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Award winning satire, Being a Tory I like nothing more than stealing money from 60 yr old women, so far I have stolen the pensions from 3.8 million #waspi women

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Why do Tories stand like twats ?
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#r4today Is there any-wonder that this country is in such a mess, after 14 yrs of these idiots
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#PoliticsLive Margaret Thatcher sold off the publicly-owned water and sewage industry in England and Wales for £7.6bn. She vowed it would lead to a new era of investment, improve water quality and help bring down bills ... Thats why we have piss and shit in our Rivers and Sea
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Labour left £740bn of debt in 2010, and we have halved it to only £4.5tn in 14 years, a sign our economic plan is working #votetory
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#bbcaq Utterly staggering. THOUSANDS of people have turned up at NEC in Birmingham for the @reformparty_uk conference. This is absolutely huge. It's packed! Something is happening 👀
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#jeremyvine #PoliticsToday #r4today #pmqs Labour left £740bn of debt in 2010, and we have halved it to only £4.65 tn in just 14 years, a sign our economic plan is working #votetory
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6 months
Have a guess which political party this guy belongs to ?
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David Cameron warns Labour cannot be trusted on defence... Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, Wheres all the money gone ? ... Moron
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6 months
So which political party does this guy belong to ?
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6 months
FFS Can Nick Robinson and Nick Ferrari please stop going on about Angela Raynor £40 Tax bill on her old council flat in Shard End Birmingham, look I'll pay the £40 and can we all just move on to #willygate
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6 months
I wonder why the Tory Media have never credited Mrs Thatcher with the deregulation of the Banks in 1986, and the mess we are now in ?
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7 months
#GeneralElection Please Vote these Tory liars out ... they have ruined this country in the last 14 years with their compulsive lies and smears ... This country deserves much better
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6 months
Police shut down a Bukkaki Conference in Brussels
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@carolvorders @Conservatives Sunak to argue UK is safer under Conservatives amid worsening global outlook Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, I dont think so
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6 months
A Moist moment for the Ladies
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6 months
Always good to see Penny Mourdaunt trending
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6 months
#bbcqt It is an easy mistake to make to confuse the Congo with Rwanda, after all I am only the Tory Minister for Overseas Development
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"The Ombudsman was clear – compensation should be paid to the #WASPI women who suffered due to the DWP’s maladminstration.
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@implausibleblog Penny Mourdaunt looks bored today
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6 months
Which Political Party does this guy belong to ?
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@GuillermElodie Better than these 2 idiots that Bankrupted the Country
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2 months
@implausibleblog That is because he was a product of Eton and he Dads large Bank account, he was educated far and beyond his personal ability
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#JeremyVine I wonder why the Tory Media have never credited Mrs Thatcher with selling of the National Housing stock, and the mess we are now in ? Homeless on the streets, and section 21 evictions #votetory
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@LeeAndersonMP_ Fantastic News Lee ... Nigel for PM
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@implausibleblog All Tories are compulsive liars
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7 months
#50sWomen Had their pension stolen by the repulsive Tory Party in the name of Austerity, George Osborne saved the country £38bn by making 60 yr old women work another 6 yrs to get their pension ,they had worked for from the age of 15 ... Tories are thieving cnuts #waspi
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6 months
Laura Kuenssberg will be spouting on for an Hour about Angela Raynors Council Flat in Shard End
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@A380Heavy I am quite happy with Sir Keir Jailing right wing Tory thugs
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5 months
#bbcaq Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, Wheres all the money gone ? All in the name of Austerity ... Silly Sausages ...
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@RogerHelmerMEP May I just give you a memory jogger ... Bankrupted the country by £78 bn Bank of England had to stablise the Pound and Pensions ... Tories have left £2.25 tn of Debt and £22 bn Black Hole in the Economy, I do hope that helps your poor memory
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@farmerjoefred @JamesDalyMP @DPJHodges Wasting Police Time ... at least 6 months porridge
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@RobertJenrick Robert you silly sausage, the Tories started selling off the Chagos Islands 3 yrs ago, sorry for waking you up like that
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Do you think anybody will buy this Book ?
