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I smoke weed bet on sports and say some stupid ass shit. World Record holder for fastest blunt rolled on camera. Once Racked on The Jim Rome Show. chargers & UM

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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 months
Just hedged $10k on the angels at +1200 what a night
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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9 months
@ElLoneRanger @shannonsharpeee Right and he tried to turn on Willy
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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4 years
@squallluis @matt2cool @HazeFlave @MIZ_ISC_2020 @Mizzou It’s funny because the student happened to be from the place of origin of the pandemic. If the origin of the virus was Kalamazoo Michigan the same joke would be made and still be funny
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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@bbarney22 went from "he won't be first round" to "he won't go top 10" to "whoever grabs him will be fired" lol GMs know better than Bum Brian Barney that has no recent natty
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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@10goldteeth @stowawayjay @KashPrime @ElijahSchaffer I think it’s the opposite. Kids are able to access stuff so easily that they are desensitized to trauma which causes them to not see danger
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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@VanceJoesphfan @CaitPaulsson @_Ed_Edd_Eddie_ @tai_leclaire Literally lol. Why do people insist we must feel terrible about shit that didn’t happen in our life time... shit that is completely natural to humans since beginning of time
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
Officially playing Ion Cutelaba -128 2.56u
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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4 years
@CealeyGodwin @MCunninghamAJC @KingJosiah54 In the original video antwan Dodson says “run and tell that, homeboy” hence the caption on the Lowry picture
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
@heirmeg It’s ok to simp for her just not as a masculine figure
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
MMA Twitter: would you step in on short notice to fight Josh Parisian for $30k?
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
@BR31T @Jason23Gar Don’t need someone who can run. Need someone who is willing to.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
@BarackObama Nba games all happen after polls close fyi
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
@Aj06904457 @ZachKeysOG @Miguel89166461 @JasonMooreENT @realstewpeters Ok he directly implicated Biden. You implicated trump by association. Huge diff
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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11 months
@Ohio70Wolf @Blue2Bongo @CFBRep @BuckeyeBat Lolololololol someone isn’t confident in his team or coach
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
What is the obsession with T Swift? average looking girl that looks like she loves missionary and complains a lot
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
@BovadaOfficial Ability for almost every play to be game changing
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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@mksburner @CFBRep Respectfully, no one knows who those guys are.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
What Brian Hartline thinks his speech was
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
@SpartanDawgggz @REALDonThomas Bruh you just tweeted pictures showing exactly what the difference is. Taller, faster, less picks, same tuddies on much fewer attempts
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
2 leg Muradov + Aspinall (-150) 6u 🔨🔨🔨 #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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10 months
Smoking on that OG Roll Tide in LA today
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
Whenever I’m same as this guy it hits all I’m saying
@DQUANPICKS
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9/10 NFL Browns +2 -120 3u Need a book? DM @wagerattack (Use the link in their bio to sign up) Any interaction with this tweet is considered for $25. Leave a comment for higher chance. Going for 23-8 last 31. Best wishes to all. See you real soon. 🍻🔥
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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College Football Week 1: #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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College Football Week 0: Georgia Tech +11 (-110) 5.5u Georgia Tech ML (+350) 1.5u Let's carry this insane momentum into another profitable CFB season. #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 months
Don’t win your long shot parlays unless you finish a good luck blunt before first pitch! Everyone knows that!
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
Ziam/Herbert fight goes the distance - YES (-130) 2.6u #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn The split prop is +225 so y’all do that math
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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11 months
@intrinsicvalyou @JJOneOfOne Your sarcasm detector does not work. We are all making fun of it.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
I approve this play.
