When I had my locs a teenaged white boy next me in the tsa line looked up at me and asked “hey do you have SoundCloud?” and I was like “um what?” and he replied “oh you just looked like you would rap” 💀
There’s a great NPR article about how Dutch farmers crossbred modern Brussel sprouts with older varieties that tasted less bitter and that’s why they’re popular now
Still eating off Vince staples and boldy james, westside Gunn just dropped, baby keem (and presumptively Kendrick?) on the way, Kacey Musgraves on the way, Charli xcx on the way, young thug on the way….. what a time to be alive
I had to divest from the BLM celebrity group chat last summer bc when I voiced disgust that they’d allowed YG to turn a march and vigil for Breonna Taylor into a concert/music video, nobody wanted to admit it was wrong.
I don’t trust it, I’m sorry. She’s right.
Do you guys remember in middle school when you could buy carnations for people to be delivered in home room and the popular people got a ton, and the normal people had like one and the rest of us weirdos had to sit there while our school engaged in active bullying, a day for love
When I went to take my exam this morning some girl was sitting in the seat I sat in literally the entire semester. Like why wouldn't she just sit where she normally sat??? I hope she failed the exam tbh
Lady in the airport talking about how much she loves Ron desantis just missed her flight because she was too busy talking about how much she loves Ron desantis 🤭
“I once dated a man who didn't know he was supposed to brush his teeth every day. We dated for 3 years and he broke up with me 🤪”
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MTV's new show
#Ghosted
: Love Gone Missing helps people track down and confront the people who "ghosted" them.
"Have you ever been ghosted? Totally left in the dark by someone you care about? No text. No DMs."
It's being slammed for promoting stalking:
I remember people who said they didn’t like this girl’s schtick were called all sorts of antifeminist haters but they were right all along!!! Anyone who enjoys that sort of insulting garbage should be ashamed!
I like to imagine that everything happening under the trump administration is being scripted by Ashton Kutcher and that any day now he'll inform us that we've been punk'd. His greatest punk ever.
Bill Cosby requested a new trial or reduced prison sentence, saying the judge failed to consider his age and poor eyesight when sentencing him. He is serving 3-10 years for drugging and raping Andrea Constand and has 50+ accusers.
Tomorrow I’m gonna fry chicken for the first time. I just got this shit seasoned and put in the buttermilk. I’m so excited this is a seminal moment in my life.
“We will finish the job of getting a total of $2,000 in cash relief to people who need it the most.
The $600 already appropriated is simply not enough.”
—Your next president,
@JoeBiden