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Im done being an aztec larper btw we are hispanic and the cultural descendants of Rome.
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The tunnel being in front of a candy van and a little kids school yeah they never beating the allegations 💀
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@yucathicc
That wont change the fact guatemalans aren’t black and you are an afro-centrist for pretending otherwise.
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You people are the ones claiming to be samurais, native americans, egyptians, moors, olmecs, aztecs and every other fucking ethnicity on the planet except your own?
Mexicans really got to find a identity seriously! Yall stay claiming black American culture! Yall have a serious identity crisis! Nothing about that is Mexican/chicano culture. Mexicans taking the cake of being the biggest culture vultures overtaking the whites spot
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The aztec empire according to gringxs
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Los argensimios rabiando en los comentarios al ver a un mexicano no mamarsela a un italiano como ellos están acostumbrados a hacerlo.
🇲🇽⭕️[AHORA] El famoso Youtuber Zazza el Italiano (🇮🇹) es DISCRIMINADO en
#M
éxico (🇲🇽) por ser parecido a un
#Argentino
, ser blanco y medir más de 175cm.
Luego de que intentaran robarle el pasaporte le dicen: "Preocúpate por tu país y vete de
#M
éxico"
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Thinking about the juxtaposition of nahua and mayan art. One depicts the bold amalgamation of the aztec while the other the scattered fluidity of the maya. Reds and yellows versus blues and greens. Blood and fire versus water and nature.
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According to blackie the man on the left is less indigenous than the man on the right solely because the man on the left identifies as mexican while the man on the right has some feathers, face paint and a fake document based on quantum blood
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According to the results a woman is safer living in narco ridden Mexico than the black communities in the first world US. 💀
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Vikings personally braided this peruvian womans hair
Based on history, Vikings were the first to introduce braids/plaits to the rest of the world.
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Me on April 8th when the solar eclipse starts vaporizing random people on sight
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America if it was ruled by Amerindians
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How i sleep knowing all the mexican aztec haters will forever have their nationality named after the tribe they despise and there’s nothing they can do about it
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Based. Work as least as possible while still getting payed. Take longer lunch breaks and if possible take a siesta when no one sees you. Refuse to be their slave. If the sleepy mexican stereotype is true and they still hire you, clearly they need you more than you need them.
@Partron_
White people did all of that 100 times better before you folks ever showed up.
You're also the laziest group in the country, which is a truly incredible feat.
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Gay indigenistas be like: “there were many genders before spaniards arrived”
And the genders will always be transvestites usually shunned and used as insults in their respective communities. Xochihua could literally be translated as “pervert”.
The Sioux, Mojave, and Crow all recognize two spirit individuals who resemble trans women in some respects, and our own Nahua ancestors recognized the xochihua gender, who are similar to trans women, and the patlacheh gender, who are similar to trans men.
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@azulaswagmaster
Mestizo mexican man from monterrey reminding some chicana living in California that wearing hupiles and calling yourself maya doesn’t make you one.* In Mexico she’d be referred as a whitexican lmfao.
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Would u join my aztec vs tlaxcaltecas roleplay game in the woods?
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Mexicans made Atlantis…..
White ppl made Chicago…..
Where yous rather live?
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Cerotes and sudacas when you remind them Mexico is the face of Hispanoamerica
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Niggas playing with my face like its play-doh
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Mientras en México los zurdos escupen propaganda barata de lo “chambeadores” que son los haitianos, en Chile (donde ya pasaron por todo eso) tienen que lidiar con esta basura a diario. Típico de mexicanos el ser incapaces de aprender de los errores de los demás.
En Tulyehualco, Tláhuac, CDMX, los haitianos migrantes, cosechan los romeritos para la cena de Navidad. ¡Vivan lxs campesinxs del mundo!
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@Anscarid
Arent u that mexican wannabe french guy who used to post his starbucks meal every morning
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Me after buying fruit from the haitian street stand
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Latinoamericans will cry about being confused as mexican non stop just to larp as us once they go big. Cus why you chilean naming your song that 😂
ORGULLO MEXICANO!!! 🇲🇽✨️
Mon Laferte se presenta en el show de Jimmy Kimmel cantando "Tenochtitlán".
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If this guy was a queer american, looked exactly like this, was some leftist with pronouns and some tribe name in their bio, you’d never call him white. But because he is a regular mexican living in mexico suddenly invalidating his indig. heritage and experiences is ok. A joke.
honestly so happy seeing indígenatok come together to jump this whitexican. constantly trying to downplay experiences of black and indigenous people in LatAm and looking like a fool doing so
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England and Peru 4000 years ago
In England at the same time they just completed this.
