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Crown this man. Give him an OBE. Give him a PhD. Give him a million pounds.
#TraitorsUK
#Traitors
#TheTraitorsUK
#TheTraitors
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25 yrs since this was released!
Can we get this back in the charts please?
Spread the word!
#DoWhatULike2Number1
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@takethatOZfans
- Dates for the Aussie
@takethat
tour have officially been announced.
@GaryBarlow
see you in Nov!
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So I gave the
#MargaretCourt
bust at Melbourne Park a fabulous makeover today! Pls retweet & encourage others to do the same.
#CampMargaret
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**Diane casually reaches for the fizzy rosé**
The entire nation:
#TheTraitorsUK
#TraitorsUK
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitorsUK
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@MrKRudd
I don’t think the joke is making fun of Harris’s colour, I think the joke is instead making fun of Biden‘s casual racism and misogyny. It’s satirical, no?
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Remember when Tina Turner teamed up with the Aussie NRL, encouraging an entire generation of gay boys to masturbate?
#RIPTinaTuner
#Tina
#TinaTurner
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Shrine of Duty hosts: We're not irreverent are we...?
**five mins later**
"Tell us Martin Compston, who do you think it was took a shit in your car...?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shrinepod
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@stevenperkins
Also Mollie: “Oh look how easily you lie to everyone Harry…
…anyway bye again!”
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Yeah sure, sex is good...
But have you ever watched Talia get 11 votes to get kicked out of the
#BigBrotherAU
house?
OMG. Delicious. I need a cigarette.
#BBAU
#BBAu2020
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Shrine of Duty hosts: We're not irreverent are we...?
**five mins later**
Chicken Licken. Fog candles. Blow job long. Hairy man.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shrinepod
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We joke on here about all the MAFS silliness - but Sandy’s response tonight was really genuinely heartbreaking.
Seeing this great, beautiful, powerful woman treated so poorly. It’s visceral.
Surely one of us can fix her up with a decent, hot mate.
#MAFSAU
#MAFS
#MAFSAustralia
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Also, with all the excitement no one is even talking about THIS little surprise nugget!
#NeighboursReturns
#Neighbours
#RebecchiReunion
#Callum
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Ruby coming to Georgia's rescue with the roasted pistachios has ruined me.
Can't we ALL just help one another out with our roasted pistachios? Can't we ALL offer up a spare pan?
#JrMasterChefAU
#MasterChefAU
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@BenjaminCrew1
OMG I just opened this thread and have already set aside an hour to properly go through every single response.
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Look for the past 90 mins I've been trying to tweet very flippant, subversive, funny comments... but the truth is I've been in tears at least 3 times. Thank you to those amazing
#78ers
for doing what you did. What a legacy. Just thank you!
#RiotABC
#MardiGras
#Sob
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I adore Sandy.
Dan’s being a knob.
I feel like Sandy needs two gay besties to take her out, get her drunk, and shower her with fabulousness.
#MAFSAU
#MAFS
#MAFSAustralia
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I was at the filming of Idol back in the day when someone forgot lyrics and fucked up bad.
The ad break was called and Dicko was the ONLY JUDGE to run to this singer, make sure he was okay, encourage and support him.
He’s a legend. No question.
#ImACelebrityAU
#ImACelebAU
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Y’all remember Alex Newell as the awkward kid with the thunderclap voice from The Glee Project?
Well look at them now!
THIS is what the Tonys are about.
#TonyAwards2023
#TonyAwards
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Joel Creasey literally convulsed when Cher laid hands upon his body, the Gay clearly coursing through him.
#MardiGras40
#MG40
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#Neighbours
is mostly a fun, silly soap and one of my favourite guilty pleasures.
But on those occasions when it brings it’s a-game like it did this last week it is simply beautiful.
Ouch. My heart.
💔💔💔💔💔
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Also the biggest mystery of all:
HOW did Rodwell end up Best Man???
#Neighbours
#NeighboursReturns
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Shut up about the
#SydneyFireworks
. They’re happening. They’re fabulous. End of.
After all the misery of 2019 let’s maybe just enjoy a little colour and spectacle. And excellent music arranged by the amazing
@DJDanMurphy
.
Everyone just stop being annoying. Jesus wept!
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@nowismytime2
Fun fact: she did them both in a Devil’s Threeway later that night. Bondi-style.
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OMG Krista and Holly!
David and Aaron!