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@implausibleblog The Tory Party should be banned from being a Political Party and should be labeled as a Terrorist Organisation taking money from and being funded by Racist and Violent Extremists
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#r4today Margaret Thatcher sold off the publicly-owned water and sewage industry in England and Wales for £7.6bn. She vowed it would lead to a new era of investment, improve water quality and help bring down bills ... Thats why we have piss and shit in our Rivers and Sea
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@MickSDavies1 Only the Express and Mail readers and over 78 yrs old Senile Tory Voters will swallow this tweet
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@jdutchman Like he has a Butt plug inserted
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@Karen_karenelee You have had your pension stolen by the Tories £48,000 they owe you #waspi
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Rumours are about that Sir Keir Starmer is to stand down as Prime Minister and is taking up a role with South West Trains as a Train Driver on £60,000 a yr half his current pay and Angela Rayner is going to serve Tea and Coffee in the buffet car ... Open Secret
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6 months
@Zero_4 Penny Mordaunt doen't look to impressed with Dowden
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@stevie_rf #peston has always been on the Tory pay roll
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@Haggis_UK Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, Wheres all the money gone ?
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@AnnabelDenham1 I'm afraid she did crash the economy, ask any Mortgage Payer and you need to do your homework and stop being such a silly sausage
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Mick Hucknall is touring again
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@ClareTa97789912 @JamesCleverly A rise for public sector immediately returns at least 20% in tax ... Correct ... However the 80% of the wage increase is at a cost to the Tax Payer ... thats how percentages work
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#PoliticsLive Mrs Thatcher sold off everything that we ever owned British Gas, Electricity, Oil, Airways, Water, Railways, Telecom, we were Self Sufficient in Oil and Gas and were totally fucked when the Ukraine war started, She left us with Fuck All #votetory
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Rishi Sunak questions if we'd be safe under Labour FFS Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, Wheres all the money gone ? What a silly sausage he is
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Dave Camoron
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@Haggis_UK Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, Wheres all the money gone ?
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@implausibleblog Tories are compulsive Liars
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#jeremyvine Sunak to argue UK is safer under Conservatives amid worsening global outlook Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, I dont think so
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@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Come On the Peoples Army innit
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So Kate Middletons ‘embarrassing relatives’ don’t ‘reflect on Kate at all’
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@JeremyVineOn5 @thecarolemalone @theJeremyVine If we go back to square one, 2010 Alastair Darling had growth at 1.4% ... compared with Liz Truss and Kwartang Bankrupting this country
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Jame Cleverly is being supported by Micheal Green, Sebastian Fox and Grant Shapps
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Reports are coming in, That Jeremy Corbyn has defected to the Tory Party
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@Draconacticus Before the day is out, Angela Raynor will get the blame for this, either in the Mail or Express
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#InternationalWomensDay 📷 ? Penny Mordaunt, a most influential British woman
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@implausibleblog Straight to Jail without passing Go
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@char1iewatts Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, Wheres all the money gone ?
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The RAF was in action last night over Israel engaging Iranian Drones and missiles, And all #Kuenssberg can talk about is Angela Raynoys Flat in Birmingham FFS can the BBC get out of the arse of the Tory Party #DefundTheBBC
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Does anybody know whats going on with Penny Mordaunts hair ? Is it some sort of joke ?
