Captain Meh
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Another voice shouting into this bleak digital abyss of stupidity and dopamine addiction. I also like football. COYR’s 🟦⬜️
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@MirrorFootball
Victim narrative incoming. Guaranteed she’ll be back on TV within a couple of weeks being “brave” and talking about the “ordeal” of being criticised.
Nobody wants to hurt you, they just think you aren’t very good at talking about football.
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@labourlewis
I suppose the £90k a year salary plus expenses makes it a bit easier to go against your principles, doesn’t it.
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@Channel4News
Arresting an 11 year old while child rapists, woman beaters and accomplices to murder walk free.
I bet you all just sleep like fucking babies, don’t you.
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@GBNEWS
Child rapists are walking free from court, Wankeir.
You’re releasing thousands of dangerous criminals, Wankeir.
A bloke did only 6 months for hacking someone up with a machete, Wankeir.
There’s multiple stabbings here every day, Wankeir.
You’re the worst PM ever, Wankeir.
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@RichardJMurphy
Translation: “I have no argument and no imagination. All I can do is pretend I’m a goodie and he’s a baddie.”
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@ByDonkeys
Most people couldn’t give a fuck about your vendetta against anyone to the right of Tony Blair.
Labour are freezing pensioners and letting criminals loose, while everyone’s bills and taxes go up.
How about holding the actual government accountable, you smug partisan wanklords.
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@holland_tom
He’s a multimillionaire, on a 6 figure salary, lives rent free and has a chauffeur driven car all paid for, you shoe-sucking sycophant.
He can buy his own fucking clothes.
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@richardosefton
Really Richard? How interesting. What a profound and original take.
No, seriously. Accusations of racism always carry credence when they’re gibbered out by a left wing activist with a cup-a-noodle haircut.
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@KonstantinKisin
Konstantin: “I’m an immigrant and I think Britain is a quite a nice place.”
The left: (screaming) “SHAME on you, you’re supposed to hate it”
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@OliverKamm
@Ofcom
Translation: I can’t explain how she’s wrong so obviously my next step is to pearl clutching and plead for her to be silenced. Only people I agree with should be allowed on TV.
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@JMPSimor
So you’d rather shut down public debate and speech on a platform that YOU USE YOURSELF than prove all communities are protected and policed equally?
Extraordinary.
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@GBNEWS
We all know this would have been a long jail term had the victim been a Labour MP. But it wasn’t, so the attacker gets tier 1 treatment.
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@UKLabour
@Keir_Starmer
-You’re freezing pensioners this winter
-You’ve given away billions while bemoaning a “black hole” in our finances.
-You obviously lied about your tax plans during the election
-One of your ministers is openly gloating about getting preferential treatment on the NHS
-You’re
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@Otto_English
Translation: “I can’t tell on people for giving a thumby uppy on something I DON’T LIKE anymore”
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@Trish_NI
That’s not as unpopular an opinion as you might think. They are selfish and a lot of the time I genuinely think they just do it for a wind up.
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@Peston
When you consider the entitlement these people have to disrupt others, the missed hospital appointments, missed funerals, missed holidays, school trips, the genuine emergencies they’ve exacerbated through their selfish actions, then custodial sentences are very appropriate.
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@farleft7062
If socialism is so great, why do so many people flee from it?
And why are its supporters all so insufferable?
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@carolvorders
@ByDonkeys
Shameless partisan grifters. A smug and insufferable force for wrong who have helped bring about a sociopath PM who is quite happy to let thousands of pensioners die this winter, but who cares as long as you can milk a few quid out of propagandised morons.
Bit like you really.
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@theJeremyVine
There seems to be a common denominator in all of these videos, doesn’t there?
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@Sargon_of_Akkad
It’s hard not to feel sorry for her in that moment, but don’t forget that people warned her about this exact thing happening yet she decided that sassy self-righteous clapbacks to those people were the right way to respond to it.
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@David_Leavitt
It’s not as funny as how mad you still are that he shot a literal pedo who was trying to murder him.
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@guardian
“Under fire”
Translation- a bunch of left wing Twitter accounts have feigned outrage but can’t point to anything incorrect in what he actually said.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad
Probably said something mildly conservative. They frown upon that in the conservatives.
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@EricIdle
I know, isn’t it dreadful? I remember last summer when Tarquin, Jolyon and Jonty wanted to go to the continent for their gap yah and were told they simply couldn’t. It certainly put a dampener on the luncheon.
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@adamboultonTABB
@bbclaurak
@Nigel_Farage
Translation: “There should only be negative coverage of people I don’t like. Even having the sun in the background goes too far.”
