Cerimi— Gastrodon’s Silliest Soldier
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Btw I have a Ko-fi all set up! All proceeds go into Steam Deck money and my dog’s heart disease meds.
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Out of all the people to prove that point you chose the two queerest people in the room
Character who does not want to marry someone at the time ≠ is gay.
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You really want to go back. To where we were a small fandom and had NOTHING?
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Never gonna stop reading the JP replies to Splatoon’s posts
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I don’t care if Splatoon is garbage I’m not playing that AI-riddled trash heap of a game
> Wakes up and waits till 4 am for new kit reveal
> Beakon + Wave Breaker Dread
> Suction bomb + Screen Flinza
MFW
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Oh where did this come from girl do u need counseling or smth 😭 it’s just so genuine and shit im fucking crying
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Put that Mac and cheese ina. Separate bowl immediately
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Only the Hobby Artist, master of all three could stop the AI art but when the world needed them most they vanished
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These fwags are incompatible wif owder!
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@helluvareceipts
@aspenwatcher
Actually Mimzy ISNT a glutton, she’s just…
*checks notes* a Jewish stereotype. So uh, not better!
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It that looks like the unpleasant gradient to you get yourself an optometrist please
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Girl, we were Warriors Cats fans, we had new content at least every six months
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Please sir, another piece of media for the franchise
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I’m not watching this cause I know it’ll make me mad
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Woke SPLATOON IDOLS
The QUEER SISTERS
Off the HOMO
Deep CUNT
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Why did you say “3DS Dual Screen”?
The DS stands for dual-screen.
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“Now can Frye fans stfu” nooo but can you???
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A thing I noticed: these names are at least somewhat based on the mind. All negative.
Spiraling, Exposed, Sitting Ducks, they’re all states of mind, and not good ones.
Splatoon 3: Side Order looks cool!
Here's a few things I noticed:
The gameplay seems like a roguelike, with the player progressing to the top of the Spire of Order
Depending on which stage you pick & clear, you get different abilities and upgrades for the rest of your run
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Idk y’all I think Deep Cut has fucking emotional baggage to unpack
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@FREAKISHPRIEST
He’s got better doctors than we will ever have in our lifetimes, he’ll survive, unfortunately
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Guys I have bad news about Gold Dynamo…
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@animeguyart
They’re gay tho not cause they aren’t married but just off of sheer vibes
I can feel their fruitiness
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So if a male character is a hero and a female character is a heroine, are non-binary people a herobrine? 🤔
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Why are we accusing the fictional octopus of being racist what
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The way they’re all decorated based on a their specific culture along with the theme and then there’s Big Man
「Splatoween」では、すりみ連合の面々も仮装して出迎えてくれるぞ。
バンカラ街の飾りつけに負けない、かなり気合の入ったメイクと衣装になっているようだ。
いつもとは違う、ダークであやしげな雰囲気の3人を目撃しよう。
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If this gets community noted Shiver and Frye are canon gfs
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@a1m3v
Their defense was “how else am I supposed to get news of my country” your country’s whole Twitter account is also propaganda but even if it weren’t I would not follow the US Army to get my country’s news 💀
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These two colors kiss, hold hands even
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@coquitose_ro
Cats and Dogs is such a camp movie and I love it but I still haven’t watched the sequel. Idk why cause I basically have my own fandom culture surrounding it and have since I was like 9
Plz Cats and Dogs fandom.. rise..
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@saijiquadhopper
It’s a mod but honestly the fact there was recently an ultra shortcut discovered on Mario Kart WII only a year or two ago says a lot about how much stuff Mario Kart optimizers can find even as the console it was released on is entering retro status.
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This and this are from the same game btw
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@Misuny_
@Sialaterfolks
I do wish my parents were like that:
“Mom where’re the pads”
“Ask your father”
“Does my father gets periods MOM”
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@ktdrawsometimes
Where do you think AI gets its weird realistic/anime hybrid style FROM?
Why would you ever trust an AI to judge whether or not something is AI
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Can Frye haters come up with something original to clown on people who are attracted to her
“She looks like a child” good I share that in common with her as another large-cheated woman who happens to have a baby face
Like at least don’t tell on urself 😭
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The only good autistic representation of a guy named Sheldon
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@Leejcantdecide
@KaliSquib
Funny could be the word…
(Seriously, WHO at Nintendo of America is horny? They must be stopped!)
