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Football, X-Country Skiing, Cooking and Politics. BSc in Poli Sci at Umeå University & MSc in Global Health at the University of Copenhagen. He/him

Copenhagen, Denmark
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6 years
@attn @BarackObama I MISS HIM SO MUCH
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@al_bert_o @kinjaldave7 They never got food when they came over? #SwedenGate
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6 years
@attn @BarackObama (And I’m not even American)
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2 years
@KhurrumSalim1 @alipasha_ @lawliga Uhm why are the vast majority vaccinated then? The brief sickness one can get from the vaccine is nothing compared to actually getting Covid
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@JerseyCityFC @Malmo_FF You payed for your check mark
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I really do not understand fans of English club’s hatred toward PSG. They literally have two clubs with similar projects in their own league but they are so obsessed with a Parisian team.
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Genuinely hope this club never wins a Champions League trophy. Hate them so much
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
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@RobSpooder61 @lmScampi @Ibra_official I really wanna take your comment seriously but it’s actually really hard with the Spooderman twitter handle & avatar.... Yes of course he’s a legend, but come on, man has already won a WC
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
4 years
@SS_LFC @brfootball Neymar literary broke the record for the most dribbles in a single UCL game. Ran the attack by himself for the first half and set up the winning goal. How’s your UCL campaign going?
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6 years
@BreatheMessi_ Pele would count it as a goal...
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
3 years
@Toni_1_Kenobi @leiaorganajedi Doesn’t make any sense though. “You are just a memory of whatever”, well if it’s just a memory then Ben is basically apologising to himself in this moment which makes it weird. The movie wanted Ford back and didn’t care about the internal logic
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6 years
@Vderon @attn @BarackObama I’m so sorry for you loss ❤️
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6 years
@gobrandonrk @ElChicoDelTaco @kylemercer85 @BrendonHope @ABC Oh you mean the country that in almost every single way is better for its citizens than the US. We can get health care, free education, paid parental leave, vacation time. We have very low incarceration rate, murder rate and our people are some of the happiest in the world.
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
3 years
@ArtsTitano @leiaorganajedi Oh yes, something that takes a lot of practice and knowledge in the dark side of the force to do and she just does it by accident. This trilogy shat on previously established force lore and this was one of those moments
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
6 years
@kylemercer85 @BrendonHope @ABC Lol! You do realise that this kind of comment makes everyone else on earth laugh at you Americans
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2 years
@StarWarsTake Or he actually took some time to think about the bafflingly bad decisions taken during the making of that movie and changed his mind.
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4 months
My guys ❤️🇫🇷🇵🇹🇪🇸
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@ElChicoDelTaco @gobrandonrk @kylemercer85 @BrendonHope @ABC Those working class, healthy individuals get a structured welfare net to fall back on if things goes south. Your utopia seems to be everyone for themselves which I’d argue is inhumane and disregards the most fundamental parts of the social contract
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4 years
@bluesonlytalk @gunnerblog @gyaigyimii You will never see a player grab a ref behind the neck, nor for that amount of time. This is not a “small thing”.
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
2 years
Disappointing to see so many PSG-fans defending or even supporting Idrissa Gueye after his decision not to play because he’s a homophobe. If you’re one of the ones supporting his stance, please block and unfollow me please. I don’t want anything to do with you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
4 years
I don’t want anyone to ever complain about how PSG are “destroying football” when it seems like 90% of the top clubs in Europe are ripping the fabric of the footballing infrastructure because of greed. 💴
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2 years
Ekitike deal ✅ Wijnaldum sell rumours ✅ Zaire-Emery contract ✅ Game day ✅ Lewandowski rejected ✅ Good day to be a PSG-fan 🇫🇷
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
2 months
🇫🇷Bradley Barcola ⚽️⚽️ 🇵🇹 João Neves 🅰️🅰️ 🇫🇷 Dembélé 🅰️🅰️ 🇲🇦Hakimi ⚽️🅰️ 🇫🇷 Zaïre-Emery ⚽️ 🇰🇷 Lee ⚽️ 🇪🇸 Asensio ⚽️ 🇵🇹 Nuno Mendes 🅰️
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1 year
@cold_sweat360 @GFFN ”Small things” like standing up for basic human rights.
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6 years
@ElChicoDelTaco @kylemercer85 @BrendonHope @ABC Nope! Sweden is notoriously the most peaceful country on earth, try again!
