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@MorissaSchwartz Very cool - you could also just fold them how you would when you normally pack for a trip and it would work.
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@fasc1nate Does anyone know why we stopped talking like the guy narrating this video? Just feel like it would be better if we all sounded like that.
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@mclovenxoxo I usually just set my luggage on the bed (more of a toss), grab the germ infested remote and find espn, take a massive dump and then jump on the bed in boxers.
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@fasc1nate Bruce Wayne : What about getting back into the plane?.Lucius Fox : I'd recommend a good travel agent. Bruce Wayne : Without it landing. Lucius Fox : [smiles] Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.
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@freeallmyguy @isojoe_ He says “I just started it a couple days ago” then proceeds to say “first time reading it from start to finish” hahaha.
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@JackKennedy I’m not necessarily sure I could be in the same room as this person for longer than 15 seconds.
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@VikesCentral I love Vikings fans in the comments thinking there’s some debate here. Carl from cottage grove is on the fence “ehh even though I love cousins, it would be nice to have a younger qb” yeah no shit it’s deshaun Watson.
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@scottzolak @HoustonTexans Hey I think I found him he’s #87 on the chiefs he has 3 touchdowns at half.
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@RoseBug_22 @emilymkaplan It’s not the “Fuck it” point it’s just that people are finally gathering some common sense and not just following orders from doctors and politicians who have zero clue how the virus works.
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@JohnMillerNBC26 I’ve never heard this guy speak before and after hearing this clip he’s my least favorite player in the NFL.
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@lynl3ch322 @fashion_nfl We don’t need a history lesson it’s AP’s number he’s one of the greatest RBs of all time.
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@SportsCenter @sabrina_i20 @mikal_bridges ESPN puts more effort into promoting the WNBA than the NHL.
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@youENVYney @KaiCenat @ChriseanMalone Is there a function on twitter that allows me to never see any of this type of content ever again other than just muting words? Some sort of umbrella phrasing that would cover all of it?.
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@stoolpresidente @barstoolshow Guys with SAFTB tatted on their ass per campus:. University of Minnesota: 2. Youngstown State: 0
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“@Silker212: Thinkin bout you” yeah man? Because I don't think she is. #sprang
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@ryanwhitney6 Love when Greg tells me how I should feel about someone who just died. Such a standup guy - his moral compass is unmatched.
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@SMess7327 @nickythegood @CoachDuggs If you watch these to begin with you have serious issues with your life.
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@racheldoerrie What a cry baby loser, threatens to sue someone who makes a joke about him then opens his show with a monologue with some of the worst jokes of all time 😂.
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@JoshGrahamShow Uhh let me get a #10 box combo with extra canes sauce and sub the coleslaw for extra Texas toast thanks Bryce.
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@hayyyshayyy Damn - a fake forehand to backhand deke. How does he think of doing this stuff? Then having the confidence to do it in a game?? Absolutely unreal!.
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Metro southwest transit stop at Lexington and fifth on my way to work today http://t.co/DTBQaV3ujP.
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@AdamSchefter I was honestly expecting a deep drive to left from Castellanos halfway through the first paragraph.
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@TimCPeel20 @leahhextall @espn for the love of god do not make us listen to @BrianBoucher33 and @leahhextall for the playoffs. We can’t fucking take much more of this shit.
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@AndrewSiciliano @NFL @NFLResearch Let’s go Nagy! One of the greatest offensive minds this league has ever seen.
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@HinkeyHaines @OldTakesExposed They made the playoffs every single year after that and won it this year so yeah.
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@BillyBaldwin Your brother shot and killed someone at point blank range and will face zero criminal charges for it.
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@spittinchiclets @RearAdBsBlog Honest question so don’t scream at me but does Jack Edwards have some form of a mental disability?.
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@spittinchiclets Previously it was the San Jose Sharks or the Nashville Predators. They’ll both be topped by this years Boston Bruins though.
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Officially retiring from chipotle - Brito’s serves actual bricks
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@FoxNews Man that’s so heroic - think about how much this is going to change things if everyone starts doing this.
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@BarstoolBigCat He signed yesterday you were too busy doing your super funny shinnecock scorecard joke for like the 9th time in 3 hours - we were all laughing our asses off.
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@Blitz_Burgh Wow that’s awesome. He should learn a fuck ton about what it takes to be successful in this league from you Mason.
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@wyshynski Greg really channeling his main character complex lately like any of us give a fuck.
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@spittinchiclets Kolesar taking cheap headshots at a vulnerable player. Wow I’m so fucking shocked!.
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@barstoolsports @ShaunLatham @TonyBakercomedy @LabattUSA The more you promote this the more we’re gonna hate this guy.
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@khal_brovo @BleacherReport Padme dummied Anakin right after he joined dark side cuz he was too annoying so he beat the shit out of her and burned her spaceship.
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How many finals you got. Uhh idk I got like. Oh damn dude that’s rough keep grinding. Thanks.
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I can’t wait to pour so much money into the sport of golf this year and not get any better.
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Only a few more years of 9-5 cubicle work until I look like this I’m afraid
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@PardonMyTake 🎶Yo Kirkioo, can you do something for me? Can you do a little rich flex for me 🎶.
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@ForePlayPod @FrankieBorrelli @BarstoolTrent @Daniel_Rapaport @RiggsBarstool How big of a loser do you have to be to sit through an entire podcast with these guys.
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@10k_Takes Haha yeah chirping a guy on their first line that he doesn’t play 😂 makes total sense - unreal chirp.
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@JeffDLowe @PFTCommenter Dallas renegades is just the first logo your choose on create a team when your team name is the bandits.
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not a pro golfer but I imagine playing in a major tournament with Rory on your heels feels exactly opposite of what it would against a guy like Tiger for example. No pressure at all because you know you can pretty much shoot par and wait for him to choke like he always does 😂.
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End of year stats wrapped:.Beers: 1,577.Chipotle Bowls: 116.Hours crushed on twitter: 1,460.Addies taken: 566.
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