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He/him. Journalism student. Aspiring sports writer/amateur data analyst ft. in @sportskeeda , @ScoutedFtbl , @thenutmegassist | @chatalyticspod
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If I were a professional sportsperson and got a video of myself like this I'd just retire.
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"I swear you'll never see anything like this ever again... so watch it, drink it in..."
If I don't see that little clip of wan-bissaka getting past about 3 city players in a nice little gif i will be disappointed
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Having solved homophobia in Saudi Arabia, Heroic Henderson takes on his next mission—tackling drug use in Amsterdam...
🚨⚪️🔴 Jordan Henderson, set to travel to Amsterdam before the weekend to complete Ajax move.
All parties are working to iron out final details of the contract today.
Medical being prepared, waiting on approval to proceed.
⏳ After story revealed last week, deal almost there.
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this video has the same vibe as that chinese beaver
I lived long enough to see Thomas Muller rattled, I can die happily now
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ah so city are signing him to help with ffp
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Less than two weeks ago the sitting PM claimed he was not biologically born but sent by God.
Imagining Rahul Gandhi as our PM is so funny and scary at the same time i swear, the way he'll embarrass our country across the world with his silly statements....how are we supposed to respect him?? 😭😭
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"Sunderland move on the same day he goes to Real Madrid they'll never let me live this down"
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This is one of the most underrated comedic moments in recent football history.
Morata on his knees dramatically begging forgiveness from his fans after knocking out the defending champions in the cauldron of Anfield....
....and Marcos Llorente just going "weeeeee" in the shot.
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che kvara is an insane nickname wtf
I went to Naples to meet Khvicha Kvaratskhelia, who is the most compelling, exciting player (and story) in Europe, as far as I can tell. Then I went for a pizza tasting menu, which is the high point of human civilisation.
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"Tom Holland? He is so so good. More than you believe he is good. The ultimate rizz master. Internet knows this. Zendaya knows this, everyone knows this.”
Timothée Chalamet calls Tom Holland “the ultimate rizz master.”
“Internet knows this. Zendaya knows this, everyone knows this.”
(Source: )
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67 replies, 75 quotes why is there not a single one asking what the heck the number 17.3 means for pass success
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tears why are they talking about lv like it's some french striker from the 90s
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this entire tuchel spell is the biggest win of nagelsmann's career
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he's about to appear on tifo irl and talk to us about OOP structures...
When you’re competing in the Athletics World Championships in Budapest but take the opportunity to pose for your Guardian columnist headshot
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it's borderline gaslighting to keep saying he's been declared innocent
🎙️ | Getafe spokesperson on Mason Greenwood:
“We do not want to enter the investigation. This guy has been declared innocent, judged, he is innocent like you or me. The moment we see that he is innocent we have no more to say.”
[
@TheAthleticFC
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Bruno when Weghorst facetimes him at 2 am to talk about their 1-2s
During Wout Weghorst's early weeks at Burnley, he was known to send messages late into the night to team-mates about how they could improve partnerships. [
@TheAthleticFC
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Sure Yashin was cool and all but he didn't have a clip like this!
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alphabetical order is great because it gives you screenshots like this one
Premier League clubs are preparing to scratch their spending itch — here is a list of each side's biggest summer spree 🏧
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pretty sure negotiations here didn't start and end in the time since the official verdict was declared
would love the likes of memphis & vinicius to write more essays telling us about how his career is ruined again...
Benjamin Mendy makes his return to football by signing as new Ligue1 side Lorient player, done deal 🚨🟠
Mendy signs until June 2025 as new Lorient left back after he was found not guilty by Chester Crown Court.
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He was not cleared of all charges. They were dropped.
Mason Greenwood statement 🔴⤵️
I want to start by saying I understand that people will judge me because of what they have seen and heard on social media, and I know people will think the worst.
I was brought up to know that violence or abuse in any relationship is wrong, I did
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missed it live but this has ended me, how does he sound polite even when sledging 😭😭
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Was watching Sean Dyche's Coaches' Voice video as this came out and funnily enough here's a little clip of him talking about rest defence without ever mentioning the term:
One of my favourite things to talk about is "rest defence". If you've heard me mention it and not have a scooby what I mean, then hooooo boy do I have an explainer video for you!
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A serious psychological study needs to be conducted on the perceptions of morality among sports fans
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🏴 men's Test players:
with 'oo' in their surname - 3.29 centuries per player
without 'oo' in their surname - 1.18 centuries per player
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oh jeez even better
Late in-drift probably down to the wind but this was stupidly satisfying.
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Mohammed Siraj: 9-3-15-6 vs South Africa, 3 Jan 2024
Petition for some kind soul in twitter to share ball by ball highlights of Siraj's spell later today.
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I will die on the hill that on the last ball of the innings you should keep running until the bowling team gets you out, no matter how idiotic it looks.
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Thought this might be a fun little viz idea, actual time on the pitch is an area that sometimes gets a bit neglected imo.
