I remember that part of monster hunter rise’s story where after we killed magnamalo master utsushi told me “great job ace, I love to have sex with men.” Felt that was a weird addition to the script
Nobody will remember:
-your salary
-how busy you were
-how many hours you worked
People will remember:
-when you carted to an avoidable attack
-forgetting to pack cool drinks
-you brought insect glaive and still failed that mount
Smell that? Yes, your nose does not deceive you! The pink-furred fanged beast with a penchant for flatulence, Congalala, returns in Monster Hunter Wilds!
#MHWilds
Whelp.. if your favorite artists have to get Twitter Blue, please don’t give them a hard time. Many of us rely on our followers being able to actually see our posts and I know many of us would not be able to keep doing what we do if our reach keeps getting suppressed even more.
Official render for Gemma, who kinda looks familiar.
"A smithy with the Research Commission. She'll take care of all your weapon and armor crafting needs!" 🤔
#MonsterHunterWilds
Hunter: it’s hard for me to say this, Aisha. But I like you. I like-like you. Can two women truly fall in love like this?
Moga Sweetheart: I— Hunter—!
The Uragaan: BWRAAHHHHH *CLANK* *CLANK*
I did forget how much emphasis the story of world puts on zorah magdaros which is really funny because I think he’s undoubtedly the most boring fight across the entire series
Now that armor is comfirmed genderlocked, i ask thee: What monsters would you like to see return specifically because of this feature?
Here is what i would like to see!
still thinking about this moment i had in MHW a couple weeks back. needed 1 fatalis scale so i went into a fight and plunderbladed n bailed. during the little cutscene i watched as kit t was jumping for joy but then got immediately shot off screen by two fireballs
@JonComms
I wish more games would be smaller or more optimized so I don’t need to play hot potato with my storage on my pc by uninstalling a 100gb game to make room for a new 100gb game
it’s not a specific joke but the scene where they’re setting up Charlie’s dating profile is forever engrained in my brain thinking about it makes me lose it
What’s the funniest joke in the history of television? Has to be a single joke/gag don’t come here detailing entire episodes and story arcs. “Dead dove do not eat” type of stuff.
@intrnetdaughter
i am so sick of seeing that stupid purple vibrator why does that company literally see a tweet with a couple thousand likes and go "its my time to shine"
im a big fan of how this event quest in world is called a farewell to zinogre when i know damn well that guy's bow-wow ass is already booked and busy for monster hunter 7
One interesting thing about primozeno is he looks angelic? Especially with his head fins compared to the afflicted one. It’s completely different from the more demonic looking cowl.
So his fall into vampirism gives me a fallen angel vibe
My crazy theory is since Dalamadur was designed to be a real test at how good you were at verticality in MH4 (climbing up and down around the arena and the snake itself) it would make perfect sense to have the guy make a grand return for Sunbreak bc of wirebugs
The Handler's drawings vs Minoto's drawings 🥺😭 if only the handler wasn't in the new world, maybe she'd make a good art mentor for Minoto besides Master Hojo