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@GMH_Healer
@ectoebiologist
Bro that’s crazy if only there was a way to look up what euthanasia is
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@DiamCreeper23
I’m assuming this is widespread cause Nintendo wasn’t careful enough when coding in the fact that Big Run rewards are preset
“Ay! (Fresh news, never frozen!)”
“Gimme gimme gimme!”
“… Big Man these are literally just the battle stage cue cards.”
“… Ay… (Fuck…)”
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@PissL2
When I’m in a “villainizing a real mental disorder” contest and my opponent is Psych2Go
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Y’all brushed past the fact this crew is a bunch of freaks way too quickly actually!!
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Dads say the most bisexual shit and then hit you with the “It’s not gay to appreciate another man’s beauty”
unprompted my dad went "you listen to japanese music right? i have a friend from japan. his name's ryo. I am madly in love with him i would marry him if i could"
mr ryo i dont know who you are but my parents marriage is very healthy. dont come here homewrecking like that again
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Say it with me everyone:
SPLATOON
I literally don’t care if you’re straight, but if you walk into a primarily LGBT fandom that was built as a safe place for all and start whining about how difficult it is to find other straight people like yourself, you are entitled to one free swirlie courtesy of me
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@terrorworm
This kind of bait is not funny at all cause it’s actually harmful to an already marginalized group
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@dreamsofskies
@VeemoBon
AND European folk , there’s a reason there’s a meme that goes along the lines of “ask them what they think of Romani people”
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@unidraws_
I’d want a steel type gym leader with this hair are you KIDDING ME that’s so cool
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Y’all care more about about some kid being wrong when y’all don’t even bring up the groomers and abusers that got away with it even with posts about them
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@fare_wanderslut
They could do that without subjecting her to literal lion beauty standards
Changing a character for growth reasons is fine but not when it makes her not look like the same character
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@helluvareceipts
@goofyaahhhhhh
Not everyone in hell needs to be a sexual deviant, Vivienne! Amir!
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@Kobshua
@helluvareceipts
@aspenwatcher
False or not, there is clearly inspiration there. Even her weight and accent is a factor of her stereotype.
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@radialasymmetry
@JasperThelion
Jeffy was literally made to make fun of people who literally can’t or don’t have the means to speak for themselves this is not the repsentation people want
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HOLY SHIT ITS THEM ITS DEEP CUT DEEP CUT HOLY SHIT
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“Why do we hate the dedf1sh art is it because it’s drawn by a man” yes that’s exactly why actually
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No way people are saying they’re gonna try it out 😭 look at the gameplay and be real with yourselves this looks like shit
Foamstar, from Square Enix, was announced at the PlayStation Showcase. It's a squad-based shooter featuring a cast of colorful characters shooting various brightly-colored fluids at each other.
#IGNSummerOfGaming
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@oisisoso
@FREAKISHPRIEST
Better doctors than we can afford, sure tech is better but would someone rather try and fight a bad URI without spending multiple month’s pay just for a checkup and antibiotics
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Shiver this wasn’t like you to commit fishy micro-aggression 💔 oh yeah and the rest of that was wild too
Qrt with the most out of pocket shit your favorite character has said!
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People hate to see old women be successful and serve cunt
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Shiver stimming is everything I could ever want actually
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@silverstarsheep
@Jarl_Woozy
Do you think Big Man made a public apology on Twitter or smth for that statement
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Shiver is ambidextrous with an assumed preference for their left
See where she eats, grips onto things like Mega’s saddle, and uses her reaching hand for more dynamic poses
She even stops during Anarchy Rainbow’s Big Man verse with her left foot
I researched this thoroughly
Perhaps I'm late to the trend, but I want to know:
What is the most useless piece of Splatoon knowledge you know? This could be world lore, game facts, or any extended form of research!
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@tangsanzangz
Mirabel is still called fat and ugly to this day by people NEVER trust people who use counterpoints by comparing older movies
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@jezebel_remedy
I think “honesty” is more of an honest heart, Applejack has convictions, loyalties, and is a fair mare for the good of her friends
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By god they were right
'Something very large' has been photographed in the waters of Loch Ness by a holidaymaker
John Payne, who was staying on the southern banks of the loch, said he spotted something that was 'like a huge neck' - sparking rumours it was the elusive Nessie
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Splatoon 3 speed runs will never not be impressive
A second shaved off of 2-1 by waiting a bit longer on the global cycle and implementing some "new" tech
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Shiver and Frye can’t be flawed characters without getting mauled by the fandom I can’t live like this anymore
Splattiktok will use this to support their shitty narrative that either shiver or frye are abusive 😭😭
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