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@TrollFootball Al-Hilal > Al-Nassr Messi > Ronaldo Simple as that
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@Notsale3 ايه والله الحمدلله ماجاء الهلال وجاب شيبانه المنتهين معه، والله كان نحلم بالدوري ونحلم ب اي انجاز سنتين قدام. بوسكيتس وسواريز ب٢٠٢٤ 💀💀💀💀
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@FabrizioRomano @TaylorTwellman Biggest mistake of my life was supporting this guy, I blame my love for Madrid for blinding my eyes.
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@xfx_makky @wickfan123 @Reece_James24 @qwertyazertyl2_ @NazTechez @8bdrsss Congratulations, Ronaldo is competing for the top scorer in the world so have fun with your retired midget
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@LeoMessiCF10 @albin57121640 @TimelineCR7 At the age they joined MLS, all of them wouldn’t fetch balls in Al-Nassr’s training I’m afraid. We got Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar Jr, Karim Benzema, Sadio Mane, Ngolo Kante, Mahrez, Firmino, Ruben Neves, Savic, Mitrovic, Koulibaly, Laporte, and many more. This is in 1 season 💀💀
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@Particles343 @shadowknightdk This is not political, Strange and Thor are definitely the biggest names currently on Marvel. And if you don’t agree, make an argument saying She-Hulk, Yelena, Shuri, and Shang-Chi are bigger than Thor and Strange so we can all laugh
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@BigBoyBilly33 @xkhyamix @kirawontmiss It’s literally Ronaldo who made Speed famous, his entire identity for the last 16 months has been “Ronaldo Ronaldo” and it kept him relevant. Just watch any video of the guy, or look at any of his socials
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@xfx_makky @wickfan123 @Reece_James24 @qwertyazertyl2_ @NazTechez @8bdrsss You take the MLS seriously, you don’t get to tell us what counts and what doesn’t 💀💀💀
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@FriendlyDiver @f7gueroa @Leo_messii_7 First you prove Ronaldo’s 588m followers are bots then I’ll do the same, you started the accusation game you’re the one who needs to prove your statement 😭😭
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@fcbharrison @TeamCRonaldo Ronaldo is literally better than Mbappe, Ibra, Neymar, Di Maria, and even Messi.
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@HisgraceEdem @Biodun_OG @M10GOAT He included awards given by other outlets, like Sportsman of the year and FIFA The Best, but Haaland has also won UEFA Best Men’s Player and many EPL awards and they’re not included
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@FriendlyDiver @f7gueroa @Leo_messii_7 55m bots, again, I love this game
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@ysgwp1 @nocontextfooty Context: Ronaldo is bigger than Arsenal Ronaldo -3 PL -5 UCL -4 CWC Arsenal -3 PL -0 UCL -0 CWC
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@FriendlyDiver @f7gueroa @Leo_messii_7 That’s not 588m? You thought you did something here didn’t you?
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@ReformedCapital @WhoScored Ten Hag said he can’t press
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@laligafrauds Not really tho, other clubs like Al-Ittihad and Al-Ahli have been banned this summer until they resolve unfinished cases. Al-Hilal was banned from January 2022 to January 2023 as well.
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@FriendlyDiver @f7gueroa @Leo_messii_7 You got bodied by me again pal, I can’t miss. Accept it and move on.
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@BrianLongFilms @kirawontmiss Not the most followed athlete or footballer, he is the most followed human being in social media history, almost 600M on insta alone
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@Notsale3 يعني دمرتني انت الحين ولا وش
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@Zee3kee @TeaKupps How is he doing that? Should he like label each one with a forehead tattoo or sm?
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@Wxdge10 @Alhilal_EN Best team with 13 players from the main squad on national duty, you’re lucky Messi’s owners aren’t here 💀
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@FCB_ACEE @XMessi_8 Yeah winning a PL 3 peat while being the main man in the team isn’t conquering, how many times do you have to be owned before you find shame?