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@Chrissie_london I dont know, I just dont like hearing about him
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@MissyFitLondon @DavidTCDavies Tories are compulsive liars
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@GullisJonathan @piersmorgan We love the politics of envy
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#LiarJohnson The worst Prime Minister Ever
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Nigel Farage ditches Reform UK’s ‘contract with the people’ just 2 months after election Yeah Innit
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I wish Penny Mordaunt would stop sending me pictures of herself on Whats-app ... I dont like it and I'm happily married
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7 months
"Blow for Sunak" is trending, it should be "Blow for the UK" after 14 years of these idiots ruining the Country Tories are compulsive liars and totally inept
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@Councillorsuzie Tories have Bankrupted this country ... As of the end of July 2024, the UK government's debt was estimated to be 99.4% of the country's gross domestic product (GDP). Debt £2.65 Tn Dont try and rewrite History You bunch of liars
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I'm sorry to hear about Jacob Rees Mogg
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@BethWinterMP @WASPI_Campaign @WASPI_2018 @WaspiWales This is worse than the Post Office Scandal ... Tories are thieves stealing from 60 year old women #toryscum Stealing 6 yrs pension £48,000 and returning £3,000 #toryscum
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#bbclaurak Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, Wheres all the money gone ? The Tories have put this country in Grave Danger
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Tory councillor who called Ian Wright a 'typical black hypocrite' resigns from the party
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@LizWebsterSBF Things are getting better
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@RachelA1892 Starmer's popularity collapses as he hits new low in latest Right Wing poll. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@thecarolemalone @DavidLammy The start of this year ? Labour only came to power 10 weeks ago, you silly sausage
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@PolitlcsUK Tories are compulsive liars
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Sunak will today urge Brits not to trust Keir Starmer with the 'dangers' facing the country. Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, I dont think so
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#ToxicBritishPress This man was lied about and smeared on a Daily basis by the lying Tory owned right wing press ...
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Donald Trump seen here leaving court after Stormy Daniels evidence
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@PennyMordaunt Saving Private Sunak from his lies ? Penny the Royal Navy should never ever stoop this low, show some backbone ... Sunak is a compulsive liar, and a complete disgrace to everyone on D-Day
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@carolvorders Carol as you well know all Tories are compulsive liars
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#FaragesRiots Is there any wonder this country is in such a mess and chaos after 14 years of these Idiots
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#ToriesCorruptToTheCore #BBCLauraK #ToryScumOut Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, Wheres all the money gone ?
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#r4today Another 3 hours of Angela Raynors 2 bed flat in Shard End and a £41 Unpaid Tax Bill, along with endless Tory lies and propaganda that the BBC has been complicit in for the last 14 yrs .... No Thanks ... #DefundTheBBC
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#r4today I wonder why the Tory Media have never credited Mrs Thatcher with selling of the National Housing stock, and the mess we are now in ? Homeless on the streets, and section 21 evictions #votetory
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You cant beat a good old memory wank
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Thank God for the Tories and #Brexit
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Are you an arrogant pompous liar ? totally out of touch with everyone? Yes? Then why not join the Tory Party, we need more people like you !
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#bbclaurak Chris Packham in total dispare , after being asked his opinion on Angela Raynors 2 Bedroom Flat in Shard End and a £41 unpaid tax bill
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Anyone remember Black Wednesday September 1992 when these 2 wrecked the UK economy and interest rates went to 15.8% and the IMF had to stablise the Pound #torychaos
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@SuellaDe Good and take Phil Collins with you
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Always nice to see Penny Mordaunt ...
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@grantshapps Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, Wheres all the money gone ?
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#r4today Dear Nick Robinson this is what a Labour Landslide looks like in the House of Commons ... Just rejoice at that sight ... Not many repulsive vile Tories left
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@DavidDidley Tory cuts, 30,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 2,000 Royal Marines, 60,000 NHS, 21,000 Police,10,000 Prison Officers, 7,000 PCSO, 730,000 Public Sector, 12,000 Firemen, Wheres all the money gone ?
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You cant beat a good old memory wank
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'BREAKING: Rishi Sunak to hold surprise Downing Street press conference this morning' ... It was so much of a surprise that he didn't know what to say, just mumbled on and on about Rwanda for half an hour with no real subject matter is he having a breakdown
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