(Not Now)Alex
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Texas A&M graduate. Astros fan and all things Texan. Food takes are usually wrong to the general public; you've been warn! ✡️
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@jaesofamous
@Rocketfan2503
Technically 81' to 95/96' are millennials the youngest millennials are 23
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Hope something like this happens again to the Rangers
12 years ago today, David Freese hits a 2-run triple in the 9th & a walk-off home run in the 11th to win game 6 of the World Series
“We will see you tomorrow night!” - Joe Buck
@StoolBaseball
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@jigsaw_quotes
This would be a more hilarious movie. Coming this fall from the movie franchise called "Saw" comes the next big horror comedy thats a spin off of the franchise
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@Gabby2HOF
Soooo you taunt the players continuously then have the audacity to cry wolf when they fight back?? My god this is sad
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@nypost
Seems fitting that Verlander didn't feel like the analytics department was not on par. Seems like thats a mets problem not a Verlander is a diva problem but thats just me
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Crane needs to do everything in his power to keep him.
Kyle Tucker over his last 162 games:
31 HR
30 SB
114 RBI
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I do not want to go through another osuna bullshit. Keep bauer the fuck away
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@Johnny2Cellos
Only one i haven't seen is ninja turtles and i just cant imagine it being better than any of the three.
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@TJHmltn
@br_betting
His betting doesn't make him a legend what he does for the Houston community does
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@meganamram
@Lissielys
The tweets give me faith in humanity that we can be funny and smart at the same time good job random twitter people
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Everyone mad at hector would absolutely still want him on their team in 2024 lol
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@DefiantLs
I always found his random pillow start up weird and doomed to fail. Like he is anti capitalism yet built a startup to profit from capitalism.
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@UnfortunateMLB
He may have allowed a double that scored 2 but his line is clean "unfortunate" come on man
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@would_it_dong
For people confused it bounced off the top portion of the wall below the train. That where it landed
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Im begging that the jLo name doesn't stick. Call him joey cooks or something
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@DefiantLs
@Swestfall
I followed him for a bit but he has this superiority complex that got old after a while
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Glad they won and by a large margin but dont forget bregman popped up TWICE with a runner on third with less than 2 outs. I don't want to see him bat 2nd tomorrow ☠️☠️
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Framber really brushed off diaz like this and collapsed... I don't know maybe trust your damn catcher and stick to the game plan
Yainer Diaz: "I could try to force him to throw a certain pitch, but he knows how he feels and how his pitches feel. He makes the decision."
"This is the first time this has happened, but maybe me as a catcher, I should have forced him more to throw certain pitches."
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Im so pissed that they having the conversation about wanting to go after bauer on 790.... its not just his personality it's also he never got cleared of his accusations. Astros shouldn't touch him let alone have this conversation
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Im going to say something controversial. If you want to kill me for it thats fine:
I don't think brown can survive as a starting pitcher. I know there isn't really anything that can be done right now
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Seriously how long is Espada going to justify batting bregman 4th. He is completely lost. Stop trying to be his friend
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Meyers deserves to play more but so does loperfido and at the same time dubon somehow cones through with risp more times than not. Then you have people wanting leon finding ways to play all of them at the same time is almost impossible
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The yuli discourse should have died back in 2023. Astros need to get younger at 1b not older.
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Mlb i beg yall to stop trying to make this a rivalry. It's not a rivalry
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I like how admins now can freely post their diaz support like non stop this season lol
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@MLB
@Braves
@BlueJays
@RaysBaseball
@Marlins
@astros
@Cardinals
Im not an As fan but this is some brent rooker disrespect right here
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@NBCSWhiteSox
Wow this was lame. Im mean im not mad at the "jokes" its just lame coming from a broadcasting team
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@sad_cozy
I mean wanting her husband gone can annoy a players wife. I dont fault the comment
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@BronxBmbrz
@HalToHell
If you trying to clap back be accurate. He was never a part of the sign stealing
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Thank God astros have Robert Ford. Who is their radio guy??
Here is the radio call from the Texas Rangers radio network, 105.3 The Fan as Adolis Garcia blasts a home run out of the world to win Game 1 of the World Series over the Diamondbacks
#WorldSeries
#GoAndTakeIt
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@MollyJongFast
@AOC
Mean? It was kind of funny and poked fun at some of the nonsense but definitely not mean
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Bro shut down his tweets but "Houston fans" are the ones in shambles. You know you proving them right right? Lol
Houston fans in shambles in my replies 💀
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@DaWink33
@would_it_dong
Yes bot shows where it lands so foul pole homeruns break the bot lol
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James click will forever be the goat for this trade.