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2 years
@al_bert_o @kinjaldave7 (I’m Swedish, I can make this joke, you can’t)
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
2 years
@MArizanti Stop throwing around wild theories without knowing any of the facts. It’s extremely harmful
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1 year
I’m gonna say something. Ugarte is PSG’s most important player.
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
3 years
@InteCarl Fattar inte hans kändisskap, jag har alltid trott att folk drivit med honom?
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
6 months
Last time PSG went home to Paris after a 1 goal defeat to Dortmund ⏳🇫🇷
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2 years
@DebatingFooty10 @purplegoldroyal @SazMCFC @CultureCrave Because you enjoy supporting abusers and insecure men?
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6 months
Lucho’s decision to bring on RKM ahead of Ramos is utterly incomprehensible
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
7 months
Shocker to see that the embarrassment of the PSG fan base is out here again with the worst of opinions. He is nothing but a sad incel teenager who’s found a small community of other young boys and men where they can project their insecurities on women and minorities.
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Perfect proof that the only reason Kate Abdo is on the Panel is because of her looks and how it entices young horny kids
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
2 years
@iBazly @NowItsTimeForMe @StarWarsTake Discrepancy between critic and audience reviews are commonplace. So yeah, it can definitely explain it.
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
6 years
@ElChicoDelTaco @gobrandonrk @kylemercer85 @BrendonHope @ABC No, not really. We get what we pay for, and believe me, in general we have no big problems with poverty. Ah yes, the refugee-“problem”, something you’ve consumed in your conservative think tanks and believe you know so much about despite never visiting.
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4 months
You deserved better guys, you really did ❤️ Many years ahead of you still🇫🇷
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
4 years
Arnaud Kalimuendo has scored or assisted a goal every 116 minutes this season. No teenager has more goals contributions in Europe 🇫🇷
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
1 year
Please do not insult this fan base by calling that misogynistic bigot the biggest PSG-fan itw. He is literally an online troll that has been following the club for a maximum of 8 years. He is a joke and an embarrassment to the PSG English-speaking fan base.
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6 years
@utdxtra PSG is not Real Madrid, United is not Ajax
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2 years
@YB_Sodermalm Såklart inte bra men detta späder lätt på myten om att falska våldtäktanmälningar är ett utbrett problem, vilket det inte är
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2 years
@DebatingFooty10 @purplegoldroyal @SazMCFC @CultureCrave His ideas of sexism and misogyny? Those are not his, he has just found a way to monetise exploiting young men and make them feel threatened when they aren’t.
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6 years
@CelticFC @ussoccer_mnt Take good care of him lads and lassies! Win that championship now
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2 years
@ChampionsLeague Neymar, hat-trick of assists and a goal. Was way better than Messi
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
4 years
Sorry but can we please talk about Colin Dagba? By quite some distance the worst football player on the field yet he, by sheer willpower, plays 180 minutes of above average football and helps PSG progress. Mentality!
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
4 months
Kinda sad that @PSG_Report looks to be on the hunt for anything negative pertaining to Kylian to keep on pushing the tired narrative that he hates the club and wishes it harm. Please try to “report” on actual news.
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🇫🇷🤮 Jean-Charles de Bono: “Kylian Mbappé told me he had never seen a stadium like the Vélodrome (Marseille’s stadium), with such an atmosphere. He got goosebumps.” Kylian also invited Jean-Charles de Bono to France’ quarter-final match at #EURO2024 and gave him his match day
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
5 years
Idrissa Gueye Ander Herrera Abdou Diallo Pablo Sarabia Marvin Bulka Mitchel Bakker Sergio Rico Keylor Navas* Mauro Icardi* €60.5m turnover on academy graduates with average minimal match experience. How anyone can claim @leo_de_araujo hasn’t done a great job is in denial.
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
4 years
Points separating 1st and 4th place: Premier League 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: 17 Bundesliga 🇩🇪: 10 Serie A 🇮🇹: 10 La Liga 🇪🇸: 7 Ligue 1 🇫🇷: 4 Most competitive league in the world?