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@OwenJones84
Or maybe most people aren’t as insulated from the soaring crime and property prices as people like you are in your little bubble.
Maybe not everyone gets as warm and fuzzy over high taxes, machete fights and moped thefts as you seem to.
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@Keir_Starmer
You’ve been PM for less than a month and it’s worse now than at any point under the tories.
Now you’ve decided to inflame the situation further by demonising people worried about their children’s safety.
Johnson and Sunak were corrupt and incompetent. You’re just plain evil.
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@Bbmorg
Does Bob Morgan know that Keir Starmer wants to roast his cat on a spit while pouring sugar in his fuel tank?
Probably not.
Because, in striking similarity to what Bob has posted, I’ve made it up.
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@MrBrendanCox
There is absolutely nothing wrong with what he said. Asking whether the person who murdered children was on a watchlist is a perfectly legit question and isn’t going to incite a riot.
You’re just reaching to use this as an opportunity to dishonestly smear a political opponent.
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@MatthewStadlen
Translation: “Will you be leaving Twitter because people are allowed to disagree with the powerful vested interests? I won’t be, because this is the only place where anyone knows who I am.”
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@SangitaMyska
@RosamundUrwin
@BBCNews
@Channel4
@thetimes
Yeah, you’ll have to forgive us for not taking the word of an activist masquerading as a journalist on what a “credible journalist” is.
And also, Channel 4 and Twitter have not replaced the justice system. Much to your chagrin, I’m sure.
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@GBNEWS
“The countryside is racist”
Why?
“There’s too many people there who belong to a race I don’t like”
Oh, that’s…. Hang on. Doesn’t that make you the racist?
“How DARE you call me a racist?! It doesn’t count against THEM.”
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@Nigel_Farage
What do you expect from an activist masquerading as a journalist, yet is terrible at both?
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@LozzaFox
Pray for this man. Wankeir seems like a petty tyrant and I’d be absolutely astonished if he hasn’t wrought some form of retribution on him.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad
Exactly. Why would I fight for somewhere that would never fight for me?
Why would anyone risk their life to defend their status as a second class citizen?
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@Otto_English
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to remember the past, and older people often think their day was better regardless of the objective reality or subjective opinions of others.
The fact you see this as some sort of threat is interesting though.
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@PolitlcsUK
Not his biggest fan but he’s got a point here.
Gray’s political allegiance clearly influenced her investigation and she seems to have been rewarded by Labour with a nice plum job for a carrying out a hatchet job.
The corruption stinks.
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@Nigel_Farage
He survived. The shooter has been taken out.
This historic photo WILL win him the election.
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@UKLabour
“Just put something about football in there. The plebs like football and they’ll eat it up.”
Cynical and patronising.
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@MatthewStadlen
This is the guy you’re clutching your pearls for, Matt.
But I suppose that bullying is OK because he wasn’t impartial and favoured what you wanted.
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@jonsopel
How much was your mate Huw paid by the BBC again?
Not a single penny of it was made through voluntary transactions.
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@Nigel_Farage
I wasn’t going to vote at all.
When Farage became leader, I thought I probably will vote Reform.
But now the establishment and their gatekeepers in the media are resorting to such desperate tactics, I would crawl through broken glass to vote Reform on Thursday if I have to.
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@bbcquestiontime
Translation: “I want you to compete with the worlds richest for housing and the worlds poorest for jobs. If you don’t like it, I’ll just claim you’re hateful to people you’ve never met and I win the argument. So there.”
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@LBC
@BenKentish
You think there’s a “black hole” of billions in our finances and yet simultaneously you want to give billions away to other countries while old people here freeze in the winter.
Kentish is peak midwit.
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@hewitson10
Why is it so outrageous to not want schools to teach white kids that they’re inherently evil and black children that they’re inherently weak victims?
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@CarolineLucas
You’ve spent yours fighting to make everyone compete with the worlds richest for housing and the poorest for jobs, aside from trying to make travel and decent food the exclusive reserve of the rich.
Genuinely glad to see the back of you.
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@EricIdle
1. No you couldn’t because we weren’t in Schengen.
2. You can stay longer if you apply for a visa.
3. There’s first world problems and then there’s this.
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@SkyNews
Hang on, you “engaged with community leaders” and decided that people carrying weapons were allowed to “police within themselves”.
So the public are basically at the mercy of violent criminals because you’re scared to treat people equally?
What a fucking joke.
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@DAaronovitch
Translation: I miss my echo chamber and I want to be able to “joke” about the murder of people I don’t like without the pesky oiks being able to disagree with me.
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@Nurseborisbash
Dishonest emotional blackmail is pretty much all you have. Except insults and crying for censorship, obvs.