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En mexico hasta los trabajadores de comida rapida son clasistas jajajajjajaajaja
Gerente de Burger King en Querétaro, llama “muerto de hambre” a cliente por querer aplicar un cupón que la misma cadena ofrece en su aplicación.
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Me with the same four onlyfans bots who are always in my mentions liking all my tweets.
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mis mutuals y yo afuera de los hoteles y playas turistas para correr a toda la bola de gringxs
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So chicanos are just a bunch of sureños and abajeños larping as norteños but as soon as i larp as aztec we got a problem.
This is the dominant culture of the Mexican American now. Gone are the days of The Hiphop Cholo Chicano that characterized us the for so long.
Mexican Americans are naturally becoming post modern and returning to tradition in a unprecedented way never before seen.
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From zambo conscious chornizo to illustrious mexica nationalist - we love to see it 🙏
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How conquistadors described the anti-spanish indigenous leaders vs how they described the pro-spanish ones.
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By looking at the mexican flag?
How do you see this and say “nah that’s not Western Civilization”
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Ya decía yo que estaba muy chingón y bien hecho el cartel para que lo haya hecho un chilango izquierdista.
Además de que el cartel en cuestión (celebrado por mucho abajoyalaizquierdista) pegado por una agrupación llamada Mexicanos en Defensa de la Nación. Y quienes son esos weyes? Pues juzguen ustedes mismos...
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the sole basis of having native ancestry means nothing yet is all you and your gringx mutuals have when it comes to having "authority" over these topics. None of you live in maya communities, and you arent even yucatec.
the sole basis of having native ancestry means nothing and doesn’t give you authority over indigenous folk. there’s dozens of indigenous groups in what is now MX but THIS is exclusively in maya territory.
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Hold on let me bookmark this for future race wars
Buenos Aires locals pick through waste fruit and vegetables as high inflation continues to fuel the cost of living crisis across the country
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Acting like Latinoamerica isn’t infested of brown people who genuinely think they are white because they have a cousin with a skin tone slightly darker than theirs.
I’ve seen so many white Hispanics LARP as natives and even go as far to say their Afrolatino. They’ve been brainwashed into hating themselves and it’s a shame.
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My college best friend moved back to chihuahua.
My childhood best friend was transferred to CDMX.
My favorite coworker moved back to tabasco.
And now my gf is being forced to move to Sinaloa with her mom.
My solitary journey in this city begins.
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argensimios cuando un indio no les da el buenos días con una sonrisa (nadie los tolera)
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No wonder gringxs think mexican food is just slop 💀
I don't know about yall but, Chipotle might need to count their days!! This Tacobee's place looks like it's definitely better PLUS the prices!!😭😩
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Kinda funny how that indigenous woman has the phenotype of your typical rich whitexican auntie you encounter here lol
Yesterday was the first time I was at Walk with Israel. Apparently 50,000 people marched down Bathurst St and I'm happy to have been a part of it. I met so many wonderful people, one of them was this Native sister.
Indigenous peoples of North and South America united in
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Las razas en latinoamerica ser como:
Blanco
Moreno
Aperlado
Indigena
Prieto
Color humilde
“Soy como amarillo”
Hmmm mestizo blanco
Negro
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Imagine not dikriding the greatest precolombian kino ever made
gay femmes have mr. calexico and his goons SEETHING lmfaoooo, btw the right pic is from ap*calypto so this tweet is automatic GARBAGE. dickriding a film made by a racist white man 🥱
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Nobody gaf when she beat that mexican woman who gave it her all -an italian girl cries after 45 seconds and all of a sudden the world stops
Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woman he’s just punched in the head, and whose life’s ambition he’s just shattered.
#Paris2024
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“Oh Xipe Totec if you can hear me please Xipe Totec please save me, please! im asking, please save me, please keep these hispanistas and europhiles away from me in the gods name please stop them”
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@chuchitobebito
“Being queer is anti colonialism!”
“Do you have evidence the maya were like this prior colonialism?”
“I’m gay”
….
Keep thinking you’re almost there.
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La obsesión que los sudakas tienen con Mexico es digna de estudiar. Pero algo me dice que tiene que ver con esto 🥱
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Calexibros army just keeps getting bigger and bigger
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Biggest downgrade in history
A new comparison image of Tenochtitlan! This time in much higher detail, thanks to
@semo_dron
Of course it's best enjoyed interactively on the site
See how much the city has changed in 500 years, and how much has stayed the same
#tenochtitlan
#cdmx
#mexicocity
#ciudaddemexico
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Hispanos literalmente podrían ver a un indígena recién sacado de las amazonas y lo seguirían llamando “mestizo” siempre y cuando se les haga atractivo 💀
Las basuras mestizas nunca seran mejor que un amerindio puro.