Elly and Bea and Chloe!
Scott and Charlene jamming with Mike and Karl!
Amy and LANCE!
OMG Laaaaaaaaaaaaance! ♥️
And Philip Martin!
And Melanie! ❤️🩹
This. Is. INCREDIBLE!
#Neighbours
#NeighboursFlashback
#LanceWilkinson
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Cam’s mum is a typical CWA mum who rarely smiles unless she’s bitching about something or birthing cattle.
#MAFSAU
#MAFS
#MAFSAustralia
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@RachelShukert
I am HAUNTED by the Joshua Generation. That is some dystopian future shit happening right under our noses!
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An empty MCG on Grand Final day is heartbreaking. Love you Melbourne!
#AFL
#UpThereCazaly
#GrandFinal
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What a fucking KNOB.
Half an hour is a run.
Six hours is a shitshow.
Get in the bin Dan!
#MAFSAU
#MAFS
#MAFSAustralia
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Me anxiously refreshing twitter every 20 seconds dying to hear all the
#neighbours
news from Hamer Hall this evening.
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I spend today sated and somewhat smugly knowing that
#Neighbours
is back in production as of this morning. A balance has been restored to the world.
#NeighboursReturns
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For many a homo of a certain
Age, Sean Hayes remains a PIVOTAL actor in our formative gayness.
Jack McFarland gets a Tony. How wonderful.
#TonyAwards
#TonyAwards2023
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This is going to destroy me.
#Neighbours
#NeighboursOnAmazonFreevee
#NeighboursReturn
#HaroldsHealth
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I can’t be the only person astonished by Tayla’s arrogance when her eyelashes are like melted crayons.
#MAFSAU
#MAFS
#MAFSAustralia
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Are we all just gonna ignore the fact she’s swanning around camp in a bikini up her ass while everyone else is fully dressed? She’s deliberately provocative and then cries when people are provoked!
#ImACelebrityAU
#ImACelebAU
#IACGMOOH
#CelebAbbie
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This whole bullshit idea that you’re a better person because you exercise. Exercise your common sense you stupid asshole. Run into the bin!
#MAFSAU
#MAFS
#MAFSAustralia
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@BBCRadio2
SOS!
25 years since
#TakeThat
released Do What U Like.
Us fans want it back in the charts this week
#DoWhatULike2Number1
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@GaryBarlow
Sadly I didn’t make the 98 tour - BUT I was at the Open Road promo tour of Aus in Aug 97. Does that count? 😛
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I appreciate everyone’s
#WorldPride
enthusiasm and all, but one more person on here misspells DANNII and I’ll lose my shit.
DOUBLE-N
DOUBLE-I
Okay. Now you know.
#Minogue
#GaySpellCheck
#WorldPride2023
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Mmmm… the taste of a Camberwell summer in 1986… a Sat evening, Dannii on YTT… then getting ready while Psuedo Echo’s Love An Adventure album plays… a quick tram heading to Chasers… let the music play!
That’s where this Rosè takes me to. 💙
@kylieminogue
@DanniiMinogue
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@NeighTweets
Do we know why there’s been such a lack of Scully-ness? This to me feels like a huge omission.
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@GaryBarlow
Mandalorian. It’s GREAT!
AND High school Musical: The Musical: The Show, which is surprisingly hilarious.
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@ShirleyPussy
I fucking live for your feud with The Nolans. Darren Little’s gonna write a TV movie about it one day. 😛
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Dear
#Neighbours
,
Just a small thing: Byron Bay is not actually driving distance from Melbourne.
No matter how north Erinsborough might be, Byron is still a good 17 hrs away!
That’s all. 😛
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@GaryBarlow
I always said the one thing missing from the III tour was Gary's electronic organ. 😝
http://t.co/wbYbDtw0Dh
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I hate Haz.
I hate his ankle pants.
I hate him flip-flopping with Mac and Holly.
I hate him telling people how to have their coffee.
I hate him.
I hope Trevor bites him.
#Neighbours
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I seriously can't recall a character on Australian TV who has not just presented herself so appallingly, but done it with such relish, as Olivia on
#MAFSAU
. Her lack of introspection is astonishing. Like, you do realise there's a camera on you, right?
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Jaz HAS RECEIPTS and they still don’t wanna believe Harry’s a Traitor. I hope they all get pecked by a feral owl.