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@sweety_eternity @ESPNFC No one is buying your OF
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@GhConcra @bolajiofafrica @InternetH0F Cringe Marvel memes are truly the epitome of cringe, I don’t know why exactly
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@CFC_F10 @1SMi_ والله عيب عليك، الرجال خلطك ٣ مرات هالموسم بس
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@spokzss @433 Playing as if you’re gonna qualify 💀💀💀
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@PurabRajput3 @HisgraceEdem @Biodun_OG @M10GOAT “Purab Rajput” how about you drink some clean water for a change
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@NoContextPES @TeamCRonaldo Yet still not half the player. +nice maths btw, smartest Pessi fan
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@fatbs1 @amk2i @JstMsh متعود عالجينز المقطع والشورتات الطرشي، هذا ثوب شتوي
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@nodebate4 @ClinicalPessi @IconicCristiano This laugh reaction you posted is hilarious, one is in Saudi Arabia saying “Cristiano paved the way for us” and the other is in one of the worst MLS teams
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@MessiGoatEra @camutdforever @FCBMonalisa Which explains why he won 5 Ballom d’Ors during your GOATs highest of primes
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@weloveyouamber Your idea is (women are always right even if they’re wrong)??????
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@reztrend @TrollFootball It also explains why Ronaldo in 9 years has the same number of UCLs as Barca in a 100+ years
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@toyor_pr @effizzzyy @CFC_Janty He literally says “we’re missing one.” Because there were 10 people on the pitch
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@Leo_messii_8 “The debate ended we don’t care”:
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@broski_crypto @MuzlimsPostingW You’re terribly pressed 💀
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@cr7_alemdar @bt3 ياحياتي انت تقول عنه ناعم وحسابك عن مسلسلات تركية ومسوي رومانسي ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه استرجل يالسبك هذا اكثر واحد شخل فريقك
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@footbal__001 @CFC_Janty @AbkSidi You just showed everyone you didn’t watch the 2014 World Cup.
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@Piquelme21 @BCNOgi That’s literally it, if he actually is telling the truth and not trolling that means he never saw a single El-Classico where they played
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@samuel54511908 @Lisan_al_Giab I’m a Madrid fan and Fede’s shot power is insane, But his shots are always low driven and taken at the edge of the box or inside the box, never from that far out and never top bins.
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@Princedommm @MikhaeIII Even you can’t answer why he’s there 😂😂😂
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@MrRightke @CFC_Janty Care to show us Pedri’s assist?
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@BabaCugs @DailyLoud This nigga asked everyone 💀💀💀
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@M0DaPeng @jawadjerry You can’t be fr
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@royal_love04 @MeatMan329 @Zunwall @kirawontmiss Don’t worry, you’ll never achieve anything and no one will ever propose to you. You have absolutely nothing to worry about.
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@OnlyFacts099 @sparkfyefe @FCB_ACEE @senadeski Ronaldo played the Euros final 💀💀💀 I swear to god you didn’t watch the game and barely knew anything about football in 2016
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@SB15460 @OneFootball What? He literally played both international finals
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@RICHI_szn_ @Cobratate Gay 2016 Griezmann
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@nocontextfooty Salem clear lmao 💀 -2021 AFC Champions League Semi-Final agains Penassr
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@midwestbaby3 @KirbyMiningCo @FearedBuck Bro has lunch with the Musks every Sunday
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@FCB_ACEE @FutbolZEE Messi only has 1 league goal in 22/23 and 6 in 21/22 😭😭😭😭
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@Dzano__m @notoacee 7 own goals is wild
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@Friend84315844 @lanrrrre Rooney would sell his mother for 10k views and 540 likes
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@MessiMX30iiii The who celebration ??
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@Utd_Auratic @CFC_Janty Ur not gonna get the interactions you want
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@TimelinePR7 @LeoMessiCF10 @albin57121640 @TimelineCR7 Banter and genuine hate and racism isn’t the same. People make fun of any club that spends money no matter the source, Chelsea’s spending is one of the biggest talking points in football and that’s not oil money. But with Saudi Arabia it’s legitimate hate, and you know it.
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@Xx__BR4ND0N @defi_raf @insultsrare Bro’s white knighting hard, you’re under everyone’s comments 💀💀💀
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@Pij_19 خلصت؟ اقسم بالله انك تكذب وانك عارف انك تكذب وانك عارف ان فريقك صغير ومايقارن تاريخيًا بالهلال ولايقارن بالحاضر بالهلال. كمل صياح يانصراوي، حنا اكثر نادي مدعوم بالتاريخ واكثر نادي صرف بالتاريخ واسكوبار والحكومة والفيفا وكل شيء يدعمنا، صيح لين تطلع عيونك 💀
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@Fisll_7 @TrendEPL لاعبنا ونادينا مالك اي علاقة، استمتع بنادي الىىـ. راميط حقك
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@Bidal4Life @UTDTrey I met Junior once in Riyadh, man’s not taller than 5’8” fs
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@dr_culer27 @cr7_goattttttt @vini_ball Not Messi.. you personally. What’s this obsession?