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The profiles and noses aren’t even remotely close? 💀
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Queridos hispanchistas, la de pensar no se la saben?
Oigan pendejos ¿y si tanto les arde la cultura hispana por qué siguen hablando español?
Pónganse a vivir como sus ancestros en chinampas, coman Xoloitzcuintle y rechacen todo lo venido del otro continente, hagan creíble que buscan una separación real y no son simples acomplejados
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@EnjoyerComeback
Nada de esto se asemeja si quiera a teotihuacan y quieren que nos creamos hicieron tenochtitlan. A chingar a tu madre peruano “mestizo blanco” lame pitos negros jajajajajaja
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The divisions between pro-aztec and anti-aztec summarized in a meme.
The answer is fairly straightforward: the Aztecs were one of the most evil civilizations in history and the other tribes that lived there were thrilled to help someone overthrow them.
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Mexicans cooking me in tiktok cus i replied saying he was just another gringo ☠️
🚨 PRIMER MEXICANO EN SURFEO 🚨
El mexicano Alan Cleland (
@alanjrcleland13
) es el primer mexicano en la historia que competirá en los juegos olímpicos con la disciplina de Surf 🏄♂️
Es historia para México 🔥🇲🇽
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Gracias españa por:
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Mexicanos marrones cuando dices que un güero con apellido curioso no es mexicano
Larpero pendejo y envidioso, tu eres el único que se autodesprecia, ese wero de colima es mil veces mas mexicano que tú, tanto así que fue a representar a nuestro país.
por qué el si representa y tu no? pues mira no existen competencias olímpicas por ser un imbécil.
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Este wey hizo lo imposible y logró unir a los dos grupos que más se odian en todo México
Pastor de iglesia Bautista Monte Sion Rompió Rompió ante el Público la Imagen de la Virgen De Guadalupe y La Santísima Santa Muerte Color Blanco Que significa Pureza 🫨🫨
Usted que Opina
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The mayas of 5k years ago would look at your chin to forehead ratio and gasp of disgust. Kukulkan kindly reshape this chicana’s craneal vault so she can be closer to her ancestors!
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De todas las bellas culturas pre hispánicas de las que se pudieron inspirar y se fueron con un diseño todo whitexican pedorro con mismas vibras de “mexico is the shit” jajaja
Uniforme de la selección olímpica de Mongolia vs uniforme de la selección olímpica mexicana
El nacionalismo no se trata de inventar un pasado glorioso ni de sentir un orgullo irracional por cualquier cosa que hagan los compatriotas.
Reconocer que nuestra nación carece de
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Se acuerdan cuando este pendejo comprobó que su cuenta esta en español porque habla con el inglés al nivel de un niño de 12 años.
Argentinos en Estados Unidos - La raza mexicana en Estados Unidos.
¿Qué opinan?
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Imagina usar a un niño desmembrado para defender a gordas transvestis…el estado absoluto de estos marikones
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Los pochos se volvieron el chivo expiatorio de los mexicanos acomplejados para copear sus perdidas en el futbol 😂😂😂
Golpearías
Golpearías a estos Pochos en la cara para que tu equipo sea campeón este torneo?
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Im sorry but the judges have reached a verdict.
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Fixed it for you.
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Finally ended things with her
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Why would the mexican nationalist (who fought over the liberation of spain) identify solely with the legacy Spain left lmfao. Low self esteem is having to rely on your catholicism and lick european ass like your entire account does to find any self worth.
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@SoyBienZorritx
Hasta para quien puede ser racista eres racista y dices que no podemos serlo 😂
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Argentinians lowkey love mexican culture and mexican history but they will never admit it
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Im done being an aztec larper btw we are hispanic and the cultural descendants of Rome.
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Al menos los tempestistas tenían a este wey acá ninguno se salva
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Cuando digo que comes pito de negro no me refiero a la escena literal que tu cerebro de pajero se imagina. Me refiero a que te ves inferior con la necesidad de complacerlos.
Eres una mierda sin el más mínimo auto respeto, pero no estoy diciendo nada que no supieramos. 😂👇🏼
¿Por que piensan en sexo con negros cada vez que hablo de civilizaciones africanas?
Más parece proyección qué otra cosa.
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Officially 26 today - one more year and I’ll finally leave this hell app forever
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Haitian expecting me to give them money for opening and closing the oxxo door for me be serious
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El moreno se ve mejor asoleado pero esta gente prefiere encuevarse y ponerse 20 cremas en la piel con tal de verse así y ser considerados “blanquitos” bajo nuestros estándares. El Sol no es tu enemigo.
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Fortunate that my grandma lives by my office so i always visit her to eat lunch
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Aztecs after convincing the whole world they are descendants of the toltecs.
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