#Traitors
#TraitorsUK
#TheTraitorsUK
#TheTraitorsUK
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The Newsroom is an extraordinary TV series. If you missed it when it was on jump onto iView and watch it. It’s just fucking brilliant. Well deserved.
#Logies
#Logies2022
#LogieAwards2022
#TVWeekLogies
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Amazing.
Do we have any confirmation that Brendan was behind camera for this, making it a Minogue a trois ???
#WorldPride
#KylieandDannii
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@shrinepod
getting sidetracked from their Vigil recap by Proud Mary and Fleur East is the content I am HERE FOR.
I guffawed out loud in public.
Well played, guys. Well played.
#Vigil
#Sax
#Tina
#JaneMcDonald
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Just found this bit o’ Circus magic from 10 years back at Wembley, with
@GaryBarlow
and lovely Mike Stevens (
@Saxes1
). Thought I’d share. XX
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Jack is textbook trying to knock down Tori’s confidence and self worth. He’s a garbage human being.
#MAFS
#MAFSAustralia
#MAFSAU
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I always wished more people would tweet about Take That.
Careful what you wish for kids.
😛
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OMG it's like a straight version of Kylie's Come Into My World.
Tim Wilson canvassing the views of a wide variety of people in East Hampton today about the irrelevance of Twitter
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PLEASE
@BigBrotherAU
- I am BEGGING YOU: ENOUGH with strength challenges! It’s dull. It’s predictable. And it’s counter productive.
Why not have a SPELLING BEE challenge instead???
#BBAU
#BigBrotherAU
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Jess Mauboy having the biggest rubber suit malfunction since the Catwoman movie and just getting on with it LIKE A PRO! That, my friends, is a STAR!
#Logies
#Logies2022
#LogieAwards2022
#TVWeekLogies
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If you live in Melbourne then you’ll of course understand just how funny this line actually is.
#NeighboursReturns
#Neighbours
#Werribee
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WHAT???
David and Aaron and Nicolette are involved???
But HOW???
OMG this is SO
EXCITING!
#Neighbours
#NeighboursFlashback
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There must be a German word for when U are obsessed with an artist very early in their career and you cop a lot of shit for it cos she’s “talentless” or she’s “plastic pop music” - then 30+ years later you’re smug AF cos she’s OWNING the
#Glastonbury
stage. What is that word...?
The question is - how the hell does
@kylieminogue
pack so much charisma, charm & talent into such a teeny weeny petite package?
#Glastonbury
#kylie
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@GaryBarlow
@darrenhayes
I want a duets album.
I want new Darren material - that voice is too good.
I want Gary to cover Casey.
I want a tour.
I want merch.
I want a mug.
I want a variety hour TV special.
I want Star Wars collections compared.
I want to watch this all day.
Wow - thank you so so much
@darrenhayes
, absolutely beautiful performance of a superb song. Can’t wait to see you mate. Thanks again.
#TheCroonerSessions
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@darrenhayes
It’s dangerous to normalise excesses in facial augmentation - Pete Burns died of it - but Madonna fans so love to come to her defence when it comes to “ageism”. If she had any notion of ageism she’d allow herself to age gracefully and naturally and not look like a fitted sheet.
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You are a prince among men
@GaryBarlow
. And my favourite popstar of all time. But you knew that already, didn't you!
http://t.co/ZdN0oAPlqj
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@insidethegroove
In Bed With.
It’s fascinating, funny, revealing, a perfect moment in time and also timeless, and the most quotable film of all time.
“Alec! You’re not filming me getting an adjustment.”
Also the live footage is extraordinary and beautifully filmed. Solid 10 out of 10.
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@knazzer
Yes.
But we are not actually the first generation to do so.
In fact, you might say we are…
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Ugh I HATE Triple J trying to assimilate with the Countdown legacy. Countdown was never afraid of commercial pop the way Triple J are. If it was good Molly championed it. There was no musical snobbery.
#NYEABC
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Hey
@GaryBarlow
- it was around this time 6 years ago you were in Sydney recording the Aussie bits for Sing.
#Goodtimes
#JubileeJubilee
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Loving how the balcony of Number 24 is like the VIP section of the
#NeighboursFinale
.
Sorry; icons only.
#RamsayStreet
#CelebratingNeighbours
#Neighbours
#ScottandCharlene
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@brightlightx2
Take A Bow. It's the least Madonna thing Madonna's ever done. And it's beautiful.
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