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Never for money, always for love. #angelcityfc Capt. Charlie on @treadperilously ’s #SpecialReviewUnit

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8 years
I’m tired of dancing here all by myself.
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@ch
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7 years
I made this for you. Please feel free to make more and share. #IAmAPreexistingCondition
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5 years
I’m finally at the end of #GoodOmens and the fact that @neilhimself squeezed a Tori Amos quote into this episode so effortlessly made me shriek out loud. #ibelieveinpeacebitch
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3 years
@JortsTheCat Everybody: “🎶 No we didn’t! 🎶”
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2 years
My friend was on @Jeopardy tonight and her final Jeopardy! answer was the name of her cat, because why not. Here is said cat, Mavery Jorbles. 😻
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5 years
@anarchopupgirl @RachelMcKibbens Oh yeah, it’s a thing. He smartly separated the cute, digestible comics from his other profile where he’s openly religious.
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6 years
@chrissyteigen (Which sounds creepier than I intended it, I now realize.)
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4 years
Hey @darth is this too many potatoes? Because I think I bought too many potatoes.
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6 years
@chrissyteigen One of mine is knowing when a beauty product has gone “off” or rancid. People are really hanging into old creams, lotions and oils and I can smell it on them. 🤭
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1 month
@GlennonDoyle @FlavorFlav is having a bronze clock necklace made and we’re signing up for shifts in L.A. to protect that medal at all costs. 🦅 Oh and US Gymnastics now has video evidence that the challenge was raised at 47 seconds, not 1 min and 4 seconds. 🤸🏆🥉
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23 days
You in danger, girl.
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Asha Rangappa
23 days
My cat is engaged in some kind of Poltergeist trance in my basement: He’s been sitting in the utility sink for HOURS, staring up at the wall/ceiling…even though there is nothing there. As far as I know my house was not built on an ancient burial ground…should I be worried? 👻
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@ch
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7 years
@brokeymcpoverty It looks like each line of text was picked out of a hat and arranged on a shirt.
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5 years
@roddio1 @KnuckaWut @michaelharriot I know him via the fact that he’s Babyface. 🤷‍♀️
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@ch
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4 years
@chrissyteigen This was a good night for potatoes.
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6 years
@behindyourback @jr_allred Also, I’m confused: by “free and willfull murder of born-alive infants” is he willfully conflating actual murder of a living person with the abortion of an unwanted fetus? No one out here advocating for the murder of infants? Does he know what an infant is?
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3 months
@LorenzoTheCat Penny and Gilda, reporting for duty.
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@ch
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5 years
@kthorjensen Dude has a loooooooooooooooot of issues.
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@ch
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8 years
. @chicagotribune does she have a name? Did she win for a particular sport? These things matter. Not who she’s married to.
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5 years
@bevtgooden @ReignOfApril I wish we wouldn’t. (I keep trying to tell the others.)
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3 years
@richietown @bellwetherevent @GhostsCBS @CBS You realize that you have to dress up as her next year, right?
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@ch
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2 years
I’ve never had a cake this cool. HBD @AllieGoertz ! I’m gonna nap forever now. 🕺🏻
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2 years
@MikeBeauvais Don’t forget Law & Order: Special Letters Unit on Sesame Street!
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6 years
@rylan12 @kumailn @johnlegend @chrissyteigen No. They taste great AND they’re women-owned. Surely that wasn’t a difficult concept to grasp.
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6 years
@BabsGray @HotelBiron He says he hates eyelash extensions, but honestly they look pretty good on him. 🤷‍♀️
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@ch
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8 years
“Ain’t no power like the power of people cause the power of people don’t stop.” #losangeles #Blacklivesmatter
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7 months
@AngryBlackLady They’re gonna hire him back after spring break, anyway.
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8 months
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@ch
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2 years
@chescaleigh Being able to pay for verification just renders the verification meaningless, to me. It’s not expensive enough to generate any real revenue without opening it up to *anyone* who could pay.
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10 months
@ReignOfApril Lemme ask you… do you want a hobby that involves supplies that you will need to store in your home? Do you want a hobby that results in objects being created? Because this informs everything.
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7 years
@Miss_Librarian @sharon @IvankaTrump Careful, she might "heartbrokenly" encourage him to drop a bomb on a library.
