t understand how the American government works. Congratulations!
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@NancyMace The job is probably a lot harder when you vote against the bills that bring money to your district. Probably real hard indeed
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@SFC_Adam_ @s8mb Jokes on you, we don't know what a KG is
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@GBNEWS How does she plan to enforce this?
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@ElonGate_2022 @KatyMontgomerie Oh my sweet summer child
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@MatthewDR It is countering what you said. You said the cyber truck is the “safest car” but, The cyber truck has no rear crumple zones (on sight in this picture) which makes it inherently less safe because there is nothing to protect the occupants from the force of the accident.
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@USA_Polling I mean, they only asked 608 people total so I wouldn't exactly call this a solid sample
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@JDVance1 It’s on March 31st every year, Easter moves. This is manufactured outrage.
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@davidmackau Like this: Marchmadness of Chumley
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@kayleehost22 @anactualwalnut There is no such thing as a "preborn" person and the rest of this is word salad, stop. You should read what she wrote.
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@RNN_RoyalNews lol @ trying to police the former colonies
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@Poo_Crave The police absolutely would not have tested him for Truvada...wtf is this?
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I want to connect with my people! This is my #FBRParty #FollowBackResistance I WILL follow you. Who is tired of or representatives not doing their jobs? Please: 1 Like 2 Retweet 3 Follow 4 Reply 5. Copy this tweet to your own. #VoteThemOut #BlueTsunami #FBR #RESISTANCE
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@AlphaVGuy @MrsButters @LilJoe926 It’s the hypocrisy that is the character assault there. But good try.
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@page_jason79468 @ElijahSchaffer Say it with your picture next to your name, Jason.
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@atensnut That is a person living their life proudly, with absolutely no negative impact on yours.
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@tmsilverman But, you lost to a 10-year-old, so...
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@stacey_1776 @mushycrouton @AChamaillart @jk_rowling So....you agree that she wishes ill on trans people?
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@tisflying Ok but also in the US
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@Mere_Constant We don't do "royal rules" in America. There was a whole war about it
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@JoshWalkos @Geo_youngson That’s not an answer. Why does it bother you?
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@buckeyebettie @emilyki74080695 Yield to what? This isn’t a joke.
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@liamdelswift You may want to sit in a quiet place with why you see people celebrating and immediately assign “hyper-sexualized”
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@ChayaRaichik10 It’s not because you “post tik toks” and you know that, Chaya. Stop victimizing yourself.
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@SarahisCensored @210_4528 That is a trans man. That is not a female on performance enhancing drugs. Your hate put him there.
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@Rasmussen_Poll @SenatorHagerty What percentage of those flights actually exist?
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@iwannafeelfull Oh no she became an adult! The horror!
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@RightWingWatch Do you think he's ever met another person, any other person, other than people just like him? This is wild
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@againstgrmrs If you believe this to be a minor, why are you sharing a video of them taking their clothes off?
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@Magvgc @ninaturner @PlanetScrapstar There is no scenario where a 10 year old is pregnant and rape did not occur. “If she was impregnated against her will…” SHE IS TEN YEARS OLD.
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@Alexa_Curtis @HungryGames2000 lol @ you thinking refunding a client has anything to do with you stealing
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@MailOnline Oh look they’re doing it again
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@ElieNYC me: YES OF COURSE WE..oh god I am over 40 now
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@SeligerGrants @PhilHollowayEsq That you see white kids making monkey noises at black people and come to this conclusion this is absolutely wild
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@Nina_Metz That and Philip lived through the overthrow of the monarchy in Greece. He lost family, and was smuggled out himself in an orange crate having to love his life in exile
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@mufuzzy @cbouzy This you? Telling other people they should be ashamed of the literal same thing?
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@xteaclips When ships lose power they often lose steering which may be why this ship drifted into the bridge
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@maththfcx @LastDayShari @_TruthZone_ Don't worry a man is here to explain womens bodies to them!
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@heatherscope @StevenDCSmith This is a very recent Gold Star family, they don't seem to be within 6 ft of anyone else. They've been through a lot - maybe you can have a little empathy and cut them some slack. Sincerely, a high-risk for the scary-covid human who has lost loved ones in service to our country.
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@OneBadDude_ @VP wAs It FuNdEd bY aCt BlUe? Do you hear yourself? Are people getting off of buses? In a city? Near a major bus and train station? It must be a conspiracy!
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@VickieforNYC While you're backpaddling advocating for the execution of American college students because you don't like what they are protesting about. When you say anti-American would that label also apply to a public official calling for college students to be executed for their thoughts?
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@Action2getherNJ The drywall in the hallway is not safe.
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@ChiTownSam723 @pling619 Samantha. Go touch grass. This is absurd.
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@Irpk23 @MiraSorvino I like that instead of just wrong, you decided on LOUDLY WRONG here. You really committed to being wrong, well done.
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@LouisStaples We call those "The Kennedys"
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@anylaurie16 She can have a little conspiracy theory, as a treat
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@kilday_morgan Oh, easy. This is one guy with one flare. Leading a group of people protesting a genocide by a government. Charlottesville was actual nazis protesting actual replacement theory, and someone was actually murdered there. Hope this helps!
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@DrEliDavid Looks like maybe they are in London
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@Sturgeons_Law The absolute mediocre white man audacity it takes to be a blogger and a podcast host and feel like you have any ground to stand on to make fun of a Mayor who was elected by 70% of the vote, in a city you don't live in 🙄
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@danwootton Two things: “named” is doing a lot of work here considering it’s a passing reference a la dignitaries like Prince Harry AND why’d you crop William out of that picture?
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@BordwellNole So, y’all went to agitate and people just continued with what they were doing and didn’t take the bait. Noted I guess.
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@ElissaDeSouza First of all, aren't you talking about Navy Yard? Really? Also, maybe you forgot but your bio claims you're a DC Native, where exactly is that Rural town in DC? Come on, you can grift better than this.
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@MichealMay13223 @Poo_Crave That's not how blood tests work - they don't just test for everything in your blood stream
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@tatereeves Weird since you have the highest maternal and infant mortality rates in the US. How can those things all be true at the same time 🤔
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@JoshWalkos If you’re first though to when you see a flag is about sex, It’s a you problem.
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@Rothmus Got a source on this?
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@fandompulse She’s wearing a blazer…
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@SnowFairyToo @thedailybeast I think I probably would have just said "family" because why make the distinction?
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@taybeloved_ What the hell is a gay-looking shoe?
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@synergypickles @imnotpopbase @snakel3t Charges being dropped doesn't mean someone isn't guilty it just means they can't be convicted.
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@richardaeden Not really sure why you’re talking about them if I’m honest
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@aubrey_savela @stephen_richer @TPAction_ Are you a PAC field rep, and you don't know that voter addresses are part of the public record?
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@_celia_bedelia_ This funniest damn thing I've read all day. What do we think he thinks a hysterectomy is?
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@yaelbt Is this a joke? Not accomplishing a lifetime goal, not having a child, but a comedian from the 90’s, who once dated a 17 year old, that’s going to be the highlight of their lives? K 😂
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@Chesschick01 Piloting a lot of cargo ships these days, are you?
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@musicstruggles1 Mmmm....that's not the choice people are making today, but Ok.
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@matthewmaddock We do know that college athletes are playing basketball in America, yes. Not really sure what you’re suggesting be investigated
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