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@jessphillips
I have no time for Liz Truss, but how malevolent and mean spirited person are you?
What an absolutely terrible crop of MP’s we have. More interested in pathetic trolling than actually doing anything of value, and voting to pay yourselves £90k a year for it too. Disgusting.
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@RR310304951
Oh the “majority” think that his corruption is Ok?
His approval rating is in the toilet. So no, the majority seems to actually think he’s an absolute cunt, you swivel eyed true believer.
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@GBNEWS
It’s only defamation when it can damage the perception of your character, and everyone already thinks Vine is a snivelling wretch.
And by the way, “bike nonce” doesn’t mean you’re a paedophile. It means you nonce about on a bike trying to get people points on their license.
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@SadiqKhan
More robberies
More stabbings
More taxes
And he WILL bring pay per mile in no matter what he says now
But at least you get to pay for him to have an armoured convoy so he’s insulated from his policies.
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@Aiannucci
He’s not wrong though is he.
Neoliberals like you, smugwanking yourselves silly in your ivory towers while getting high on your own farts, have no idea what this country is really like.
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@carolvorders
Breaking: Shouty embarrassment calls shouty embarrassment a shouty embarrassment.
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@MrBrendanCox
Translation: “Oh look some mostly peaceful rioting. Obviously the first thing to do is to call everyone who doesn’t like it a racist. This is me helping.”
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@EdwardJDavey
They came to you for help and you didn’t even deign to give them an audience, Ed.
Are you going to take some accountability and resign? We know you’d expect others to.
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@peterjukes
“One day, the good guys will win. And, by God, we will censor everyone who doesn’t agree with our shitty luxury opinions”
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@carolvorders
You don’t care about riots. You care about pushing a narrative.
Here is proof.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad
I’m told that it’s not my country anymore. That I’m part of some sort of hated mongrel race with no culture, no heritage and no right to a homeland.
They don’t get to suddenly backtrack on all that now because they want to use me as cannon fodder to defend them.
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@LondonEconomic
“He has something nice after working his entire life. He shouldn’t have it or freeze to death”
That’s your actual position. And you wonder why people hate you.
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@WasOnceLoved
Very convincing arguments. Truly you are someone with peoples best interests at heart.
I think everyone will read that and conclude you are indeed their moral and intellectual superior, and definitely not a spiteful pseudo-intellectual.
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@EricIdle
“Hey guys, look at me, I hate my country too. Aren’t we such frightful oiks? Not me though, I’m different. So please don’t hate me as well. Can I be in the cool club now?”
By the way, the Serbian fans booed our anthem first.
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@secondtierpod
On behalf of everyone who isn’t a Leeds supporter: Ipswich.
Why? The general attitude and behaviour of Leeds fans (not all).
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@wesstreeting
Gonna be a lot of cold pensioners who need it this winter thanks to you lot.
How much mileage do you reckon you’ll get out of blaming the tories while you’ve deliberately decided to freeze everyone’s nan?
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@zarahussain999
It’s called freedom. I know this might confuse you, but if they wanted to dress as a nun or like this then nobody can tell them otherwise.
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@MaxFRobespierre
Leftists during Covid: fuck old people. Make them die alone and make their family and friends watch their funeral over a Zoom call.
Leftists now: fuck old people. Let them freeze to death. They’re not voting for us anyway.
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@davesumnersmith
@Keir_Starmer
Naive? What is he, a fucking child?
Stop making excuses for this sleazy little man.
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@zarahsultana
Can’t afford to buy a house?
Can’t get to see a doctor?
Worried about how much your taxes are going up?
Don’t like the division and anti semitism taking root in society?
Well, suck it up peasant. We only care about refugees and YOU’RE paying.
P.s thanks for the £90k salary.
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@JohnLewisEU
“I’m going to eat bugs, stop driving, have my ability to travel seriously restricted, and never go on holiday abroad again. Take that, Putin”
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@UKLabour
Labour: gives loads of money away
Also Labour: “durr, where has this black hole in our finances come from?”
Malevolent morons.
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@BBCPolitics
Translation: “We lied on our manifesto. We will deliberately make you poorer and less free and we won’t let up until we have absolutely broken all of you.”
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@MarinaPurkiss
@jovanforclacton
We get it, you like racism depending on who the victim and offender is.
You are absolute poison.
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@LBC
It’s someone’s actual job to sit there and think up nonsense like this. Someone gets paid to say a fictional character might have been gay.
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@LBC
@wesstreeting
You cut pensioners ability to heat their homes this winter while giving away billions of THEIR MONEY for “climate reparations”.
And I bet the policy of THEIR MONEY heating your second home isn’t going to a “tough choice” either, you utter sociopath.
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