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Christian Conservative. #PatHead . I have opinions on things. Animal Rescuer. I ❤️ Coffee. Southern by the Grace of God.

Somewhere down South
Joined February 2022
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
2 years
@RBReich You are actually incorrect. Conservatives support Kaepernick’s right to say whatever he pleases. We just don’t have to like or agree with him. Disagreeing with what someone says is not the same as feeling the need to silence them.
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@CalliopeJane2
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@lporiginalg That’s actually the dude who will ALWAYS help you change your tire.
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@CalliopeJane2
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11 months
@TeamPelosi My insurance premiums just went up again. Thanks for that 🥰.
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@CalliopeJane2
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10 months
@TheGreenOldDill Property taxes are the greatest scam people have allowed to be imposed upon themselves. We bitch about income taxes, but having a guaranteed place to live is way more important. It infuriates me. Land can be in a family for several GENERATIONS but still has to be rented from the
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@CalliopeJane2
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1 year
@ShitpostGate What debate? 2 or you’re wrong.
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8 months
@davidhogg111 Abortion isn’t banned. IVF isn’t banned. Soooooo… who is the real liar here?
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@CalliopeJane2
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1 year
@megynkelly @accesshollywood @etnow @people @DailyMail @nypost This is absolutely disgusting. Wow. I don’t know why I’m shocked, but this level of despicable, vile, hatred of Jews is shocking to me. It’s so blatant…
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
5 months
@thehill Perhaps Kelly Stafford should’ve listened to the speech before “knocking” Butker. If she had, she’d know he never said anything remotely akin to women not having this choice. Y’all just hate anything good & pure.
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11 months
@Microdragons1 @VictoriasSecret So women are supposed to sacrifice our comfort and safe spaces to oblige your imagination? Uh, no. Women deserve to be treated with dignity and respect, and that means penis-free changing rooms.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@DLoesch We can walk & chew gum at the same time. We can, and should be, disgusted by both behaviors.
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1 year
@DVATW He looks like the lace curtains got stuck in his pants & he walked away unaware. 😂
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1 year
@jordanbpeterson @CPOntario This is absolutely heartbreaking. I pray she finds recovery.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@TomiLahren Gaetz has no plan. He just likes elevating his own profile to the detriment of the people.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@Riley_Gaines_ I feel like she’s had a low effort life in general.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
9 months
@TheDemocrats Literally that’s how America started sooooo… it’s inherently pro-American, actually. But seeing as how no insurrection actually took place on J6 2021, there is no reason for your post.
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@CalliopeJane2
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11 months
@tmorello Keep raging for that machine, bruh.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@SenWarren 0% of that aid will make it to civilians. 100% will be taken by Hamas. But I’m sure this plays well amongst the other rich, white liberal elites in your circle.
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@CalliopeJane2
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1 year
@POTUS Then why the hell did we send Iran six billion dollars?
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@CalliopeJane2
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2 years
@MarcRyanOnAir 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 NIL is the worst thing to happen to college sports since the transfer portal.
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@CalliopeJane2
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11 months
@timkaine It really does just look like some onions with milk poured in, and cheddar cheese melted on top… and the milk is still totally liquid. There’s zero indication anything “came together”.
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4 months
@HardPass4 I imagine that beer tastes like shit.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
11 months
Dude is such an inspiration! 🙏🏻
@DaveEDanna
Dave Danna
11 months
Last year at 400lbs+ my weekends were spent putting things off, like paying credit cards, canceling plans, binge eating, drowning my loneliness in beer & mountain dew, single & gaining weight. Tomorrow I pick up my tailored wedding suit. Keep fighting 👑s It gets better.
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1 year
@btpotter10 Can you go suit up?
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2 years
@SteveDeaceShow DeSantis is serious and disciplined as a good leader should be. I hope he doesn’t get down in the muck with Trump.
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10 months
@JebraFaushay She’s a terrible actress.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
2 years
@nypost I cannot physically roll my eyes any harder.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
Matt Walsh. Holy crap. So I guess I’ll watch my first ever DWTS. This is freaking amazing.
