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59 yo, Proud Gay Man. Foul-mouthed, Smart Ass. Uncensored. Amputee RBK. Only one month left in my 50s. 🤷♂️ 🌊🇺🇦⚛️🌊🏳️🌈 No DMs/No lists. #LSNED
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If people would just read back to the original post, and read the full original post, to get the context of my reply to a reply, I'd have to explain myself a lot less on Twitter. 🙄
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@MrsButters
Sorry, but I've been honing my gaydar since 1982 and that boy looks pretty queer to me.
Just saying....
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@joncoopertweets
Jimmy Carter. No, he was not the greatest president. But he has shown, post presidency, more conviction and compassion than any other former president in my lifetime. He's never stopped working for other people. Even his failures are exemplary because he tried.
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@LordgrimOz
@sebtownpatti
@AOC
So let me get this straight?Women who get pregnant w/o meaning to, those you deem irresponsible...
They are the ones that you want to give the responsibility of raising a child to?
Your religious beliefs are apparent. Your logic, compassion and foresight are NOT.
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@JoJoFromJerz
What they should say is...
"There's nothing more that can be done to stop mass shootings, if I want to keep my political donors and my job."
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@rocam54
I was a very good waiter. Most of the people I waited on were request tables.
Had a guy come in one day and asked for any table but Joey's. He didn't want to queer waiting on him.
But my manager made sure that I delivered the food! 👿🤣🤣🤣
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@JodyFitzwater
@joncoopertweets
That's a nice sentiment. And I agree with it wholeheartedly. But let's be honest. That scenario would never come to fruition. Asking and a Christian to keep quiet about how everyone else should live their lives, is like asking a dog not to lick itself.
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@Mollyploofkins
Beyond a couple speeches, what was the "Be Best" campaign all about? What were its goals?
Did Melania ever leave the White House to ever achieve those goals?
Just like her meal ticket (oops, I meant her husband), she's all fertilizer and no garden.
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@Victorshi2020
Golly g, sounds like a couple hundred senators don't want to be audited themselves either. I guess you're afraid of a slippery slope that'll drag their asses to the bottom of the hill.
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@lindyli
From groveling to refusing to take his phone calls. He could lose $100 million overnight and it wouldn't hurt his ego nearly as much.
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@RonFilipkowski
I just don't understand how a man like myself, with only a high school education and 40 years of paying attention can know more about the law than a member of the bar?
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Not trying to be facetious or rude, but...
When was the last time you were happy?
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@JamesL1927
@arcjean
I'm not really a big fan of either of these two. But damn did they sing that song!
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@nathaliejacoby1
Well would you consider it a part of a healthy lifestyle to be able to hear your smoke alarm, to chew your dinner or to see the staircase in front of you?
That this is even a question beggars belief!
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@BassBurg
@CalltoActivism
I didn't choose to be gay. But I chose to be my authentic self and live my life with honesty and pride.
If your god wants me to spend the rest of my life, lying to myself, my family, my friends and making myself and everyone else miserable for the next 30 years, he's not my god!
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@duty2warn
@Unveiled76
Watch out, boys and girls! Uncle Jack's about to cross the street with a broom. And several people are going to get swept off the porch in the process.
Justice is sometimes ploddingly slow. I'm patient.
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@SpeakerPelosi
And we're proud to have you there. Knowing that you're there, with your experience and your compassion, puts some of my trepidation to rest.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried, though.
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@nathaliejacoby1
Elect-tile dysfunction. I know it's two words. But it sounded good coming out
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@ZPoet
@patsymartin67
Just because someone in the room says "Jesus Christ" every time he starts talking doesn't mean ...
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@ChristnNitemare
Well honey, I've been honing my gaydar for 40 years now, since I was 18 years old.
And that young woman has a big surprise coming in about 5 or 6 years! If not sooner!
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@nathaliejacoby1
Come out of the closet and be happy .
Don't waste the time cultivating relationships with your siblings. It will never work out .
Make sure you tell your mother how much you love her on November 22nd 2017. It will be your last chance.
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@TheUnvirgin
In reality, this is probably a picture of a kid who just had his game controller taken away.
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@StandForBetter
@GoodTroubleShow
This alone was worth me paying attention to this congressional debacle!
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@rocam54
It could have been a heartbreaking and demeaning situation. But my manager wasn't having it.
Her rule was...
The customer is only right when you want them to come back!
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I'm not sure if humanity has always been this stupid or if it's just that we're documenting it all now? 🤔
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@FacePalm_Lord
@Michell33650674
I'd stay away from sharp objects if I were him. That's if he doesn't want his misogyny bubble to burst!
