![Al Campbell Profile](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1704397746378039296/vDGW5I7r_x96.jpg)
Al Campbell
@C72Al
Followers
233
Following
733
Statuses
422
The more you dwell on the past, the more you miss the present.
United Kingdom
Joined October 2018
Takes a minute
My friend has a problem: He’s deeply in debt. Even though he makes good money—last year, he earned $491,800—he owes a staggering $3,622,200. The problem is, my friend—let’s call him Sam—keeps spending more than he makes. And he’s been doing it for years. No matter how much he takes in, he always finds a way to spend 30 to 40% more than that. Last year, despite bringing in close to $500k, he spent $682,600. He covered the $190,700 shortfall with credit card debt and long-term bank loans, but some of his lenders are starting to wonder if they’ll ever get paid back. Even worse, Sam’s accountant projects he’s going to keep adding to his debt each year. Before we know it, he’s going to have more than $5M of debt. And the more debt he accumulates, the faster it compounds and the more it costs to service it. Last year, he paid $88,100 in interest alone. So a few months ago, most of Sam’s family said “enough is enough” and staged an intervention. They brought in their friend Don and gave him a mandate to control all of Sam’s spending. Now, Don is a somewhat non-traditional choice for this role. Instead of spending his life climbing the ladder toward a job like this, Don spent his career in commercial real estate and entertainment. He’s sharp and he’s a great negotiator, though (he’s also hilarious—get a few Diet Cokes in him and ask him what he thinks about Rosie O’Donnell). He’s been through a few corporate bankruptcies himself, too, so no one understands the risks of too much debt better than him. Don officially started the job a few weeks ago, but he quickly realized that solving Sam’s financial situation was a problem too big for him alone (did I mention that Don is also busy right now trying to buy a huge island?). Don hence called his even wealthier friend E and asked if he would drop everything he’s doing, fly to Sam’s house, and help him get things sorted out. (Side note: If you think Don is a little crazy, you should really meet E. The guy runs about five companies, has a dozen kids, and stays up all night posting on social media and playing video games. People speculate he doesn’t sleep, which might explain why he’s prone to talking about stuff like spaceships and Mars all the time.) E is brilliant at disrupting old ways of doing things, and he knew that hiring more accountants and auditors to figure out Sam’s financial situation wouldn’t do much good (after all, the accountants hadn’t been able to stop Sam from racking up all this debt in the first place). Instead, E brought in a bunch of young, super smart, caffeine-addicted computer programmers. These guys moved into Sam’s house and started working 24/7 to figure out where all of Sam’s money was disappearing to. Part of the problem for Don and E, however, is that Sam’s family doesn’t want them touching most of Sam’s expenditures. Last year, Sam spent $413,000 on retirement benefits for Sam’s older relatives and on healthcare for many of his older or poorer family members. He also spent $85,500 on security (one of Sam’s nextdoor neighbors runs a drug lab in his basement, and his family members keep trying to break into Sam’s house). It really only leaves $96,000 of “discretionary spending” for Don and E to look at cutting. But E and his team weren’t going to be deterred. Looking through all of Sam’s financial records, they saw he was spending $3,000 to $4,000 per year on international aid, without much accountability. A lot of this aid was going toward unpopular political causes; much of it was also getting directed to contractors and consultants who lived in Sam’s high-price city, not toward people in need overseas. Don and E therefore decided to pause that aid spending, at least until the groups in charge of disbursing it could get a handle on their expenses. And that’s when all hell broke loose. Out of nowhere, many of Sam’s family members—people who had never been receptive to hiring Don in the first place—started protesting. They lobbed absurd accusations about E leading a coup against Sam, and they said Don and E were sacrificing Sam’s “standing in the international community” (whatever that means). They talked about how you can’t eliminate a $190,700 shortfall just by cutting $4,000 at a time. But here’s what they still don’t understand: All these numbers add up. Sam’s $3.6M of debt is the result of all of those annual shortfalls, compounded across the years. And each of those annual shortfalls is the sum of all of those small bills Sam was paying each year. $190,700 might be a lot more than $4,000, but—just like eating an elephant one bite at a time—you can only reduce the big numbers if you’re willing to start by chipping away at some of the small numbers. So I’m glad that Don is in charge of doing something about Sam’s spending problem, and I’m grateful that E is taking time to help him. Because I’m one of Sam’s family members here, and, if you’re reading this, you probably are too. We’ve been giving Sam a lot of money for a long time, and it feels like all we have to show for it each year is fewer results for our families and more debt that Sam is just going to pass along to our kids. Enough is enough. I hope Don and E keep going, and I’ll be cheering them for each dollar they save along the way.
0
0
0
@alexwickham @BloombergUK Can someone show me where the international law rules are kept online ?
0
1
4
Well yes you can. Firstly find a 25 year old who isn’t interested in a job for life. Secondly find one much smarter that the average bureaucrat, again not difficult because the smartest people avoid the dullest jobs. Thirdly find one who believes that waste = higher taxes and reduced efficiency and is the reason he cannot afford a house. Lastly, tell him to find waste and that the new spend total should be approx 2 trillion and his entire nation will pay less tax and he will never buy a beer again.
0
0
17
@AdnanHussainMP Yeah if only Hamas had spent the billions of aid on housing, infrastructure and healthcare rather than tunnels, bonbs, guns and keeping the population radicalised. What an absolutely disgraceful chapter of human history.
4
4
89
RT @TomTugendhat: As Security Minister I saw the advice on the Chagos Islands deal. This ‘explanation’ is nonsense.
0
1K
0
Jesus wept. And now they will have to devote considerable resources to protect him and his family.
#CHARGED | Martin Frost (10/03/1977) from Trafford has been charged with causing racially & religiously aggravated intentional harassment, alarm, distress He's been remanded in custody & will appear at Manchester Magistrates Court today (03/02/25) More:
0
0
2
@JamesMelville Because he can’t actually say what GB Energy actually will do any more than Milliband can
0
0
6
Wait until Doug finds out whose spaceships were going to be launching Canada’s satellites…. As with most politicians it’s all performative.
🚨🇨🇦ONTARIO CANCELS $100M STARLINK DEAL AS TRUMP’S 25% TARIFFS LOOM Premier Doug Ford announced Ontario is scrapping its $100 million contract with Starlink ahead of Trump’s incoming tariffs on US goods. Ford’s government is also banning other American companies from provincial contracts in response to the trade measures. Source: CTV News
0
0
2
Somebody somewhere is buying a Lambo and laughing all the way to the bank.
AI made in 🇪🇺 OpenEuroLLM, the first family of open source Large Language Models covering all EU languages, has earned the first STEP Seal for its excellence. It brings together EU startups, research labs and supercomputing hosts to train AI on European supercomputers ↓
0
0
0
Listening to Radio4 as they discuss DeepSeek. Error after error. I can’t decide if it’s just being dumbed down or the people on the show are just being vague. Is this the same when they discuss other things within your domain ? If they cannot get things I know about correct do I assume it’s the same in areas I don’t?
0
0
0
Can you help me understand why Canada already had these tariffs on the USA before this new round started: Milk: 270% Cheese: 245% Butter: 298% Chicken: 238% Sausages: 69.9% Barley seed: 57.8% Bovine/meat: 26.5% Cars: 25% HVAC: 45% Vacuums: 35% Cable boxes: 35% TVs: 45% Steel: 25% Aluminum: 45% Copper: 48%
0
0
3