@DQUANPICKS
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1 year
6/2 MLB Presented by @OutlierDotBet Braves ML -115 3u Throw a like if you’re tailing with. Insights and edges down below.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
@theblockspot Completely disagree that Bucks should get in over TCU if TCU loses a bonus game to a team they have already beaten. If that’s the case why wouldn’t TCU fake Covid, forfeit the game and get to the playoff? Cannot punish them. It’s OSU or USC @ 4
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
“I see that you recently made some big withdrawals” I’m sure you do want me to follow your Twitter so you can keep more eyes on me. 🤔🤔🤔 Getting more limitations soon I’m sure.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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6 months
@Jason23Gar That’s exactly what you said leading up to the game last year then we came on your face
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
I don’t give myself many breaks. I don’t eat out but once or twice a year. Today I went out for steak and some great wine. Let’s all take a second to Pat ourselves on the back… for our accomplishments yes but for surviving! That’s more than some can say.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
NFL -> mandated vaccine -> myocarditis -> hamlin death -> lawsuit
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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College Football Week 2: #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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College Football Week 1: #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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10 months
My time at the 2024 Rose Bowl: First, had to do the parade. Known as America’s New Year celebration. Floats all incorporate a ton of flowers. Tons of appreciation for the police and emergency services. Lots of pride in Pasadena. Also one Palestine protest.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 months
Winning $100k when you don’t live around your friends was kind of humbling ngl.
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1 year
@BrettAppley The best new fighters the UFC can find go on contender series or get immediately signed to UFC. TUF has been schmos for awhile now
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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9 months
18-5 +43.95u holy fuck what a day.
@CPTLbetsBIG
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9 months
CBB 1/20/24 Noon UMASS -5.5 (-110) 6.6u Ohio St -9.5 (-110) 2.2u 1p Gardner-Webb -2 (-105) 3.15u 2p Bradley -11 (-110) 3.3u Loyola MD -1 (-110) 4.4u Furman -4.5 (-105) 4.2u S Dakota St -8 (-115) 3.45u Brown +5.5 (-110) 2.2u #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 months
CASH!!! +350 for the first bet of the year!
@CPTLbetsBIG
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College Football Week 0: Georgia Tech +11 (-110) 5.5u Georgia Tech ML (+350) 1.5u Let's carry this insane momentum into another profitable CFB season. #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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6 months
@intrinsicvalyou @chargers @UMichFootball lol. He isn’t fast at all. Highest contested catch success rate in college football and a decent route runner. Just say you didn’t watch and ask for an evaluation. I do not expect him to play much but happy for Cornelius nonetheless.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
Ribovics -145 2.9u Y’all tripping on Kirk. Esteban will be stronger, more power, and more gas. When has that ever gone wrong?
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
@emeraldtableto @SBRslav @CraneBodhi @iluminatibot Structural engineer here. It would most definitely collapse straight down. Tons of lateral bracing in these structures. The columns will not move horizontally under almost any event besides a meteor.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
First esports bets of the year. Confident I am the best esports capper alive.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
One thing people love doing in the betting space: see someone making a bet on an underdog, make a comment saying no chance in hell, favorite gonna win easy, but I’m not betting it. So then the dog loses they say told ya that was a dumb bet. Dog wins and they say “I didn’t bet”
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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Uros Medic (+165) 1u Medic/Semelsberger u2.5 (-175) 3.5u #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
Beautiful way to start my Sunday. What a fucking card
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
Because Hamas has HQ in places such as hospitals to ensure that if they are wiped out, civilian casualties are involved increasing sentiment in their favor.
@MarioNawfal
Mario Nawfal
1 year
🚨 JUST IN: Only Hospital in North Gaza Strip Out of Service Amid Israeli Strikes The Beit Hanoun hospital, the only hospital in the city on the northeast of the Gaza Strip, is out of service because of “repeated targeting” by Israeli airstrikes, the Palestinian health ministry
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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College Football Week 0: Georgia Tech +11 (-110) 5.5u Georgia Tech ML (+350) 1.5u Let's carry this insane momentum into another profitable CFB season. #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
Islam has 12 UFC fights. 6 of those fighters are 5’-10” or taller. The other 6 are 5’-9” and shorter. Islams vs 5’-10” and taller: 6:58 avg fight time, 66.7% sub rate, 83.3% sub rate 5’-9” and shorter: 12:32 avg fight time, 33% sub, 50% finish
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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8 months
UFC 298 EVENT TOTAL: +42.41u !!!!!!!!! 2024 TOTAL: +42.11u (-0.3u coming into 298)
@CPTLbetsBIG
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8 months
UFC 298: Volkanovski vs Topuria Wish me luck I'm heavy on the Maverick #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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Man my hatred is slowly turning from Ohio State to Oregon. I honestly think I would rather Ohio State win the B1G this year than those shitty ass ducks with their whack ass team.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 months
USC ML (+160) CASH for 8u
@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 months
College Football Week 1: #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
Ion Cutelaba and Jim Miller had a kid?