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
1 year
Since Luis Campos took over at PSG just over a month ago, PSG have sold: 🇫🇷 Kalimuendo 🇩🇪 Kehrer 🇫🇷 Aréola 🇪🇸 Sarabia 🇸🇳 Gueye 🇫🇷 Baldé 🇵🇱 Bulka 🇧🇷 Rafinha 🇪🇸 Herrera 🇧🇷 Neymar 🇮🇹 Verratti 🇸🇳 Diallo 🇫🇷 Bitshiabu 🇦🇷 Icardi 🇳🇱 Wijnaldum 🇫🇷 JDE 🇦🇷 Paredes 🇩🇪 Draxler Total: 276M€
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Carl-Oscar 🍉
2 years
In three games under Galtier, Nuno Mendes has already exceeded his assist tally from the entirety of the campaign last year.
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2 years
@JerseyCityFC So you’re bragging about having to buying sex?
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3 years
We were far too hard on Kehrer man. He is fine. PSG had and still has far bigger issues than him.
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It should be: 1. Mbappé 2. Haaland 3. De Bruyne 4. Rodri 5. Messi While I respect the Ballon d’Or as a football institution, it is very clear that that actual price does not go to the best footballer the previous season (even though it happens to do so at times).
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🚨 Ballon d'Or rankings per @goal 1. Leo Messi 2. Erling Haaland 3. Kylian Mbappé 4. Vinicius Jr 5. Kevin De Bruyne #BallonDor
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1 year
There is an argument to be made that Dembélé has been PSG’s best performer this season. While Mbappé yes, has scored the most goals, Dembélé has been behind basically every chance PSG have created and been far more involved in play. He’s been excellent.
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4 months
@Stix_n_stones22 @emmastorey81 Since they are the oppressed group, yes. But I don’t expect a Zionist to understand that
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5 years
PSG’s summer transfers so far. Out: Lo Celso - €22m Diaby - €15m Nkunku - €13m Krychowiak - €12m Weah - €10m Rabiot - Free Buffon - Free Total: €72m In: Diallo - €32m Sarabia - €18m Bulka - Free Herrera - Free Bakker - Free Total: -€50m Net spend: + €22m
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1 year
@Honey_Witts @POTUS @SwedishPM May we interest you in some fine bacon cheese in a tube? 🥓🧀🇸🇪
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2 years
@gmann1717 @NealGardner_ Also Gueye, Herrera, Wijnaldum, Paredes, Rafinha out. That is what you call a complete overhaul.
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5 years
@ThomasB331 @thriftyamoeba @StewardshipAmer @realDonaldTrump Ah yes, is that why the most secular places on earth also happen to be the most peaceful?
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7 years
@giron_george @brfootball @BleacherReport Context is key. Real faced: Juventus, Galatasaray, Köpenhamn, Shalke, Dortmund, Bayern Munchen and Atletico Madrid that season. Liverpool has faced: Maribor, Spartak Moskva, Sevilla, Porto, Man City and Roma.
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2 years
@abnerpastoll Maybe credit the creators and don’t remove their audio?
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7 years
As a honest PSG fan you can't agree with him! Juve are far ahead in at least the organisation aspect! A joy to have him at the club though
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Dani Alves: "The big difference between Juventus and Psg is in ambition and organization"
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3 years
@alvaehedlund Asså han har ju en point på vissa. Men att han klagar på svensk pizza när USA serverar detta är ju att kasta sten i glashus
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1 year
Dembélé has done what Messi couldn’t, unlock Hakimi’s true potential 🇲🇦🇫🇷
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@JudiskaUngdom Svar ja då ljudet är manipulerat, de skriker ”Palestine”. Vilken chock att @judiskaungdom är ute och ljuger igen. Det är iofs förståeligt då sanningen inte stödjer deras folkmordsförvar.
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@JudiskaUngdom Det tog alltså två dagar för er att ta ner det, medan det spred sig till tusentals online. Ta lite ansvar och gör bättre.
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@DebatingFooty10 @purplegoldroyal @SazMCFC @CultureCrave Just watched one video in which he called women “his” and that there is no benefit from female friendship. I don’t think you understand how batshit crazy that is. I think you should go to your mother and sister right now and tell them that there is no value in female friends
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I mean he wasn’t perfect but I sure as hell enjoyed watching my team play back then…
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2 years
@flashxo @heavyspoilers You paid for Twitter
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3 years
Pochettino is mismanaging so many of these world class players. He is getting about 50% out of most of them, about 20% when you look at Neymar. Scary.