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2 years
@festive2018 @chefjoseandres @soledadobrien Dude, it’s clearly not soup. It doesn’t look like soup, and at no time did she say she was making soup. Give it up.
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6 years
@chrissyteigen Two pretty not awesome super powers. But I can come over, smell all your beauty products and tell you what to throw away. 🤣
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6 years
@pattonoswalt Maybe he and Bernie can just run against each other in their own separate race that doesn’t really matter.
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6 months
@anylaurie16 “You can hardly tell!” as it gets towed away on a flatbed truck. 🙃
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@ch
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5 years
@desusnice @GeoffTrenchard I think this is my favorite part.
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@ch
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6 years
@bessbell The sheer number of people who think that simply blocking him will solve the problem (and somehow, you’d never thought of that?) is astounding.
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@ch
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4 years
I just told my husband that we have to eat potatoes for every meal for the next two days and he said “ok.”
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@ch
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2 years
@ReignOfApril The greatest irony of them all is that the woman who popularized gender reveals regrets it— especially after that child came out as trans. And you’re right, these reactions are heartbreaking and I don’t know who this is all for.
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8 years
Ok, so: Hate on the safety pin thing if you want, but please don't assume that it's the only thing being done by the person wearing it.
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1 year
@1followernodad I.. just… what? Why… even take a picture in the first place, I guess. What are memories. What is beauty. The past is dead.
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8 years
Your protest vote has done irreparable harm to women.
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6 years
@kumailn @johnlegend @chrissyteigen Coolhaus is the jam— women-owned and originated in the Arts District! 🙌🏻🙌🏻
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8 years
@skulljager @ReignOfApril What replica? It was a toy gun, which isn’t illegal. He didn’t point it at anyone. Sit down.
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2 years
Ruth Carter bringing her speech on paper that matches her dress is THE costume designer vibe.
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@ch
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4 years
@anamariecox Penny is coping by taking some personal time.
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@ch
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4 years
@jr_allred @chrissyteigen By the letter, apparently.
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1 year
@ShawnaSeed @JortsTheCat @feederofcats Always adopt the sister. Well done!
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@ch
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6 years
Oh, @ava is out here making sparkling wine, too? Damn.
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2 years
@JortsTheCat Gilda wants to know why everyone is making so much noise. 😾
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1 year
@EmbryEthan Five years ago I got to go to an actual Rex Manning Day party! So fun.
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@ch
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3 years
@elizaskinner I mean, that’s essentially revenge porn, in a way.
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@ch
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6 years
@dr_dreu @RodneyMcCarthy @WiredSources She says that the action of the woman who told Flake her story created an “opening” for him not to be confirmed. Which is different from what is being implied by this tweet.
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10 months
@kristenr23 @ReignOfApril I could go on! I’ve collected years and years worth of supplies for things I don’t do anymore. Finding a hobby/craft resale place like Remainders is great for sourcing low cost/secondhand supplies so you can test out a new craft! & for donating back 😉
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@ch
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7 years
@anamariecox Met #adorables Marley tonight. A very good girl. Good at side-eye.
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6 years
@JamilahLemieux @chrislhayes Yeah, I’m pretty sure this isn’t a thing.
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@ch
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7 years
@igorvolsky This is truly disgusting. And frightening.
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2 months
@doto3721 @Camp4 @GrgJtsn That’s the Marriott, actually- next door to the Hyatt Regency. But they’re both extremely good!
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4 years
@wkamaubell Husband: “I... assume that’s about Trump?” Me: “Uh, yeah.. every GIF on twitter tonight is about Trump.”
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1 year
@GlennonDoyle @Janefonda @weareangelcity I was not quite quick enough, but I did capture the moment just after! 🥰
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10 months
@ReignOfApril If you want to up your fashion and accessory game, learn to sew clothing. You will always be next level and the world of apparel fabric is EVERYTHING. You will find fabulous materials in every country and always have something special. You will also never be finished.
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3 months
A hard lesson I learned almost 20 years ago (how??) is that if someone is missing, they’re missing. Don’t wait to file a report. Thank goodness the young friends of these two spoke up as soon as they did, so they could be found.
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Yesterday morning I should have been outside No 10 reporting. More importantly, my 2 eldest sons should have arrived home after a 9 week adventure across Southeast Asia. But they didn’t…..(thread)
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@ch
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25 days
Update: Dad is in. @OaklandBallers , we’re doing this.