@MMAJunkie
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1 year
#DWCS59 weigh-in results: Eli Aronov – (185.5) Full results:
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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Missed $100k by one leg yesterday on a dart toss. Just glad it was an early leg staying up for it would have been agonizing
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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11 months
I have been to a couple CFP games… they are amazing. This is my first Michigan playoff game and it’s at the Historic Rose Bowl!!! See you there!!!
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
Parlay of the week imo.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 months
Didn't want to hear it in the off season, but now there is no hiding it. Kyle McCord is a better QB than Will Howard is.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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9 months
5-2 up 11.7u with one game left. Really doing this shit for those that want to follow along. My confidence in this method grows by the day. Scores > 1 are 16-3. Scores >1.2 are 12-1.
@CPTLbetsBIG
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9 months
CBB 1/24/2024 Gardner-Webb +4 (-110) 5.5u Richmond -7.5 (-110) 4.4u Furman -3 (-115) 2.3u Alabama -4 (-110) 2.2u MTSU +1 (-115) 2.3u Old Dominion +7.5 (-110) 2.2u SC Upstate +7 (-110) 1.1u Iowa St -8 (-110) 2.2u #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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9 months
May have cracked the code here
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
Up $11k in the last 24h 🤠🌚
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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10 months
Remember MMA bettors: cardio rarely works without danger attached to it. Colby is going to get hurt.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
Absolutely got after it today. Hit fluffy rd 3 at +800. Up 31.06u going into the Hill fight, somehow became my most profitable card of the year. Silva was supposed to be Silva by Tko but not counting it as a win due to my typo
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
Daniel Marcos (-125) 2.5u #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
Me correcting my work nemesis on an email Monday morning
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Dylan Budka -120 3.6u The Mindless Hulk is about to do the damn thing on a weeks notice #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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4 years
@jush_for_fun @abhorrent_ansel Forgot we were at war. The goal shouldn’t be to get at the Republicans. It should be to make good policy for all Americans
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
@BlondeOlives @Niyaatheg @_Twinndiesel Emergencies 😂😂😂😂 you a clown Usman
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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9 months
5-0 +17u on the 5p slate. Been a rough ass week nice to get back on track.
@CPTLbetsBIG
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9 months
CBB 2/2/2024 7p ET Manhattan +6.5 (-110) 3.3u Mt St Marys +2 (-110) 4.4u Brown -1 (-110) 3.3u #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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Virna Jandirroba +140 3u #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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1 year
Ready for war baby
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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9 months
It’s truthfully Pokémon’s fault. I have said for years if Pokémon made an open world multiplayer game based on the original GB stories it would crush every game out there. Instead they gave us dog shit titles with empty promises.
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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Data miners uncovered a Mewtwo-like Pal as Pokemon copy-cat claims against Palworld intensify
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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@intrinsicvalyou @tSilverBulletin Oh if you don’t think Con is rule bending there you are mistaken! No stone unturned
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
$8k in 72 hours 🦖🦖🦖 I’ll never charge for my picks. We do it for fun.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
I’m sorry but if you don’t get what Holly Holm is referring to about child sexualization than you either live under a rock or are choosing to turn a blind eye which is really concerning
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
@dylanbudka83kgs Hey bro! Congrats on the win, the whole @OnTopicMMA was watching last night cheering for you. We do Twitter spaces every Tuesday and Friday night and would love to have you on! We have had prospects like @FearTheMAVERICK and @lucasthelion145 . Would love to hear more from you!