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@AsterIsFerny
@NICKSAYSGO
Still a huh? The seed is all edible you suppose to eat it lol thats how you eat pomegranate
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@DanAlanRourke
@realdrewshirley
Honestly why should we care about your or anyone's opinion is anymore. Yall try to make him more of a villain than he ever was. So yall can shove it
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@dylanohernandez
So we now at the point of "but astros cheated worse" not we didn't cheat? Got it.
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Btw due to quirky baseball save rules urquidy got the save in a blowout lol
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@PcanRockOutLoud
@curtdizzie
@BreakingKlaud
@gordo_ruan
@KristianMuniz
@Julian_Epp
Final step: see step 1 because you already profited
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I'm sorry what?? Well that quite interesting
Could Kendall Graveman make his return at some point this season? 👀
The
@Astros
righty said today on FT Live that he's in the middle of a throwing program that ends in July.
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@mark_moffman
@jigsaw_quotes
I love it 😂😂 most people in jigsaw games don't play the way its design anyway so it makes this even more enjoyable because this jigsaw is kind of horrified at the accidental destruction he creates
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Astros fans: why the fuck did you give montero 3 years; see how stupid that was.
Also fans: lets give Hicks 3 years why not right
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This truly is not astros year but we ride and see what happens.
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@fuckedupfoods
But meatloaf usually has a ketchup base already...... monster decides to put more on what they thought was meatloaf....
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@solepore
@myeonseph
I paid good money for those rolls im taking leftover rolls home damnit lol
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I do not know what to think of this team. We've seen the good the bad and the ugly in 8 games. Bielak was left out there to die because brown again couldn't go deep. That cant be a trend for this team to survive. The disappearing of the offense every other game is equally painful
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Insane rangers fans circa 2016 said he was better than Altuve. Look at your king now lol
According to Hochi Sports, Rougned Odor has walked out on the Yomiuri Giants after being told he'd start the season in the minors.
He now wants to be released.
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@KeithOlbermann
So teams are not supposed to celebrate or politely troll or is it bc its the astros winning and making people mad?
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Was Kendall the best rp out there? Probably not. Was lee an overpay for a rp that is an fa in 2025? Maybe. Should we be upset given the current state of the pen? No
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@brianmctaggart
The season of apologies warrented or not is exhausting. You cant even lightly jab at a team without stepping on toes.
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Great "Astros Twitter" still wants to bring that toxic piece of shit bauer into the clubhouse..... it's not going to happen no matter how bad astros are.
This is so bad bro.
If we did get Bauer, I wouldn’t be too mad.
But to use the idea that Bregman hates Bauer BECAUSE Bauer totally pulled attention to him for the scandal. And Bregman bleeds Houston. He will find it, even though he is absolutely awful right now.
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Get some 1b reps come back in late June or July. There will be some roster crunch decisions to be made
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@lpstros
@MLB
@JonHeyman
Astros semi/annual sweep by the A's just means that they will basically make it to the world series again lol
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@JonHeyman
@nypostsports
Not quite sure crane was the one upset. He just said for Cashman to close his lid abput astros cheating
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Fuck it cooper is better than the shitshow we have now....
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@UnfortunateMLB
Unfortunate because astros are most likely rehiring him as a backup and lebron got owned lol
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Should we start to worry about abreu and pressly yet? They were supposed to be one of the 3 strengths of the bullpen...... and it's been very mid so far
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Losing in the ALDS to the eventually 2023 World Series winner is 🤌🤌
“I tell everyone this reminds me of the ‘15 Astros…we’re building something special”
- Carlos Correa
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@brendan_rbl
Yawn hope they enjoyed Halloween but man seek help. The season is over and the Dodgers won the fucking world series. Move on
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So astros lose arguably their best starter for 2 fucking starts with absolutely no depth to truly cover... fuck this
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Astros should let yainer catcher more no? Bro is hitting .900 as a catcher lol
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@MrWhiteSox
@ApolloHOU
Nah he left early and lopez knew. Dbacks were going to challenge but tucker broke for home and force a in play action preventing the challenge
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@MLBMetrics
Yes. Quite possibly yes. He was the probably best cuban hitter for years and finally came over in his age 32 season to the mlb. Had one bad year* (60 game season) before age finally seemed to catch up to him in his now age 38 year
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