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26 days
If I had the resources, I’d fly up to Oakland for one night this week and take my dad to see the @OaklandBallers game on his 76th birthday. If only.
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7 years
@ava I love the way you take others with you to the top, Ava. 🙌🏻👏🏻
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10 months
@ReignOfApril Ok! Well— if you want to stab stuff and only accumulate small things, needlepoint and embroidery. If you want to make things to comfort others, crochet and knitting.
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8 years
Can you do something for me today? Find a business owned by a person of color or an immigrant. Support that business. They matter-show them.
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8 years
@Lauren_M_Carol @moshekasher You already order it in Italian. I fail to see the problem.
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8 years
@clairecmc I honestly think they think that Midol fixes the things that make you a woman.
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@ch
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7 years
Got tickets to see @HamiltonMusical at the @Pantages in November. Can't wait to see how the touring company stacks up!
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6 years
@CynthiaEriVo @Lin_Manuel I am flying to New York tomorrow and I was thinking “same, kid, same.”
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7 years
@JazminsThoughts Magnetic Poetry. That was my other thought.
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8 years
@MerriamWebster @ElectraMourning this calls for a combination library-gym. Cross-Reference Fit?
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8 years
As seen in Highland Park.
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8 years
@brokeymcpoverty being told things by my husband, after I told him the thing.
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5 years
@RachelMcKibbens @anarchopupgirl Yeah, that type of language is creepy and invasive, and also dangerous. I hate it. So while the charming aliens do make me giggle, I try to refrain from amplifying his shit too much because I’m certain there’s a non-white, male, religious, conservative artist that needs the RT’s.
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4 years
@chrissyteigen Oh my god what do these people have against salt?!
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5 years
@mountain_goats Myolite would have been a much better name.
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10 years
I have been detained & arrested for photographing & participating in the protesting of injustice. I support those who are covering #Ferguson
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5 years
@TimHerrera @melissamdaniels I was a teen when I told Paul Thomas Anderson that I “really liked the first ten minutes of ‘Magnolia’...”
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5 years
@MaraWilson @darth Yep. I have a friend in New Orleans who had the test, but returning to the hospital means putting friends at risk, putting Uber/Lyft drivers and passengers at risk or putting people at risk by taking public transportation.
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6 years
I love all the #UsMovie theories that are already spinning (h/t @ReignOfApril ) and also I cannot do horror films so... this is pretty much how I’m going to “see” this film.
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7 years
@JordanUhl @HotelBiron It is important to remember that this is not "the worst massacre in American history." Is, however, worst mass shooting in modern US history
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8 months
@JortsTheCat @DiscussingFilm Jorts, Elmo is 3 1/2 years old every birthday. I can’t explain it any better than that.
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@ch
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7 years
So @ReignOfApril ’s #2018Mantras reminded me of the two best pieces of career advice I’ve ever received. “You know you’re doing a good job; stop needing someone to tell you.” & “It’s just business; nobody is going to die.”
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8 years
This era of my life will be marked by my collection of resistance shirts. // Newest, via @MsPackyetti
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2 years
@JortsTheCat Gilda says we won’t let the bad guys win.
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1 year
@ReignOfApril They shoulda moved that boat when they had the chance. 🤷🤷🤷
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2 years
Today I learned that you have to be under 41 to donate bone marrow.
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6 months
@_celia_bedelia_ He thinks it’s pelvic floor cardio.
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8 years
@onlxn I don't know how you do this every day, but please keep going.
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6 years
@buttpraxis @onlxn “Chicken makes me dizzy.” Imagine. Just imagine.
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7 years
@TomLlamasABC "Looting" is something that people do when they have choices. Do these people have food, water, choice? Delete this.
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9 months
@ABC7 “The new parking regulations were requested by Arts District businesses, residents, and the City Council office.” THIS IS A LIE. Business and residents were not informed and caught off guard. No one asked for this. Literally no one asked for this.
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8 years
@womensmarch I hope that some of these go into the @smithsonian
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6 years
@HereticHR @DaveHolmes Hah. Imagine being this fragile.
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6 years
@CyrusMMcQueen This is the longest brunch, ever.
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1 year
@chescaleigh I’m still stuck on “Tweets of mine that I learned about yesterday.” 🧐
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8 years
@Lesdoggg @CSiriano This is EVERYTHING.
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