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Pronouns: Dodge/Ram. The Dodge Ram is the 2019/2020/2021 MotorTrend Truck of the Year! Parody/Satire Account. Suspended at 92k and 15k. New account.
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Joined July 2014
That’s why you’re down 0-2 to us at home.
As a German I will never understand how on earth this kid can walk on open street with a gun😖
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BREAKING: CNN has already released footage of the current state of the southern border .
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When you pull out your phone and open up Hinge
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This thing literally won’t start unless you blow over a .20 blood alcohol level.
Now live at BaT Auctions: 2022 Ram 1500 TRX Crew Cab 6x6 Conversion.
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Me 14 Dollaritas deep driving home after getting kicked out of Applebees
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@crotchner2 I have 420.69 hours played on Gran Tursimo 4 of exclusively driving a Dodge Ram
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I’d get so drunk driving this bad boy.
Just discovered this corner of the internet where people in Thailand are strapping a 12 valve Cummins diesel on to a small boat and racing. I have never been more inspired
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BREAKING: Bono vows to drive his car off a cliff if Donald Trump wins the 2024 Election.
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@Boenau Someone had GAP insurance and $25k of negative equity on their BMW and saw an opportunity.
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@midastouch1210 “Ah yes, twitter- a place where losers like you think that making jokes about domestic violence is funny”
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@GetRammed_69 Not a single person outside of Amerishit buys your garbage cars lmfao. You all buy European cars because our engineering is superior.
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Me pulling out of the Applebees parking lot in my Dodge Ram with a blood alcohol level of .28
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Imagine missing all of the life boats when this bad boy hits an ice berg because you gotta disarm Fort Knox.
Imagine spending $2k to go on a cruise and having to lock up your room like you’re in the Last of Us
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Thought this was the backseat of my Dodge Ram 2500 for a sec .
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@WomenPostingLs Probably because they don’t want screenshots of their texts posted on Twitter and in 16 different group chats lmao.
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@Doc_8mmLebel A lot of people don’t realize the AR stands for “automatic rocket” and the 15 means it fires 15 rockets a second.
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And you’re 0-3 if you count the Hessians getting run out of here faster than a ford owner runs through his sister.
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If you thought that was bad, wait until you see this bad boy.
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I’d be willing to bet in upwards of $10,000 this is on a Nissan Altima.
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180KPH? What’s that like 45mph? I can do that on my golf cart.
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Me leaving dollarita night at my local Apple Bees in my Dodge Ram 2500 .
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We used to be a country.
The European mind is completely incapable of comprehending the 1992 Hooters 500.
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@Jalopnik What type of unamerican commie blue haired twinkle toed fāggøt bull shit headline is this lmao.
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@nypost Yes exactly AR-47s, not to be confused with AK-15s .The AR strands for Automatic Rocket and the 47 means it fires 47 rockets a second.
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I’d simulate so many DUIs in this bad boy.
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You’re telling me Italians are this easy to piss off?.
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A Dodge Ram with a 5 star safety rating. Something you wouldn’t know about living in a 3rd world Europooran country(like the UK).
@GetRammed_69 @SantaDecides What did Santa give you big man?.
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@niccruzpatane @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @tesla_na “Glorified golf cart drives recklessly after getting diesel soot dumped in its face”.
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I would simply accelerate faster in my Dodge Ram 2500 and then crack open another beer.
you are driving alone at night in the middle of nowhere and see this, . now what do you do? .
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Holds up traffic pedaling around on a children’s toy in the middle of the road and then runs a red light. Bicycle Nazis are worse than real nazis.
One sign of car brain is watching a video like this and not thinking twice about a bus tailgating a vulnerable road user.
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@AsadFromNYC You’re literally from a 3rd world country that plays silly little fake sports like soccer.
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@ThomasG01102604 @Awkwardfails Fords are popular in Europe because Europoorans believe heavily in incest.
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I could conquer London in a single after noon with a slingshot and a BB gun.
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I should call her.
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This thing literally won’t start unless you blow over a .15
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@rodnikoff_ We carried them on our backs while also carrying Britian and France while simultaneously giving Japan the business on literally the other side of the world. Sir this one out Geoff.
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