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TV Deets
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The official poster for #DWTS , premiering September 26. Season 32 stars Tyson Beckford, Ariana Madix, Adrian Peterson, Barry Williams, Charity Lawson, Harry Jowsey, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jason Mraz, Lele Pons, Matt Walsh, Mauricio Umansky, Mira Sorvino, Xochitl Gomez, and Alyson
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
9 months
@DaveEDanna Pork = luck Black eyed peas = pennies Collard greens = dollars
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@Clemson247 Nah homie, you’re 2-2 right now because the coaching game ain’t hittin’.
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6 months
@nosoup4knowles Why is Pearl so obsessed with this chick?
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2 years
@JoeBiden You squeeze a balloon at one end, the air has to go somewhere… so it over-inflates the other end. The difference will be passed on to everyone else.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
2 years
This is an incredibly boring Halftime Show. And I don’t dislike Rihanna. I’ve just never found her to have much personality.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
2 years
@realDailyWire @elonmusk I need a Ben Shapiro Sunday Special with Elon Musk in my life! 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
10 months
This dude right here inspires me to keep going… keep moving… and it’s all about attitude! 👏🏻
@DaveEDanna
Dave Danna
10 months
To the few people who believed in me 18 months ago: When I was 400lbs+ When I was single & lonely When I didn't believe in myself When my mental health was spiralling I wouldn't be here without you I've got a long way to go I've got a lot to learn I'll hit my goal weight in
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@MattWalshBlog Right! Everyone migrated from somewhere, if you trace it back far enough.
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7 months
@PlanetTyrus He absolutely said Lincoln.
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9 months
@ronsterd89 Real butter does not have to be refrigerated.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@WomenPostingLs The first problem is calling it a “body count”.
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1 year
@pearlythingz @CallMeK1123 I’m sure he hates having those large breasts in his life.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@Cernovich Good always wins in the end. Unwillingness to sacrifice the lives of babies is not a negotiable stance.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
6 months
Does it get more Southern? Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@GuntherEagleman She tried to make herself cry but just couldn’t churn them out. 😆
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
5 months
Your morning hilarity in the comments.
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Jason Howerton
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Can someone explain what actually happened here?
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1 year
@NBCNews I had some wealthy ancestors. Am I now wealthy by association? 🤔
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
2 years
@AOC @elonmusk contributes more to positive change in the world during his first waking hour on any given day than you could even have the hope for in your lifetime.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
11 months
@pearlythingz I don’t understand your objective. What are you hoping to accomplish? I’m legit curious because I don’t get it.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
5 months
Fuck it. I just paid off my car.
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8 months
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@CollegeGameDay Tell me you don’t know your audience without telling me you don’t know your audience. Embarrassing.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@realDailyWire @jordanbpeterson @RonDeSantis @KidRock @danawhite @VivekGRamaswamy @SethDillon Table 1. How could there be any contest? I’m sitting with Jordan Peterson.
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@CalliopeJane2
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4 months
New hair, who dis?
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
2 years
@MSNBC He didn’t break any tax laws. Why the hell would anyone pay taxes they don’t owe? No one would. Don’t be ridiculous about this. Don’t like the laws, change the laws. Taxes suck anyway.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
11 months
Let’s see if it’s really all that.
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6 months
My girl 🥰 Sadie May
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
5 months
Letting it slide a lot more these days. Cuz what’s the point?
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
6 months
Drugs are bad, Mm’kay?
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7 months
@MattWalshBlog Miley can actually really sing. I love her voice.
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6 months
$45. Yay or nay? It’s massive and I love it! (that’s what she said)
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4 months
The view from bed for the next 7 days. 😎
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
5 months
Lettuce. No joke.
@Judianna
Judianna
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Me: Onions and/or hard boiled eggs.
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11 months
@POTUS I’m more concerned about the junk fee called taxes.