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@darkk88888 @andruchk @EliLeezayy That’s the mentality that left your club 7 points behind, a 1-0 lead against a Sunday League side isn’t something you can throw, 3 points matter in the title race.
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@Fadi_94t @1SMi_ شغف وكذا
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@FCBAlbiceleste We literally offered him 400m a year, Ronaldo alone is 200m, Benzema almost 200m, and Kante 100m. But I get that you’re an insecure indian
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@CP80_MCFC @amaanseven Which is exactly why Neymar has 0 league goals, Benzema (ballon d’or, destroyed Barca and Liverpool last year) is competing with defenders in goals, and Firmino showed up for one game then dipped. You’ll always find an excuse to bring him down, unfortunately he doesn’t care.
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@TimelinePR7 @LeoMessiCF10 @albin57121640 @TimelineCR7 Yeah, it’s better than having rules and breaking them? You’re literally saying “they did nothing wrong” but with a twist.
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@Messiiii___ @NoodleHairCR7 Winger with 870 is pretty absurd as well, I know kids are saying Ronaldo is a striker but he definitely has been a winger for 90% of his career
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@FantasyEplTakes @OneFootball Himself?? Wtf, how can they ruin him if other players in the same team are performing very well, he just has the Brazilian mentality, the moment I get money I start dropping the worst performances before getting shipped back to Brazil.
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@FactzLM7 @PSGINT_ Druing his time at the PL, he won more UCLs, PLs, Ballon d’Ors, European golden boots, and domestic cups than your team. Have some shame
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@FantasyEplTakes @OneFootball How the fuck is it the team/league’s fault 💀💀💀 the racism is crazy
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@TLR_Eden @WomenPostingLs It was never a joke
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@AshXArif1 @Bidal4Life @UTDTrey Never said he wasn’t growing lmao, I said he isn’t 5’10-6ft
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@SevenNYC22 @_common_W_ Tweet from a youtuber taking a selfie that was posted a few hours ago≠tweet from an account with 480M followers announcing the World Cup win
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@ZeroSuitFares @FaZeVirus And your facial hair is that of a 15 year old
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@FCB_ACEE @pessisfinishedx Show me Messi in the starting XI or even bench for 2006 UCL
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@thee_neon @governer75 @case14i Neymar’s talent + Hazard’s talent wouldn’t equal Ronaldo’s. Ya’ll think talent is running between players, their “talent” made one of them in the Saudi League at 32 and the other retired at 32.
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@_creasy_bear_ @LFC_Fury Deadass 2006 Ronaldo > Newcastle & Man City. Get fucking real man, stop the disrespect you look like a clown
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@jasseralazzam @aburaydd @kha_d89 النهائي الآسيوي يُلعب في نهاية 2019 وباقي البطولات نهائياتها بداية ومنتصف 2020 وكلها نفس الموسم وتُحسب مع بعض، لكنك طفل وماتتابع كورة الا بتويتر ليه نناقشك ونعطيك وجه.
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@Lord8010k @nodebate4 @ClinicalPessi @IconicCristiano Boo hoo the 36 year old didn’t play 8 months in my team and bring his shit fans with him
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@11_p3 @asuu0i @1SMi_ سالم انجازاته خلال ٣ سنين اكثر من النصر اخر ٢٠ سنة، بأي حق تجي تتطاول عليه وتقارنه بلاعبين؟ هذا تقارنه ب اندية'
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@wavidlx @bames_barden @FabrizioRomano Your GOAT is sticking to American sports 💀💀💀
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@jnktoowell The GOAT pulled over 80k for his introduction (he walked in and waved then left) Waaay clear of this breakup merchant 😭😭
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@hezo46529438 @mehranakb111 @TvPrometheus @Utisery9 @JJ2Solid_ @Kofichant @ValvRmfc 5 in 9 years = 0.5556 5 in 123 years = 0.04 So given this context, yeah 5>5
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@igorteKC @Alhamdhulillaah Didn’t know Tom Holland is from the Netherlands, unbelievable!
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@StxnesEra @CFC_Janty Why are Messi’s Ballon d’Ors bigger 💀💀💀💀💀 these mfs
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@Hafeel0007 @Maasim55 @lanrrrre He’d literally still lose
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@mmaf8410 @AlhosamK ١٠ ريال هذي ليلتك، التذكرة ب٧٥
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@fthimself @bander89a اذا مرة فنانين كان يمديهم ينقبلون بالشرقية، لكن السعوديين يعشقون شيء اسمه محاشر الرياض واهلها على كل سانتي بالمدينة
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