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5 years
@david_bubb18 @hughwizzy Dude, he died for our sins! Put some respect on his name
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3 years
@stfnjvnvc Jag är ganska bekväm i att säga att jag hatar influenser-Sverige
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2 years
@JerseyCityFC How old are you?
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1 year
PSG’s midfield, who everyone has been worrying about, has turned out to be the strongest part of the team tonight. Vitinha and WZE really good, even won the ball back even before Ugarte could get to it.
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3 years
The level of insanity to get this kid out of Barcelona at a young age, further develop him into one of the brightest talents in Europe and let him leave because your sporting director has bought 10 30+ midfielders and your coach is too scared to trust young players is mad.
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3 years
simmons might be it actually…
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11 months
Vitinha! What a player he is. The fact that people doubted him after last season is beyond me
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3 years
@StarWarzCulture 1. Empire Strikes Back 2. A New Hope 3. Return of the Jedi 4. Rogue One 5. Revenge of the Sith 6. The Force Awakens 7. Attack of the Clones 8. Solo: A Star Wars Story 9. Phantom Menace . . . . Disgusting: The Rise of Skywalker Embarrassment: The Last Jedj
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2 months
PSG brought in a new coaching staff and 11(!) new players last summer. They now chose to focus on specific high-quality targets in positions they wanted reinforcements and got Doué, Pacho, and João Neves under market value. Fans are now whining and complaining because they feel
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2 years
@AndrewLTumlin @WookOfficial Should’ve been reduced by 2 h 21 min
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4 years
This is the XI I’d go with for the away fixture vs Man City. Herrera has been great lately and was the best player on the pitch for the few minutes he came on. PSG were deprived on some weight up front and Mbappé was outmatched physically. Give Kylian more space.
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@queenelleen Motstånd mot Eden har inget att göra med hennes religiösa/kulturella tillhörighet att göra. Men det vet du redan, du vill bara att vi ska flytta vårt fokus från Israels pågående folkmord och måla upp allt motstånd mot det som antisemiter då du inte har några faktiska argument.
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Vitinha has to be in the world XI this season btw
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1 year
On the topic of legacy. This might be controversial but I believe Di Maria has a bigger legacy in football than Neymar has. Came to Europe in 2007, has played 450 club games since being the second best and most consistent playmaker since his arrival in Europe.
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@ErosBlair @exceedingxpuns My guy we lived in a pandemic and why does pronouns bother you, are you a snowflake? You literally have George Orwell, a democratic socialist, as your avi.
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6 months
@JudiskaUngdom Du menar dagen som symboliserar västs kolonialprojekt i Mellanöstern och den etniska rensningen av hundratusentals Palestinier?
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3 years
@nickafskell Men är du dum i hela huvudet? Du lägger inte upp bilder på ett offers kropp
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6 months
This is a well-made speech. He is clearly emotional and that will always speak to fans. I don’t love the idea of worshipping a multi-millionaire when he couldn’t care less about us generally but he has done a brilliant job for the club. This was the right time to leave.
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Kylian Mbappé
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MERCI. 🔴🔵 @PSG_inside
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My top 10 PSG-players this season: 1 🇫🇷 Mbappé 2 🇵🇹 Vitinha 3 🇫🇷 Dembélé 4 🇧🇷 Marquinhos 5 🇫🇷 Hernández 6 🇫🇷 Barcola 7 🇵🇹 Ramos 8 🇲🇦 Hakimi 9 🇫🇷 Zaïre-Emery 10 🇮🇹 Donnarumma
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2 years
@SwedishPM @RTErdogan Skicka kondoleanser till familjerna, inte diktatorn, ditt jävla stolpskott
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3 months
Genuinely wonder who these people think of when saying this. It has to be Neymar, the thing is that his downfall was almost only down to injuries, not PSG. PSG have many flaws, but killing player’s careers is just not one of them.
Career completely ruined. How sad.
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@PrimeXavi68 @SolskCR1 “It’s okay, he’s got a black friend”
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3 years
Penalty statistics Mike Maignan v. Hugo Lloris Maignan: Penalties faced - 34 Penalties saved - 10 Save percentage - 29.4 % Lloris: Penalties faced - 103 Penalties saved - 16 Save percentage - 15.5 % Not really a competition. #EURO2020 #Fra
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