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4 months
@ChefGruel @LaurenGruel Make America Grate Again.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
6 months
Peach margarita. Tastes like tequila. Perfect. Cheers, bitches.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
6 months
Not a bad gig if you can get it. I’m over here grinding so I can buy her a new toy every weekend while she snoozes on two quilts on top of a soft mattress. Who owns whom?
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
11 months
@CaryKelly11 Not necessary.
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5 months
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
6 months
Right!! There was a full eclipse visible in the Southeast in 2017 and I don’t remember all this Apocalypse talk then. I think we are just so tired of the shit we want to be put out of our misery. 😂
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Heathen King
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
7 months
Omg 🤣🤣🤣 Well worth turning your sound on for.
@TimRunsHisMouth
Tim Young
7 months
AOC sounds exactly like that viral 'talking' french bulldog. I knew I had heard her voice somewhere before...
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5 months
Good morning from Sadie May & me.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@nosoup4knowles The past weeks on this platform have been eye opening. I truly didn’t realize that men preferring virgins is such a thing. I mean it’s a good thing, but yeah, the hypocrisy is ridiculous.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
5 months
Never be a two trip bitch. Get it sis! 💪🏻💪🏻
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
5 months
bro picked a good one
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@stillgray Let’s be real, parts of the southwest have already been taken over due to illegal border crossings.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@ClemsonTigerNet When has he ever?
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
6 months
Well I guess you really don’t mess with Texas. They FAFO.
@ericmmatheny
Eric Matheny 🎙️
6 months
Texas ain’t New York.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@SpeakerPelosi @Teamsters No the F they’re not. The PEOPLE are the backbone… not some mafia-adjacent shakedown racket organization.
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@CalliopeJane2
Calliope ⚡️ Jane
6 months
Fuck a nap. We’re gonna go touch grass and kiss the sky today. ✌🏻
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
6 months
I might take a nap.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
Disclaimer* I do know it’s not THE Matt Walsh. I didn’t think this post would go anywhere 😅
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
4 months
💦🫶🏻😆 Spit on that thang.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
11 months
@WatchChad Make women relevant again.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
7 months
Are squatters required to pay property taxes? If not, I think people should start claiming to be squatters on their property.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
11 months
@grcastleberry Harry Bosch. Everyone counts or no one counts.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
5 months
I love the South.
@HardPass4
Hard Pass
5 months
This man is smoking ribs in traffic. Smells fantastic. Next level southern genius.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
4 months
Calliope is DRUNK.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
3 months
Goodnight Sadie May ❤️ Gosh I love this pup! She’s so sweet.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@EdKrassen @cboyack *intercom crackle* Is there a history teacher in the building? A history teacher? Hello? Anyone? 😏
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@tanathanwriter No. Show some respect.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
5 months
Truth.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
4 months
I always wanted one of these. So I got me one.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
7 months
I didn’t wanna go to the gym tonight. I didn’t go last night. The last 4 days have been hard. Personal stuff. Family stuff. Life stuff. I wanted to clock off work, down a protein shake, & doom scroll til bedtime. But I sucked it up. I showed up & I showed out. I busted my damn
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
1 year
@KristanHawkins You know it’s used to treat actual medical conditions, right? 😒
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
4 months
I saw dolphins!!!!!!! I’m so excited.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
5 months
So apparently the Northern Lights were visible in SC and I missed it!!! One of my biggest dreams. My aunt took these…
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
2 years
@DashDobrofsky The truly scary part of this is that it’s purely for political reasons. This is setting a dangerous precedent of parties jailing the opposition. This is anything but upholding “the rule of law”.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
7 months
@Grand_handsomer $12.99 for three fucking pieces of fried mozzarella?!
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
6 months
Such a little ham.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
5 months
Fuck property taxes.
@LibertyCappy
Declaration of Memes
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
4 months
Wind blown.
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Calliope ⚡️ Jane
4 months
Look y’all, my first watermelon baby!! Lots of blooms on the vines, too.
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