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
The fact that Ngannou did that little shimmy… completely out of his character… almost like he has been practicing imitating the typical boxing ish. Almost like he has been trained. Fury by decision was always gonna happen. 2 parties came together to $$$
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@mksburner @CFBRep the best players are all True Sophomores. Kenneth Grant, Will Johnson, Mason Graham, Moore. Gonna be the best defense in CFB next year as well.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
Got some really early plays for Week 2 of CFB. Week 2-4 are where the large bucks are made. I got: Notre Dame -7 (-115) 2.3u Purdue ML (+125) 2u Colorado -3 (-110) 2.2u Colorado/Nebraska o58.5 (-110) 4.4u Michigan -36 (-110) 5.5u Bama Total Points u31.5 (-125) 3.75u #CPTLBetsBIG
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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$3 million for my children a piece that’s my goal for this year. Told myself a million dollars but I did that last year
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
Thing I like about Blood Money is he is always timely with his breakdowns! A lot of people post their breakdowns after the lines have already been crushed. Blood gives you a chance to grab what he is on
@bloodymmabets
Blood Money MMA Bets
2 years
What's up, friends? I just dropped my #ufcKansasCity breakdown. I got more fire underdog picks. Check it out and let me know what you think. Please retweet for Ya Boi 🤙 #MMATwitter #GamblingTwitter
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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3 years
How? Maybe not living how you want. Maybe have to drive a beater car. Maybe have to not eat out. No new clothes. You want those things you need skills not putting ketchup on my plain burger every fucking time
@rachaelxss
rachael🍌
3 years
y’all know $15/hr still isn’t a living wage right ?
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1 year
Hooker/Turner o1.5 (-135) 4.05u Stupid line. Waiting on Turner by decision to play that as well.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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7 months
that was dog of the week! if you tuned into @CAPMMAcom Space you heard how adamant I was this was play of the week
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7 months
SCAR gonna lose by 40 again who tf bet them
@CPTLbetsBIG
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7 months
Playing auburn -8 for 7u I know I been bad at tweeting lately but get it in. It’s free
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
Every year Christians and Muslims realize they are closer in ideology than they originally thought. United in the fight against woke.
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2 years
@JW1SE You gotta drink both. I got dog nuts w a little red rocket
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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1 year
SWEPT THE NOON SLATE!!! ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK BITCH. NO ONE IS CALLING THESE HUGE "UPSETS" LIKE ME!!! Indiana +31 (-110) 2.2u CASH +2u Kansas +8 (-110) 3.3u CASH +3u Kansas ML (+250) 1u CASH +2.5u Kansas St -17.5 (-110) 3.3u CASH +3u
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1 year
CFB Indiana +31 (-110) 2.2u Kansas +8 (-110) 3.3u Kansas ML (+250) 1u Kansas St -17.5 (-110) 3.3u Florida +14 (-115) 2.3u Florida ML (+375) 1u Oregon -6.5 (-110) 5.5u Minnesota -6.5 (-110) 3.3u #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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1 year
UFC 290: Volkanovski vs Rodriguez #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn Brought out the big guns this weekend.
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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3 years
Thanks Hailey Clark @TravyC18
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1 year
I’d be in prison and a couple them MFs would have leaky brain
@MattWallace888
Matt Wallace
1 year
Pro-Hamas protesters at Harvard surround Jewish student and shout “Shame” “Shame” “Shame”
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CBB 1/23/2024 Kent St +1 (-110) 5.5u Buffalo +1.5 (-110) 4.4u Northern Iowa -13.5 (-115) 3.45u Portland -3 (-115) 3.45u VCU -4.5 (-110) 2.2u Kentucky -5.5 (-105) 2.1u #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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1 year
Noon CFB Penn St +5 (-110) 2.2u Penn St ML (+160) 2u Penn St/Ohio St u45.5 (-110) 3.3u #CPTLBetsBIG #TheFixIsIn
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@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
Just paid two months of rent in 45 minutes 🌚🌚
@CPTLbetsBIG
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2 years
Hammer this I just max bet it. Bovada limiting me to $2k on the straight ML but I got $3 grand on it
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