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-Domestic violence charities were assumed “hostile”
Insane, just totally unhinged. Every bit of news is more vile than the last
NEW
@TheAthleticFC
🚨Manchester United’s plan to bring back Mason Greenwood included listing football pundits, politicians & journalists and categorising if they would be hostile or supportive. Domestic violence charities were assumed “hostile”
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@/messi:
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Remember that time Thiago Motta mentioned playing a 2-7-2 formation and there were articles about his revolutionary style of playing GKs ahead of the CBs for a week before it turned out he was just talking about a 4-3-3 from left to right
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He is a JOKE
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Never mind this is even more magical
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A Ghanaian coach took a selfie with Son while he was crying 😭
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NOOOO HAAANNNNNKKKK THAT'S NOT HOW XG WORKSSSSSS HAAANNNKKKKKKKK
i have seen this so you must all too
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Kuldeep Yadav's 12-1-35-2 vs England on day 3, think this spell will end up being quite underrated in a few years
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remember when spinazzola was the best full-back in the world for about 3 weeks
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Mainz players cooking up the smelliest low block in that 2nd half and then consoling the Dortmund players now is sending me
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Sreesanth has just said on the pre-show, "(Lorcan) Tucker, if you look at the 50 overs World Cup also he came out and scored those big runs."
Lorcan Tucker has never played a 50 overs World Cup match.
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I'll be real I would love a world where we knew a lot less about transfers before they happen
🎙Fabrizio on when he'll retire from football journalism.
"I won't continue with that forever because it's going to be too difficult, so I think 5 years, maybe." [via
@RestIsFootball
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Football transfers without Fabrizio's "HERE WE GOs" is going to be so boring man.
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struggling to think of many things funnier than the official ballon d'or account getting community noted for getting a ballon d'or winner wrong
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Someone gotta post this ball by ball Naseem Spell
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Everyone been QTing this but the first reply makes it way funnier
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Intuition, Ayurveda and 'Kattan Chaya' — How Thomas Tuchel pushed the boundaries of positional play in God's Own Country
in the local tactico bars they talk about the post jdp tactic breakthroughs in India
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I can't find the tweet now, but I'm pretty sure
@Ankaman616
said there'd be a team at the Euros that'd surprise everyone because their players weren't shot to bits, so I thought I'd have an overall look at each country's squad, in terms of age and playing time this season:
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World Cup year = Ochoa resurfacing
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FT United 0-6 City:
"They are a so, so, good, top team. Was such a difficult game today, we come here to Old Trafford and fight hard and suffer for 90 minutes. I tell you seriously, Solskjaer is a so good coach, the feeling to beat his team is so good, more than you believe."
Pep Guardiola on his record vs Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: "Congratulations for (Manchester) United for winning these duels against us... or some of them." [via
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la liga's commitment to getting bad press is quite something, unreal hustle
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The most DM haircut of all time. 553 ball recoveries, 314 fouls, 22 yellows, 7 reds season loading 💪
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This is the result of the insane levels of fan entitlement we have now lmao
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Momo Cho vs Atletico Madrid (H)
(I might have a new favourite player)
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Looking at a rough risk vs reward balance in the PL so far this season: pass accuracy vs possession value added
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omg this is literally an obama administration clip
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Cannot express how much regular human beings do not feel the slightest urge to do this.
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the fbref-ification of infancy
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darmian was WHAT
matteo darmian + raoul bellanova
ironically milan primavera graduates who are now playing for inter, darmian was part of the 2007 cl winning milan!
darmian is a key player for inter, bellanova is vice rwb.
both will be keen to make an impact
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Bumrah is inflated by SENA minefields, Ashwin is inflated by dustbowls, Anderson is inflated by clouds, SKY is inflated by 'minnows', maybe the real lesson is no cricketer is any good.
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Shot creation vs Possession Security, Europe's top 5 leagues 2021/22:
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Not sure about you all, but this is definitely my team of the year.
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"partial evidence in the public domain" is the most fuck-all line I've ever heard and I'd love to hear what complete evidence this club thinks justifies what's in the public domain
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Today I discovered that Frank Lampard's name is just Xisco Munoz's but English
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wake up babe new tactico pfp dropped
🚨🇵🇹 Simeone: "João Félix gave us what he could, he couldn’t give more".
"When you don’t understand the culture where you are, it’s very difficult to coexist".
"Everything good that happens to Joao will be good for Atlético Madrid. Time is the greatest architect of reality".
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he said
Arnaut Danjuma is understood to be attracted to the challenge that Everton, and the club’s situation, currently presents, after he signalled that the relegation strugglers were his choice over clubs in Europe and the Premier League.
[
@TeleFootball
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Using Sofascore ratings to generate an entire article emphatically saying this is nuts
USA star Brenden Aaronson was statistically the WORST player in the entire Premier League this season - amid reports he wants to leave Leeds in the wake of their relegation
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Can’t believe we hyped up the stability of Croatias midfield and defence only for it to be undone by a guy running in a straight line
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As if putting up this tweet wasn't bad enough, this guy didn't delete even after knowing exactly what happened to Brook, and now has the audacity to upload a video nearly 12 hours later saying HIS heart is broken?!
Supposed to be a commentator, unprofessional and inhuman clown.
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I appreciate that media outlets may not be able to disclose the identities of and/or take a stand on any players involved in legal proceedings but surely the least they can do is to avoid going out of their way to praise someone who's been very publicly accused of sexual assault.
Why Thomas Partey is the Premier League’s most important player
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"Get on with it" is literally what he's doing, the man himself hasn't said a word.
Harry’s biggest problem is not England fans, it’s his performances & future at Man Utd. He’s not the first person to be booed by a few 🤡 & won’t be the last so get on with it! Show some character, perform well & shut people up!! ⬇️
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Schrödinger's Tindall: At the centre of attention (spatially) yet completely invisible (metaphysically).
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Little side-by-side look at a few release variations from these two:
Akeal Hosein & Gudakesh Motie playing together for West Indies in T20Is:
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3-39 (5) vs SA
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2-33 (6) vs PNG
6-17 (6) vs UGA
4-46 (8) vs NZ
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