He only cares about the threat he thinks strong women pose to his fragile masculinity.
He doesn't respect them enough to even let them make their own choices?
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@LBJFKploitics
@TeamPelosi
In my humble opinion it's very difficult to underestimate how lucky we are that these two were in Congress in 2017!
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@GretaGrace20
@Magpie4Life1892
What a crappy, cold, dispassionate kiss!
If Josh Hawley's lips were closed any tighter he could get a job as a docking module on the ISS!
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@SjamaanN
Time machine. Because my soulmate died 30 years ago. If I pick number 3, I'll get back number one. I can do without the money if I had him back.
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@ChristnNitemare
Studies show that there's a 71% chance that this kid's going to grow up to be queer! 😆
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@cspan
@BaddCompani
@RepLizCheney
I'm not a lawyer, but this is a sincere question .
If it is found that Trump was committing crimes during the last month or so of his administration, can his pardons be voided?
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@DLgodlessbitch
Which Christian holidays? Saturnalia or Eostre? Samhain? The Festival of Lemuria?
Which holidays are Christian holidays again? 🤷♂️
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@GenFlynn
Innocent people don't ask for and get pre-conviction pardons. They don't need them.
And it was a grand jury of his peers that indicted him. Not the prosecutor, not the judge, not the president.
It's never too late to learn the law. Apparently, you'll have to learn it the hard way
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@Mollyploofkins
I canceled Netflix and Paramount Plus and I spend the 20 bucks a month on birdseed and peanuts for the squirrels.
I watch them now more than I ever watched Netflix or Paramount anyway.
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@hemantmehta
Yes, the sacraments are more important than the mental and physical health of a child. They're worth more than the safety of a child. Their sanctity worth more than the future of that child.
Moral high ground, my happy fucking ass!
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@Moth81
If I stay at 22 followers for the next 10 years, I'll still enjoy the tet a tet and like minds I find here.
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What is your worst emotional trait?
Mine is sentimentality.
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@StandForBetter
@GoodTroubleShow
Who sold that lady the nail gun!? I mean, damn girl!
I'm out of breath and I was just listening to the damn thing!
Someone give me her Twitter handle!
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@Sonia_art9
Should men still be polite in 2023? What an inane question .
People who take offense at someone else opening a door for them have their own issues with self-esteem. They assume negative motives and take umbrage.
Angry people can look for reasons to be angry, any reason.
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@Mollyploofkins
Because he knows a lot more about Trump than he's been forced to say under oath.
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@Maximumatheist
Because the earth and the plane are both spinning at 1400mph at the start. That cancels it out.
My fucking god! How do these people function?!
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@_Peace_Love_US
If the GOP are not condemning Maga activity, they're condoning it. That makes them the same entity.
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@RonFilipkowski
I haven't even read the terms of service. I figure I live 58 years without this platform. If they boot me off, I'm sure I can find something else to do with my time.
Wouldn't be the first time my big mouth got me escorted out of the room! 😀🤣😀
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@TheFungi669
I don't think I'm going to worry about a woman's opinion when she can't even spell the word agenda.
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@jmasseypoet
I thought you macho alpha men were invincible and everything about you was perfect and upstanding and just?
You mean simply being asked by a woman to treat well and equally was enough to break your spirits?
Poor, poor pitiful you! Talk about a snowflake!
What a pathetic excuse.
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@JeannettedeBon2
@NewPrezAndVp
@DashDobrofsky
I voted for Jimmy Carter in a mock election in 5th or sixth grade. So technically he was the first president I voted for.
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@NotZishan
@veebeeblack
Because no Hindu ever told me how to live my life or tried to pass a law to keep me from living it the way I see fit.
No Hindu was ever called me evil to my face or named me a threat to children.
No Hindu ever told me I was going to hell for being who I am.
Next question ...
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@Mollyploofkins
I live in an 800 ft² apt. It's the perfect size for me and my dog. Enough to live in. Not too much to keep clean and maintain.
But I would love to have a tiny house with a small yard, a little garden, a hedgerow, a porch.
I'm a simple man. A roof, food, warmth. My dog. My books.
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@EastEndJoe
You know I love your sense of humor, Joe. But next time can we get a transcript? I just can't listen to that woman speak.
I made it about 6 seconds in.
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@OnMyMind_US
I'll never understand the need to post stuff like this. Who cares what they look like without makeup. You don't have to wake up next to em. A bold pic would be you posting one of yourself without makeup or maybe even naked. Then we can all see, tho it's none of our business.
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@Mollyploofkins
Leave their dog poop on the sidewalk or preaching on the corner.
Either way you end up dodging somebody else's unnecessary crap!
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@mkraju
@Kennjr_67
No, I think he forgot what the word "shame" actually means.
Like a frog and warm water as u turn up the heat, he's gotten used to that feeling of shame. It's part and partial now to who he is. The definition is beyond him.
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@kwok_xian
I've known three personally.
My Aunt Annie was 91
My Uncle Wally was just 90
and my Great Great Aunt Carrie was 106.
She was 80 when I was born. She saw my 26th birthday.
All DNA. They lead rowdy lives.
Carrie smoked pot in the 1910s. LMFAO
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@GaryPetersonUSA
@NotHoodlum
If seeing a black Santa made you stop believing. I would say
A) that you didn't have much faith to start with and
B) that you owe that black man a solemn "thank you."
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@jcobb1058
@LFaraday
Not only would it not bother me but I'd be hoping he lived be 100.
We are talking about Trump, right?
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@EastEndJoe
Okay, I got really stoned the other night and fell asleep on the sofa with the front door open until 2:30 in the morning.
I wondered if any of my neighbors passed by my front door and saw my sorry ass sprawled out, drooling?
After watching this, I feel better about myself again.
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@Sinfulskin2
Fine, but it'll take a couple more cups of coffee and some serious consideration and contemplation to pick from the multitude of options.
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@tgchew9810
@MrsButters
Studies show that as much as 70% of all militant homophobes have gay tendencies.
But it's all deflection. And internal dialogue
"I'm not one of them. I hate them".
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@kwok_xian
It looks like his blinker wasn't working and he used ear to signal a left hand turn?
I don't think that's allowed.
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@sskapyak
@TheRickWilson
All the Stormy Daniels cards are stuck together. I wouldn't buy one if I were you.
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@lyssasphere
I'm not concerned with oblivion. I'll be in the same position I was before I was born. Non-existent .
I am mildly concerned with the manner of my exit, though. 🙄
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@geostylegeo
Climate change. When Northern Africa went from a lush, rainforest-esque landscape to the Sahara desert, when lakes and streams dried up thousands of years ago, it pressed the population to seek less arid, more life sustaining environments east and north.
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@Maximumatheist
I get the feeling that the same people that wrote these verses were later hired by lawyers to write Trump's legal motions?
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When my sister's best friend found out she had a gay brother she asked if I was a practicing homosexual.
My sister said ...
"Practicing? No, I think he pretty much knows what he's doing by now"! 🤣🤣🤣
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@Ruth_A_Buzzi
My late partner's mom once bought beef jerky at 7-Eleven and ate half the package before her son pointed out that there was a poodle on the front and she was eating dog treats.
We never let her live that down.
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@JerasIkehorn
I think I'm going to stay. Not because I like Elon musk. But because Twitter can be a large source of amusement.
I'm not the brightest man in the world. But every time I get on Twitter I realize I'm smarter than at least 60% of the people there. That's not bad odds.
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@johncalia
My mother always used to say...
"You could talk to a brick wall. You came out yammering and you'll probably die mid-sentence."
So yes, I talk to strangers all the time. But don't worry. They all exist and they're all real people. I'm not talking to myself yet.
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@JerasIkehorn
I haven't woken you with a knot in my stomach since early November 2020.
Not saying things are great. We still have a big mess to sort out.
But I haven't started out each day with the same saddening, worrying pall I felt constantly from November 2016, until Joe won 4 yrs later
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@hookskat
@liam081963
When my sister mentioned to one of her friends that she had a gay brother, her friend asked...
"Is he a practicing homosexual"?
My sister replied:
"No, I think he has it pretty much down pat by now".
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@TeamPelosi
@SamiaAliSalama
This is a great interview! Paraphrasing:
"She has five children. So she knows how to deal with a child."
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Sarcasm: When you feel the need to explain something indirectly, in as few words as possible, knowing full well that half the room won't get it. 😆
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@JerasIkehorn
Although I staunchly disagree with practically every stance they take politically, Liz Cheney and Adam Kitzinger have my respect for putting country over party and their political careers.
Won't be having them over for a barbecue anytime soon, though.
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@Stroudarian
6.9... but I'm 100% sure that in that remaining .01%, there is absolutely no chance that the christian god exists!
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Religion just takes a special kind of denial, doesn't it?
It's a closet unto itself.
Think about it. 🤨
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